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what's gonna be on that first plate of yours, /ck/?

>> No.16388372

>>16388364
Fuck off. This covid enabling hick buffet isn't coming back.

Spread salmonella another way cletus.

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potstickers/dumplings, crab rangoons, meatballs, sesame chicken

>> No.16388393

don't bother with buffets unless i'm in vegas

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>>16388372
you could have been anything you wanted, and you chose to be a stupid faggot

>> No.16388403

>>16388372
>this post
>this sexuality

>> No.16388413

>>16388364
the nearest 7+/10 chink buffet is an hour away but I'm going to make the trek
First plate
>orange chicken
>chow mein
>pizza
>french fries
>orange to build up stomach acid and increase food digestion capability
i'm ready

>>16388372
t. joyless cunt literal plebbit cum slurper

>> No.16388419

>>16388364
slice of pizza. just something i crave at every buffet. always scratches an itch with me

>> No.16388422

>>16388364
>>16388413
>>16388419
Same, Pizza.

>> No.16388443

>>16388364
I think the last time i went to one of these was like 6 years ago in augusta georgia and the place was teeming with nigs and pajeets and their stinky spawn. the air was thick with the stench of dirty diaper and unwashed brown people. completely turned me off of these places forever

>> No.16388445

>>16388422
Thanks basic bitch.

>> No.16388449

>>16388443
So who washed the dishes after you left your shift?

>> No.16388450

>>16388445
Welcome.

>> No.16388454

I usually do shellfish first, get an assortment of Oysters, crab legs, crawfish etc. Then I take a massive shit (I'm allergic to shellfish it goes right through me). This really clears me out and allows me to eat more.

>> No.16388455

>>16388450
To what? Your horrible opinion? No thanks.

>> No.16388475

>>16388364
All of the salt and pepper shrimp and crab they have on the buffet

All it is is salad/baby shrimp and imitation crab lightly cooked in a pan with salt and pepper, it the most addicting shit there and i dont know why, i can eat multiple plates of just this

>> No.16388479

The whole tray of potatickers, then the whole tray of general tso's chicken. I eat half of each before throwing the rest in the trash.

>> No.16388491

>>16388372
>muh covid
I would risk the 0.3% chance of death relative to my demographic and health status to eat at a good buffet.

Hell, those are probably the odds of dying any time you eat at a place like that.

>> No.16388628

I would go to the all you can eat Korean hot pot and BBQ place and eat until I'm about ready to pop.

http://www.vhotpot.com/view_menu.pdf

>> No.16388653

>>16388364
I'm a retard who always loads up on fried rice and noodles and gets done within two turns.

>> No.16388674

>>16388364
Any answer which does not contain “crab rangoons” needs to fuck right off.
Also gotta grab some chicken from my nigga General Tso.

>> No.16388682

>>16388372
Peak CNNposting

>> No.16388684

>>16388653
>not trying to financially harm any business he enters
NGMI

>> No.16388897

>>16388364
frozen yogurt with gummy bears

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>>16388364
elites only question: what's your opinion on eating the sushi at these joints?

>> No.16389043

Steamed rice topped with beef and broccoli, and a couple of rat kebabs

>> No.16389054
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think ill have some soup

>> No.16389058

>>16388684
extremely this, your job as a customer is to fuck them up. the purpose of a business is to take more money from you than the value they provided. your purpose is to take more value from them than the money you paid.

>> No.16389085

>>16389054
not my problem

>> No.16389092

>>16388372
I already got the vaccine, I'm fucking immortal.

>> No.16389110

>>16389085
nothing wrong with taste testing at the buffet

>> No.16389158

>>16389054
dont want me to eat it? dont put a big ass spoon in there

>> No.16389165

>>16388372
bro. i literally went to a buffet back in may with my friend and his wife and gorged myself like the fat, american pig that i am. southern states dont give a fuck
>>16388364
definitely oysters, maybe a chopped salad and some olives or salted meat

>> No.16389188

Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Corn
Chicken Steak

>> No.16389317

>buffets in my area don't come up on google searches
>can only for find kbbq and indian restaurants
help me I just want to gorge myself

>> No.16389326

>>16389188
>eating food that costs less than a dollar a pound
>at a buffet
Way to spend $20 on $5 of food, just got to a diner.

