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Should I treat myself to a KFC family feast for Friday night dindin?

>> No.16369023

Are you trying to punish your family?

>> No.16369030

>>16369023
I'm single and live alone, it's just for me.

>> No.16369033

>>16369030
OK. Are you trying to punish yourself?

>> No.16369035

Yeah, that's one of the ways for removing yourself from the gene pool.

>> No.16369037

>>16369030
I use the grease to lube up my hermmehroids and they don't get inflamed. The only downside is the pimples that grow under the hair of my asshole which hurts so much I don't wipe anymore.

>> No.16369043

>>16369037
that shit pisses me off to no end
you have to dab it with the toilet paper or else you open the wounds and pop em

>> No.16369045

The fried chicken is only good when it's fresh but their tendies are ok either way. I fucking love their cole slaw though. Eat that shit with some ritz.

>> No.16369048

>>16369043
The shit is like that skin makeup for women. I let my hole air dry until it gets gritty and mealy that add just a little water to my finger and rub it until it turns into a thick paste that acts as a buffer between my pimples and exposed air.

>> No.16369050

>>16369048
do americans really

>> No.16369051

>>16369033
No, I said treat myself as in I've had a long week at work and wouldn't mind some KFC and gaming Friday evening.

>> No.16369054

>>16369051
KFC is a punishment.

>> No.16369055

>>16369048
Based
>>16369050
Yes subhuman

>> No.16369056

>>16369051
Do you take the chicken bones and tie them together with string and make a puppet out of them? I used to do that when I was a kid.

>> No.16369060

>>16369054
Depends on where and who cooks the KFC. Mine is staffed entirely by fair skinned people and I delicious when hot and fresh.

>> No.16369061

>>16369060
>I delicious when hot and fresh.
I'm sure you are.

>> No.16369185
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>>16369011
Go for it, anon. I think you deserve it