breastaurants

[Anonymous No.16416455]

what do you think about places like twin peaks, hooters, etc?

[Anonymous No.16416481]

>>16416455
booba

[Anonymous No.16416485]

hooters has been slacking in the tits department. if you don't have hooters you shouldn't be allowed to work there it's sacrilege

[Anonymous No.16416488]

>>16416455
Lame. If I want food, I'll go to a regular restaurant. If I wat tits, I'll go to a strip club.

[Anonymous No.16416490]

makes a night out with the boys livelier and it's not as greasy as a strip club. i think they fill a good niche. being tended to by a hot woman (even if you're paying for it) just puts you in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.16416492]

>>16416455
I like to go to hooters and act like the biggest fattest pig imaginable. I order 40 wings and a pitcher of beer for myself and drink it straight out of the pitcher constantly burping loudly and smearing my face with buffalo sauce as I crunch down on the cartilage. I like to do this while putting on a bad fake british accent and say things like “oh pardon me” after each earth shattering belch. I do this about once a month.

[Anonymous No.16416496]

>>16416488
strip clubs are obsolete now that 8k vr pron exists

[Anonymous No.16416499]

>>16416492
Unimaginably based

[Namefag No.16416502]

>>16416496
...what? Are you paid for this shill?
>you will fuck the one size fits all rubber hole, and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.16416508]

>>16416502
you don't fuck girls at the strip club either

[Anonymous No.16416511]

eh. been to only one of these, shitty place called 'cheerleaders.' the place was greasy and unclean and the girl working there looked miserable.

I'd rather just go to strip club

[Anonymous No.16416515]

>>16416508
I do

[Anonymous No.16416538]

>>16416455
"Breastaurants" are completely irrelevant to the portion of the population that have evolved towards superior attractions like feet.

[Anonymous No.16416547]

Hooters is based, got kicked out of the one in AC in trop though

[Anonymous No.16416609]

>>16416455
Stupid. Their tiddies are nothing special. I have the internet. They can't compete with 2D. I don't mix food and horny. The food is nothing special either. Strip clubs are a wasteful boomer meme.

[Anonymous No.16416634]

>>16416455
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.16416672]

>>16416508
anon...

[Anonymous No.16416676]

>>16416455
Not really my thing but I actually frequent the local Vietnamese coffee shops in my area. The girls usually wear lingerie and many allow smoking inside, with quasi-legal gambling machines and lots of TVs for sports. The coffee is also really good.

[Anonymous No.16416680]

They usually suck because ugly girls are protected by discrimination laws so they hire whoever regardless of actually having big tits. Food isn't their gimmick so that sucks, too. I may as well eat at the gas station.

[Anonymous No.16416731]

>>16416492
lel so randum xD

[Anonymous No.16416742]

>>16416492
Real King Shit

Based and Chadpilled

[Anonymous No.16416743]

>>16416538
based

[Anonymous No.16416747]

>>16416680
The hooters girls should be classified as entertainers so that they can be picked for their looks like actors and strippers without breaking the law

[Anonymous No.16416750]

i think they're just dandy

[Anonymous No.16416757]

Will probably go to Twin Peaks to watch the next major UFC card with my dad. Personally, I don't like it. I can't separate myself from the reality that these chicks are just doing their job and probably find it degrading, it makes the whole thing unenjoyable. Maybe I'll try to go to a different sports bar altogether just to avoid that shit.

[Anonymous No.16416763]

>>16416455
My sister worked at a Twin Peaks. Fried pickles were alright. Mediocre overall.
Quit after my grandmother found out and threatened to disown her.
I have 'no idea' who told her about it but everything worked out in the end.

[Anonymous No.16416776]

>>16416763
it was you wasn't it you little snitch

[Anonymous No.16416777]

>>16416750
based beyond human comprehension

[Anonymous No.16416786]

>>16416747
It doesn't even make sense, you can just not call someone back after an interview or give another reason. Stop hiring uggos/flatties.

[Anonymous No.16416817]

>>16416776
:^)

[Anonymous No.16416826]

>>16416455
When I lived in Colorado, I'd go to Tilted Kilt every few months with buddies and our girlfriends. Service and food was always pretty good. Guy staff wear outfits too and everyone seemed like they were having a decent time working there. 10/10 breasturant

[Anonymous No.16416831]

>>16416826
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.16416839]

>>16416831
God, the make up on those girls looks awful, I'd almost rather fuck him.

I said ALMOST.

[Anonymous No.16416842]

>>16416831
>getting mogged by your male coworker at a breastaurant
That's gotta hurt.

[Anonymous No.16416843]

I don't like having a boner when I eat.

[Anonymous No.16416847]

Any bottomles restaurants?

[Anonymous No.16416848]

>>16416680
It's probably actually because they're restaurants and the turnover rate for food service is high, so they just hire whoever will show up and do the job.

[Anonymous No.16416851]

>>16416839
>>16416842
There was a fair amount of boomer women usually at the bar where typically the men worked. Equality in the work place.

[Anonymous No.16416866]

>>16416851
Fair enough, if you can get both markets through the door then why not?

[Anonymous No.16416891]

>>16416676
Where is this oasis?

[Anonymous No.16416900]

>>16416455
i wish you could just pay them to pretend to be your friend for a little while, without having to pay for the food.

