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I don't care if you don't "like the texture of onions" or the "smell of cheese" or the "sight of mushrooms". You are a tastelet and a useless eater. You will never appreciate a room temperature stilton. You will never savour sashimi. You will never enjoy carpaccio or a Blue steak. Your very existence is a sad waste of calories. There is no reason not to enjoy most mainline accepted foods. If you ever show up to my house and decline to eat one of the many delicious courses I have prepared to you, I will eject you from my home and lock the door. And don't bother trying to pick out an ingredient you don't like and hide it in a flowerpot. I AM WATCHING.

>> No.16419422

*yawn*

don't care I won't eat what I don't like

>> No.16419831

On the one hand, based, on the other hand, button mushrooms taste like sweaty skin. They're literally only good when fried in butter and garlic, which would make damp cardboard taste good.

>> No.16419842

I just realized that everyone on this board is autistic.

>> No.16419848

>>16419422
The only thing that I've tried that I didn't like was sea urchin (it tastes like actual poop). If there is any other food item that you turn your nose up to, you are probably autistic.

>> No.16419854

>>16419831
>button mushrooms
Complaining about mushrooms is the clearest sign of a tastelet.

>> No.16419859

>>16419831
>taste like sweaty skin
You have never had properly prepared mushrooms in your whole entire life. I bet you also think tomatoes taste like chewy sacks of water. This is also because you have never had a real tomato in your whole entire life.

>> No.16419871
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>>16419420
People have different tastes, partially due to genetics. If they don't try and and have never tried it and refuse to, then you have all the power to rip their tongue out. However, if they don't like it after they've tried it, then you're the biggest cuck for forcing people to like the shit you like.
Also, unless you serve me the raw ass of a bluefin tuna, I'm not eating whatever "sashimi" you serve me.

>> No.16419875

the little disagreements we have on this board
they are like miniature world wars

>> No.16419878

>>16419854
Mushrooms in general are fantastic, button mushrooms are just garbage.
>>16419859
Got tomatoes growing in the garden right now, button mushrooms are still garbage.

>> No.16419879

>>16419871
People do have different tastes. It's just that some people's tastes are inferior.

>> No.16419885

>>16419878
If you know how to prepare a mushroom, any mushroom can taste pretty great.

>> No.16419888

My gf has a sibling who will eat nothing but some frozen foods, it’s really aggrivating and childish. Their parents are not good and only feed them that shit but at a certain point you have to man up and eat a goddamn vegetable

>> No.16419890

>>16419871
Are you implying that intelligence is genetic? Because that is what you are implying.

>> No.16419895

>>16419888
I eat a single sprig of broccoli, every month. I'm pretty sure this is the reason that I am immortal.

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16419898

>Bruh, I'm such a great chef, the things I create are heavenly
>That's why I only make blue steak, the method of cooking that involves the least effort and skill on my part as humanly possible.

>> No.16419907

Those are great but
>blue steak
No thx

>> No.16419926

I was a really picky eater as a kid. I mostly just ate ground beef, no pork chops, no mutton, no fish, skipped the turkey but devoured the broccoli and brussel sprouts.

Turned out I had undiagnosed vegetarianism.

>> No.16419944

>>16419926
I knew a girl who grew up in a privileged family in one of the wealthiest areas of the united states. She called everything she didn't like mushy. I thought that mushy meant that something was too soft. But I soon realized that anything she didn't like was mushy.

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>>16419890
Yes. OP's dick sucking is also genetic.

>> No.16419965

>>16419952
even if it's a mental disorder. what are you going to do about it? it makes no difference is it's caused by genetics or stress in early life or by anything else. you can't change it.

>> No.16419972

I think we should kill all autistic children. This will eliminate all autistic children.

>> No.16419974

>>16419972
An autistic answer to an autistic problem

>> No.16419978

>>16419878
Button mushrooms taste great. They're very very popular for a reason anon

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>>16419965
I can't do anything, because OP is literally on an IV drip with semen 24/7.

>> No.16419983

>>16419831
Like the sweaty skin on the back of a beautiful woman's neck, maybe.

>> No.16419989

What the fuck is a "useless eater"? In what situation are you getting use out of someone else eating?

>> No.16419994

>>16419972
>>16419974
Nazis would have eliminated autistic picky eater children.

>> No.16420008

>>16419420
I learned that some of the foods that I didn't like (but still ate), I didn't like just because I never had them properly cooked. Most foods taste good when prepared. There are no foods that I don't eat.

>> No.16420504

>>16419842
Only just now?

>> No.16420513

>>16419420
>If you ever show up to my house and decline to eat one of the many delicious courses I have prepared to you, I will eject you from my home and lock the door.
Do tell how you'll manage that.

>> No.16420607

>>16420513
You will have poor nutrition and therefore be weak and easy to grab by the collar and throw out the front door.

>> No.16420652

>>16419420
Being a picky eater and not doing for attention like a kid is fucking hell.
Twice or more times I had to force myself to eat a dish while holding my urge to puke.
I've had my day fucking ruined by food many times.
Do you think that feels nice?
That's why now I got myself used to fasting,

>> No.16420666
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16420666

I will eat ANYTHING except organ meat, most seafood with the (exceptions of fish, crab, grilled shrimp), fungii. pretty much everything else is fair game, am I a picky eater?

