/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16400794]

I can't get a pizza delivered anywhere for less than $30 now
What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.16400804]

you will bankrupt yourself for pizza
you will live in a tide pod
you will be happy in every acceptable way

[Anonymous No.16400807]

>>16400794
Thanks Biden!

[Anonymous No.16400813]

>>16400794
make sure not to tip and you can usually keep it under 20 at least

[Anonymous No.16400818]

just drive down the street and pick it up, lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.16400824]

>>16400813
what about delivery and "service" fees?

[Anonymous No.16400872]

>>16400794
>delivered

You can thank Uber

[Anonymous No.16400888]

>>16400794
Really? I never have to pay more than $19.95 plus tip.

[Anonymous No.16400894]

A large with extra garlic from Papa J's is just $8 here.

Just get in your car and go pick it up.

[Anonymous No.16400895]

>>16400894
driving to get your own food is peasant tier.

[Anonymous No.16400896]

Work at a pizarrea and you can eat leftovers for free

[Anonymous No.16400900]

>>16400896
Be homeless and near a Little Caesars and you can get all the pizza you want for free at closing time.

[Anonymous No.16400902]

>>16400794
I never understood the purpose of delivery? Just go drive yourself. Why do you need slave labor ferrying your meals when you are already too lazy to cook? Real americans all have their own personal vehicles so its not like you don’t have the capability

[Anonymous No.16400903]

>>16400895
maybe when we get self-driving cars, delivery will get cheaper again

until then we're waiting on Uber to pay drivers a competitive wage, while also not scamming the customer

dont know got it got this bad
it's like a 1000% markup on the real cost of the ride, and the driver gets like none of it and still pays for their gas and car wear

[Anonymous No.16401301]

>delivery food
get on your feet nigger

[Anonymous No.16401304]

>biden becomes president
>the price of literally everything shoots up

[Anonymous No.16401308]

>biden becomes president
>stock market goes sideways
>the price of every day expenses shoot way the fuck up

I miss Trump so much, bros. Why did they have to steal the election?

[Anonymous No.16401367]

>>16400794
Don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Dominos is still only like $20 including delivery fees and tip for two medium 2-topping pizzas which is more than enough for two meals even for a fatass and it only costs like $1 for each additional topping.

[Anonymous No.16401401]

>>16400824
If they aren't automatically deducted, then it's their loss.

[Anonymous No.16401526]

>>16401308
based and freedom pilled

[Anonymous No.16401596]

>>16400902
start lobbying to get rid of DUI laws and i'll start picking up my own food

[Anonymous No.16401608]

>>16401596
Just fill your freezer with frozen pizzas and white castles.

[Anonymous No.16401625]

>>16400895
So is complaining about $30

[Anonymous No.16401629]

>>16401308
Yeah, and Obama caused the GFC.

[Anonymous No.16401636]

>>16401629
Completely different situation. All the bullshit the dems and deep state pulled to get Trump out of office basically killed the economy. Turns out the elites will pull out all the stops to keep the status quo.

[Anonymous No.16401645]

>>16400894
How quaint.
Next you’ll suggest we make our own pizzas.

[Anonymous No.16401656]

>>16400902
As a disabled veteran (you’re welcome) delivery means I get to eat.
I can’t drive anymore.

[Anonymous No.16401660]

>>16401308
>>stock market goes sideways

what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.16401662]

>>16400794
Ausfag per chance? I noticed this the other day too. Movie ticket prices are around the same as well. Shit's fucked.

[Anonymous No.16401665]

>>16401660
This.
And compared to trumps final year...
Turns out a socialist like Biden is better for the economy.

[Anonymous No.16401679]

>>16401665
>>16401660
>ignoring the massive tank earlier in the year manufactured by the dems encouraging COVID shutdowns

It is only a percieved climb because they tanked the fuck out of the economy in 2020

[Anonymous No.16401685]

>>16401679
I actually knew you would say that so I didn't include the expanded five year chart. You fell for my trap, nerd.

[Anonymous No.16401694]

>>16401685
>economy tanks
>continues trend when they decide to stop tanking the economy

What is the trap?

[Anonymous No.16401695]

>>16401636
They put Trump in office as a distraction. They would have preferred a second term of him, but COVID came out of left field as a force out of their control, which fucked their plans.

[Anonymous No.16401698]

I liked when my ideologue cooked food by cooking

[Anonymous No.16401701]

>>16401694
Oh shit it's a Qoomer. Never mind, you're right that (((THEY))) tanked it. The proof will come out any day now, just trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.16402914]

>>16401367
>including tip
tip for what? the non existing table service and drink refills?

[Anonymous No.16402940]

>>16402914
tip your driver anon

[Anonymous No.16402964]

>>16400794
Pros for delivery:
watching kids in the pool/senile grandma/sick person/autistic nutjob. ie you can't leave without a huge hassle not worth your time and money
entertaining in your house and no teen driver to send on an errand for you
you're drinking/took pain med or antihistamine or sleeping pill
inclement weather in a big way
working online, scheduled meeting
you have flu/not feeling well and chicken soup is needed asap

Cons:
additional fees, no special pickup only specials
waiting time during which food loses ideal temp, loses crispyness
inability to check order well, with immediate fix like you can at takeout/no forgotten items or mistakes
no generous fortune cookies, mustard curry sauce and other extras that would be individually priced on a online order
no free napkins/plates/cutlery
no free drink while waiting (just ask, esp if you plan a tip)

[Anonymous No.16402997]

>>16401695
>force they couldn't control
Sure.