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>> No.16427930

i'm gonna guess it's because he yells at people better than he cooks

>> No.16427936
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16427936

We don't. This is a John Townsend board.

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>>16427906
bros...

>> No.16429274
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>> No.16429296

>>16427936
he isn't welcome here after the you-know-what debacle

>> No.16429381

>>16429247
Oh no he didn't

>> No.16429424
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>>16427936
no, this is a Chef John board

>> No.16429518

>>16429424
based and cayenne-pilled

>> No.16429547

>>16427906
Because they either never had a dad or they had an absentee/de facto absentee father, so an overbearing narcissistic father figure is attractive to them.

>> No.16429558

>>16429424
yes

>> No.16429560 [DELETED] 

>>16427906
He's been busted for hitting his wife and eldest daughter by the cops. Twice.

>> No.16429562

>>16429560
Stop lying you pathetic fuck head

>> No.16429568 [DELETED] 

>>16429562
Ooh. Triggered another gordon apologist guys. Quick, get out the baby wipes.

This one's soiled itself.

>> No.16429575

>>16429274
I don't understand why people get triggered by this webm, the difference in size and proportions of their buns and meat patties is bloody fucking night and day. Just actually watch the webm you just posted and tell me exactly where the hypocrisy lies.

>> No.16429577

>>16429296
quick rundown?

>> No.16429579

>>16429568
If it were true he'd be crucified, an accuser with no evidence is no better than a rodent.

>> No.16429582

>>16429577
No, the you know-what-debacle!

>> No.16429605

>>16427906
fuck his tv appearances
This man owns some damn quality restaurants and the kitchens all operate in a way that he set forward. Even the simple places serving english pub food are really strict, quality ingredient places.
Not to mention places like bread street kitchen etc. He is a genuine chef, not just a meme.

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>>16429577
Okay listen, I’ll probably be banned (or worse) for saying this but people need to know the truth. Sometime back it was leaked that Townsend is an eternal omnipotent being who exists in the fourth dimension, meaning that he can go through time as we might walk down the street. Townsend chooses to control the world from the safety of rural 18th century America, where he sends codified orders to the Bogdanoffs (his lackeys) through “cooking videos.” This revelation has caused tremendous distress amongst the global elite, who are unable to travel back in time to retaliate against Townsend. The “debacle” mentioned in another comment was a /ck/ thread exposing this, where seven users were found dead with their skins removed, smoked, and coated with nutmeg (Townsend’s calling card). I’m probably next now but I cannot live with the truth. God is dead and now all is Townsend. It’s only a matter of time. Avoid the Bogs at all cost.