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Egg

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>> No.16387054

>>16386958
based egg man, never get tired of watching this.

>> No.16387063

>>16387002
that's incredibly impressive, i half wonder if the birds taste like foul, salty or lean.

>> No.16387091

>>16386958
What is he moving on top of the gas srove at the end? Won't that cook the eggs on top?

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>> No.16387121

>>16387103
Where does his chin end and his neck begin

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>> No.16388452

>>16386958
HOWNOBREGG?

>> No.16388482

>>16387121
It's omnichinent

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>> No.16388490

/r/ing the "home made Italian tomato sauce" made using cans of contadina and vegetable being chopped so dangerously I'm still not sure if the video was a troll or not. Middle aged lady in a green shirt. I have to get to the bottom of this

>> No.16388736

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>> No.16388737

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>> No.16388741

>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ n*gger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>> No.16390177

>>16388736
>>16388737
>>16388741
>waitress slams tray of food on businessman's head
>hotdog w/ mayo balloon explosion
>the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>handstand on a grocery cart
>chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
I want to see any of these

>> No.16390257

>>16388737
>>16388741
fantastic posts anon

>> No.16390267

>>16388484
Close call

>> No.16390268

Lmao nobody's reading all that shit imagine typing that up LMFAO like you considered that a valuable use of time your life is obviously fucked up.

>> No.16390296

Haha all this autism and you didn't see that one coming

>> No.16390363

>>16386958
Can't wait til I get paid on Friday so I can buy myself an egg. The local Metro is having a 2 for 5$ sale on eggs. See Canadian culture is centered around sales. We have holidays for sales. We listen to store music in case the speaker mentions a deal. We stalk store clerks for sales. We dress and act like store clerks so we can get some sales. The entirety of our modern culture is waiting for sales. We post sassy gifs about getting items during the sale. We watch 24/7 update feed regarding sales. Our biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honour of getting things on sale. We use sale slang like “savin' them dollars" and "I get to eat this week". When you say "Steak is $15" we're not thinking of a nice juicy ribeye or a flavourful and soft tenderloin; we're thinking of the poorest cuts of the cow. Our cities are completely overrun with people looking for sales. We worship any store that has sales for items on the shelf. Our men sit around watching for sales while our women sit around watching infomercials. We worship sales like BOGO and 20% cash back and the late buy one get one free while attacking the countries who can actually afford food without any sales. Our movies are filled with sales promotions. We send our sons to the store and celebrate when they come back with a can of luxury Campbell's soup that they got for 20% off because those soups are true Canadian luxuries. We watch sales to a point where the numbers no longer make us think of quantities but about percentages off products. We will tell you how much we hate looking for sales and how the “post the in-store prices" meme is a stale joke and we are just pretending to love sales but the evidence speaks for itself in that Canada is a nation of people who eat beef once a month if lucky.

>> No.16390521

>>16388737
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
just reading this was funny to me. i swear i'll post at least 1 webm that you have not mentioned once i'm done reading it.

>> No.16390527

well here's my contribution. i hope you're all happy.

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>> No.16391070

>>16387002
based, fuck seagulls

>> No.16391156

>>16388490
Absolutely not a troll
https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I

https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

"enjoy"

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>> No.16391634

>>16390527
>Faggotfood
All that shit is amazing only a good slab of meat missing but that looks like an elaborate apatizer anyway.

>> No.16391646

>>16388438
> that sneaky cunt at the end stealing an egg
not cool bro

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>> No.16391672

>>16391622
I lived in malaysia for years and never heard of this.
Then again they put eggs with basically everything.

>> No.16391677

>>16387121
My balls

>> No.16391696

>>16390527
>faggotfood
Faggot food? That is apex quality and taste and I live in South Georgia where we deep fry air.

>> No.16391738

>>16391672
now thats what i call city bustle

>> No.16391759

>>16391672
I dunno how common it is, but to me it's simple comfort food. Used to have it whenever I was ill. Also, why were they filming?

>> No.16391785

Obligatory Kay's post.

>> No.16392147

>>16387002
Holy fuck

>> No.16392155

>>16387002
I can't imagine seagulls taste very good since they eat trash

>> No.16392163

>>16387016
That scene made me physically wince the first time I watched it.

