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What is the proper way to open a bottle of wine?

>> No.16406183

not like whatever is happening in the pic

>> No.16406185

>>16406175
you smash it in front of the whore's feet.

>> No.16406218

>>16406175
With a gun

>> No.16406220

>>16406175
You already paid usd 200 for it, let the fucking sommelier do his job.

>> No.16406241

You shove a corkscrew in and only pull out the top part of the cork, then shove the bottom part into the bottle

>> No.16406264

>twist corkscrew into the cork
>pull the cork out
If you buy shitty wine, this might happen though >>16406241

>> No.16406266

>>16406175
the proper etiquette is to crack it open on the table corner, then pouring the whine in the general direction of your mouth
remember to finger-whistle loudly to get the sommelier's attention
bonus points for calling him YO GARR SONG and tipping in $1 bills

>> No.16406272
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16406272

I usually just twist open the top and drink from the bottle.

>> No.16406282

>>16406266
Highly based

>> No.16406298

>>16406264
>If you buy shitty wine, this might happen though >>16406241
Or if the corkscrew is too short, which is the case on Swiss Army knives.
t. Swiss Army knife owner

>> No.16406304

>>16406272
I like how it says "white musketeer" cause it's obviously not a Muscat Blanc

>> No.16406313

>>16406272
>europaïscher wine
Never ever buy a product labelled like that.

>> No.16406315

>>16406175
You ask your butler to do it.

>> No.16406324

>>16406313
Why not? It's my favourite.

>> No.16406333

>>16406324
It's like buying "Asian meat", you don't know what it is.

>> No.16406341

>>16406333
Do you think I care where it's from if it's 2 liter plastic bottle?

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>>16406341
You could buy 5 liters in plastic container, probably cheaper, and yet having "quality" stuff.

>> No.16406357

>>16406175
>cut capsule, or pull it off if it's not glued
>use waiter corkscrew, not those fucking terrible winged ones
>twist in until about 2 full spirals are still showing
>put fulcrum on lip of bottle
>push straight up with a modest amount of force
wa la

>> No.16406368

>>16406357
>>use waiter corkscrew, not those fucking terrible winged ones
Winged screws are pretty great. Not as much effort involved getting the cork out compared to more traditional corkscrews.
The best ones are those fancy countertop openers, where you just put the bottle beneath it, lift the hand to drive the screw in and lower it again to get the cork out. One second to open a bottle of wine with absolutely no effort involved.

>> No.16406373

>>16406355
I can still drink out of the bottle from 2L on the go and carry it in my backpack comfortably with other essential stuff.

>> No.16406376

>>16406368
>Winged screws are pretty great. Not as much effort involved getting the cork out compared to more traditional corkscrews.
wtf no, those things break the cork every time
practicing 5 or 6 times with a 5 dollar corkscrew and you can open most bottles in less than 10 seconds, with the added bonus of not having some stupid 100+ dollar appliance taking up space on your counter for the 3 seconds a week you use it

>> No.16406435

>>16406373
you need to refine your shitposts. that's a 4/10 only because I had a good day

>> No.16406447
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16406447

>>16406175
shake it up to make a spritzer

>> No.16406469

>>16406355
Of course, the fucking frog trying to be all elitist about wine in plastic bottles.

>> No.16406503

Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mjD8XLBZfU

>> No.16406514
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16406514

>>16406469

>> No.16407198

>>16406175
twist firmly

>> No.16407219
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16407219

This is how you open wine

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16407232

>>16406315
FUCK FUCK I AM THE BUTLER HOW DO I OPEN THIS?

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16407483

>>16406175
The proper way is with a blowtorch so you don't fuck up the cork.

>> No.16407501

>>16406175
Just unscrew the lid, wtf do you think?

>> No.16407509

>>16406373
>I can still drink out of the bottle from 2L on the go and carry it in my backpack comfortably with other essential stuff.
Based homeless parasite.

>> No.16407516

>>16407232
You need to go back

>> No.16407563

>>16407516
eat shit princess im here to stay

>> No.16407567

>>16406175
suck it faggot
https://youtu.be/o_0afWepgRI?t=53

>> No.16408440

>>16407483
Do you heat it up from below the cork so the glass expands and pushes it out? Seems neat but gimmicky.