>> No.16389332

>>16389058
>extremely this
OMG SO. MUCH. THIS
I like, can not even right now. This is literally everything!

but yeah, on a serious note kys

>> No.16389396

>>16389332
shut the fuck up dude

>> No.16389410

>>16388364
salmon sushi
pasta
chinese noodle plates

>> No.16389449

>>16388364
i went to one the other the day and got two steaks, a stuffed crab, collard greens, a beef rib, broccoli with cheese and bbq chicken as my first plate

>> No.16389471

>>16388364
potatoe wedges

>> No.16389656

I love these places but don't know how to make the most of them
Yesterday I ate a raw clam and it was disgusting, it tasted like salty sea jello

>> No.16389660

>>16389449
I took a crab but it was such a pain in the ass to eat that it wasn't enjoyable

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>>16388628
wft?

>> No.16389725

>>16389684
Easier to determine than "kids under X age" half price.

>> No.16389730

>>16388364
black pepper chicken and egg rolls

>> No.16389738

>>16389040
if its a chinese buffet with a sushi section, i wont eat there.

>> No.16389739

>>16389725

Sounds pretty racist bro. What about all those 10yo Syrian refugees who are 5'11" with grey stubble?

>> No.16389740

>>16389739
kys troll

>> No.16389743

>>16388372
Good fucking grief. I've already pumped myself with the pozzed vax, haven't worn a mask ever since the CDC pulled the plug on that. So many more events are coming back, more people are hanging out like normal, and I feel happy going to any reasturant I want. I know it's bait but there are probably a shit ton of crybabies that want more gloom and doom and for buffets to die, keep waiting doomers.

>> No.16389759

>>16388364
If American Buffet:
>roast beef
>mash taters
>mac'n chez
>whatever mushroom offering they have
>cheesecake with strawbree sauce

If Super China Buffet:
>pepperoni pizza
>chicken nuggets with teriyaki sauce
>fries with a couple cups of ketchup
>lo mein
>baby corns in a bowl
>slice of apple pie with a slice of cheddar

>> No.16389793

>>16389040

I'm a sucker for the sushi at these places. It's cheap, it's plentiful, and it's prepared by a man who looks pretty Oriental, and that's all I need to know.

>> No.16389801

>>16389040
>>16389793

Forgot to mention--those rolls full of imitation crab leg are tasty enough, and they might be enough for Karen and friend... but as a true weeaboo of culture, I typically prefer the nigiri, with a healthy dab of dollar-store wasabi. And you bet your ass I loudly demand chop-sticks (to the shocked and impressed amazement of all gaijin within earshot).

>> No.16390316

>>16389740
Leftoid seething never gets old

>> No.16390320

>>16388372
>Spread salmonella another way cletus.
I thought the only known case of that was a bunch of hindu cultists poisoning buffets.

>> No.16390329

>>16388364
Campbell's luxury soup if it's on sale. Canadian culture is centered around sales. We have holidays for sales. We listen to store music in case the speaker mentions a deal. We stalk store clerks for sales. We dress and act like store clerks so we can get some sales. The entirety of our modern culture is waiting for sales. We post sassy gifs about getting items during the sale. We watch 24/7 update feed regarding sales. Our biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honour of getting things on sale. We use sale slang like “savin' them dollars" and "I get to eat this week". When you say "Steak is $15" we're not thinking of a nice juicy ribeye or a flavourful and soft tenderloin; we're thinking of the poorest cuts of the cow. Our cities are completely overrun with people looking for sales. We worship any store that has sales for items on the shelf. Our men sit around watching for sales while our women sit around watching infomercials. We worship sales like BOGO and 20% cash back and the late buy one get one free while attacking the countries who can actually afford food without any sales. Our movies are filled with sales promotions. We send our sons to the store and celebrate when they come back with a can of luxury Campbell's soup that they got for 20% off because those soups are true Canadian luxuries. We watch sales to a point where the numbers no longer make us think of quantities but about percentages off products. We will tell you how much we hate looking for sales and how the “post the in-store prices" meme is a stale joke and we are just pretending to love sales but the evidence speaks for itself in that Canada is a nation of people who eat beef once a month if lucky.

>> No.16390337

Buffets are really only for obese people because the price you pay is very bad for the amount of food you "should" be eating.

>> No.16390362

>>16389054
They make those pots scaldingly hot. That guy's mouth must be full of blisters.