>> No.16392170

>>16390586
What an idiot.
Turkeys are American and only rated for 120 volts. Euro sockets will fry their circuits.

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>> No.16392298

>>16392170
I would blast that fucker with my rifle.

>> No.16392414

>>16391156
>there's a video about fucking meatballs
Welp. "Thank you" anon, gonna pour myself a stiff one before I watch this

>> No.16392453

>>16391156
>>16392414
Okay a few minutes in to the sauce video
>I know I use too much oil but it's the oil that gives it the taste
I can't continue, this is absolutely a troll.

>> No.16392456

>>16390586
its much better with sounds

>> No.16392462

>>16386958
I wonder if he's started to add cheese

>> No.16392470

>>16390594
that will be $300 + tip, sank you gaijin-sama

>> No.16392471

>>16387002
Wait. So those guys are actually farming seagulls?

>> No.16392472

>>16387016
>>16392163
Remind me what this was from? Was is Terminator?

>> No.16392477

>>16388484
Stab the middle of the knife in the center of the carrot then slice down. Then flip it over and do the other side you retard.

>> No.16392485

>>16391668
I can't stand it when people act like they just had a life changing experience with good food.

>> No.16392486

>>16392472
yeah Terminator 2

>> No.16392488

>>16392298
For real. I would make sure that coon would fear humans for the rest of its life at the very least.
This soyboy being all "OMG TRASH PANDAS ARE SO CUTE!" and this little shit is gong to keep coming over.

>> No.16392496

>>16391672
Local Malaysian here. Can confirm half boiled eggs is super common here, especially in mamak stalls. Hell, we even have a variety of roti canai with half boiled egg called roti banjir special. Paratha bread 'flooded' with dhal and sambal and topped with two half boiled eggs. Sovl food.

>> No.16392664

>>16391617

"You"
Assuming you know what the fuck I eat. Faggot.

>> No.16392704

>>16391617
"How do you eat these foods?" with my mouth you imbecile sea monkey.

>> No.16392708

>>16386958
a classic to be sure

>> No.16392721

>>16391672
Kek

>> No.16392774

>>16392471
They're farming salmon. They're just doing it wrong

>> No.16392791

>>16390527
You have no taste

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>> No.16392816

>>16392803
it's funny because possums are also bottom feeders that eat garbage

>> No.16392824

>>16392273
why is this funny

>> No.16392826

>>16391622
>the old crappy "boil water then turn it off" meme
into the trash it goes, just like malaysia

>> No.16392829

>>16391672
Why did he do that?

>> No.16392841

>>16392829
There's no reason for him not to

>> No.16392913

>>16391672
Clean THAT up, jannie

>> No.16392924

>>16392803
despite all being trashed away, these were still fine to consume. i might start doing this

>> No.16392933

>filename
>not "surly king of the eggfort"

jesus I feel old

>> No.16392945

>>16392933
this is what we get when we settle for cheap imitations of former glory

>> No.16392980

>>16392829
It's set up

>> No.16393217

>>16387002

>> No.16393234

>>16392933

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>>16392933

>> No.16393304

>>16392826
t. Moron who cant do half boiled egg

>> No.16393379

>>16391785
this is meant to be what?

>> No.16393406

>>16387002
god i wish that were me

>> No.16393409

>>16388484
I know there must have been a time where I myself was so dangerously incompetent, but I can't remember it for the life of me.

>> No.16393410

>>16388438

>> No.16393430

>>16392933
>not "Surly, king of the Eggfort"
the future is now, old man

>> No.16393438

>>16392155
you have no idea what exists in each bay and coastline of the world, do you?

>> No.16393441

>>16392298
>>16392488
>they don;t know that the /ck/ spirit animal is the racoon

>> No.16393446

>>16392477
good work anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIEEIif21g4

>> No.16393469

>>16393410

animals literally have no idea what's going on

quit living through them like they're your self insert sonic oc. you're not their friend, you can't "understand them", they barely recognize you and forget you in 2 seconds. all this crying over the deletion of an mspaint drawing equivalent of life is ridiculous. there's people working night and day to cure cancer and you're obsessed over braindead retards who have no problem pecking bugs out of cowshit

>> No.16393495

>>16392803
>dumpster diving
Cringe

>> No.16393496

Eat it

>> No.16393530

>> No.16393533

>>16393469

>> No.16393919

>>16393304
Sure I can, I just use water that’s actually boiling because I’m not a brain dead faggot.

