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16360755 No.16360755 [Reply] [Original]

fuck bros, why do the kitkats made with slave labor taste so much better than the ones not made with slave labor? do they season it with tears of starving african children? it's so good

>> No.16360772 [DELETED] 

>>16360755
>finally got a gf
>she had diarrhea this morning after spending the night
>unknowingly entered bathroom immediately after she'd finished

You lads didn't prepare me for the smell. How do normies deal with this relationship shit? Vile

>> No.16360777

>>16360772
That's bold of her to shit in your apartment like that so soon after you start dating. Usually they save that for a few months/years.

>> No.16360784

>>16360777
In fairness, it's been 5 months. Still, though, it's shaken me. Can't keep eye contact with her anymore

>> No.16360785 [DELETED] 
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16360785

>>16360755
God made the plants and animals to serve us. Black child slaves are closer to animals than humans, so it is only natural that food tastes better when made with god's tools.

>> No.16360787

>>16360784
Wait till you see her give birth.

>> No.16360794

>>16360787
wym?

>> No.16360806

>>16360794
>>16360794
Just mentally prepare yourself.
Protip: shit is usually involved

>> No.16360820

>>16360806
does it smell gross. Honestly can't see a cunt being stretch to death and have the asshole og pussy become one, I might die

>> No.16360821

>>16360820
In most cases they have to literally snip the vagina so the baby can come out
And yes, it smells gross

>> No.16360835

fun fact: the filling in kitkats is actually crushed up kitkats

>> No.16360838

>>16360821
and then all the baby shit all day. Not for me, Clive. Not for me.

>> No.16360841

>>16360755
When did they remove the dash? used to be kit-kat.

>> No.16360844

>>16360841
1745

>> No.16360846

>>16360835
So kit kats are make of chocolate and kit kats?

>> No.16360857

>>16360772
>>16360777
>>16360784
>>16360787
>>16360794
>>16360806
>>16360820
>>16360821
>>16360838
Not cooking. Kill yourself.

>> No.16360860

>>16360835
so you're telling me, these are the ship of theseus of chocolate?

>> No.16360862

>>16360857
calm down, lid

>> No.16360870

>>16360857
not cooking.

>> No.16360891

>>16360860
More like the zeno’s arrow of chocolate

>> No.16360896

>>16360857
And this >>16360785 is??

>> No.16360928

>>16360835
Then how did the Kit Kats start?

>> No.16360940

>>16360928
I used to wonder this, but for the initial filling you can just crush wafers and chocolate.

>> No.16360992

>>16360841
nelson died in prison, this is the wrong place

>> No.16363095
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16363095

Try these instead OP

>> No.16363326

>>16360841
>>16360992
>muh mandela effect
>>>/x/