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>$16 + tip for a drink, a greasy patty on a soggy smashed bun, and a small order of soggy fries
what the fuck is the appeal? I wanted to treat myself for 4th of July and I unironically would have rather gone to McDonald's. The burger was a sloppy mess and I threw away half the fries because they were cold and soggy.

>> No.16383248

The founder of 5 Guys named the chain after what he has crammed up his ass every Friday night.

>> No.16383254

>>16383210
>Ameripoors "treat" themselves in chain fast food restaurants to celebrate shit

>> No.16383259

>>16383210
why the fuck would you tip at a fast food joint?

>> No.16383284

>>16383210
I went their for the first time the other day. When the woman handed me my to go order. She pulled the bag back and said she forgot my topper. She then threw a handful of fries on top of everything. Is this normal?

>> No.16383314

>>16383210
+tip is a worn out meme that hardly fits most food you'll get in America, try +tax for a while as it applies to nearly everything in many states.

>> No.16383338

>>16383314
tax is included in the price retard

>> No.16383378

>>16383210
>+tip
Who the fuck tips at 5 guys?

>> No.16383382

>>16383314
>>16383378
just shut the fuck up you stupid yuropoors

>> No.16383394

>>16383210
Just like chick-fil-a, overpriced, overhyped hipster garbage that has no real merit. Literally redd1t-tier fast food.

>> No.16383399

>>16383382
Nah you`re the broke nigga. Five guys Is a waste of Money

>> No.16383403

>>16383210
A double patty cheeseburger costs 9$

>> No.16383407

>>16383248
Based ass crammer

>> No.16383414

>>16383382
I’m American, who the fuck tips at a fast food restaurant?

Are you a literal retard? Do you hate having money?

>> No.16383417

>>16383403
plus fries, plus drink, plus tax, plus tip you fucking retarded mong

>> No.16383418

>>16383284
Yeah that's normal. It's how they get away with gouging the prices. Here's your complimentary .30 cents worth of extra fries, sir!

>> No.16383425

>>16383259
>>16383378

This mf ordered from Doordash that's why it cost $16, was cold, and he tipped.

>> No.16383429

>>16383403
A single patty costs $11.60 where I'm at...

>> No.16383458

>>16383210
I prefer to dine at Five Preteen Girls instead.

Delicious food.

>> No.16383595

>>16383248
Still cheaper than eating at 5 Guys

>> No.16383617

>>16383254
t. seething jealous europoor

>> No.16383624

they call it five guy cause u have to give each guy price of normal burger a h a

>> No.16383631
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never mind me

>> No.16383644

>>16383631
Feels like yesterday that I could get 2 double stacks and a ceasar side salad for 3 fuckin' dollars. An actual feast. Now I'd have to pay $10 for the same order but LITERALLY half the size on each item.

>> No.16384385

wtf serious??? five guys???free advertising for a homo anon worker???serious?!!five guys???sounds like a dickfarm...i bet this poster loves that "special sauce"... five fucking guys lmao!!!!

>> No.16384444

I sold my car so I could go to Five Guys today and me personally I loved my little hamburger with no drink. I would have added bacon but I didn't want to take out a loan so I went without. Good good food though.

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>>16383644
>You will never find 10 bucks and change in the wash or couch and feast on 5 McDoubles and 5 McChickens ever again

>> No.16384830

>>16383248
but did he have vinegary shits?

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>>16383210
>+ tip
What are you on about?

>> No.16385079

>>16384444
b-buh they have free peanuts

>> No.16385084

>>16383210
>+ tip

cuck

>> No.16385088

>>16384453
>You will never find 10 bucks and change in the wash or couch and feast on 5 McDoubles and 5 McChickens ever again

No, I won't, because a McChicken is $1.89 and a McDouble is $2.49

>> No.16385102

5 guys is mediocre, only worth going for the peanut butter shakes

>> No.16385222
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Why is fast food so disgusting?

>> No.16385258

>>16383254
t. kebab muncher

>> No.16385314

>>16383210
So heat up the fries you stupid fucking nigger. Some people genuinely have no taste...

