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16372667 No.16372667 [Reply] [Original]

It's 4th of July weekend. You can still post whatever webms you want, but bonus points the more American it is.

And before any of you ask, yes we really do.

>> No.16372669
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>> No.16372688 [DELETED] 


That's ground. Mince implies it was chopped which this was not.

>> No.16372698

ring makes it unsanitary, wouldn't eat

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Ok nerd.

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>how dare you use correct culinary terminology on a cooking board

>> No.16372720

Fuck I thought he was gonna inject it into sarahs ass

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>> No.16372818

Eat that bug. Eat it!

>> No.16372826

This scene is really disingenuous, since a plain boiled brussel sprout with no seasonings, not even salt or pepper, is pretty fucking awful.

>> No.16372833

Found the amerifat.

>> No.16372843
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You're posting on an American board, on an American website, during America Weekend. Perhaps this isn't the right place for you.

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>> No.16372909

Is Number 1 in everything. So what?

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>> No.16373124

Looks gimmicky and not very good.

>> No.16373129

Why aren't you spending time with your family and friends?

>> No.16373185
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I need jack webms to abuse my normie friends with please
love /an/

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>> No.16373217

That's one hungry penis

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oops hehe my little angel accidentally broke the live fish tank

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>> No.16374107

peak burgerpunk

>> No.16374118

clean it up wagie

>> No.16374126

It's a britbong video thats what they call it there.

>> No.16374132

> Chef Tony is going to jizz in your meat
Yeah im thinking based

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>> No.16374135

I just spent 5 hours edging to dp gay porn and that video was still more gay somehow.

>> No.16374137

Reddit the WebM. This looks awful and probably costs $150+

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>> No.16374145

Whiteoid status: mald

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>> No.16374149

That's honestly impressive.
Can we get a calorie count?

>> No.16374152

The first fucking frame of the webm lists the calories.

>> No.16374167

That's not a good thing

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Oh look, it's the "American" filename guy again, get ready for a dump of 7 our 8 more "hilarious american" webms.

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>> No.16374326

that's actually from Ecuador

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Yes, the autist thinks it's funny to mislabel them.

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>> No.16374390

god i wish that were me

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>> No.16374481
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Anyone ever tried one of these? It looks interesting, even if it's probably terrible being an As Seen On TV product.

>> No.16374485

___ ____ __ ___ ___ _______ ________ ___ ___ ____?

>> No.16374522

seagulls eat trash all their life, there is a good reason no one eats them

>> No.16374528

you're mostly wrong, because brussels sprouts are delicious. but the scene was obviously framed to get the worst reaction, even the fatty was in on it

>> No.16374585

it's funny, i grew up in the whitest area ever (UT), but I only ever experienced truly tasteless food when I ate at some shitty soul food place in GA. Plenty of good food there too, but that was the worst shit

>> No.16374611

Fucking Dollar General Doritos. Jesus my sides.
Do Amerilards really?

>> No.16374769

Bullshit, this is some sort of Mormon psyop to make this place seem less bland. Utah is all gods, guns, green jello with vegetables in it, and fry sauce.

>> No.16374788

I eat with my extended family when I visit there, and I guarantee my family's basic grilled chicken (7-up and soy sauce are the main ingredients in the marinade), funeral potatoes, and raspberry jello salad thing my grandma makes is infinitely better than the dry baked chicken, gluey macaroni, and shitty greens I ate in georgia

>> No.16374828

I really don't understand these people.
He's not even enjoying all that food. He's just trying to cram it all down as fast as possible. Why?

>> No.16374831

Retard. Black food is tasteless at best, unsanitary at worst. No spice, no good ingredients, no good cuts of meat.

>> No.16374849

Because it's a competition. Eating is his sport.

>> No.16374879

doesn't this guy literally have no balls

>> No.16374887

I don't get the point of eating off a table and not even having a baking sheet under it

>> No.16374933

Poorfag here. Believe it or not, the Dollar General Doritos are way better than actual Doritos.

That's not cope, either. Go to the dollar store and buy a bag of the ranch flavor generic DG chips and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, then try them both. I guarantee you the cheap shit ones have more flavor, while the Doritos are barely seasoned at all.

>> No.16374939

uh actually sweaty you prep it on the counter, not on the ground.

>> No.16374942

Beef Wellington is fine as is. It doesn't need a blast of cheese cum on it

>> No.16374944

One of the few webm's that actually looks decent.

>> No.16374950
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jesus that looks disgusting

>> No.16374955

The duality of /ck/

>> No.16374956

It's funny because I've been to some black gatherings where the food tastes like nothing.