>> No.16394115

>>16392273

>> No.16394136

>>16393530
do you eat the sand?

>> No.16394142

>>16393289
>the wage cage

>> No.16394195

>>16393530
that shit looks really tasty, i would totally eat that

>> No.16394197

>>16394136
>sand

>> No.16394222

>>16392170
Called coons for a reason

>> No.16394230

>>16393234
I still can't get over how he looks Mexican but this is like India or sum shit.

>> No.16394238

>>16394136
Looks like a sieve on w.e. he's using to toss the food with so you probably only eat a little.

>> No.16394246

>>16393533
Do fish feel pain?

>> No.16394247

>>16392155
All birds in cities eat trash. If they live somewhere far from a major city, they just eat fish and shellfish.

>> No.16394252

>>16394238
>>16394136
it's salt

>> No.16394276

>> No.16394282

>> No.16394285

>>16392826
>the old "regulating temperature during cooking" meme
fucking retards. I just cook on maximum heat at all times.

>> No.16394288

>>16394246
Yes. But that's why they cut the place between the head and the body. It either makes them stop feeling it or just turns off their consciousness, I don't remember. After that, it's just muscle spasms.

>> No.16394290

>> No.16394291

>>16392298
>blast a hole in your floor
>lose your hearing
>have an exploded racoon all over your kitchen
>visit from the cops
why are americans so retarded?

>> No.16394295

>> No.16394300

>>16394295
Looks delicious.

>> No.16394312

>>16394285
>defending lazy cooking as good methodology
Fan fact: if you’re trying to boil an egg, having the water boiling the whole time makes it cook to required doneness faster. What a twist

>> No.16394324

>>16394290
at first I was like "hey that's not so bad"

>> No.16394336

>>16394230
Isn't it Turkey or something?

>> No.16394340

>>16394312
Fun fact: if you are trying to roast a turkey, having the oven at the maximum 500 F makes it cook to required doneness faster. What a twist.

>> No.16394355

>> No.16394357

>>16394276
>>16394282
this isn't even from America

>> No.16394392

>>16394336
So how did this dude transition from being a vegetarian to... this

>> No.16394401

>>16394355
My mom used to do that chicken sexing shit.
Like 15 years ago she got fired because they can detect it while they're still in the egg now.

>> No.16394452

>>16394312
Fun fact: if you're trying to deep fry food, having the oil at 800 degrees instead of 400 the whole time makes it cook twice as fast. What a twist.

Make sure to record the video and post it here.

>> No.16394704

>>16390296
Haha. Imagine if she made you eat this.

>> No.16394777

>>16391668
Babish is better than this guy.

>> No.16394801

>>16394392
Fame ruins people, youtube money, of which he is getting plenty of, monetizes the processes. It must be a hell of a slippery slope.

>> No.16394828

>>16391617
Dats raycist

>> No.16394838

>>16392803
Based dinotendies

>> No.16394860

>>16392933
The name that changed /webm/ threads forever. It wasn't ja/ck/, it wasn't kays, it was him. The king.

>> No.16394862

>>16387002
fatality

>> No.16394871

>>16386958
He's already out. This is just an illusion to fool the egg cops.

>> No.16394885

>>16394290
ge*mans have a dish of raw pork on bread i forgot its name ,
people saying american cooking are right and wrong
sure american cuisine sucks ass but also anything that is not med
look at swedish dishes ,german or any of the blond fucks they all suck ass
MED BVLL FOR THE WIN

>> No.16394895

>>16391672
based nigger dabbing on the jannie

>> No.16394902

>>16394295
this video is bs just made for clicks. if you want a traditional american salad, here you go

>> No.16394939

>>16390296
Damn that's hot

>> No.16394947

>>16391617
Is this as gay as it gets?

>> No.16394951

>>16391617
>all american foods from one country
>asian foods from 10 different countries

the fuck did they mean by this

>> No.16394962

>>16394902
That looks horrendous even by Jack standards

>> No.16394963

>>16390527
This whole post is fucking hilarious

>> No.16394970

>>16394230
mexican or indian either way is the same shit.

