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What's some good finnish food?

>> No.16390745

Coffee, Cigarettes and Sauna. Simple as.

>> No.16390870

https://youtu.be/4S-8gF9GFJo

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>>16390870
what a cunt

>> No.16391080

Worked on a finnish merchant vessel, goddamn faggots ate some piss-smelling pea soup every thursday. They also ate some disgusting tart-like stuff in the morning.

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>>16391080
that'd be peasoup, green in finland and yellow in sweden.

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>>16390870
absolutely and unfathomably based, finnish cuisine is just bland, watery and mushy shit eaten by super poor people back in the day when no one could afford to actually roast their food. another good example of finnish cuisine is merimiespihvi, on the surface it looks deceptively good since the surface tends to be well browned. but underneath that is watery stock filled to the brim with disgusting potato slices that are mushy on the surface and raw on the inside, not to forget the pathetically small pieces of tough and bland meat sprinkled around the disgusting concoction. whereas western europeans were able to do some really good and creative shit with the ingredients they got from their colonies finns were being bucked by the swedes and russians at the same time. funnily enough some of the best meals in the finnish home kitchen tend to be from aboard.

>> No.16391179

I'd say that in order to appreciate finnish food you have to understand why it's the way it is. Prior to the late 1950's there was a near constant lack of resources and starvation wasn't uncommon.
Even when people finally got food on the table choices were limited due to the local climate being unsuitable for growing almost anything. And since noone wants to trade with a poor country with nothing to give there's the lack of spices as well.

>> No.16391369

>>16390546
all of it, naturally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6QiZRZu74&t=579s
check out the bizarre foods ep too

>> No.16391385

>>16390870
The way she looks at him with such eagerness and he just lets it plop out of his mouth like a 3 year old. I know he's hamming it up but it's crass

>> No.16391387

>>16391179
In order to appreciate any food is to grow up eating it.

>> No.16392130

I need a Finnish twink bf to drink lots of coffee with

>> No.16392307

boipukki

>> No.16394081

>>16392307
Must be coastal thing.

>> No.16394858

>>16390546
is that how you're supposed to eat those rusk?

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Mämmi

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Gimi

>> No.16395029

>>16394867
Yummy is that moist choccy bread with vanilla sauce?

>> No.16395041

>>16390870
why do fins have such massive cheeks lol. she is cut too desu

>> No.16395106

>>16394988
BWOAHHHH

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>>16395029
Rye malt pudding. Commercial mämmi uses molasses instead of rye malt to sweeten it, but it doesn't taste the same. This recipe is pretty gud but using powdered seville orange zest instead of chopped orange rind adds a more balanced flavor.

Serve it with cream and a sprinkle of sugar on top. Very satisfying.
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/mammi-50034867

>> No.16395124

>>16391168
>on the surface it looks deceptively good since the surface tends to be well browned
What the fuck dude, the browned surface is the worst and most disgusting part. The only redeeming quality of the dish is that it has meat in it.

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At least our bread is top tier. Teethlets need not apply.

>> No.16397024

>>16395124
yeah, that's why i said deceptively. maillard reaction tends to make food delicious.

>> No.16397426

>>16390546
cocks in the ass

>> No.16397430

I like to finish in OP's wife

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>>16390546
There is none.

I had a Finnish roommate for a few months awhile back, and he tired to get me to eat his sad, undercooked potato casserole thing that was smothered in what tasted like cold horseradish but much more bitter. I told him it was one of the saddest things I've ever had the displeasure of eating and ordered us some Portillo's just to get the taste out of my mouth.

I'm also convinced that Finns and other people from the Nordic countries just don't have many working taste buds because they chew tobacco and put dip pouches in their mouths 24/7.

>> No.16397446

>>16397437
Czech kids on our european school trip took out raw peppers from a foil wrapper and started eating in the subway.

>> No.16397448

>>16390870
>don't really like food
>have a fucked up knee
>just want to be either a football player or cook
At least one of those industries has standards when selecting stars.

>> No.16397459

>>16395041
Asian genes

>> No.16397468

Finnish food is kind of pathetic, they even ate fucking bark not to starve:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_bread

But as stated they've been dirt poor only until recently.

I am moving to Norway soon and it's similar cuisine-wise.

Help me bros.

>> No.16397479

>>16397446
What kind of peppers? Hot peppers or bland green/red peppers?

>> No.16397529

>>16397479
Bland green

>> No.16397543

LAKUUPIPPPPUU

>> No.16397578

why are finnish people so strange compaired to the rest of europe

>> No.16397732
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>> No.16398055

>>16397543
literally heroin

>> No.16398066

>>16390546
ass

>> No.16398119

>>16397468
You'll be fine. They have McDonald's and kebab shops and stuff

>> No.16398665

>>16397578
It is an entire nation of Ethnic hapas ruled by Swedes and Rus for the majority of their history. Imagine an entire school filled with Eliot Rodgers clones for students and all the teachers and staff are 10/10 blonde haired, blue eyed Chads and Staceys.

>> No.16398689

>>16390546
Got some bread cheese from the grocery store. Good squeaky cheese. I either saute it or dip it in my hot coffee.

>> No.16398916

>>16398665
finland has the highest density of blondes and blue eyes in the world retard

>> No.16399274

>>16397732
Looks good, I'd try it

>> No.16399328

>>16390880
he's right. finnish food is nasty as fuck I wouldn't even feed it to my dog.

>> No.16399345

>>16397446
pepkovia kek, peppers are god tier with rohlík and pašteka
The other thing they wrap in tinfoil for trips is bread with schnitzels.

>> No.16399418

>>16391133
>potatoes, milk and gibberish
yep, definitely finnish

>> No.16399425

>>16398665
Russians are slavs. Mongler tier compared to finno ugrics that are just an old trqce of white people.

>> No.16399500

Myyykkmmllyyymmkrr is a nice summertime dish. Fnnnjjjrrmmmkkyyyllmrrmm is also very tasty and nutritious.

>> No.16399961

>>16390745
Kek