>> No.16374959

and yet saltwater taffy tastes like an old elastic band you left in your sweaty swim trunks after spending a day at the beach

that's sad the fishies just want to live :(

>> No.16374962

This thread is making me vegan. I hope you're fucking happy America.

>> No.16375018

>Tin loaf
Fuck off, Bong. I don't care how "American" you think you're being. With that said, I do love a patty melt.

>> No.16375030

how does he get out tho

>> No.16375145
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Sorry, but your king has been dethroned.

>> No.16375149

>put bbq sauce in the thing and then dip it in bbq sauce

>> No.16375159

>making it with cooking oil instead of butter or lard
Fucking animals

>> No.16375182

>90% of the dish went to trash afterwards
What a bunch of wasteful faggots.

>> No.16375189
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Genuinely surprised I still haven't seen a restaurant just serve slop out of a trough. No eating utensils provided of course.

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Ypipo don't even be usin Obey on they shrimp baka

>> No.16375207

What the fuck

>> No.16375226

That's not a hungry penis! That's a baby, licking a penis!

>> No.16375232

>12300 calories

That is only slightly less than I ate in total during last week,

>> No.16375239

I think he meant a breakdown of the items instead of just a total.

>> No.16375265
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Did this guy just measure the water down to the gram and then add the flour by eye?

>> No.16375275

>America Edition
>1st frame calls ground beef "Mince"
This is the world famous British """""""cuisine"""""" as popularized by Gordon Ramsay (on US TV)

>> No.16375283

It's really funny when you realize he's one of the waiters.

>> No.16375284

Boys, I think we've just discovered the next restaurant fad!
If we jump on this now, we could make a killing!

>> No.16375293
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>I've been to some black gatherings

>> No.16375302

>bonus points the more American it is
so you get zero since the thumbnail says "beef mince" which is clearly a faggots way of saying "ground beef".

>> No.16375303

>no butter on the bread before frying

>> No.16375304

>not timelapsing the whole thing
this is why the internet sucks now.

>> No.16375308

>vinyl noodles

>> No.16375319

i have a hypothesis.
what if blacks can't taste white seasonings and whites can't taste black seasonings?
what if they're so genetically different that they're nerve endings just don't respond to the other's spice combinations?

>> No.16375326

but that's a german woman...
she's even speaking german in the video.

>> No.16375366

Did I miss something? Did jack have a stroke? Why is he clinching his right hand? And why'd his kids move out? I am not super big into jack, I thought his son was like 13? What happened to this ant hill of a man?

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>> No.16375562

Imagine being filtered by furious pete, he does because he can and its awesome. He genuinely seems to get a kick out of freaking people out.

>> No.16375678

Such thin fries with steak, still looks nice tho

>> No.16375683

Eating is a burden, I also shove food down my gullet as fast as possible just to get my calories.

>> No.16375718

Jack has had at least two strokes and the last one that we know of caused hemiparesis.
If you go watch his videos, which nobody does anymore, you'll find his speech a bit slurred as well.
He is very obviously not doing the exercises he's supposed to either.

>> No.16375726

'mirin that hotdog deepthroat technique tbqh

>> No.16375738
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>> No.16375806

this kek

>> No.16375832

>add olive oil
>all the oil pools in a tiny corner of the pan
>drop meat onto the dry metal where the oil isn't
>need such a high heat to brown the meat that the oil would burn anyway
Literally what is the point of adding it at all? I see so many videos and webms do this.

>> No.16375841

>Tuscans didn't invent pottery until after the spanish conquest of Mexico
>Until 1500 AD they were eating food straight off the table, having no knowledge of ceramic cookware
Do Italians REALLY?

>> No.16375877

Friendly reminder that "Pride Month" was last month. You must wait a full calendar year to be able to appropriately post this again in the window of time allocated to you and your people.

>> No.16375899

Why cut off the top and bottom of the loaf? Grilled bread edge pieces taste amazing

>> No.16375904
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>> No.16375912

Is it still a PAIR of scissors when there's only one edge?
And who is this for anyway? I know a lot of these retarded products were developed for people with disabilities etc. but I don't think they'd have the grip strength to cut a carrot like that.

>> No.16375915


I don't think so, Tim.

>> No.16375934

This is why I stopped living in an apartment, among other reasons

>> No.16375938

I've tasted black spice. It's just salt, cayenne, and paprika. Maybe some Lowry's here and there. I'm being serious when I say I don't think I've ever tasted pepper in a black person's food. They usually just use premixed seasonings

>> No.16375940

Fear of neighbors doing stupid shit like that?