>> No.16394973

>>16394902
whats ja/ck/ been up too these days

>> No.16394980

>>16391617
> Tomato soup vs a curry
Not even slightly similar. It should something Stroganoff

>> No.16394996

>>16387002
Once saw a video of a seagull swallowing a rabbit whole. Don't trust those fuckers

>> No.16394999

>>16388438
Eggs aren't pure white when they come out of a chicken. This shit is staged

>> No.16395006

>>16392453
she later recommends removing the oil if you want

>> No.16395008

>>16390527
I'm nt sure why, but I do love those rice blocks wrapped in leaves

>> No.16395013

>>16391617
>yakult with a spoon

>> No.16395017

>>16392829
When you gotta go, you gotta go

>> No.16395022

>>16387121
That's like asking if the universe has a beginning or an end.

>> No.16395030

>>16390594
I refuse to believe this guy is even real, it's just some Jap visual novel playing out that has great realistic graphics. I love him though.

>> No.16395070

>>16394902
>assembling with jack
>>16394973
stroked out, putting out progressively shittier programming (mostly just autistically filming himself eating out with the most captivating of commentary being "it's really good" or "mmmm"). oh and bitching about people not working despite not having worked in 15+ years

>> No.16395076

>>16390527
Where the fuck was this? I'm thinking only 3 possible type of people, Armenians, Greeks or fuckin Italians, MAYBE Israelis?

>> No.16395077

>>16391672
DOMINANCE ASSERTED

>> No.16395101

>>16394951
Asians are better and sophisticated

>> No.16395107

>>16393530
Big city hipsters would totally eat this

>> No.16395115

>>16394452
you can easily double or even triple the lifespan of any frying fat by tossing in an icecube
just let it melt and skim off the scum that floats to the top

>> No.16395201

>>16391617
>wealthy white person appropriating dishes to shit on people

>> No.16395242

>> No.16395283

>>16395076
>I'm thinking only 3 possible type of people
>proceeds to not list types of people

>> No.16395292

>>16394246
you can tell the guy in the video hopes they do, he did a few unnecessary cuts, looks like he even deliberately sliced one across its eyes.

>> No.16395293

>>16395242
Drench an entire meal in franks hot sauce. Great, brilliant. Not at all boring and high in brand recognition.

>> No.16395297

>>16395293

>> No.16395305

>>16395297
What the fuck

>> No.16395308

>>16395305

>> No.16395314

>>16395308
Why not just make a cheese sauce instead of a bullshit layer that separates from the spaget?

>> No.16395316

>>16395314
It just works

>> No.16395319

>>16395308
Thats way too much cheese.

>> No.16395320

>>16391672
He should be glad he shat in the bucket instead of on the floor.

>> No.16395322

>>16395319
or is it not enough?

>> No.16395328

>>16395322
Thats so fucking stupid, what a waste of a good looking burger. Just put the cheese in a cup and drink it, thats all youre gonna taste anyway.

>> No.16395329

>>16395319
i saw this post while scrolling and opened up the thread just to insult you for being a dainty fag who can't handle more than a sprinkle of sawdust on his pasta but as it turns out it's actually a ridiculous amount of cheese

>> No.16395343

>>16391622
What's the point of salting the water?

>> No.16395356

>>16395343
Eggs float better on salted water, so they are easier to get out. That way if the eggs touch the bottom they wont stick and burn

>> No.16395358

>>16395329
Im based and you're cringe.

>> No.16395360

>>16395328
>>16395329

>> No.16395379

>>16395360
Ok. Thats actually pretty clever.

>> No.16395425

>>16395360
>unsalted butter
>adds salt
I see what you did there

>> No.16395427

>>16395379

>> No.16395446

>>16394336
I believe it's Sewa Nagar market, New Delhi.

>> No.16395455

>>16395446
sewage n-words? wtf that's racist against indians

>> No.16395467

>>16393379
fried rice I believe?

>> No.16395469

>>16395467

>> No.16395511

>>16393469
>there's people working night and day to cure cancer
Kek, fucking idiot

>> No.16395692

>>16392829
He's from new york.

>> No.16395791

>>16395297
>80g of salt
>230g of sugar
>raw salmon left overnight
I did its colour though.

>> No.16395797

>>16394291
just use a .22 but don't miss or you will make a little hole

>> No.16395816

>>16395469
bitch just give me the fried rice without the kimchi

>> No.16395902

>>16388736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8

u missed this one

>> No.16395939

>>16390527
Dolma's are amazing, one fo the few good things to come out of the middle east.