[Anonymous No.16416903]

>>16416847
there should be. a sister chain to Hooters called Cooters. Their main dish would be breaded clam strips and clam chowder

[Anonymous No.16416905]

>>16416455
Yeah I would definitely love for some dumb bitch to serve me shitty overpriced chicken in a dirty restaurant. Fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.16416906]

>>16416831
why have their faces been shopped to look like aliens? is it some fetish thing?

[Anonymous No.16416907]

>>16416680
really attractive girls can make more money not having to work nearly as hard with things like twitch, onlyfans, sugaring, camming, youtube, tiktok and so on. The restaurants don't have as high a quantity of as high a quality of potential hiree as they used to get.

[Anonymous No.16416913]

>>16416905
The indignation in your post has firmly convinced me to never step foot in a Hooters.

[Anonymous No.16417078]

>>16416455
the last time i went to hooters, the girls working there looked no different than girls that worked at any other restaurant.
no sign of big titties anywhere.

[Anonymous No.16417099]

>>16416786
those uggos and flatties will fuck the management leaders faster/better(more nasty shit) than the hot ones

[Anonymous No.16417101]

>>16416455
if you ever go to europe visit a sauna club
>entry free about 30 to 50 bucks
>pools, sauna, massages
>all you can eat buffet and drinks (beer included)
>free wifi
>smokers lounges
>literal whores

[Anonymous No.16417249]

>>16417101
do you use the whore in the sauna as well or do they escort you to your car?

[Anonymous No.16417270]

I feel like there should be a version of Hooters but ass instead of tiddies.

[Anonymous No.16417285]

I like the girls at Roosters, even if it's not technically a breastaurant. They exclusively hire cute girls for FOH, and some are serious fuckmeat.

[Anonymous No.16417288]

>>16416455
super cringe, why would I want to be horny when I'm out to eat a fucking burger

[Anonymous No.16417410]

>>16416842
Seriously that is one handsome man. Roasties btfo.

[Anonymous No.16417443]

>>16416831
Look at the background! He's a manlet! Also ugliest jawlines ever, all three of them!

[Anonymous No.16417453]

>>16416903

Don't forget the cheesy-yeasty marinara dipping sauce served every month!

[Anonymous No.16417462]

>>16416455
>Can't touch the booba

So it's like watching a twitch thot except I can't pay the hooters girl money to do sexual things or even just brush up against me and also she can also show visible disgust at my physique and/or smell?
For some chicken I can either make myself or buy somewhere else where it's cheaper because I'm not expected to pay the booba tax these places charge in their ridiculous pricings?

No thanks. But I WILL leave you with a complementary booba.ymrjk

[Anonymous No.16417471]

>>16416538
We should start our own restaurant. Footers.
Pay fifty dollars on top of the price of your meal and we'll have the waitress step on your food so you can eat it off her foot.

We'll make a fortune!

[Anonymous No.16417476]

>>16416455
Bad food, bad women.

>>16416492
But this guy has me thinking they could be based, if you walk in with the right attitude.

>Hi, I'll be your waitress today, my name is--
I'm going to call you Janet.
>Janet? OK, that's fine...
Yeah, Janet. Or maybe Janny, for short... and tonight, you're going to

CLEAN IT UP
L
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[Anonymous No.16417480]

>>16416492
You nar-sty piggy!

[Anonymous No.16417649]

I'm a Walk-On's man myself

[Anonymous No.16417654]

>>16417101
In some clubs yes! Typically there are several rooms like in a brothel. In the bigger clubs you have special rooms like a separate sauna, a jacuzzi, outdoor beds and so on und

[Anonymous No.16417677]

>>16417453
They also have a Rakfisk Friday

[Anonymous No.16417687]

Special Rakfisk Friday

[Anonymous No.16417695]

>>16416831
those guys are so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.16417698]

>>16416455
I have never been to one because I'm not american, but I imagine it's pretty shitty. The concept doesnt attract me at all, I just wanna eat something, the waitresses being hot adds almost nothing to the experience.

If anything, it probably attracts coomer boomers that think they "still go tit" and keep making sad remarks to them.

Of course this is all speculation, maybe the restaurants are very classy and have good food, but somehow I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.16417703]

>>16417453
Rakfisk Friday with a mexican shrimp cocktail -two for 1-special included

>Now or never.

[Anonymous No.16417711]

>>16416455
Went to hooters once as a teenager. I think I had nachos and some philly cheesesteak. The waitress had big boobs, but wasn't particularly punctual and the food was, food.

[Anonymous No.16417723]

>>16416485
sexist

[Anonymous No.16417731]

>>16416763
Good brother

[Anonymous No.16417763]

>>16417698
it's ostensibly not supposed to be about getting an erection, but about irony. it's a capitalist attempt at appropriating and sanitizing camp sensibilities for mainstream hetero working class audiences. but it fails miserably because it's conceptually incoherent. camp looks down on middle class taste, this, a notch below even middle class status, tries to look down on something, but on what? it can't be itself, so it must be something further down? the uncomfortable truth is there is nothing down on which to look except one's self. but everyone still has to pretend, they gaze down at their beer gut and the sticky floor and the cheap sneakers of the scantily clad 6 weeks pregnant breeder cow, and it's not "so bad it's good", it's just bad. the average mouth breathing breeder baboon is not capable of appreciating the profound strangeness of women. all he can do is think "booba".

but they don't go bankrupt because booba still has commercial appeal no matter the context.