>> No.16375942

Yes. I witnessed probably 6 fires in the few years I lived in apartments.

>> No.16375967

Isn't this a British video?

>> No.16376001

This is dumb, because there's a whole study from India proving how bland European/White flavor combinations are.

>> No.16376006


>> No.16376009


It's funny how butthurt Whites get when you generalize them.

>> No.16376012

Moved to Utah four years ago and I report that native Utahns absolutely lose thier shit over Olive Gardens, Texas Roadhouses, Mongolian Grills, and Chuck-A-Rama Buffets. Fry sauce is haute cuisine but snickerdoodle salad and jello are midwest tier garbage. You have to remember that all of the people who settled Utah were the low whites from rural New York and Missouri who could not think for themselves and were deceived by a charlatan. Anyone of intelligence, means, and importance continued on West to Washington or California.

>> No.16376013

Sure there, Cleetus.

>> No.16376016

This is so White it must be from the Mid-West.

>> No.16376022

You are lying unless those places you went to were also from Utah.

>> No.16376033

Lol, fuck me I was too drunk to notice

>> No.16376118
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>> No.16376185

yeah you probably go to /v/ to discuss vodeo games too haha retard

>> No.16376187

>America Edition
>posts obvious Bong webm
Don’t make us kick your tea drinking asses again

>> No.16376197

this is abuse

>> No.16376200

you sound insecure

>> No.16376204

so what?

>> No.16376267

That makes sense. At least when two gay dudes are banging, they're cumming. When a faggot acts like a total homogay IRL without cumming, it's just being a faggot for the sake of being a faggot.

>> No.16376307

He's so small and helpless. Jungle cruelty.

>> No.16376315

Is that piss?

>> No.16376323

Where I live all gulls are a protected species, is this not the case other places?

>> No.16376383

why not just buy a jacard device

>> No.16376384

What the fuck is going on here

>> No.16376399

I'm sorry you had to die for this, turkeybro

>> No.16376416

>Pajeets spend their time and money seething about European food instead of fixing their shithole
Super power by 202- I mean 2030

>> No.16376422

Fuck off, limey

>> No.16376507

>even meat
>shows some boiled chicken breasts
yeah, you could cut that with your finger

>> No.16376509

>interior potatoes still look crunchy
wtf how

>> No.16376511

I have made this before, although the quantity of oil and flour I used was much smaller. It ended up tasting a lot like onion rings.

>> No.16376618

Is that Mike Huckabee's son?

>> No.16376632
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>> No.16376634

It's terrific that the entirety of the USA celebrates my niece's birthday ;)

>> No.16376783

I love being American

>> No.16376785

>the stick is now so far up my ass I no longer resemble a man

Ok smug queer

>> No.16376808

Probably not dumbass. Why would you assume that?

>> No.16376819

You're not very smart.

>> No.16376827

They come from the same factory genius

>> No.16376842

why not just shut the fuck up

>> No.16376844


>> No.16376847

Why would flying trash be protected?

>> No.16376852

Not even American. This is pathetic bait.

>> No.16376857


obviously not if they're in different bags and in different stores genius

>> No.16376862

The only one bringing up insecurity is you. You feelin guilty?

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>> No.16376870
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This is how non-Americans eat.

>> No.16376877

>OP and semen

>> No.16376902

And what's more American than getting blamed for other people's bullshit?

>> No.16376907

How long were you locked up?

>> No.16376917

Fucking Christ

>> No.16376919

Nothing. They obsess over us while we never even think about them.

>> No.16376925

It's funny how butthurt Black's get when you call them out on pretending to be able to cook.

>> No.16376985

Actually looks like a good dessert

>> No.16377120


This pisses me off. Fucking monkeys

>> No.16377145

why the fuck is it green, what did i miss him adding?
is that just the garbage bag coloring it?

>> No.16377170

Is that Ethan Ralph?

>> No.16377254

Holy shit that is a lot of roux.

>> No.16377264

luv me paki box with a pint or twelve

>> No.16377269

Why is it 59 bucks though?

>> No.16377310

christ, that jack video was fucking depressing. He's a truly broken man.

>> No.16377349

Well, a lot of us could be her father

>> No.16377421

>me wondering why I can't find my wallet
>remember I am at a black wedding

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>> No.16377441

wtf thats actually a charming ad

>> No.16377461

true but I wouldnt cry like a little faggot

>> No.16377476

Saltwater taffy is delicious you stupid vegan

>> No.16377481

Yes, we really do.