>> No.16396039

>>16395283
I see what you did there! ha ha yea, it's funny because

>> No.16396316

>>16394902

Aunt Myrna was fucking drunk and on 'ludes when she threw that bullshit together in the 70's before a cookout. Jack was a small smoothbrain and enjoyed half the tray because no one else
Would eat any of that abortion salad. Thank you for reading my blog post.

>> No.16396437

>>16394392
>mental illness
>the money being too good
this dude bought some apartment for some stupid amount of money

>> No.16396537

>>16391785
there's something so sweet about how genuinely she wants her food for her son to be goo.

>> No.16396591

>>16386958
>Omelet is a dish made from beaten eggs quickly cooked with butter or oil in a frying pan, sometimes folded around a filling such as cheese, vegetables, meat etc.
Do white people really?

>> No.16396667

>>16395379
Not once you get to the second bite.

>> No.16396699

>>16394276
do americans actually?

>> No.16396877

>>16393289
wheres this from?

>> No.16396912

>>16396877
4chan cup, not sure where to watch it though

>> No.16396945

>>16396877
>>16396912
It's from the 2020 Summer Cup /ck/ vs /biz/ match, the video of the event is here.

https://implying.fun/video/summer20/2020-07-26/1/?t=3:37:37.0

>> No.16396969

>>16394336
What purpose does the lettuce leaf even serve there?

>> No.16397139

>>16390296
I used to do this for my iguana when I was lazy. I'd walk out to his enclosure and just bite apple and carrot chunks into a bowl of collard greens for him. Not going to dirty a knife.

>> No.16397160

>>16394951
"Asian" Americans who are just Americans with slanted eyes.

That fucking Bubble Tea is used by other Asians to mock these sorts. Look up Boba Liberals.

>> No.16397173

>>16392803
>when people try and make me feel sorry for the first world homeless

This shit is a buffet, a hundred years ago the homeless ate rats.

>> No.16397189

>>16393469
>animals literally have no idea what's going on
Neither do babies. For quite a while, actually.

>> No.16397275

>> No.16397310

>>16391672

>> No.16397355

>>16391646
another for the fort

>> No.16397383

>>16394246
if an animal runs away from danger it feels pain

>> No.16397393

>> No.16397409

>>16392170
one of these times he's gonna eat too much to fit back out the door.

>> No.16397414

>>16393533
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

>> No.16397425

>>16387002
How about just killing it first, wtf

>> No.16397435

>>16397173
I hope you are forced to dumpster dive for your meals

>> No.16397487

>>16397425
he breaks its neck before pulling the head off

>> No.16397507

>>16391634
>>16391696
>>16392791
>>16394963
Imagine being so obese you get triggered by veggies. Not everyone brain is brainwashed by fast food chemicals to just eat pizza and burgers everyday.

>> No.16397516

>>16395427
>take one bite
>no longer functions as a spoon
honestly who comes up with this shit

>> No.16397959

>>16397310
>the fat whore literally doing a "be gone devil" crusifix with her fingers to protect herself
Every day I'm reminded that yes Americans do really

>> No.16398057

>> No.16398179

>>16397189
you cant compare human life to a simple chick

>> No.16398260

>>16386958

>> No.16398262

>> No.16398269

>> No.16398273

>> No.16398280

>> No.16398298

>>16391672
Everybody mad at the shitter but the idiot janitor is mopping the floor where a bunch of people are currently walking.

>> No.16398311

>>16398260
I was taught in school that these creatures are just as smart and innovative as me.
Makes a fella think.

>> No.16398314

>>16386958
i miss that nigger like you wouldnt believe

>> No.16398363

i fucking love eggs bros
i just finally clicked with making a really nice runny yolk, its kind of addicting frying eggs now i know how to properly do it
when you combine it with nice golden toast smothered in marmite and covered in pepper its such an orgasmic hangover food

>> No.16398404

>>16398280
God I wish that dough were me

>> No.16398517

>>16387002
>oh nice he's going to save the seagull from plastic or something
>wait...

>> No.16398734

>>16393530
>the sand evenly cooks everything
That's spectacular. Now if only I had the palate to not mind sand.