[Anonymous No.16417769]

>>16416508
kek, zoomers these days
the corona has been tough on you hasn't it?

[Anonymous No.16417788]

Hooters failed when they decided to serve female customers. Its like when a woman crashes a strip club cuz shes "like one of the guys", takes all the piss out of it simply due to their eternal jealousy. You want some attention bitch? Suck my dick and make me a sandwich and I wont need to go to Hooters. see how easy that is? start disciplining women again and see how fast shit changes for the better. Islam doesnt have this problem because responsibility and discipline are vital for a proper society.

[Anonymous No.16417793]

>>16417471
> step on your food
anon pls, she needs to step on me or I ain't paying a single cent

[Anonymous No.16417808]

>>16416508
lol wut?

[Anonymous No.16417809]

>>16417788
I hate to agree with incels but sometimes they're right. women were a mistake

[Namefag No.16417839]

>>16417788
Youre a dumbshit jew worshipper. Take your Abrahamic religion and shove it up your ass.

[Anonymous No.16417841]

>>16417788
Imagine being this pathetic

[Anonymous No.16417856]

>>16417809
I don't know why that pic in particular gets so much hate.
She's at least acknowledging that she has it easy instead of bitching about the patriarchy or whatever.

[Anonymous No.16417862]

>>16416676
L O N D O N

[Anonymous No.16417870]

>>16417788
Yeah, I'm sure the strip clubs and Hooters would be better under Islamic rule.

[Anonymous No.16417871]

>>16417856
you are an autist attempting to understand emotions despite a handicap, and you need to study more. "acknowledging" it implies humility or even contrition. she isn't doing any of that, she's bragging with her ass in the foreground just in case you didn't get her point.

[Anonymous No.16417908]

>>16416763
Yo sista must be stacked up nah mean. U eva seen dem thangs au naturelle nah mean

[Anonymous No.16417925]

Never been to one. I go to a restaurant to actually enjoy the food and somewhat concentrate on that.
I don't watch the news either with those half-assed naked presenters.

[Anonymous No.16417939]

>>16416763
if I had a cute sister I wouldn't want other guys looking at her like that either. I would be very, very protective of her sweet innocent body ;^)

[Anonymous No.16417953]

>>16417870
>>16417841
>>16417839
Bitch.
Made.

[Anonymous No.16417958]

seems demeaning. Not to the waitresses, but to the men.
>huuuu huuuu huuuu I'll give you a biiiiiiig tip sweetie, cuz ur so pwetty

[Anonymous No.16418066]

>>16416750
I hope that one day there will be a technology that can bring back my consciousness so I can enjoy BOOBIES in the future. That would be sick

[Anonymous No.16418124]

>>16416547
I'll bite, what did you do?

[Anonymous No.16418132]

i went to a Twin Peaks thinking it was some sort of western/mountain themed steak place but then all i saw were push-up bras and c-section scars. The meatloaf was pretty good actually.

[Anonymous No.16418136]

>>16416848
then they'd have to pay them minimum wage and not that $2.13 + tips bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16418217]

>>16416750
based dandy lad

[Anonymous No.16418218]

>>16416455
>went to OKC for work
>drive past Twin Peaks on way to office im visiting
>never heard of it
>"holy shit is that like a Twin Peaks themed diner?"
>damn fine cup of coffee here i come
>its just titties
>mfw
Fuck Oklahoma.

[Anonymous No.16418224]

>>16418218
Damn it it lost the picture.

[Anonymous No.16418304]

>>16416455
hooters sucks. twin peaks has big ziegnebocks for two fiddy. food is ok/10

[Anonymous No.16418351]

>>16418132
>push-up bras and c-section scars
If that shit aint get ya dick goin u mite be gay my guy

[Anonymous No.16418358]

>>16418304
>ziegenbocks
Kek I thought that was a euphemism for booba, was disappointed when I googled

[Anonymous No.16418378]

>>16416906
Discount Bogpill

[Anonymous No.16418389]

>>16416843
Marry a fat and ugly woman then

[Anonymous No.16418451]

>>16416485
>get dragged into hooters with buddies
>almost all of them have fridge shape and seemed annoyed
>one dared to have her navel visible
>coincidentally the only one who laughed a lot
>pretty much all of them flat or deflated as fuck
I don't get why they have that name. Wouldn't go there on my own.

[Anonymous No.16418470]

>>16417953
I don't know what that means.
Is it a line from some nigger rap?

[Anonymous No.16418896]

>>16418451
Any workplace with mostly women is going to be full of grumpy bitches

[Anonymous No.16418985]

>>16417763
>this post
>this site
What are you doing on here? Go fix the world Poindexter. I like the wings at Hooters though.

[Anonymous No.16419056]

>>16418985
>Go fix the world Poindexter
in your head, what did that mean?

[Anonymous No.16419061]

>>16416455
every woman who is beautiful enough now to be like what hooters was in the past just has a job as a recruiter in some HR department instead

[Anonymous No.16419068]

Easy first date dining. They usually don't have a wait for a table even during the rush. The girl you brought might think it weird or less of you at first. Though all you have to do is not ogle the waitresses and focus on her. Which will raise your date's opinion of you.

[Anonymous No.16419080]

>>16419056
A post that cogent indicated, to me, that he or you is too intelligent and capable to be wasting his or your fucking time on a Bhutanese trout-fishing portal, and that he or you should instead dedicate his or your abilities to improving the quality of life of his or your fellow global citizens.

