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>>16423147she likes spaghetti
>>16423169how the fuck do I get my garloid to do this
>>16423169where's the one where they rip off the penis
How does he get out?
>>16423169That's fucking hot
>>16423270I started to jack off to this until I realized it was a dude
>>16423727wouldn't this be a cunt to clean?
>>16423169>first response is to open her mouthwomen
>>16424382Holy fuck. Ok, you got me.
>>16423727Nice. Give that to somebody with ACTUAL OCD and watch as their frail human body fails to match the precision of the board. You'd be responsible for the freak out that follows.
>>16424302Isn't that the son who's a rapper now?
>>16424790That's why I keep the twelve gauge oiled up
>>16423270>so for today's recipe here's what you'll need:>2 cups flour >1 cup water >pinch of salt>one large saute pan>a spatula for flipping >one F-22 raptor decommissioned Pratt and Wittney F135 Turbofan engine with 3-stage fan/6-stage high pressure compressor and 2-dimensional vectoring convergent nozzle>plate for serving
>>16424890>brine solution doesn't fully cover the turkeyautism triggered
>>16424314Pretentious, faggoty and overly complicated. -5.5/10
>>16424276That looks good, but I can't find anything not in Indonesian. Savory crepe like food? What's the green base made out of?
>>16423169it looks just like my cock
>>16424291so if i dipped my dick in the batter and deep fried it, would my dick burn before the batter is done
>>16425819Fuck, I've only got a hellmouth, will that do?
just about 24 hours from now:/ck/ vs /w/ in our first match of the 10year anniversary 4CC World cup
>>16426810this is what our team currently looks like>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/and if you are wondering what the fuck this is here is a usefull link to catch you up to speed>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>>16426999>no mask, so he is bretahing in loads of the shit, the only thing worse than eating itbaka
>>16427109Masks don't work, libtard.
>>16427113forgot to atach a soyjack, so your argument does not count
>>16423727Shit as long as those aren't indented into the wood and are just burnt/painted on its not a bad idea
>>16424802I don't know.
>>16424875>american cuisine ftfy
>>16426384what did chinese people do before they started installing jet engines in the kitchen?
>>16424380wtf is wrong with these people
>>16424382ah yes cbt
>>16426999That's actually pretty smart.
>>16427700mmm cutting liquid
>>16427668its unironically in germany but i changed the filename to piss off some faggot swede
>>16425819does it have to be the pink himalayan salt?
>>16426384Woks are so fucking cool>fry>sauté>searThey literally do it all
>>16423727Neat idea, but that shit will wear away so fast if used regularly.
>>16427700>here's your pizza bro>hope you enjoy picking bits of cardboard out of your teeth
>>16427700great, now my pizza is cold and soaked
>>16428086huh, I bet that would be pretty good
i miss buffets
just say when ok?
>>16424314That will be 30 dollars please.
>>16424276great, now I'm going to spend the whole night watching dancing bacons videos
>>16428200That's going to cost way way MORE than 30 dollars.
>>16428633This is how I realized Guy Fieri was the good guy. He was trying to show us the gold that was already present in our home towns. The pretentious vanity of these culinary shitterys is horrifying
>>16428629How much do you think that monstrosity runs for?
>>16428633>tfw know people who actually go there
>>16427850That is a metal workshop so the water is likely full of silicate powder, I don't think he would take the time and effort cleaning and flushing the machine just to cut 1 pizza.
>>16428633so are you supposed to lick the table like an animal or what
>>16427700The last company I worked at that had a waterjet only cleaned the tank about once a year. That water was disgusting.
fuckin nipgooks freakstwo nukes wasnt enough
>>16428570>hot dogs in a canThat's UK, you slimey limey.
>>16428839those are chinks
>>16428591That's german, retard.
>>16424802Can you repeat the question?
>>16428935YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>16428890Not in America.
>>16424790OCD makes you a degenerate
>>16428965The opposite, actually. It's an excess of purity.
>>16427700It's worth mentioning this cut a 7 slice pizza which is generally really fucking hard to do without shitting up some aspect of it.
>>16424380If they don't want to act like civilized people then we'll treat them like animals.
>>16426999You got this off Reddit
>>16427700That water is full of small sand particulates, so the pizza might have some sand in it.
>>16423147> would pay large sums of money to watch her shit that outI should never visit Japan
>>16427761Who is this? Why would he do something like that?