>> No.16398807

>>16392803
What that the /fit/ guy?
I remember there was a dumpster diver on /fit/ a few years back with a possum. But the gay mods started to delete the threads.

>> No.16398842

>>16398273
why doesn't mommy learn to fucking cook?

>> No.16398899

>>16398842
>i didn't watch the video

>> No.16398910

>>16398899
I did. That's why I told her to learn to fucking cook.

>> No.16398912

>>16398910
Your cooking will never match fast food for a little kid retard.

>> No.16398944

>>16398912
It can, her cooking is just fucking shit.
Also the fact that it's gotten this far already is a sign of bad parenting.

>> No.16398954

>>16398944
The kid is like 5 years old. the fuck you going on about lol.

>> No.16398961

>>16398954
Yes, your 5yo is addicted to fast food. How the fuck is this good parenting.
When I was that old I'd eaten fast food like only once or twice in my life.

>> No.16398999

>>16386958

>> No.16399064

>>16398961
I think you being a judgemental asshole who bases their entire opinion on a person over a 30 second video clip shows where your parents failed you.

>> No.16399079

>>16399064
looks like someone is insecure about the junk diet his parents fed him ;^)

>> No.16399093

>>16399079
Nigga I grew up in a Korean family. My parents were too cheap to buy fast food.

>> No.16399095

>>16398999

>> No.16399169

>>16398262
Why would that person ruin a perfectly good beef kiev?

>> No.16399220

>>16397507
Faggot

>> No.16399627

>>16398262
Fake and gay

>> No.16399637

>>16388438
arent chicken eggs brown?

>> No.16399643

>>16399637
Those chickens are white, brown eggs comes from brown chickens

>> No.16399719

>>16398273
holy shit, just visually you can see the "fat bitch with too much confidence" look coming through

>> No.16399730

>>16393530
you put the pan on the san. the fuck hadji?

>> No.16399749

>>16395297
the absolute state of those god forsaken sleeves.

>> No.16400065

>>16394276
it's like child

>> No.16400122

>>16386958
I wonder if he ever tripped and fell and destroyed his entire inventory of eggs

>> No.16400128

>>16387103
Time to Jack it!

>> No.16400143

>>16399637
Eggs can be white, brown, speckled, blue, or green. I'm sure there are other colors, but those are most common. Chickens lay whatever color their ear lobes are.

>> No.16400186

>>16391617
Is aaaaall good baby.

>> No.16400214

>>16397275
This is like trying to imitate humans instead of making a more efficient automation.

>> No.16400266

>>16390527
legit, i can taste the dolmas

>> No.16400373

>>16390527
>angered all the fags
perfect

>> No.16400447

>>16397487
why piss around and just pull it's head off from the get go, no time wasting

>> No.16400452

>>16400214
That sort of arm-based automation is usually implemented in places where a new infaticable worker would help even if slow, but the whole operation isn't big enough to justify the cost of being turned into pretty much a small scale factory.
It may look slow and clumsy, but you're looking at a worker that doesn't take any breaks nor a salary, and only gets paid in electricity.

>> No.16400469

>>16387002
but why? seagalls are shitbirds so if they live anywhere near people they are gonna be eating all kinds of trash that is gonna taint the meat.

>> No.16400524

>>16394401
What....what the fuck are you saying anon.

>> No.16400574

>>16400524
The farms wants to know which chickens are male, and which are female asap so they can have them processed accordingly.
Before we had technology, people would take their nail, dig it in the chick's ass and see if that's a hole or a pole. That's what my mom did for a living for like 15 years.
But now they have the technology to determine the sex of the chicken while still in the egg with machines.

>> No.16400587

>>16391617
hwite boi here literally just devoured some shrimp chips wtf is chang on about

>> No.16400672

>>16394276
lost me at the chocolate.

>> No.16400704

>>16397310
Chaos
Reigns

>> No.16400930

>>16398262
Now just go all Salt Bay on it.

