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>can't make a grilled cheese
>can't fit a burger in his mouth
>doesn't know what Chicago pizza is
>can't cook anything short of overpriced snobby french food
>wealthiest and most successful chef in the universe
how did (((he))) do it?

>> No.16401559

>>16401554
>chicago pizza
>pizza
pick one. also, he yells a lot and has a more interesting personality than other cooking shmucks

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Would you?

>> No.16401565

>>16401559
explain the sandwich.

>> No.16401606

>>16401554
I know of a deep dish casserole in Chicago, but I didn't realize they had a type of pizza.

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>>16401554
OI, YOU WANKA!
JUST BECAUSE I OVERCOMPENSATE BY SWEARING ALL THE CUNTING TIME TO MAKE UP FOR SEEMING LIKE I BE A BIT OF A LIMP WRIST GROWING UP IN SCOTLAND AND DOING COOKING... YOU NEED TO WIND YOUR FUCKIN NECK IN PAL!!! YEAH...!?

THE SECRET TO BEING A PROFESSIONAL CHEF IS TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FOOD LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A PORNO YEAH?! DON'T POUR A SAUCE, DRIZZLE IT, THICK AND CREAMY, STILL HOT, SOAK IT... RICH...

I'M NOT LIKE THOSE MADE FOR TV CUNTS DELIA AND ANTHONY WARREN... I'M THE REAL CUNTING DEAL.... WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH ME COOKING WITH MARCO WHEN I WAS YOUNGIN', COUNTING MY LACES WHILE HE TELLS YOU HOW IT WORKS IN A PROPER KITCHEN... BREAKING THE NEW BOYS IN...

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>>16401554
LOOK....
CUNT...
THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK EM IN...

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>>16401554
SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND... BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CHEF!!!

>> No.16401736

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQallQyxAfw

That burger scene still gets me. Literally every single time he makes a burger himself, it's either as big, or bigger that the one he pretended not to know how to eat.