>>16426846I've got $20 riding on Surly kicking the first goal
>>16428105This is just a normal hotel continental breakfast
>>16428111I'm guessing Japanese people don't have people who have to deal with having cracked out moms where you're lucky enough to get a PB & J thrown in a plastic baggy.
>>16427671Woodfired stoves with the bottom of the wok in direct contact with the flame as it traveled toward the flue.
>>16429009LA beast. He made his youtube fortune through terrible expired product challenges.
>>16428633Is this the creation of a Myst puzzle?
>>16423270That is so cool
>>16428633>that'll be $325 plus tip
>>16429009that's LA Beast. he does plenty of shit. chugging weird stuff, drinking 30 year old crystal pepsi, puking into his fathers car because of an argument. at least he has the world record on walking the longest distance on lego or some shit like that.
>>16423727Most ocd thing I've ever seen
>>16428570>>16428886>>16428585Pures leben is german so i take the show to be as well. That being said, 99% of stuff wrong with europe come from america or are americas fault so the name is still true.
>>16423270who will add ghee?
>>16425856Pandan cake is great but you don't need the extra butter, cheese, sugar, condensed sweet milk and whatever else on it. That's just for fatasses and not what Indonesian food is about at all.
>>16423270kino>>16429313isnt the ghee optional for capati?
>>16424276that is one bubbly apam balik
>>16428086you expect me to touch that thing with my fingers?
>>16427113mask as in a fucking gas maskthe kind you should wear when working with fine particulate in workshops
>>16428633I would never eat in this restaurant.
>>16428570>>16428585>>16428591>>16428598>>16428605>>16428618>Look mom I posted it again! Americans are so fat and eat gross shit!!!I know these threads are generally full of the same shit reposted over and over but at least try to post something original or interesting.
>>16423147>camera tilts every 5 or so bitesshes puking it out in between
>>16424314do you think its worth getting one of those for the buttplug?
>>16425834out of all the atrocities in that clip, the shallow brine is the one that stands out to you?
>>16428119>tasty beef>spoiled by shitty rice grains sticking to itdigusting
>>16425819What a stupid post.I'm pretty sure they still haven't decommissioned a single F-22
>>16427671Have you never seen an old-fashioned smithy?wood/coal can get insanely hot if you feed enough air to it.The incinerators in the KZ camps ran on coal.
>>16424382she definitely does seem like a saucy bimbo
>>16426999That... probably tasted really good after the charred stuff was removed, ngl.
>>16429796wot is dat
>>16424302>top 10 anime betrayals
>>16424310Wtf did I just watch him make?
>>16428633Eating chemicals that make liquids form into squares
>>16429620As long as you keep being mad about it, then yes, I will be posting the same webms over and over.
>>16428764Not only that but don't they usually mix some stuff to the water? To make cutting easier?
>>16427118>>16429389Why are you responding to a bot?
>>16423727If those marks on the board are cut into it, a true OCD will end up spending hours trying to clean all the grooves. If the marks are just painted/burned/whatever onto the wood, the OCD will kill themself after the paints starts wearing away unevenly.And as someone with OCD myself, the complete lack of symmetry of that board would drive me to distraction.
>>16426999> toned armsI came.
>>16427700>are you tired of using a water jet to cut your pizza?>UHHH IT'S SO FUCKING SLOW! 16 MINUTES?!>GREAT NOW MY PIZZA IS SOGGY AND CONTAINS TOXIC PARTICULATES!>IF ONLY THERE WAS A BETTER WAY!>Hi! Billy Mayes here with: the pizza cutter! With it's patented circular blade, cutting your pizza is as easy as: one, two, three!
>>16429257It’s like 300 PER PLATE
>>16428633Every plate a painting
>>16426189yes, now please take your meds and go to sleep
>>16424283>literally just raw meat up to 3 cmsdo americans really?
>>16429266He holds multiple food related world records.
>>16430148>Do Americans really?Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Make impractically big burgers? Eat raw beef? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.
>>16430175Thanks for the joke anon.Enjoy your number 1 world record obesity, diabetes, early death due to heart complications.I wish I could die an early death of heart attack with a BMI of 60+ and be as cool as you guys.
>>16430148I mean, mett is delicious.
>>16430197you are delicious
>>16430195There's more fat people in America than there is people in the UK, but then there's the other 100 billion Americans who are just regular ass people. Its like saying all of the UK is fat at retarded because of norf footy fans.
>>16430208Mexican street shit like this is actually decent, if they were served in 1/4 of the size. It just gets soggy and no one, except the real fatties, finishes them.