[Anonymous No.16419093]

>>16416455
one time my grandmother and her friend took me to a breastaurant when I moved back to Florida and they gave me a glass of water that tasted like straight up chlorine that gave me a sore throat and headache for days. Food was pretty mediocre too, I hope they went out of business.

[Anonymous No.16419129]

>>16417443
gawdd damn that waiter made you feel so insecure about yourself you have to shit post project on 4chan. fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.16419398]

>>16419068
>Raise your date's opinion of you
I guarantee she will leave thinking "wow I can't believe he took me to a hooters, who the fuck does that? He knew there wasn't a rush during busy times, how often does he fucking go to hooters?"
Im assuming you don't get a lot of second dates.

[Anonymous No.16419728]

>>16416903
Not tacos?

[Anonymous No.16419735]

>>16416847
Olive Garden has bottomless breadsticks, if you're into that

[Anonymous No.16419739]

>>16416492
Oh behave!

[Anonymous No.16419745]

Hooters is just an American maid cafe.

[Anonymous No.16419760]

>>16416455
I got banned from my local hooters for fapping to my waitress

[Anonymous No.16419779]

>>16416508
The first time I went to a strip club was at a place called Babydolls in El Paso and I paid a girl 150 dollars to blow me. Later found out they got shut down for having a 16 year old working there. Anyways the point of this story is strippers will fuck you for money

[Anonymous No.16419784]

>>16416455
I've long wanted to start a combination strip club and waffle house called the twattery.

[Anonymous No.16419796]

>>16416747
you don't need that necessarily. As long as certain qualities are bona fide occupational qualifications you can discriminate at will. Like if you sold products specifically to men you can hire exclusively male models to display them. I'm at a loss as to why Hooters keeps losing these discrimination cases when "pretty young women with big knockers serving your food" is their entire business model

[Anonymous No.16419800]

>>16416763
post sister

[Anonymous No.16419805]

>>16417471
i believe footware is required to be inside a restaurant

[Anonymous No.16419819]

>>16419796
>I'm at a loss as to why Hooters keeps losing these discrimination cases when "pretty young women with big knockers serving your food" is their entire business model

They don't care. Hooters is subsidized by manufacturers of herpes meds.

[Anonymous No.16419827]

>>16417763
I think you're overthinking the whole "men will choose to eat at our restaurant because the waitstaff are pretty young women not wearing a ton of clothes" thing
pic rel

[Anonymous No.16419832]

>>16417788
women and men are segregated in sharia run restaurants so the concept wouldn't work i don't think

[Anonymous No.16419852]

>>16417856
Ask yourself a question anon: Would this picture get as much hate if she was fully clothed or not even featured in frame? If she was acknowledging the differences between them and showing a genuine moment of reflection instead of showing off her ass for likes on the 'gram, nobody would care

[Anonymous No.16419860]

>>16418218
I actually got tricked into going for that exact reason and it was like 10 minutes before I was like "oh the name is innuendo"

[Anonymous No.16419868]

>>16419080
You may be surprised to know many smart people with respectable jobs in the community also enjoy spammming the n word in secret

[Anonymous No.16419870]

My gf and I actually like hooters wings a lot but there are none near us, she has us go whenever we are close to one though

If the waitresses seem annoyed with you it’s because you look and or act like a sperg

[Anonymous No.16419881]

>>16416455
They're alright but I prefer strip clubs because I want to see the booba and poosa unencumbered by clothing twelve inches away from my face as I sit at the rack drinking a beer.

[Anonymous No.16419903]

>>16417763
I usually think invoking Dunning Kruger is a cope and crutch for other Dunning Krugers but you definitely think you're smarter than you actually are writing down all that sophistry and bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16419910]

>>16417958
This roastie is getting toasty

[Anonymous No.16419914]

>>16416455

What happens if you bring an overcoat, lovingly drape it around the sexploited waitress's shoulders, and then bring her back to your basement apartment to eat all the eggs?

Is that how people unlock wife?

[Anonymous No.16420016]

>>16419914
Pretty sure an Austrian man did something like that and it worked.

[Anonymous No.16420110]

>>16420016
only for like 10 years

[Anonymous No.16420130]

They’re fine. Fill a niche and provide work for young above average looking women with questionable morals/values.

[Anonymous No.16420273]

>>16420110
most people are only happy for a short time if ever
australian basement dad was happy for 10 whole years and his daughterwife gave him granddaughterkids
few can claim that kind of success

[Anonymous No.16420300]

>>16416831
WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE JAWS WTF

[Anonymous No.16420313]

>>16417698
I'm in Canuckistan, and I never went to one. I also don't even think of going to a strip club.
Why the fuck would I pay to get blue balled? Why would I pay actual money to someone just so I can stare at their tits?

[Anonymous No.16420662]

>>16416485
https://youtu.be/P9pgD2W2lHA

[Anonymous No.16421100]

>>16417763
capped for truth

[Anonymous No.16421129]

>>16416839
Its kept dim for a reason

[Anonymous No.16421335]

>>16417471
I'm not even into feet but I can see this becoming the next big thing. Foot creeps are literally scattered everywhere and the demand would be off the charts.