>> No.16400962

>>16397393
What the fuck LOL

>> No.16400966

>>16394336
Damn, I wonder whaþ this guy's asshole looks like after eating all of that. Not pretty I bet

>> No.16400979

>>16394276
>>16394282
Europoor krauts pay extra taxes to subsidize this fat bitch's healthcare kek

>> No.16400985

>>16397516
Probably some fag who went to school for journalism or english and is making 35k a year making 5 articles a day content for some online content farm magazine

>> No.16401065

>>16394336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRl11GyEM2s

>> No.16401072

>>16400214
That's the point. It would be expensive to refit every bakery to be a factory. It would be cheap to put a couple of robot arms that can navigate formerly human spaces. This is demonstrating how the bakery can fire the baker and seamlessly transition to using a robot instead. The biggest hurdle in automation is the transition.

>> No.16401125

>>16398807
Yeah that was dinotendies. He dumpsterdieved and had a pet possum. Think he was also squatting?

>> No.16401470

>>16386958
>watch entire WebM I've seen 30 times
>still never notice the giant pot of eggs next to him until the last second

>> No.16401508

>>16400186
This reminds me of my ex gf's house.
I miss her.

>> No.16401544

>>16386958
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs

>> No.16401551

>>16401508
She ain't missing you as other men's massive cocks fill her moist hole

>> No.16401553

>>16397516
you dont bite the spoon

>> No.16401813

>>16387002
thats pretty fuckin' metal

>> No.16401842

>>16394291
Funny. Here's what would really happen in this scenario:

>Blast a hole in a raccoon
>Put on some gloves
>Toss its lifeless corpse into a dumpster
>Wipe up a small amount of blood

There might be a small bullet hole if you're too stupid to use a .22 short or something, but it's really not that difficult to eliminate a raccoon.

>> No.16401878

>>16393469
Genuinely retarded

>> No.16401900

cheese

>> No.16401910

>>16400930
This is just a sped up scene from The Fly 2

>> No.16401938

>>16398057
Indians are disgusting holy shit

>> No.16401954

>>16401900
cheese

>> No.16401979

>>16401900
Cheese.

>> No.16401996

>>16397516
what is she thinking about

>> No.16402021

>>16391617
Because Americans never eat Asian cuisine, or is eating food for other cultures "cultural appropriation" too. I have had and enjoyed all those dishes. This literally screams I'm so racist I refuse to eat food from other parts of the world. God I hate buzzfeed.

>> No.16402193

>>16391617
Buzzfeed is cancer.

>> No.16402249

>>16401125
>>16401125
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxVe_ICiCAvXNU780AvISeA
he's still at it

>> No.16402260

>>16391617
>spicy ketchup on well done steak

>> No.16402522

>>16397516

>> No.16402531

>>16397275
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxVe_ICiCAvXNU780AvISeA
>0:56
>Retarding room

lol

>> No.16402569

>>16400930
is this dog disabled or something or just excited?

>> No.16402893

>>16402569
That dog is literally me in the morning, what are you trying to say?

>> No.16403220

>>16402021
i eat asian food almost once a day, what are you on?

>> No.16403237

>>16386958
How does he get out?

>> No.16403278

>>16400966
We already know that.

>> No.16403321

>>16402569
Both, probably.

>> No.16403506

>>16397516
You bite your spoons and still have teeth?

>> No.16403533

>>16401544
>>16403237
He doesn't leave until he sells enough eggs to make room.

>> No.16403554

Hello, this is Chef John from food wishes dot com

>> No.16403563

>>16394336
>>16401065
do ukrainians really?

>> No.16403590

>>16400930
do american dogs really?

>> No.16403603

>>16403278
Know what?

>> No.16403624

>>16392803
Based dinotendies

>> No.16403652

>>16386958
Food sell like bloke
Egg crack like yolk
On /tv/ postin'
Anon might choke
On sandwhich bread
Veg cooked in butter
Snacks forged up in the Calcutta
Shack is formless food burst and sputter
To tourists who crouch in the gutter
And look up and buy quick
Food costs a dollar
Egg white like chick

>> No.16403666

>>16397275
>Retard room
Lel

>> No.16403935

test

>> No.16404414

>>16399093
>>16399064
Go the fuck back you slant eyed subhuman

>> No.16404466

>>16404414
Cry more Timothy

>> No.16404549

>>16395360
>>16395427
>>16402522
or you could just coat a spoon with whatever? I don't see any difference in that.

>> No.16404561

>>16402522
>>16395427

WHAT IF WE MADE THING THAT WAS OTHER THING

>> No.16404643

>>16400447
To kill it first?

>> No.16404669

>>16401065
every day we stray further from god

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