>>16430227Nah it's all trash and is why Mexico is the fattest country there is.
>>16430249Wonder what Gordon Ramsay thinks of Mexican slop snacks?
>>16430249Actually the most obese countries are pacific island nations and Mexico ranks far lower than the US. Now Mexican Americans outrank, per capita, blacks and whites.
>>16430205>We have more populationIs this how you cope? Yeah no shit, that's how percentages work. Meanwhile USA has a staggering 36.2% of adults with obesity (not even going for BMIs, just amount of obese people), while the UK has 27.8, which is a fucking lot yeah.The problem is you US faggots are always proud of being retarded, with your huge burgers and bacon and freedom and guns that literally no one else gives a shit about, while meanwhile you are dying inside.I'm not joking when every other country looks at America and laughs. You just don't understand they are laughing at you, and not with you.Also, stop projecting that everyone that complains about US is from the UK. I'm from Portugal, we have 20.8% adult population with obesity, nearly half of the US.
>>16430092That kitchen is disgusting holy shit.
>>16430405where is this from?
>>16430306Half of 36.2 is 18.1. Also the obesity rate of Portugal as of 2016 was 22.3% according to WHO criteria.
>>16430459Great deflecting>Half of 36.2 is 18.1.Great math skills, proud of you.Except I said that Portugal had NEARLY half of US's obesity rate in adults, not LITERALLY half.Yes there is a 2.7 % differential. You did it.>nu-huh portugal is actually 22.3% fatI took my data from worldpopulationreview, but even if you want to be pedantic, let's use your number of 22.3% even though its from 2016 (lmao).This would mean that the US has 9.9% more obese adults in comparison to Portugal, which means Portugal has 61.6% of the obesity rate of the US.But I'm glad you didn't address any of the important issues, which is very expected.Portugal is a shithole. I'm not going to defend it, there's nothing special here. I was just saying that not everyone that mentions that America is a shitshow is from the UK.Which is true. Literally the whole world mocks you because of this:>>16430175Now please let's get back to the funny webms, I don't want to sperg more, this is tiring.
>>16430539>Now please let's get back to the funny webms, I don't want to sperg more, this is tiring.Don't start shit you won't finish, faggot. Know your place next time.
>>16430541>>16429796>union jack walletDid the bits take all of their large spoons and memory wipe the poos?
>>16430541There's nothing to finish, I called out Americans for being disgusting and they never actually provided a counter arguments, they just said "no no, your stats are wrong by 2%".
>>16426846>the way he extends his nonexistent arms
>>16430570>makes every drug on the planet legal because they are the niggers of Spaindo poortuguese really?
>>16429016hope he doesn't dissapoint20 minutes or so till we embark on our 10 year anniversaryx cup journey!
>>16430405>anxiety: the webm
>>16428998not as much sand as your vagina, lmao gott'em!
>>16424890Absolutely vile. I think I just suffered a stroke from all the rage I feel.
>>16428086awful fucking fries
>>16423147why do they never stand up and show their fucking fat distended bellies after they do these kinds of things
>>16428111so how do nip kids warm their shit up, just nuke it at school?
>>16431014They eat it as-is or have a parent bring it in at lunch.If they did nuke it they'd probably not call it that either.
>>16424283why are his hands so fucking feminine
>>16430306Rich successful countries living rent free in European third world heads it seems. Portugal is never given a second thought or scrutinised by foreigners for a reason.
>>16428105I don't see why that's apparently video worthy. I spent a month in a hotel recently and got that shit for free every morning
>>16430405How is it even possible to be that bad? I could cut veggies as a literal child without problems
>>16423727is this nigga really using a plastic kitchen knife?
>>16424380Hello i hate women
>>16428570>>16428585what a disgusting bitch, i genuinely hope she is dead right now
>>16431062>>16430725Literally the same as the previous American.>lets disregard what he said about us and just call him poor instead, that will show himYou are incapable of providing counter arguments, you just insult the other party to attempt to silence them.You fall for this shit every time, its incredible.
>>16427761someone post him chugging the liquified pizza
>>16431078Look at the skin color, that hotel stay was likely the most luxurious experience of his life.
>>16424382wish she worked at my local, could get destroyed after 3 drinks
>>16431155Face it. He blew you the fuck out.
