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>Hey anon, glad you could make it to my potluck party, what did you bring?

>> No.16377132

Nothing but ill give you and your wife oral tonight to make up for it

>> No.16377134
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>>16377122

What are you doing in my house

>> No.16377144

>>16377132
I'll drink the wife's piss pls

>> No.16377154

>potluck party
why do white people do such cringe shit?

>> No.16377173

>potluck party
This is how I know you've never been to one. Its just potluck
>>16377154
>eating food with friends
>do wypipo rly?
Yes

>> No.16377174

>>16377154
it's where they wash they legs

>> No.16377533

>>16377122
broccoli & cheese!

>> No.16378679

naga phall curry to separate the men from the boys

>> No.16378704

>>16377122
Do people actually throw these? The only potlucks that I've ever been to were church events my parents forced me to go to as a kid.

>> No.16378713

>>16377122
Boiled eggs because I am cool like that

>> No.16378715

>>16378704
Most family barbecues, everyone is expected to bring a plate or drinks.

>> No.16378716

>>16377154
Because they don’t have to worry about friends or family robbing them blind the second they turn their head

>> No.16378732

>>16378716
kek

>> No.16380280

>>16377122
My appetite.

>> No.16382219

>>16378704
I mean, we don't call it a potluck around here but at our family gatherings everybody brings something

>> No.16382223

>>16378716
>this nigga never had a junkie in the family

>> No.16382572

>>16382223
Found the nigger

>> No.16382706

>>16382572
surely you must know meth and opiates are a rural white problem on a grand scale

>> No.16382815

>>16377122
I couldn't cook anything. It all failed. I can't do anything right!
>Oh come on, it is okay. What's in the basket?
I brought boiled eggs. Is anyone even going to eat this?
>I will eat some of your eggs, anon.
Only some? I will stay until they're all eaten.
>but anon, there's plenty of other food, I can't just eat all the eggs.
But, you have to.
I'll even sleep here and when you wake up, I'll be there, with the eggs.
> Anon, you're making me uncomf-
You have to eat all the eggs
>Anon, maybe it's best if you le-
You have to eat all the eggs. You have to eat them all
You have to eat all the eggs

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16383014

What kind of potluck is it?
If it's a stand-up kind of thing I'd bring a charcuterie with "weird" stuff on it to complement the inevitable basic bitch board. Smoked salmon, goat cheeses, those huge olives, stuff like that.

If it's a dinner I'd bring whipped mashed cauliflower or pumpkin pies if I'm handling dessert.

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16383311

My famous vegan friendly, keto friendly Mac and Cheese.

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>>16382815
As requested

>> No.16383797

>>16377122
Sorry man but I'm gonna have to go, I didnt know it was that kind of party and i dont do weed