It's been a week since I've eaten an egg.

[Anonymous No.16387893]

[Anonymous No.16388832]

its not that eggs are overrated, because they're awesome
but meh

[Anonymous No.16388946]

I have to eat eggs everyday. Otherwise I drown in them. 6 To 13 a day get produced everyday.

[Anonymous No.16388954]

>>16388946
Same here. It's summer so i'm getting a dozen of those bitches daily. I plan for next year to be worse.

[Anonymous No.16388956]

>>16388946
You'll get there champ
Now that I'm a man I eat five dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a barge

[Anonymous No.16388991]

>>16388954
Ive gotten to the point were I make a half gallon of icecream that uses a dozen eggs. Fuck is it rich. Stays good in the freezer forever.

[Anonymous No.16391217]

It's been 28 hours since I've eaten an egg.

[Anonymous No.16391418]

>>16387893
I've eaten 12 today.

[Anonymous No.16391426]

>>16387893
i got accused of "composting on the property" by my apartment complex and they specifically mentioned egg shells even though i havent eaten an egg in like a year. i'm moving out in like 2 months anyway but now part of me wants to buy a bunch of eggs and just leave that shit all over because they're trying to pin this on me

[Anonymous No.16391491]

>>16391426
Maybe they just mean you're dead inside, as anybody who hasn't egg in a year must be.

[Anonymous No.16391496]

>>16391491
they make me gassy

[Anonymous No.16391499]

>>16391496
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.16391508]

I made this for my girlfriend for breakfast :)

[Anonymous No.16391529]

>>16391508
Hope you wiped your ass after you shit in that bowl.

[Anonymous No.16391533]

>>16391529
Is it that bad anon? ;( how could I make it better?

[Anonymous No.16391537]

>>16391508
Did she like it?

[Anonymous No.16391546]

>>16391537
Yes she ate the whole bowl

[Anonymous No.16391555]

>>16391546
Nice, but you shouldn't be having your girlfriend for breakfast or for anything before you're married to her.

[Anonymous No.16391563]

>>16391555
I cant get married to her because god doesnt approve of our union :(

[Anonymous No.16391569]

>>16391533
presentation and difficulty of eating. Put it on a fucking plate.

[Anonymous No.16391780]

>>16391508
>that pale overcooked yolk
>those crunchy thick cut onions
>what I have to assume is underdone eggplant
this is the food they eat in Hell.

[Anonymous No.16391942]

>>16391780
Why wouldnt you want crunchy onions in a hash?

Gf likes solid yolk

It was potato, zucchini, zucchini squash, bell pepper, garlic and onion and it was GOOD

[Anonymous No.16392815]

>>16387893
I had four today. Two fried, two boiled. I also had scrambled three days. I’m planning on another boiled today. Half of them were fresh peahen eggs, they taste great.

[Anonymous No.16393148]

>>16391942
Either solid yolk and crisp the edges or runny yolk and keep it gentle.
Hard yolk without browning is the worst of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.16393153]

Wish I had backyard ducks.

[Anonymous No.16393183]

>>16388946
"everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day".

[Anonymous No.16393192]

>>16391563
die lesbian

[Anonymous No.16393196]

>>16387893
>mfw going to europe and they don't refrigerate their eggs

[Anonymous No.16393223]

>>16393196
huh? I've been putting eggs in my fridge since I was born, and so do all the people I know.

[Anonymous No.16393425]

>>16393196
that's because we immunise against salmonella instead of sandblasting the off the shells
our eggs last longer

[Anonymous No.16393651]

>>16393196
It's fine, they don't process the eggs as much and they stay safe for a good while. You probably aren't getting eggs shipped 2k miles to the store or something insane like that.

[Anonymous No.16393714]

Its fine because we leave the cuticle on.

[Anonymous No.16394455]

its been 7 hours and 15 days since you took your eggs away