>> No.16390376

>>16388364
>what's gonna be on that first plate of yours, /ck/?
I'll never attend an unmanned buffet station again in my life...thank you pandemics...
But, at a Chinese buffet, in an ideal world, the first course/first visit is such:
1. a small little cup of soup:
1/2 egg drop and 1/2 won ton as a combo, or hot in sour, per my mood that day. I might ladle down from the bottom of the pot to get more mushrooms or stuffed noodles. I'll hit up the green onion and crunchy noodle toppings area for the soup.
2. medium plate of appetizers on plate that also have all my condiments loaded up for the meal. So, hot chinese mustard, and dollop of chil paste in oil, and a small bowl of pot sticker soy sauce dip, which I doctor up with toppings and chilies. I want a couple pot stickers if high quality, an egg roll, a spring roll, a sticky sparerib, crab rangoon, tempura veggies or sushi, and some amount of steamed edamame. This app plate is shared for the whole table so might have some duck sauce or another offered condiment, too. Sometimes there might be good dim sum favorites like shu-mai.
Sometimes there can be some excellent chicken wings. Local place near me used to top them in garlic-cilantro crunchy topping, or a sprinkle of lime juice and salt-pepper blend.

>> No.16390403

>>16388364
>Out for dinner at buffet with fiancée
>She eats six bowls of mac n' cheese to start
>Follows up with plate after plate of pulled pork and beef ribs
>"You ain't seen nothing yet, anon"
>Undoes the button of her jeans
>Tells me to order whatever I want for her dessert
>A whole chocolate and caramel cheesecake
>Little moans punctuate the mouthfuls
>Take her home, I'm hard as a rock.
>"I think I deserve a sweet, anon. I'm still starving"
>Warm 4L tub of ice cream in the microwave for her
>She drinks it all
>"Still hungry"
>Nearly finishes a second tub.
I had to carry her belly to help her to the bed

>> No.16390410

>>16389684
Manlets eat free!

>> No.16390451

>>16389684
That makes a cheap date.

>> No.16390820

>>16390337
No, I'm slim and just go for the more expensive items

>> No.16390821

>>16389743
Based. The Covid doomers are mentally ill

>> No.16390825

>>16388364
Lo mein and sesame or black pepper chicken

>> No.16390826

>>16388372
I don't care for buffets at all but even I can see that you're a panic stricken pussy with no grasp on reality.

>> No.16391011

>>16388364
>coconut chicken
>orange chicken
>chicken on a stick
>pepper steak
>really shitty pizza

>> No.16391020

>>16388372
aren't most salmonella outbreaks from salad bars and chipotle? not chink buffets?

>> No.16391029

>>16390320
Rajneeshpuram was a fucking wild crazy story.

>> No.16391032

>>16390403
Mr.Brosnan?

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>>16388364
Lo mein, pork w/ mushrooms, fried rice, 4 crab Rangoon, crab rolls, dumplings. Mix lo mein, pork w/ mushrooms and friend rice together with a healthy dose of soy sauce then bite end out of each Rangoon and pour soy sauce in opening. 2nd plate same. 3rd is a free for all

>> No.16391742

>>16388372
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

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>>16389165
>southern states dont give a fuck
Facts. SE GA fatbrofist. We have been open for months. Covid doesn't live in gravy veins.

>> No.16392504

>>16388364
Mountain of spare ribs

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>>16391861
MY DUDE. NC reporting in. Can confirm that Georgia is way more based too. went to a titty bar last year in June and had not restrictions at all. Souf states reign supreme. fuck all yankees, flyovers, coasties, rockie fags and desert fags

>> No.16392519

Gotta get all the proteins, no carbs, salads or soda. You get the water. Otherwise these guys charging $10 for an all you can eat buffet are ripping you off. All of their profits are in the drinks and carbs, dont you know?

>> No.16392520

>>16389040
Never trusted it
Best to go to a sushi buffet

>> No.16392528

>>16388372
Covid isn't real and was invented to fuck over President Trump and to let the election get rigged.

>> No.16392537

>>16388491
>.3% chance of death
are you obese or a boomer?

>> No.16392552

>>16389684
doesnt everyone have < 4.5 feet?

>> No.16392565

>>16391020
I dunno man but the restaurants in my area with the lowest health ratings are all chink places

>> No.16392654

>>16392537
Getting Covid sucks even if you're young and healthy though
The people I know who got it still had to isolate for 2 weeks

>> No.16392805

We've had buffets the whole time. Do coastoids ruled over by leftists not have buffets anymore because they're illegal now or something lmao?

