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The only miracle about this shit is how it's still on shelves despite tasting like ass.

>> No.16417515

>>16417486
>I personally do not like (insert X product here) so it must be the case for everyone else too!!!


here have some

Reddit spacing

because you deserve

so much more as a

Shepherd of the whole

human race!

>> No.16417520

>>16417515
t. kraft employee

>> No.16417527

>>16417520
at least I got a jerb faggot

>> No.16418672
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>>16417486
>irresistible tangy zip
>fewer calories and less fat than m*yo
>over twenty (20) different spices
>made with a patented emulsifying machine
>kills m*yo in blind taste tests
It's no wonder this miracle product of American ingenuity makes europoors seethe.

>> No.16418679

>>16418672
it was literally invented as a poor mans alternative to mayo

>> No.16418743

>>16417486
but its tasty

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>>16418679
>set out to improve an existing product
>invent patented emulsifying machine to improve production efficiency
>enhance flavor with a secret blend of over twenty (20!) different spices
>succeed spectacularly

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For my sammiches I mix hot sauce into mayonnaise but even plain mayo tastes better than miracle cum