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I've rented out my house for the summer, which is extremely lucrative since I live in a touristy area. The problem is I forgot a watermelon in the garage, and the house is already handed over. I thought of sneaking in during the night to grab it, but I'm extremely paranoid that someone will see me and think I'm a weirdo. Do you think it's okay to leave a watermelon there for a couple of weeks? Or will rats and ants and stuff get to that shit?

>> No.16426356

Can't you just politely ask the people to whom you rented the house?

>> No.16426360

>>16426352
Just 2 weeks? No problem unless the rind is damaged. As for the critters, I don't know.

>> No.16426361

>>16426352
A lot of Facebook frogs on this board recently.

>> No.16426367

>>16426361
Shut the fuck up. Pepe is the mascot of this site, if you don't like it -- > Reddit

>> No.16426390

>>16426356
ignore this fag you gotta sneak in and remove it you don't wanna be known as the guy that left a rotting watermelon in the garage do you? how embarrasing

>> No.16426410

>>16426367
>4channel
>Pepe
Newfag.

>> No.16426467

You are the landlord, this is land maintenance. Just go and grab the fucking watermelon.

>> No.16426899

>>16426361
>>16426410
pepe was on 4chan long before you.

>> No.16426963

>>16426352
My dumbass uncle did this with a cantaloupe in a rental doublewide of his in the Mojave.

Over the summer.

With no renters.

Average temp?

108F A/C turned off.

Looked like the head from the Thing, and even now, 15 years later, it still smells of cantaloupe until the A/C runs for a bit.

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>>16426899
>pepe was on 4chan long before you.
and before that it was foul bachelor frog. what is your point? this meme is stale
frogposting is the most mainstream, unoriginal normie posting possible here
this is why it usually comes from phone posters, the cancer of the internet

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>>16426361
>>16427025

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16427140

>Say you forgot an essential item in your garage
>Buy another watermelon
>hide it in your shirt
>Swap two melons
They won't suspect a thing

>> No.16427174

>>16426352
fuck off frogcancer

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>>16427174
>>16426410
>>16426361
>NOT MY HECKENRINO BOARD!!!!!! YOU CANT JUST POST A PEPE FROG!!!!!

>> No.16427511

>>16426361
>>16427174
Is this real? Does the jew fear the likeable frog?

>> No.16427517

Did you rent to blacks?

>> No.16427524

>>16427517
what the fuck is wrong with that you little /pol freak?

>> No.16427533

>>16427524
You’re telling me you’re gonna go on a thread about watermelon and not make a black joke? On 4chan? Come on Anon.

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16427571

look its a frog

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>>16427500
>>>/facebook/

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16427680

mfw