>> No.16392979

>>16388364
https://youtu.be/gM5KJ0SKjjo
It’s sound advice really, skip all the filling carbs and only go for the actually pricey stuff

>> No.16393222

>>16388364
all the crab legs

>> No.16393226

>>16388372
Buffet is back at Whole Foods

>> No.16393302

>>16388372
No u Clyde
>>16388364
Depends but usually egg roll or spring roll, general Tso, some dumplings, and usually whatever else looks good. Fuck the rice cause that shit ain’t worth it

>> No.16393318

>>16389054
gotta try before you buy

>> No.16393320

>>16389040
where I live there are oriental buffets, that try to cover a few cuisines. the place I go to there's a window in the back and you order the sushi and tip. there's a sign with suggested tips. the rest of the food is buffet style. it's nice.

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>>16388364
Desert

>> No.16393325

>>16390410
doesn't say anything about adults. they just hate tall white children

>> No.16393341

>>16388364
fried chicken wings, fried shrimp, shrimp with walnut mayo sauce, and the szechuan style spicy seafood mix

>> No.16394126

>>16388372
Aw did mommy forget your tendies again?

>> No.16394294

>>16388364
Bowl of sweet and sour and egg drop, a small bit of rice, beef and broccoli, dragon and phoenix if they have it, some crab ragooons, pepper steak and some orange chicken, shrimp with lobster Sauce

>> No.16394310

>>16388413
>pizza
>french fries
>at a Chinese buffet

>> No.16394343

>>16394310
>implying any of the "chinese" dishes at the chinese buffet are any more "authentic"

>> No.16394350

>>16394343
Ok retard, may as well go to Pizza Hut. People like you are the reason these places serve hot dogs, taking up a tray that could be used for some chicken satay in peanut sauce or Singapore rice noodles or something.

>> No.16394368

>Crab rangoon
>General Tso's
>Little bit of chow mein
>Spicy fried shrimp
>Couple of dumplings

>> No.16394466

>>16392654
Relative is nurse in respiratory unit of hospital dealing with people who's lungs have been trashed by the coof. COV has long term complications just like any other disease that damages the lungs. You may survive it, but you will never be the same.

>> No.16394715

>>16394466
Yeah so why do conservatards keep insisting that it's harmless just because they're not obese?

>> No.16394721

>>16393341
That sounds like a good buffet

>> No.16394974

>>16394310
your post proves you have never been to one. they always have pizza and fries dumbo

>> No.16394986

>>16388364
I'm on a diet, so no buffet

>> No.16394995

>>16392509
NC chad
piedmont reporting in
Fuck cooper
get Bojangles

>> No.16395004

>>16388364
>chinese buffet
Aww shit negro
>5-7 crab Rangoon
>a couple eel sushi rolls
> sweet sour pork
>general tsos chicken
>fried rice
>couple egg rolls

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>>16392509
>>16394995

/919/ here

Used to go the grand Asian buffet in Cary

>> No.16395020

>>16394995
>>16395012
828 checkin in. fuck coop.
love bojangles fries, but cookout is the best fast food in america, desu. also fuck trustafarians and crust punks

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>>16395020
Used to live in Asheville and black mountain

Graduated from the high 10 years ago

>> No.16395053

>>16395044
nice. yeah, moved here about 10 years ago. black mountain is awesome. if i had the money, i would definitely try to purchase some land on rte. 9, so beautiful in the mountains. the hippies and lesbians can be annoying at times, but overall, its a solid place to live. its changed dramatically since ive been here. wya now?

>> No.16395062

>>16395012
>>16395020
>>16395044
/919/ reporting
I miss my local buffet but it was replaced by a mayflower
also, Yankees will be strapped to boats and sent off into the ocean to die, we can all party on the outer banks
Nuke Charlotte
Fuck Cooper
Fuck Wake Forrest
Fuck Durham

>> No.16395091

>>16395053
It’s becoming more normal now. All the hippes etc are getting smaller.

