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Ponderosa steakhouse. Clare, Michigan. March 15th, 1998. Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:01:34 2021 No.16389479 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>After a Tekken 3 tournament amongst friends
>Biggest loser buys all you can eat buffet for all five of us
>Several shots and joints later we enter
>Pay for buffet and drinks for everyone, nobody is stupid enough to buy a ponderosa entree, it's buffet or nothing
>20 minutes in, everyone has eaten like normal, grabbing one plate, exploring, sitting, eating, bullshiting
>Everyone agrees the ponderosa wings are the only thing that's actually tasty
>Friend jokingly says he'd like to just pull his chair over to the wing section and eat like it's his table
>Get up and actually do it
>Friends all giggling like schoolgirls as I dig through the wing bin bare handed, grabbing only flats and devouring them and chucking the bones back into the full wing bin
>Only three other tables in the restaurant, all of which are have clearly noticed, yet nobody says anything beyond mumbling amongst themselves
>Takes a solid five minutes for a mortified waitress to come brisk walking towards me and demanding I stop
>We all get up and run out, laughing along the way
You won't believe it. I don't care. We know, and we laugh everytime we remember, now maybe you will as well. Remember me as the ponderosa wing destroyer, that I might be immortal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:12:28 2021 No.16389498 >>16389479 you need to go back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:14:02 2021 No.16389499 >>16389479 >me and my friends acted like degenerates, you WOULDNT BELIEVE IT its pretty believable you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:15:16 2021 No.16389500 >>16389479 I don't believe it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:19:34 2021 No.16389505 File: 22 KB, 120x120, gramps.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16389479 that's nothing kid did I ever tell you about that time I went to Ryan's Steakhouse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:21:02 2021 No.16389508 File: 300 KB, 388x402, 1620242594088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16389498 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:29:42 2021 No.16389537 >>16389479 >chucking the bones back into the full wing bin kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:35:06 2021 No.16389551 >>16389498 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JqC2UDpoE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:35:37 2021 No.16389553 >>16389537 But it was my wing bin at that point. Do you not throw cleaned bones back on your wing plate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:36:30 2021 No.16389556 File: 882 KB, 4250x2390, O89uqfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16389479 I wish I had friends to go to Skyline with :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 02:44:01 2021 No.16389573 >>16389556 Even though you're an Ohioan, you're alright. https://youtu.be/TVY8LoM47xI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:25:07 2021 No.16391275 >>16389479 Say. My. Name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:27:59 2021 No.16391281 >>16389556 that one guy with no cheese triggers me every time >:(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:28:25 2021 No.16391282 >>16389479 Unsubscribe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:29:47 2021 No.16391288 >>16389479 Shut the fuck up boomer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:31:00 2021 No.16391291 >>16389556 I tried this for the first time yesterday. The frozen variety. The cinnamon was disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:31:36 2021 No.16391292 >>16391288 Text isn't speech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:33:47 2021 No.16391300 >>16391292 Leave this board and never come back. Your story isn't funny and this isn't your blog. WOW SOME DOUCHEBAG RUINED THE WINGS FOR EVERYONE AND CAUSED A MASSIVE HEALTHCODE VIOLATION FOR THE RESTAURANT HAHAHAHAHA. not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:37:47 2021 No.16391314 >>16391300 Seems you're upset. Why don't you post a wojack? Make you feel better, I bet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 16:45:22 2021 No.16391330 >>16389556 literally morbid obese fatty here and this is too much. i'd struggle to chip away at 12(?) chili-cheese dogs throughout a whole day, let alone one sitting, what the fuck. that shit absolutely won't keep for eating later, either

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:01:47 2021 No.16391382 not funny, just an asshole move. you give michiganders a bad name. lame

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:04:23 2021 No.16391394 >>16391382 Cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:08:57 2021 No.16391416 horrible story, not funny don't be a fucking nuisance to those around you and think it's funny /ck/ isn't your blog, old fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:13:12 2021 No.16391432 >>16391416 >t. Attended choir in high school

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:20:17 2021 No.16391461 >>16389479 this was trashy behavior, and it is sad that, over 20 years later, you haven't learned why

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:57:32 2021 No.16391561 File: 1.47 MB, 4250x2390, chz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16391281

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 17:57:56 2021 No.16391564 >>16389479 My ex was a waitress at one of these. Ate her ass on her break one day in the parking lot. Smelled of fried chicken and sweet woman musty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 18:01:46 2021 No.16391571 >>16389479 >fighting game tournament >addiction to fried chicken and illegal activity Highly melanated

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 18:05:27 2021 No.16391579 >>16389573 Based Stan Rogers, a Canadian national treasure. t. South Georgia respect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 18:08:38 2021 No.16391591 File: 102 KB, 500x379, 1367000411304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16391564

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 18:15:15 2021 No.16391612 >>16391561 tyvm :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 6 18:26:39 2021 No.16391647 >>16391579 https://youtu.be/ZIwzRkjn86w

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 7 02:10:37 2021 No.16393126 File: 2.16 MB, 2500x1667, 190502-steve-cohen-al-0926-2843126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16389479 Jiggle wit' it.