[Anonymous No.16421373]

>>16419779
>150
>for a blow job with a condom on

[Anonymous No.16421431]

I'll go to one of those places as soon as they make them like brothels and find a way to cure any sexually transmitted disease with the touch of a button for cheap. Then I can have a burger and milkshake with a blowjob and TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S449KdjPKrY

[Anonymous No.16421468]

we used to go to tilted kilt a lot
food was pretty good and the girls were far better than hooters
i think they're all closing or something \

[Anonymous No.16421647]

>>16419827
>pretty

[Anonymous No.16421651]

I went to the tilted kilt with my boyfriend by accident, I thought it was just a normal bar. I bet the waitress thought I was a cuckqueen or it was some fetish shit but I just wanted to go to a bar. The food wasn't bad at all. I felt too awkward to leave once I realized what kind of place it was so we just ate our meals and ignored the waitress's 2 inch skirt. Yes I am autistic

[Anonymous No.16421691]

>>16416455
>fun and quirky
CHECKED
>smart names
CHECKED
>food
CHECKED

I only miss a real milk bar. Imagine having a shot of fresh squeezed breast milk from a lady strapped in the middle of a round bar table.

[Anonymous No.16421714]

>>16417856
I just don't like her suit. The high waist bottom with her apparent low hangers makes her look both squished and the width of a brick shit house at the same time.

[Anonymous No.16421726]

>>16416485
Social media is destroying women, in turn meaning there are no confident ones left to work at places like Hooters who require confident, good looking women.

[Anonymous No.16421729]

>>16417471
FUCK MOTHS

[Anonymous No.16421732]

>>16417788
>if i beat my girlfriend more, then she'll love me

i see why you people prefer young boys

[Anonymous No.16421739]

>>16416492
Unbelievably based and USApilled

[Anonymous No.16421770]

>>16416455
>>16416538
When will we have "pitstaurants" for armpit afficionados? The waitresses can wear tank tops.
afaf

[Anonymous No.16421790]

>>16421770
this but for calves

[Anonymous No.16421820]

>>16416455
the day after my cousin's wedding there was a twin peaks next to the hotel we all stayed at so we all went to twin peaks the next morning to wash our hangover not knowing it was a breastaurant, man was my cousin's newly wedded wife pissed off

[Anonymous No.16421824]

>>16416538
>>16421770
>>16421790
feetstaurants, where the waitress serves your table with her feet

[Anonymous No.16421832]

>>16416455
>Twin Peaks

[Anonymous No.16421895]

>>16417939
Except you are a weak and could not protect her from anything.

[Anonymous No.16422036]

>>16416831
That man could drink peanut butter through a plastic straw.

[Anonymous No.16422328]

>>16416455
The only thing more depressing than a lack of tits in this thread is a lack of food pics.

[Anonymous No.16422363]

>>16420662
holy shit this is cringe

[Anonymous No.16422374]

So breastaurants are just the softcore version of strip clubs. The women are too afraid to take off their clothes for money, but they will show off their bodies just a little bit for perhaps better than average tips for a waitress. They both boil down to one point though - they are complete insanity.

Sane men won't go to strip clubs, and sane men won't go to breastaurants. Think about it. If you're hungry, and you want to eat a steak, you go forth and obtain steak. Going to a strip club is like paying someone money to bring you a picture of a steak and then drooling over it for an hour and then going home without eating. What is the purpose of popping a boner to some girl you will not fuck? At least in a strip club they're close to being naked and fucking you, and some deluded people may imagine that if they throw enough cash at the girl she'll agree to go into a private room and suck his dick or something. At a Hooters? There is no prospect of even making physical contact without a sexual harassment lawsuit. Then again, at least for your money you might get some food and half decent service, though I wouldn't count on it. What's worse is that many of these men get together in a group and go out to have boners and become sexually charged together. If I'm looking at a hot woman and getting hard/ready to fuck the last thing I want it to be surrounded by my friends or family.

[Anonymous No.16422397]

>>16422374
I agree with the strip club part but hooters is just some pg-13 fun that you can go with your dad too. Are you really that degenerate that you can't look at cleavage without popping a boner?

[Anonymous No.16422400]

>>16422374
>men get together in a group and go out to have boners and become sexually charged together.
kek

[Anonymous No.16422401]

>>16416492
I hope you wear a monocle and comically large top hat when you do this

[Anonymous No.16422426]

>>16422397
There is a Hooters right next to the Freddy's I go to on occasion and when I'm there I people watch what kind of degenerates enter a Hooters. Let's just say it isn't the picture you painting of father-son bonding over oogling hot titties that you're describing. Also, if you don't get any sexual excitement from staring at a nice thick pair of tits in tight shirts then what ARE you getting out of it? I'd love to know.

[Anonymous No.16422456]

>>16422426

I used to go with my dad all the time to hooters/twin peaks. I think it's more of celebration of males with fried foods, beer, sports and yes titties. It's not really a sexual thing, maybe for some creeps it is but like others have said just go to a strip club if that's all you want. With society more and more labeling anything masculine as "toxic" it's nice to have an escape.

[Anonymous No.16422462]

>>16421647
that was the idea not the execution

[Anonymous No.16422482]

>>16416891
All over the bay area

[Anonymous No.16422490]

>>16416492
so you mean you eat like you always do but with a british accent

[Anonymous No.16422492]

>>16422456
What are you escaping from though I don't get it. Your penis isn't escaping from your pants and tittyfucking the waitresses, so essentially you go to this place, order shitty food, look at some girl you're not going to fuck and get mesmerized by her titties you won't be sucking on, then you go home. You have not escaped or changed circumstances. You just went to a restaurant and privately fantasized about fucking the waitress.