>> No.16377519

>saltwater taffy is stupid and vegan, you delicious.

>> No.16377604

>carrot tartare
That'll be $150, please.

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>> No.16377628
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>And before any of you ask, yes we really do.

good man

>> No.16377634

Further proof that the blueberry doesn't work on its own

>> No.16377637
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Respect desu

>> No.16377647
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The entire movie was paid for by product placement. They couldn't find a real airport to let them film, so they built a terminal from scratch and financed it by renting out every inch of it to corporate sponsors

>> No.16377706

I kneel

>> No.16377712

why does the text keep moving on this one

>> No.16377718
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>> No.16377763

>7up and soy sauce
jesus christ man

>> No.16377995
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>> No.16378035
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>> No.16378079

What’s the spanking for? I get they’re naughty boys but it should be done in a more intimate setting.

>> No.16378118

Should have tossed it up for another gull to catch and eat.

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>> No.16378153

wow how did the chicken get so big

>> No.16378162

The lesser known Seattle dog is also good. Haven’t had it in a while but as I recall it’s a toasted bun, cream cheese, dog, and grilled onions—other things optional. Spicy sauces work well with it.

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>> No.16378278

Is this some joke? You'd get assblasted if I called you one word.

>> No.16378371


>> No.16378377
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>Mince implies it was chopped
Actually mince implies it was minced

>> No.16378419

Same, some shitty ass soul food place in Downtown San Jose for me. It was literally the most bland piece of catfish I've ever had, I don't even know how they managed it since I could see seasoning in the breading.

>> No.16378452

A plain boiled brussels sprout smells like rancid death, I can't blame the bitch.

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>> No.16378498

I know that clip! It's from Shinkenger...toward the end of the series, when the real heir of the Shiba clan appears.

>> No.16378519
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>4th of july
>ja/ck/ eats all the frog legs

>> No.16378640

wtf how does that work?

>> No.16378677

>caramelized onions
Pet peeve here but I hate when recipes do shit like that. Caramelizing onions takes almost a fucking hour of pretty constant work. That's how much time I want to spend on an entire recipe, not just one component of it.

>> No.16378682

onions suck anyway

>> No.16378684

Make a bunch and freeze it for silly things like this.

>> No.16378767

I dont think cool whip + marshmellows + apples + snickers would fit, I'd drop one of them. This would unironically be a good layer cake filling.

>> No.16378786

I'd like to watch him suck cock.

>> No.16378791

I'd drop the marshmallows, personally. The rest can stay. I'd also make whipped cream and leave it unsweetened

>> No.16378847
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Oh man, the yoghurt "ice cream" reminded me of this, the nostalgia

>> No.16378863

Yep, you're reading my mind, anon

>> No.16378870

Kek the instant replay as if there was anything I wanted or needed to see twice.

>> No.16378951

This is basically a burger with different bread. What is wrong with this?

>> No.16378963

Not really, just bring something actually funny/poignant/valid. 'whypipo food bland' is really not interesting or true

>> No.16379065

>Is it still a PAIR of scissors when there's only one edge?
No, cut away, cut away
Send transmission
From the one-armed scissor

>I know a lot of these retarded products were developed for people with disabilities etc
They weren't. That's a retarded justification after the fact.

>> No.16379091

Mainly used for maxing massive pots of gumbo/similar seafood stew.
And when you toast flour like that it gets less able to thicken to the same degrees. You're breaking down a lot of the starch. So you need more than you'd think.

>> No.16379116

>He lives off government assistance and/or allowance from mom and dad

Wanna know how I know you're still a virgin who will likely die alone?

>> No.16379146

where are all the /ck/ jerks who think no self-respecting chef would use a peeler?

>> No.16379179

*gets cancer*

>> No.16379208

I thought Balthazar was talking about some place in the middle east and I was about to explain that it cost money to import potatoes there, but I googled it and apparently this is just some restaurant in NYC. So the answer is that New Yorkers are fucking retards.

>> No.16379223

Everything gives you cancer. I just don't care any more.

>> No.16379314

That's the heart attack grill in Vegas. If you don't finish your burger, they paddle you. If the paddle breaks, you get to keep it.

>> No.16379510

This one grosses me out every time I see it.

>> No.16379549
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Is that supposed to be unappetizing? I would eat that.

>> No.16379690

the only one bringing up guilt is you. You feeling like a poor old victim?

>> No.16379887

This is a comedy sketch, right? Like, 2 seconds after the webm ends, this >>16375189 fucker drives in and just buries the kid alive under 200 pounds of mashed potatoes, right?

