/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16438730]

>Gravy
According to my mother.

[Anonymous No.16438760]

Sorry about your retard mom.

[Anonymous No.16438763]

>>16438730
Legit good gravy. Throw some minute steaks, a can of this, and a can or two of mushrooms in a skillet and let cook for a bit delicious meal I had growing up

[Anonymous No.16438766]

>>16438730
Well, yeah. What difference is there really between creamy mushroom gravy and mushroom soup?

[Anonymous No.16438790]

>>16438730
Fuck your retard mother

[Anonymous No.16439016]

>>16438760
>>16438790
I'm not even going to fight you on those insults.

[Anonymous No.16439193]

>>16438730
Hell yeah, op's mom is based. I like to take one of these, heat it up with a spoonful of butter and some fresh cream, throw in some egg noodles and voilà! Bon appétit! ^.^

[Anonymous No.16439263]

>>16439193
Eat my ass please

[Anonymous No.16439269]

perfect for shoving into my ass

[Anonymous No.16439278]

>>16438760
I thought everyone called it gravy.

[Anonymous No.16439325]

>>16438730
I like to take the cream of chicken heat it up and crush up a bunch of saltines in it. Tasty lil sodium filled meal

[Anonymous No.16439497]

>>16438730
This was part of one of my mom's "go to" dinner options when I was a kid
>the store brand biscuits in a tube baked until they were like hockey pucks
>vacuum pack dried chipped beef, the kind that was like 3 packs for $1, the saltiest substance known to man
>spoon dollop of mushroom soup right from the can onto the biscuit and beef then the whole mess in the microwave for 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.16439517]

>>16439497
creamed chipped beef on toast is kino

[Anonymous No.16439535]

>>16439193
*wa la

[Anonymous No.16439541]

>>16439497
that sounds based you ungrateful little faggot

[Anonymous No.16439545]

>>16439535
I speak french so no.

[Anonymous No.16439550]

>>16439545
faggot

[Anonymous No.16439554]

>>16439497
This doesn't sound very good but I'd have eaten it. The way you wrote it makes you sound like a picky faggot.

[Anonymous No.16439556]

>>16439550
Fagot de bois? What are you making a campfire? I'll bring the marshmallows! ^.^

[Anonymous No.16439638]

>>16438730
Your mom was close

[Anonymous No.16439667]

brown some beef tips, add cream of mushroom and beef stock, mix, simmer, reduce and serve over rice. that's my husbands favorite dish. I have tried to improve it in every way imaginable but because thats how he ate it growing up, thats the only way he likes it.

to be fair it's pretty good with some Tony's

[Anonymous No.16439675]

>>16439550
At least the frog isn't using a trip yet.
inb4 give it time.

[Anonymous No.16439684]

>>16439667
I bet it would be infinitely better served over mashed potatoes instead.

[Anonymous No.16439697]

>>16438730
I like eating the corn one during those lonely winter nights

[Anonymous No.16439699]

>>16439684
it really is, and on the rare occasion I make it for myself that's what I serve it on, or some egg noodles. I also use onion, actual mushrooms, chicken stock and make the gravy from the fond but again if it's for him, "it's just not the same"

[Anonymous No.16439855]

>>16438730
midwesterner detected

[Anonymous No.16440015]

>>16438763
So did you chop up the Steak'Ums and serve like a sauce? If so, spread it on something or just eat with a spoon?

[Anonymous No.16440875]

>>16438730
Well, she wasn't wrong.

[Anonymous No.16440881]

>>16438730
Shits fire with some onions and mushrooms cooked in and slathered over porkchops. No ones too good for Campbell’s “good for cooking”

[Anonymous No.16440926]

>>16439497
>all these posts asshurt over a white-trash, single mom-tier meal involving a microwave
That sounds like it would be delicious if she took literally five minutes to make the biscuits from scratch. I’ll let her slide if she was working two jobs without a husband or something

[Anonymous No.16440932]

>>16438730
just add cooked crumbled sausage and serve over grits and biscuits with a couple fried eggs on the side

[Anonymous No.16440940]

>>16440926
It's delightful how you make your own head movies.

[Anonymous No.16441023]

>>16438730
my mom used to heat this up, bake some pilsbury biscuits, fry up some jimmy dean sausage patties, then put a patty on a biscuit half and cover with the soup
I still do it for memory purposes sometimes

[Anonymous No.16441060]

>>16438730
>cream of mushroom soup
>sour cream
>chopped shitakes
>ground beef
>rice
My mom made this a lot, and it was awesome. Could also use albacore tuna in place of the ground beef.

[Anonymous No.16441083]

>>16440940
You sound actually retarded. I said there’s only one excuse for a mom to be “cooking” frozen biscuits, condensed soup, pre-cooked meet and putting it in the microwave, and that’s her juggling a bunch of shit for survival. Did you think I was inferring about his childhood?

[Anonymous No.16441116]

>>16441083
>pre-cooked meet

[Anonymous No.16441120]

>>16441116
And nigger?