[Anonymous No.16422493]

>>16422490
simple as

[Anonymous No.16422505]

>>16422492
maybe I just don't have as much of an animal like libido like you do but I can just appreciate a pair of boobs without thinking about fucking

[Anonymous No.16422523]

>>16422505
So what, you sit back, take a sip of wine, stare blankly but deeply into a plump and shapely pair of tits on display for you, feel nothing, and cerebrally say "ah, yes that's a good pair of breasts, I would imagine - yes, I could certainly see myself becoming quite enamored with them under the right circumstances." and then just go back to solving the problems of the universe in your mind? Have you ever had your testosterone levels measured by any chance?

[Anonymous No.16422550]

>>16422523
look dude you're just a master coomer frankly I'm jealous but I think most people are on my side or there would be sexual assaults every day at these places

[Anonymous No.16422568]

>>16422550
Are you incapable of separating sexual lust with sexual assault? Jesus, I'm not saying you pull out you dick and start beating off every time you see an attractive woman, but you can't convince me that many people stroll into a hooters because they have a purely cerebral appreciation for breasts and they enjoy the food.

[Anonymous No.16422585]

>>16422568
I live in a beach town and see chicks in biki's every day maybe I'm just desenitized to it. Lust is a strong word, it's more like harmeless titillation (no pun intented)

[Anonymous No.16422687]

>>16422585
>yawn I'm far too cultured and desensitized to something as boring and pedestrian as juicy plump titties unlike most men who can't contain themselves from ravishing a woman at first sight like an animal pish posh
Maybe you've convinced yourself of your own bullshit but no one else is buying it, supreme gentlesir.

[Anonymous No.16423602]

>>16422374
To be fair any time i've gone to a strip club i've been able to get a strippers number and shag her later if i really wanted to. Sometimes they charge £50, but other times they'll do it for free.

[Anonymous No.16423617]

>>16422523
Sometimes having hot women around is nice, even if you aren't constantly thinking about shagging them

[Anonymous No.16423626]

Before corona I lived nearby a hooters, if there was a hockey game on and I had nothing else going on that night I would go, probably a couple times a month. Eat some mediocre wings, drink some overpriced beer and check out some broad covered in dumb tattoos but hey at least I got out of the house. Beats applebee's or chili's desu

[Anonymous No.16423637]

>>16416831
1 > 2 > 3

[Anonymous No.16423689]

>>16416455
At the original location they started with 1$ beers and isn't ever hard to get them to fuck although now both things are more expensive. Also they don't deal with trannys or muh diversity like hooters.
>>16416831
Tilted Kilt sucks

[Anonymous No.16423691]

It helped me pay for my tuition but it's not somewhere I really have a lot of love for, especially the management. They said "I'd always have a job here" but that was before I got fat so who's to say.

[Anonymous No.16423805]

>>16416508
What else are you going to do there?? Look? Lmao

[Anonymous No.16423897]

I just want femboy hooters to be real.

[Anonymous No.16423933]

>>16423897
you and me buddy

[Anonymous No.16423994]

>>16416455
The only time I've been to a breastaurant, my coworker took me to the Twin Peaks in Cincinnati.
The waitress' tits were pouring out of her top, which was pretty cool.
Honestly, just like with strip clubs, I don't get the appeal.
If I want to get my rocks off, there's porn. If I want good food, there's better places. And if I just want to stare at sluts, they're everywhere these days.
Seems like a boomer activity.

[Anonymous No.16424126]

>>16423933
it's truly astonishing how boys make better girls than girls ever could be

vaginas were a mistake

[Anonymous No.16424136]

>>16424126
you are gay af

[Anonymous No.16424166]

>>16424136
whatever helps you cope, roastie

[Anonymous No.16424177]

>>16417476
Kek

[Anonymous No.16424200]

>>16424166
So you're not just a fag, you're in denial.

At least be open, dude. Gay-bros are great! They're stylish, raise property values, don't remove women from the dating pool!

[Anonymous No.16424205]

>>16424200
I like gay guys. you can like someone without wanting to have sex with them

[Anonymous No.16425695]

>>16417285
This. Their food is absolute ass, but their ass is absolute food.

[Anonymous No.16427405]

>>16423691
Did you get fired for eating one of your coworkers?

[Anonymous No.16427714]

>>16417288
A strong libido is said to contribute to sharper senses and enhanced chakra flow.

[Anonymous No.16427762]

>>16427714
If you cared about your spiritual health you wouldn't be eating meat in the first place

[Anonymous No.16427775]

>>16416455
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulses that could give the name of the fair sex to that under-sized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race; for the whole beauty of the sex is bound up with this impulse. Instead of calling them beautiful, there would be more warrant for describing women as the un-aesthetic sex. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art, have they really and truly any sense or susceptibility; it is a mere mockery if they make a pretence of it in order to assist their endeavor to please. Hence, as a result of this, they are incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything; and the reason of it seems to me to be as follows. A man tries to acquire direct mastery over things, either by understanding them, or by forcing them to do his will. But a woman is always and everywhere reduced to obtaining this mastery indirectly, namely, through a man; and whatever direct mastery she may have is entirely confined to him. And so it lies in woman's nature to look upon everything only as a means for conquering man; and if she takes an interest in anything else it is simulated—a mere roundabout way of gaining her ends by coquetry, and feigning what she does not feel. Hence, even Rousseau declared: Women have, in general, no love for any art; they have no proper knowledge of any; and they have no genius.[

[Anonymous No.16427852]

>>16417101
What if I want to be the whore?