>>16429796Everyone looks miserable in this vid
>>16426189unless you fucked up most deep fried meats are cooked through by the time the batter browns
>>16427700this is like 1/8 the speed of an average guido with a pizza cutter (at best)
>>16431178Holy shit I hope this is bait because you have to be retarded otherwiseI literally said before:> Portugal is a shithole.>>16430539It doesn't matter where the criticism comes from because it's true. That's the point.I could be in Uganda and still have this argument be valid.
>>16431155>>16430539Bro, you have to understand that nobody in America cares if Europeans or foreigners laugh at us or think they're better than us. We look at your countries with similar disdain for entirely different reasons. Yes, public health is a disaster in the United States, but we pride ourselves that our gov't doesn't treat us like children and doesn't intervene in our domestic affairs like they do in other developed nations. For an American, it's on themselves to be healthy and protect themselves, without a nanny state lording over us. Our constitution is the only in the world based on the premise that natural persons possess rights that are issued from God himself, and the gov't only exists to protect those freedoms, not to push for social change or correct societal problems. That is something that Europeans living under monarchies and tyrannical regimes can never understand.
>>16428096I'm more horrified by her shitty nosejob than the amount of food.
>>16428633as gay as this is, creating a chilled solid custard that forms after putting some freeze dried cake next to it and then bruleeing it is a pretty cool idea and if you put it on a plate it would be kino
>>16431160I don't think I've seen that one.
>>16430987They are not sick in the head like you, you fucking pathetic incel
>>16431253What is he eating?
>>16431365A Christmas Advent calendar.
>>16431344what a great way to end that mans lore. Surprised he didnt end up dead
>>16431253that adjudicator makes me kek every time imagine working for that fucking joke of a brand and taking it so seriously
>>16428119FAR LEFT AT BEGINNING IS CUTE
It's taken thousands of years, but we finally have the technology.
>>16423727I guarantee you 100% of people who buy this are white.
>>16426999I used to use a knife to scrape off burnt parts of toast
>>16428111fyi you don't need those horizontal cuts when dicing an onion.
>>16430170The better way to measure how much syrup is still in there is just take like 100ml of water and wash it out,
>>16430541These people are so poor and uneducated, they don't know about shit like germs. So if the food doesn't taste off, they're fine with it.
>>16431637so you have an idea of how delicious that pizza probably tasted
>>16426999Dose this work on burnt toast?
>>16431683yeah you can just scrape it with a knife or any utensil you have
>>16431679Considering it was probably a premade frozen pizza, probably not that much.
>>16423169women know what theyre doing with stuff like this
>>16424382I got drunk just watching this
>>16431621Nah, Japanese would also be perfectionist enough to use this as well.
>>16430987I fucking know, right
>>16431873Japan was a mistake.
>>16431812>Considering it was probably a premade frozen pizza, probably not that much.I know, but in my headcanon I'm making the artistic choice that it was something maybe home made using decent ingredients.
>>16431360ESL. Try again once you learn the language, nigger.
>>16430034>ugh BOTSKILL YOURSELF REDDIT FAGGOT
>>16431639"How did I get colon cancer? Must be all this fracking and global warming"
>>16430249Can someone explain to me what the hell I'm looking at? Genuinely curious...
>>16431882look up timpano based retard
>>16432217Look up my dick, weeb.
>>16427850cursed water, yeah
>>16429728>>camera tilts every 5 or so bites>shes puking it out in betweenshe eats a normal amount on video and it's getting thrown in the trash every cut
>>16424790>ACTUAL OCDcan confirmjust watching the video is pissing me off
>>16432211I wish I had the balls to kick that dude in the spine.
>>16429781Manufactured garloids were the downfall of America. You never see good old fashioned home grown garloids anymore.
>>16432211every time i watch this i can't help but think this is jeff goldblum
>>16432123finally a use for my ass molds
>>16432435>ah, yes, this soup, is, uh, wow that's really something there!
>>16432448>1 cup of mayonnaise>1/2 cup of sugarIt's no wonder she's american sized.
>>16423147>tfw no Canadian gf to cook for
>>16432448Before the mayo and sugar, thing's were doing okay...
>>16429781why is one of the stomachs so much longer than the others
>>16427381what game is this?
>>16432123I'd rather have the real thing desu
>>16427700What kind of shitty water jet takes 16 minutes to cut that?
>>16429044also lost his balls to roids
>>16433140You're thinking of Furious Pete.
>>16433153hmmalways thought there was only one
>>16433173One guy who eats a lot of shit on youtube? You might be retarded.
>>16424283ITS FOOOKKN RAW!!!!
