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Hi /ck/
It's my momma's birthday today!
And I haven't bought shit!
I still have time to make some food to at least show her affection and that I do care about her.
But I'm retarded when it comes to cooking! Help me please
I have :
- Eggs
- 5 small bananas (not very ripe though)
- cocoa powder
- chocolate chips
- wheat flour
- baking yeast

If it's good I will tell her it's a gift of 4chan too.
My plan is to make a bunch of banana/cocoa/chocolate muffins. It will just be me, her and my step-dad so I don't need to make a lot.

>> No.16417663

>>16417641
>muffins
sorry anon but you have no fat. so muffins is a no go. make bannas with chocolate sauce or mouse

>> No.16417673

>>16417663
Actually, I do have oil!
Should have mentioned it.

>> No.16417682

>>16417641
Make an aioli, bitches love aioli

>> No.16417697

Friend eggs

>> No.16417733

>>16417673
well then go muffins if you have time for it to raise. if you dont make chocolate banacoins

>> No.16417744

>>16417641
Happy Birthday to your Mum!

>> No.16417745

Give her the 5 bananas, tell her they gotta ripe a bit more tho.

>> No.16418094

Buy vanilla ice cream and make a banana split. Simple and easy. You can make chocolate sauce by melting chocolate chips and adding milk.

>> No.16418113
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16418113

take the 5 bananas and see if you can fit them inside your ass

>> No.16418115

>>16417697
>friend eggs

>> No.16418123
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16418123

>>16417697
>Friend eggs

>> No.16418126

>>16418115
>>16418123
>he doesn't consider his mother a friend
ngmi

>> No.16418413

>>16417641
Just mix all that shit into a dough and bake it 350F 20 minutes. Boom: choco-banana bread bites.

>> No.16418460

>>16417641
If you have time, run to your local convenience store and get a can of evaporated and condensed milk to make your mom a flan. You just mix all three ingredients together and throw it in the oven (technically a bath, but it's easy to set up) and wa la!

I found this site with pictures. It uses cream cheese, but I think it can be omitted (never used it, but I'm considering it now) https://www.cookingclassy.com/flan-recipe/

You can even combine it with cake batter to make a little layered cake