>> No.16385321

>>16383284
Yes, they’re literally supposed to fill the fry cup to the brim with fries, then dump extra fries in there

>> No.16385327

all fast food is fucking disgusting

>> No.16385358

>>16383631
>double stacks
NGMI. Get the 1/4 lb patties, baconators, daves.

>> No.16386152

Might be going to 5Guys for the first time since covid, do they have peanuts out?

>> No.16386182

>>16383254
kek this

>> No.16386194

>>16385222
This cant be fucking real

>> No.16386202

>>16383210
Fuck you, your fries were not cold. They take them straight from the fryolater to the bag. I've burned my fingers reaching in for them too soon.

As for the complaints that it's messy, fuck you. Nobody cares. This isn't Europe. Eat like a man.

>> No.16386223

>>16383394
>chick fil a
>overpriced
cry harder poorfag

>> No.16386265

>>16386202
>This isn't Europe
Err, it is actually.....

>> No.16386302

>>16383210
it really is the definition of slop a shit
the burgers are terrible

>> No.16386622

>>16383210
>$16
One joke.

>> No.16386626

Lol these are euro prices wtf are you americans doing?

>> No.16386678

>>16386194
well gee what tipped you off? Was it
>[DoctorPhotograph]

>> No.16386725

>>16383210
There is no appeal. I can get 2 whataburgers, or 2 in-n-out burgers with fries and a drink for fewer shekels than 1 five faggots burger, fries, and s drink…and the formers taste much, much better.

>> No.16386826

>>16383210
Do you have a reminder to post this thread every so often? I hate you spamming faggots. I would literally fucking chop your hands off if I met you, you fucking tranny piece of shit.

>> No.16386911

>>16386152
Just answered my own question, they do not have peanuts anymore :-(

>> No.16386919
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Gonna be so good!

>> No.16386985

>>16386202
Wagie wagie get in cagie

>> No.16387079

>>16386911
They do, you have to ask for them though.

>> No.16387130

>>16386919
>VISA
I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize you were poor

>> No.16387143

>>16386919
>soda
NGMI

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>>16386919
Nice! I got this for the roughly the same price (it was a little less).

>> No.16387467

>>16383210
>I wanted to treat myself for 4th of July and I unironically would have rather gone to McDonald's
>treat myself
>5 guys
Mutts truly are...special.

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>>16387079
Turns out they were right by the door on the way in, I just didn’t see them.

>> No.16387905

>>16387130
Huh?

>> No.16387921

>>16387897
That looks like the cheap sloppa burgers I had to eat in school cafeterias way back when.

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>>16387921
If this is school sloppa then count me in!

>> No.16388102

>still has best burger award poster from 2008
>nobody has talked about them since 2009
>except people who say they're shit
>always empty
How are thesw people still in business?

>> No.16388105

>>16387945
Except the school sloppa was actually better tasting. I think they actually seasoned theirs a bit but it looks identical. Kind of has that ‘used as a hockey puck’ look about it and the same cheap, well, everything about it.

>> No.16388175

>>16388102
Five (((Guys)))

>> No.16388750

>>16388102
I noticed that, they opened one up next to our local panda express. I've never seen more then two cars parked outside and it usually looks deserted. I tried them when they first came here and they were pretty decent, a bit pricy but nothing too bad I think it was 7 bucks for a good sized burger and that was maybe 5 years ago. Last time I went was 6 months and the price had almost doubled. Everything I got was lukewarm and somehow just had almost no flavor. I don't see any reason to ever go back. Makes me sad there is very little competition for good burgers in my town.

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>>16383210

>> No.16388858

>>16386678
There was dead predator fag edition vodka a while back, can't really say I'd blame him for thinking it's a real product.

>> No.16388873

>>16383338
t. 5GIDF

Tax is not included in the price. It can be 6-10% tax depending on the state. Not buying your overpriced shit.

>> No.16388995

>>16387945
I just wish they either didn't have such shit flimsy buns, or that they didn't take the steaming hot meat, immediately put it on the wimpy bun, and then immediately wrap it in foil so the whole thing becomes a soggy mess as the meat steams and condensates.