[Anonymous No.16427864]

paying to see booba and be around trash working women is a pathetic simp move but more importantly is boomer tier

>HUMINA HUMINA IS THAT A HECKIN LADY IN A SKIMPY OUTFIT, I'M GONNA BOOM

calm down clarence.

[Anonymous No.16427935]

>>16423691
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.16427965]

>be teen
>mother likes eating at hooters for whatever fucking reason, went to ones in NY and AC
>girls barely give me a boner, but i can see the barely hidden smirk in their faces because im there with my mother

and ever since i've hated gimmick restaurants like that

[Anonymous No.16428008]

>>16416508
You can if you really want to, it's not that hard.

I was practically raped by a stripper one night about a decade ago

[Anonymous No.16428165]

>>16427965
did your mom ever say "how about the breasts on that one, honey?" after a particularly busty waitress walked by?

also, what kind of panties did your mom wear? please answer

[Anonymous No.16428340]

>>16427965
Tell us more about your mother, please?

[Anonymous No.16428368]

>>16428008
>I was practically raped by a stripper one night about a decade ago
We're going to need elaboration.

[Anonymous No.16428396]

>>16419728
fish tacos

[Anonymous No.16428407]

>>16417698
>tfw you can't "still go tit"
why even go out to eat bros?

[Anonymous No.16428421]

>>16417925
>news with those naked presenters
which news channel would that be fren? need to which ones to not watch

[Anonymous No.16428484]

>>16428368
>be me
>at strip club
>drunk as a skunk
>stripper comes over and asks me I want a dance
>go to VIP room
>dance 1 pretty normal
>dance 2 she starts kissing my neck and rubbing my chest under my shirt
>dance 3 gives me an HJ
>dance 4 and 5 whips my dick out and hops on top riding me

I didn't ask for any of it, she just kind of did it iirc. Like I said it was a long time ago and I was so drunk I didn't even nut and that night was awfully fuzzy. The sex ended abruptly though because she thought the security guards were going to catch us. I think she ended up charging me for the lap dances + an extra $100. Pretty shitty deal if you ask me. I'm just glad I didn't get the shit kicked out of me by a strip club bouncer

[Anonymous No.16428501]

>>16428008
Practically?
What's so practical about burying the bone with a stripper in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.16428529]

>>16422374
>get together in a group and go out to have boners and become sexually charged together

check out this loser who doesn't even have a jo crystal that he uses with his bros

[Anonymous No.16428533]

>>16416763
post sisters tits

[Anonymous No.16428543]

>>16417285
It seems like 80 percent of them have great asses. It's one of those places I wish I discovered when I was single.

[Anonymous No.16428557]

>>16417856
repost pic

[Anonymous No.16428569]

>>16416847
There was a place in Cincinnati called Show-Me's that was awful. Food sucked, most of the girls were ugly, but they had big tits at least for the most part. They wore t-shirts with booba showing and bikini shorts. Being a woman is degrading shit and I love it.

[Anonymous No.16428578]

>>16422374
>What is the purpose of popping a boner to some girl you will not fuck? At least in a strip club they're close to being naked and fucking you, and some deluded people may imagine that if they throw enough cash at the girl she'll agree to go into a private room and suck his dick or something. At
This is not that uncommon, my g. If you get a couple dances from the same girl and don't at least get your meat sucked then you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.16428586]

>>16428484
She was probably drunk herself and horny. I've never had sex in the club, but every once in a while you get a girl who lets you drop a digit or jerks you off.

>>16416496
Not true at all. Pornography isn't a substitute for the sight, scent or touch of actual flesh in the slightest. ESPECIALLY the latter two. If you think otherwise you are a delusional turbo incel.

[Anonymous No.16428594]

>>16416492
lmfao

[Anonymous No.16428603]

>>16428586
>Not true at all. Pornography isn't a substitute for the sight, scent or touch of actual flesh in the slightest. ESPECIALLY the latter two. If you think otherwise you are a delusional turbo incel.
It's not, but strip clubs aren't either. They're weird places. They smell weird, feel weird, and the girls almost seem sterile, even in the dirty ones. They are sad, sad places.

[Anonymous No.16428613]

>>16428603
>They're weird places.
Yeah definitely.

>They smell weird, feel weird, and the girls almost seem sterile, even in the dirty ones. They are sad, sad places.
I don't go anymore because I drink too much and then spend too much money on whores, but that was never my experience.

[Anonymous No.16428623]

>>16428613
Forgot to add, most strip clubs smell like Victoria's Secret and sweat. I like both of those smells so maybe that's why they never felt gross to me.

[Anonymous No.16428628]

>>16428613
>I drink too much
That would be why. Intoxication is kind of the key to strip clubs. Being there sober is fucking crazy. It's like watching zombies in a haze and the women as demons controlling them.

[Anonymous No.16429163]

>>16416731
shut the fuck up and get off my board tourist

[Anonymous No.16430059]

these places are incredibly shady. Back when I was in high school, one was hiring 15-17 year olds and paying them under the table. They and the customers would get handsy with each other all the time for tips. I don't know what's a worse angle: the customers knowing they're that age or them not knowing and copping a feel. the place ended up shutting down by the time I graduated

[Anonymous No.16431243]

>>16416455
im attacted to midriff and good looking tummies pop boners so fucking hard so I cannot go to these places.