>>16395062
Chapel hill here by way of Raleigh/Cary

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>>16395062
fuck charlotte. im about to fly outta there tomorrow and staying in a hotel overnight. dreading that shit airport desu. that city is the most sterile, bland piece of shit city ive ever visited.

yankees will never know
>dukes
>boiled peanuts
>lax ass gun laws
>blue ridge mountains
>bluest skies in the states
>southern belles (although ive only really fucked UNCA chicks that are hippies desu)

>> No.16395098

>>16395091
very true. homeless population continues to get worse tho.

>> No.16395100

For me, it's PT's

>> No.16395116

>>16395098
Yeah my parents live on the UNCA side by the big fancy hotel and everytime I go up to visit there seems to be more homeless people. I very rarely go downtown when I’m up there.

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>>16395092
>fucking unca girls
My nigga. I went out with a girl who put my pecker in her anus on the first date, very freaky women there.

>lax gun laws
Except for the permit to purchase pistol

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>>16395127
true. i just got mine last year right after quarantine and shit was getting sketchy. took about a month to get, but im glad i did. pistols are so overpriced now. tryna get my CCL soon. BUddy of mine in GA just got his and has a sweet kimber .45, so im about to follow suit. Dale is based as fuck. posting girl i banged from treasure club kek.

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>>16388364
a fat fucking stack of "street" chicken with a side of rice and mashed potatoes, with a soft butter biscuit

>> No.16395169

>>16394715
>conservatards
>not obese
lmao

>> No.16395170

Fuck what you want to eat personally, if I want to get the most expensive food for price of entry, what would be the single item to eat the most of?

>> No.16395174

>>16395012
Its closed? My wife and I moved away a few years ago and were talking about it the other day

>> No.16395176

>>16395157
>these are the southern belles
I’m alright

>> No.16395180

>>16395174
I think it’s closed. Haven’t been there in years desu. I think it’s a grocery store now if I’m not mistaken.

>> No.16395575

>>16388372
>reddit spacing

>> No.16395604

>>16395127
praise dale, raise hell

Went to the NASCAR museum while visiting Charlotte from north of Raleigh. Had a amazing dinner at a place called aria, amazing Italian place.

Also pistol purchase permit is just a sheriffs tax. it fucking sucks. But with my CCW I can walk anywhere with my shit and nobody asks questions.

>> No.16395619

>>16389759
what the fuck

>> No.16395979

>>16388364
Pizza, mac & cheese, biscuits, spring rolls and orange chicken.

>> No.16395995

>>16388372
Fucking democrat voting sodomite

>> No.16396085

Sweet and sour pork
Garlic/ginger beef
Chow mein

>> No.16396218

>>16395604
Based. I’m thinking of going to the roval this year an: maybe visiting the hall of fame this year.

>> No.16396258

>>16389040
Only as dessert and nothing with imitation crab meat

>> No.16396283

>>16388393
>don't bother with buffets unless i'm in vegas

Bro I live in Vegas. The Station casinos President said he won't open them again.

>> No.16396299

>>16389054
>whole nigger cheque
It's your own fault fag.

>> No.16396695

>>16392552
no

>> No.16396853

>>16388372
Now THIS is bait

>> No.16396878

>>16389054
I wish I was chad enough to do this.

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>>16388372
Fuck off, queer.

>> No.16397010

>>16388364
what the hell is up with the captchas, also nothing since buffets are gross

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>>16388364
chinese food, that shit was so good. sadly they aren't there any longer.

>> No.16397041

>>16389054
based /fit/boomer.

>> No.16397098

>>16389684
>>16390410
When will they...learn?

>> No.16397325

>>16389054
Dr Fauchi?

>> No.16397531

>>16388364
>Let us have some lettuce(Small piece)
>And some beets(1 small slice)
>Carrots are also good (half a dozen strands)
>Melon (2 chunks)
>I like Mickey Rooney salad (spoonful)
>Fried chicken is good here (1 piece)
>Time to wrestle with plate for pizza, I like the plain pizza (1 slice)
>Fried potatoes(spoonful)
>Mashed potatoes(spoonful)
>Cornbread
>Gravy
>Three desserts
>Dr Pepper

>> No.16398575

plates and plates and plates of crab/seafood only >>16388364

>> No.16398630

>>16395604
>Living in a state with a pistol purchase permit
>Living in a state that doesn't have constitutional carry

Couldn't be me.

>> No.16399134

>>16398630
We would if only cooper would stop being a cuck.

>> No.16399164

>>16388364
Fuckloads of mussels and some of those thin clear noodles. Also maybe some of the sushi if they have mackerel or octopus.