>> No.16420680

I understand mushrooms but who doesn't like onions and cheese?

>> No.16420697

>>16420680
I don't like the taste of onions. I can eat it in small quantities but the more onion there is the less I like the dish.

>> No.16420700

>>16419420
damn this was almost worth a serous response like "if they find the taste bad enough to ruin a meal then i will cook them something else they can enjoy" and "picky eaters do sometimes annoy me when the reasoning is ridiculous". but i suspect OP is just trolling or possibly venting

>> No.16420734

Not giving OP a (((you))) but blue steak is horrendous. It's a fucking cope for fags who think they are steak cultured. Garbage.

>> No.16421301

There are just so many things I don't eat lol. Chicken, all seafood, half of all pork cuts, mushrooms, Brussel sprouts, dragon fruit, tomato that's not part of a sauce, eggs, organs, zucchini and artichokes.

>> No.16421338

The better I got at cooking the pickier I became at eating. I grew up eating hockey puck burgers and "german potato salad" which was potato salad with miracle whip and pork tenderloin being doused in sweet baby ray's as pulled pork. I didn't realize how good food COULD be until I started learning how to actually make food.

>> No.16421434

>>16420666
Very picky

>> No.16421447

an Asmongold video was suggested to me recently, where he ate and reviewed burger from fast food chains. Every single burger he ate he first spent 4 minutes autisticly scrapping off the veggies and sauces, until only the meat and buns were left, he then "reviewed" the maimed burger after removing 70% of the taste. fucks sake I knew clicking on any of his videos was a mistake

>> No.16421457

>>16421338
This.

Most picky eaters are people with parents that were shit cooks.

>> No.16421562

>>16419871
>However, if they don't like it after they've tried it,
People will try something and "not like it" because it's foreign. You have to keep trying things to get used to them, then you will like them. I've done this with
>Sun dried tomatoes
>Feta
>Olives
>Dill

>> No.16421596

>>16419420
I didn't read.

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>>16419420
You fucked up when you said blue steak. Blue is what someone who doesn't like food would imagine a food lover as enjoying. You trained yourself to not act disgusted by it and you think that's what everyone else is doing too. If you don't like steak just say so, tastelet manchild.

>> No.16421702

>>16419848
>If there is any other food item that you turn your nose up to, you are probably autistic.
Holy mother of projecting, you're a bad one

>> No.16421708 [DELETED] 

>>16421702
not that guy but sea urchin roe is revolting if it's not absolutely fresh and unmolested

>> No.16421710

>>16421562
Do this with your own urine or you are a tastelet child and gtfo this bored. I know you won't.

>> No.16421722

A lot of "picky eaters" at least for veggies come from parents who can't cook veggies for shit and boil the flavor out of them.

>> No.16421724

>>16421708
Missed my point, but i agree

>> No.16421735

>>16421562
True, I used to very averse to eating soil, but i just made my first dirtloaf yesterday and it came out better than I expected! Idk why nobody wants me cooking for them anymore though and they keep saying I "need help". I swear I'm surrounded by tastelets, it's so bad

>> No.16422562

>>16419420
Eating food high made me overcome my picky eating mental illness. Now I'll try anything.

>> No.16422599

>>16421722
It's definitely a parental thing even beyond bad cooking, their parents raised them on junk food usually. It's a huge red flag for me in dating, because it means they'll be a terrible influence on any kids of their own

>> No.16422807

>>16419871
genetics has nothing to do with this, dumbass

>> No.16422997

>>16419420
Only thing I don't like is cooked Eggplant and yellow/sweet corn.

Big yucky

>> No.16423000

>>16419848
Sounds like you don't eat poop, what an autismo

>> No.16424083

>>16422807
It does you fucking retard. There's a reason why some love cilantro and others say it tastes like dish soap. That also applies to other foods. Holy shit you're stupid.

>> No.16425629

>>16424083
thats a myth, redditor

>> No.16425632

>>16419420
I'm sorry to hear that you have no tastebuds left. Too much smoking?

>> No.16425649

>>16419420
>There is NOTHING worse than a picky eate
Nazis. Delirium tremens. AIDS. Cancer. Hurting your toe.

>> No.16425650

>>16425629
You proved your stupidity. Well done. 'grats as the kids say.

>> No.16425807

>>16419420
There's some guy who shitposts /biz/ occasionally saying we're just picky eaters for not wanting to eat bugs

>> No.16425811

>>16421710
>>16421735
Picky children detected. Go back you immature faggots.

>> No.16425913

>>16419420
garlic is for trash people with trash taste buds

>> No.16425928

>>16420652
I don't get the day ruining thing, why would you still be upset that you ate something you didn't really like 6 hours ago? This is the part that makes me think it's an eating disorder and you should seek therapy or something

>> No.16425952

Beets are the only thing I can't stand eating, sweet root vegetables are absolutely disgusting to me

I don't really like sweet potatoes or carrots for the same reason, but I'll eat them just fine without complaint, beets though are truly revolting to me