[Anonymous No.16431305]

>>16431243
just do it

[Anonymous No.16431306]

>>16416847
That would defeat the purpose

[Anonymous No.16431346]

>>16419805
For men and non-hot women, yes

[Anonymous No.16431355]

>>16421691
That kind of shit would cost you an insane amount of money

[Anonymous No.16431536]

One time I was really wasted at hooters and being obnoxious to the waitress which impressed some white dude next to us who was hosting like 6 asian business men so he paid for my tab. Only time Ive been to hooters but was a positive experience, foods not terrible and the girls were hot and very used to getting hit on by pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.16431560]

>>16416455
I've only been to hooters, but they definitely hire a lot of girls who are not very big upstairs lol. I wonder if maybe 20-30 years ago that was different.

[Anonymous No.16431924]

>>16416455
its nice

[Anonymous No.16432328]

>>16416492
Carl, is that you?

[Anonymous No.16432340]

>>16421824
I will fund this

[Anonymous No.16432348]

>>16428165
>>16428340

my mother is fat landwhale. all the more embarrassing when i sitting there with my meal already finished and ready to run out the door.

she's catty and petty as fuck, if she caught me looking anywhere below the neckline she would hiss and pinch me hard. so she just genuinely liked the food there. not a fucking clue why, since she can cook worth a shit.

[Anonymous No.16432357]

>>16416490
based take.

[Anonymous No.16432380]

>>16416757
fag

[Anonymous No.16432393]

>>16420300
coke

[Anonymous No.16432437]

>>16417763
>it's ostensibly not supposed to be about getting an erection, but about irony. it's a capitalist attempt at appropriating and sanitizing camp sensibilities for mainstream hetero working class audiences. but it fails miserably because it's conceptually incoherent. camp looks down on middle class taste, this, a notch below even middle class status, tries to look down on something, but on what? it can't be itself, so it must be something further down? the uncomfortable truth is there is nothing down on which to look except one's self. but everyone still has to pretend, they gaze down at their beer gut and the sticky floor and the cheap sneakers of the scantily clad 6 weeks pregnant breeder cow, and it's not "so bad it's good", it's just bad. the average mouth breathing breeder baboon is not capable of appreciating the profound strangeness of women. all he can do is think "booba".
>
>but they don't go bankrupt because booba still has commercial appeal no matter the context.
But the irony is part of the entertainment. Strip clubs rarely result in climax, but it was the experience. Some guys really go years without the smell or sight of a woman. Guys who are already experienced with them, and truly enjoy their presence. That's where this niche business fits in.

[Anonymous No.16432444]

>>16419398
He's dating in the city and the girls he's used to taking out are sleeping with 14 other people. So a Hooter's date isn't totally out of the picture.

[Anonymous No.16432467]

>>16422492
What the op won't admit is he'll capture all the sights in his mental memory and jerk off to it later.

[Anonymous No.16432472]

>>16422687
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16432478]

>>16423691
not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.16432484]

>>16427775
>muh inventions
everything is negated with pro-creation

[Anonymous No.16432497]

>>16432328
exactly what I was thinking anon

[Anonymous No.16434239]

>>16416455
I've been to hooters as a kid. The waitresses are surprisingly great with kids and families.

[Anonymous No.16434243]

>>16416680
Just because a woman doesn't look like Megan fox doesn't mean she's ugly. You've been brainwashed by porn. I doubt grotesque looking women work at hooters. I've never seen an ugly woman at hooters before. At best it was an older one still in great shape.

[Anonymous No.16434257]

>>16434243
dumpy femoid hands typed this

[Anonymous No.16434305]

>>16417101
Sauna clubs got banned in many countries because they just turned out to be std-infested homo caves.

[Anonymous No.16434312]

>>16416455
I like twin peaks. The food is good, the atmosphere is decent, ufc fights are free. When I used to drink it was a chill place to go get an ice cold beer and some food with friends. Hooters is alright too but I prefer twin peaks.

[Anonymous No.16434380]

>>16434312
tl;dr kill fags

[Anonymous No.16434405]

>>16418218
>Boss is being told to have nice little chats with employees over lunch
>Offers to take me to Cheddar's or Twin Peaks
>Not a big coffee drinker and while I do enjoy pie, it's not a lunch
>Go to Cheddar's
>He makes a joke about it while we're eating
>Realize it wasn't based on a David Lynch show

I've driven past the place a few times and never really picked up on the mountain boobs logo.

[Anonymous No.16434442]

>>16416455
Hooters used to be great but now it sucks. They have titlets working there and I saw somewhere that they even are hiring gay men and trannies now. Their food isn't good enough to bother with if the ambience is as shit as it is now.

[Anonymous No.16434587]

>>16416455
Every Hooters in my area if filled with fridgemode negresses with bad attitudes and mediocre wings. The Twin Peaks have prettier waitresses and cooks that give a damn.

[Anonymous No.16434602]

>>16416757
based

[Anonymous No.16434811]

>>16421732
Akschually, it's because those boys aren't considered men before their 12th birthday, which means it's technically not gay. This in turn significantly lowers the risk of becoming pavement pizza, etc.