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i'm turning 18 next thursday and will finally be allowed to visit a restaurant by my family (no joke, i live in little rock arkansas so there you go now you know), is Benihana a good choice?

>> No.16431604

>>16431591
Cant tell if you are a larp or turbo hick

>> No.16431613

Kek, see you next week kiddo.

>> No.16431614

>>16431604
>i live in little rock arkansas

>> No.16431616

>>16431591
>allowed to visit a restaurant

>> No.16431623

>>16431604
>>16431616
seriously does everyone come from a liberal family around here?

>> No.16431628

>>16431623
Do you think only liberals go to restaurants?

>> No.16431636

>>16431628
no but they are the only ones who allow their children to go to restaurants no matter their age

>> No.16431678

>>16431636
Not true. You amish?

>> No.16431693

>>16431678
>Little Rock, AR
I'm guessing Southern Baptist

>> No.16431696

>>16431591
Lol hope you get underage b& nerd

>> No.16431702

>>16431591
underagedb&

>> No.16431711

>>16431636
lmao the amount of rightoid biblehumpers that bring their six hellspawn to run rampant at a restaurant and act like they're invisible. but how would you even fucking know, you've never been to a restaurant. if your child can't behave in a restaurant past age, say six, you're a shit parent

>> No.16431728

>>16431636
lmao where the fuck do you live
its normal to bring even babies to any kind of restaurant anywhere in the world

>> No.16431744

>I'm so mistreated look at me
Why do niggers feel the need to do this so publicly?

>> No.16431745
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16431745

>>16431728
actually that's asshole behavior since 80% chance they're just gonna wail and scream

>> No.16431746

>>16431604
I generally assume larp in cases like this. Would a turbo hick even be on 4chan? I don't think so.

>> No.16431749

>>16431744
Huh?

>> No.16431754

>>16431696
>>16431702
I'd jump on this bandwagon in most cases but what the fuck OP? You've NEVER been to ANY restaurant in your entire life? And your parents let you go on 4chan of all places? Do you have any idea what other cuisines are like? I'm concerned that your tastebuds are so underdeveloped that you'll despise anything that tastes even remotely different than your mom's sloppa.

I'd probably go to some Italian place because almost nobody dislikes Italian food. If you've never had pizza then for the love of god just go to like a dominoes or pizza hut and get a pepperoni pizza.

>> No.16431760

Don't go to benihana's. It's more about the display than the food. Go to a nice steakhouse and get a big old steak and mashed potatoes. Or a BBQ joint. They gotta have some good BBQ in arkansas

>> No.16431771

>>16431693
OP is probably larping but Arkansas is probably the most backwater, backwards shit hole in America. Ultra religious and fathers keep a tight leash over their daughters that borders on them being jealous of them fucking someone who isn't poppa

>> No.16431776

>>16431760
>Go to a nice steakhouse and get a big old steak and mashed potatoes. Or a BBQ
i have both of these at home so what's the point?

>> No.16431782

On my 18th birthday I drank so much I vomited in a pot plant at a nightclub then fell asleep outside the central bus station before meeting an old schoolfriend and getting her to put her hand down my trousers

>> No.16431787

>>16431776
Have you at LEAST had pizza? tell me you've had pizza before in your life.

>> No.16431788
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>>16431613
>he actually reports people
good redditor. this pleases the janny

>> No.16431823

>>16431787
yes but only home made pizza made by mom. why?

>> No.16431830

>>16431711
Are you talking about Catholic Mexicans? Cause that's genuinely the only group I've seen doing that. Dream on.

>> No.16431832

>>16431746
you'd be surprised. i'm not a hick or a chud but pretty much every other corner of the internet is filled with turbolib faggots

>> No.16431837

>>16431711
i'm not saying ALL republican't don't allow their kids in restaurant, i'm only saying if there are some families that don't allow them to enter, they are 100% times republicans just like my family

>> No.16431842

>>16431823
You have 2 choices in my opinion then. Mexican food, aka tex-mex, or Italian. It also looks like you have some nice creole restaurants around. Either way good luck bubba. Come back and tell us how it was.

>> No.16431845

>>16431788
i unironically thought that was meant like he was a cook at benihana and OP is going to see him there next week

>> No.16431848

>>16431845
lol

>> No.16431849

>>16431842
>Either way good luck bubba
lmao that's how my granddaddy calls me

>> No.16431861

>>16431591
lmao holy shit thats cute as fuck

>> No.16431907

>>16431591
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS

>> No.16431930

If you are legit OP there is so many things you need to try. Like chinese food and italian

>> No.16432017

>>16431591
>you have to be 18 or older to be on this site
MODSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.16432066

>>16431591
why are americans so weird? i noticed that you also speak to your fathers like they're teachers and not fucking fathers. you people need jesus

>> No.16432122

>>16431591
yeah benihana is fine. tell the chef it's your first time to a restaurant. theyll probably pull out all the tricks and even blow you in front of your family.

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>> No.16432256

Uh on my 18th I got drunk on Cider and played strip uno with my friends

>> No.16432299

>>16432066
How do you talk to your father anon? My dad simultaneously is racist and talks like a nig while high all day, so any notion of him being a good teacher for anything kinda went out the window

>> No.16432300

>>16431746
all these newfags don't remember BBQ KING

>> No.16432339

>>16431749
Quit acting like you can't understand the metaphysical meaning of his statement, ass hole.
Go to Olive Garden. Get their salad and breadsticks and shitty pasta, and try to get some swigs off of one of your Aunt's wine glass.

>> No.16432531

>>16432122
>even blow you in front of your family
No joke, they actually did that for me last time. They recorded the whole thing and the chef paid for my meal.

>> No.16432544

>>16431845
Made me spit out my milk, haven't chuckled like that in a while

>> No.16432549

>>16432300
I remember the King

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16432655

>underageb&

>> No.16433958

>>16432655
You're meming it wrong you idiot

>> No.16434008

>>16431771
I heard about that in a different thread too, one half-way livable city (I think Little Rock or Fayetteville) and the rest is even by southern standards quite a backwater.

>> No.16434017

>>16431771
>waaaaaah someone has a strong, moral, complete family and nobody has aids or gender disease or tattoos waaah you have to let me ruin it it's not fair waaaah

>> No.16434297

>>16434017
That isn't what he said he's just stating what it is, you're the one thinking he wants to go and give everyone gender aids or tattoos of whisks on every girls forehead

>> No.16434377

>>16431591
Huckleberry's in Searcy
Your welcome

>> No.16434381

Why are hicks so stupid

>> No.16434547

>>16431636
What the fuck

>> No.16434576

>>16431591
>i'm turning 18 next thursday
Reported.

>> No.16434654

Love seeing the janny hard at work

>> No.16434674

>>16431845
Way to go, Now I have to lick up all this milk off the floor while getting my face stepped on.

>> No.16434680

>>16431636
Thanks for the laugh

>> No.16434691

>>16434654
jannies will prune my egg king webm threads but not underage posters

>> No.16434693

I wish I got a permaban for my 18th birthday. My life today would be so much better.

>> No.16434728

>>16434576
>announcing reports
...

>> No.16434731

>>16434017
I really hate this era of "being a superstitious retard with no freedom is good actually" contrarianism

>> No.16434736

>>16431788

If the 4 leaf clover was edited slightly this would be a legal game title and cover. I'd play it

>> No.16434740

>>16434731
As opposed to a morally bankrupt directionless wankstain