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>> No.16379929

That says $39 not $59 and it's because steak is expensive

>> No.16380488

>moves the toast off the cutting board so it doesnt "burn in the warm spots"
jesus christ lmao hes close to death

>> No.16380491

>fatass cope

>> No.16380501

actual fat fucks

>> No.16380727
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Mexican counts as American r-right?

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>> No.16380813

No, I just ate that as a kid. From memory it was good, but honestly can't give an opinion as an adult because it isn't sold here anymore

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>> No.16380892

The same could be said of posting here

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le epic saltman

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Last one I've got of this autistic faggot

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>> No.16381011

That thing would break his arm so easily...

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>> No.16381071

me tomorrow

>> No.16381078

is that an attempt at humor?

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>> No.16381273

i don't get it

>> No.16381349

lol mayoboy

>> No.16381350

would you use gourmet doritos for that monstrosity??

>> No.16381528

yeah thats the problem about the webm, you figured it out

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>> No.16381761

half the meat is on the table fuck this fag

>> No.16381832

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


>> No.16381853

It's funny how incarcerated niggers get when you generalize them.

>> No.16381863

Biden plz go

>> No.16382018

Life long utahfag can confirm all of this is true

>> No.16382034

>literally died for his beliefs
He's a much better man than you will ever be.

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>> No.16382062

I cannot imagine seagull tasting good.

>> No.16382070

Chicken of the sea

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>> No.16382102

It's almost as if catered food for large gatherings almost always tastes like the blandest, most inoffensive garbage because 300 normies all have to like a total of maybe 6 different dishes.

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The Mormons are still mad about the Extermination order in Missouri that didn't end until the 1970's. I think it's hilarious and wonder if my ancestors killed any of them back in the 1830's

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>smoke pack of newports a day
>chug bottom shelf liquor mixed with cough syrup
>gulp down hot sauce
>scoop lawry's seasoned salt directly into my mouth
>why can't I taste anything?

>> No.16382217

Close enough

>> No.16382244

found the mormon retard

>> No.16382256

All that mixing is gonna make that burger really tough.

>> No.16382258

found the white

>> No.16382293

why does he even touch it? to look like the machine couldnt do its job without him?

>> No.16382347

i like make much smaller quantities of traditional roux, i don't put any onions in since i wanted the roux to be really dark (like molten chocolate). then i would add a can of whatever good quality beer i have in hand and put some chicken stock in.

>> No.16382380

she actually did pretty good

>> No.16382384

i am being forced to eat white people food, they just add chicken bouillon cubes into everything. send help.

>> No.16382392

I see two dicks rubbing against each other, don't post this gay shit.

>> No.16382394

Why is Sasha making chiles en nogada?

>> No.16382435

why not just use a mandoline at that point?

>> No.16382457

It's funny because I made spicy fried chicken not too long ago for a work gathering and the blacks got really excited and then finished none of their pieces (simply a habanero based sauce), but the Mexicans loved it.

>> No.16382477

what do brussel sprouts taste like?

>> No.16382492

They're protected throughout the US and most other civilized countries

>> No.16382521

Why would you go to the wedding of someone either you or your date is close to and then make fun of them and their race for internet clout? Seems pretty disrespectful.

>> No.16382534

do Americans really eat in their cars? imagine the crumbs...

>> No.16382542

>no traces of cow or pig dna were found in the testing of this sandwich

>> No.16382561

They're basically just mini cabbages.

>> No.16383004

>norwegian fleshlight factory

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>just adds salt
>this taste SO good, little spicy tho

>> No.16383052

if the only alternative to mcdonalds was brussel sprouts i'd be fat too

>> No.16383058

for you

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>> No.16383408

Yankee here. What do you use that as a base for?

>> No.16383455

>webm thread
>American edition
>4th of July weekend

I came expecting the giant barbecue webm. I was disappointed.

>> No.16383487

Niggers are disrespectful.

>> No.16383522

Watching him try to cut that onion was painful.

>> No.16383660

I would have gone a bit longer before adding the onions. Roux that light doesn't have much flavor yet.

>> No.16383835

I haven’t been on here in years and the videos and comments are exactly the same

>> No.16383923

>poster is probably white as snow
>all of these reactions
Well played.

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>> No.16383953

Disgusting beef is haram in my religion

>> No.16383962

Mutts steal good things from otber ciltures and turns it into complete shite

>> No.16383981

Do wypipo really?

>> No.16383988

Why is it funny?

>> No.16383992

shut up

>> No.16384012

seethe mutt

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