>>16424890looks good 8/10 would eat
>>16430148Im not sure Id consider Jack to be a human bean at this point
>>16433285idk, maybe. definitely leans on the bean side though
>>16424276i know it's not dosa, but i still can't stand him adding cheese to that.
>>16433285Partially a human bean. Another stroke and he'll definitely become a veggie
>>16428570holy fucking fuck
>>16433435you're visualizing that as a man's gelatin ass, that's pretty gay
>>16429796Why the fuck can't indians use utensils? Why the fuck can they not just use a fucking spoon or a stick or a goddamn fork? These implements have been created and used in literally every single society on the fucking planet since a thousand years ago why the fuck do they need to use their filthy fucking hands for literally every goddamn fucking second of food prep and serving and eating? Why?
>>16428570do americans actually?
>>16424382she must have been taking a swig between each camera cut
>>16433556There's nothing wrong with just cooking with your handsthe problem lies in the fact that they don't fucking wash their god damn hands after finger fucking their assholes so all their food has shit in it
>>164318732 bombe non sono bastate
>>16431244>we pride ourselves that our gov't doesn't treat us like children>muh constitutionYou really think you still have the freedoms described in that thing when it was written?You're in exactly the same boat as the rest of us, you dumb fuck.
>>16431414I know! There's another one, I think he's drinking soy sauce or chocolate syrup or something, where the woman timing him is a hot chick in a business suit.If I passed her on the street I'd assume she was some hotshot lawyer or something, but no; she's actually on her way to her job of holding a stopwatch while a surferbro chugs a bottle of something gross as fast as he can.No disrespect to LA Beast intended.
>>16430987I desperately what to see them do this.
>>16432780Some of them seem to have snapped and needed to be put back on.
>>16431078>I don't see why that's apparently video worthyLook at his skin color again.
>>16430987>>16433974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9ORn3YGIA>KinoshitaI bet she is.
>>16431873>going to all this effort>still using jarred tomato sauce
>>16429977Party cheese salad, retard
>>16428125>when you experience your whole life through the display of your smartphonePretty sad desu
>>16424314>nigga SMOKES your drink for you>uses a fucking eyedropper>serves you your drink in a badass saucer>cigar, COMPEDIf you don't tip him the Yakuza should buck break you in front of the whole bar
>>16428633>that frozen creme brulee/custard thingCould be cool if it wasn't surrounded by a field of pretentious sugar crumbs and shit splatter
>>16433556>used in literally every single society on the fucking planet since a thousand years agoACKSHUALLY they weren't popular even among the nobility until the time of Henry II, and commoners didn't adopt eating utensils until like the 18th century. Meanwhile, chinks and nips had been using chopsticks 5evar
>>16427118>one little scratch on her face>my face is disfigured!!!Uhm sweety how can you be such a savage that you eat a live octopus, but yet be such a pussy that you freak out over a scratch
>>16429019Look up what a continental breakfast is, dipshit
>>16428762nah just look at it
>>16431862I think that once your fingers get to be a certain width you should be banned from producing any type of food-related content.
>>16432228Give me a sec to set it up first
>>16434022goddamn that's hot
>>16431132My mom had a set of those from Ikea, it's a plastic handle, most of the "blade" is ceramic, and the edge is cheap steel
>>16430405women are so retarded goddamn
>>16424380That was pretty hot ngl.
>>16433861è abbastanza vergognoso effettivamente
>>16434757I have so much hate for this faggot. I mean he is positive and all, but you could feed him a fucking turd that lay festering in the sun all day and was shat out by an AIDS infested 50 year old whore, and he would STILL have that FUCKING annoying HMMMMMMMMM look on his fucking face.
>>16424875Jannies will eat this...
>>16434937I'm a tranny , I don't if that matters by the way
>>1643024980% of the cost was the labor for her to daintily spread the Doritos around with a thongs.She could've just poured the bag in and saved the buyer money.
>>16432326I wish I had the balls to join him. Imagine, like, 3-4 complete strangers just started doing this at the same time.
>>16424382>0:18ah yes, a little bit of nothingness, that's exactly what my drink needs.
>>16430448Lydia from the YogscastShe isn't ignorant of her incompetence, and let the women who can into kitchen after finally getting that one cut.
>>16428570Der Arische Übermensch
>>16430249literally prison food
>>16434106I'm a continental breakfast connoisseur and this passes. What do you think its missing?
>>16432123Yes I eat ass, how can you tell
>>16431180>rape seed oilwhat kind of seed oil?
>>16431873that's not lasagna it is timpano