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this is how crust has to look like.
everything else isn't bread.

>> No.16346403

"artisanal" is just code for misshapen and burnt

>> No.16346404

the IPA of bread

>> No.16346413

How did he fuck up the shape so much. Ah that's right. He left it in too long.

>> No.16346415

>>16346378
That looks like an alcoholic's fucking liver.

>> No.16346421

>>16346378
looks like elephant shit.

>> No.16346439
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16346439

this is how bread perfection looks like and you won't know it until you tasted it.

>> No.16346450

>>16346403
"ignorant" is just code for retarded and uneducated

>> No.16346460
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16346460

>>16346421
>>16346415
>>16346404
>>16346403
>>16346413
this is my favourite bread btw

>> No.16346489

>>16346404
more like the parmesan of bread

>> No.16346499

>>16346439
But I tasted it. And it's not perfection. It's just another good bread.

>> No.16346501

>>16346460
>no you guys don't understand
>white bread is just so popular because it's inferior
hipster logic

>> No.16346508

>>16346439
I genuinely dont understand why people pretend that bread that looks like this tastes good. The burnt crust overpowers everything.

>> No.16346511

>>16346501
>it's popular therefore it's good
american IQ

>> No.16346519

>>16346501
>white bread is just so popular because it's inferior
this is literally the truth though
inferiority is just a proxy for price, which is why most people buy that shitty bread

>> No.16346524

>>16346460

Kingsmill or Hovis lads?

>> No.16346532

>>16346511
>>16346519
you guys should learn the history of bread, it's pretty interesting and you'd stop sounding like you're pulling shit out of your ass

>> No.16346534

>>16346378
Today I learned I don't like real bread. That looks like shit.

>> No.16346538

>>16346508
>t. never tasted it btw

>>16346499
Ok, show me what sort of magnificent bread you dine on, because I come from germany and compared to 90% of breads offered in any given city this tastes like heaven.
And germany is supposed to be the bread country.
Do you wanna know why? Because they don't have a proper crust. I just tastes like a big mushy clump of carbs.

So... let's see it, mate.

>> No.16346545

>>16346534
>>16346534

Disgusting. I bet you eat your steak well done and without crust, too.

See >>16346460

>> No.16346547
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>>16346538
I did and I hated it.
Pic related is a bread I made yesterday btw. It has tons of flavor without being burnt.

>> No.16346560
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>>16346460
No... This is my favourite bread. And it actually looks like bread, and not something found on the table at a vagrant's autopsy.

>> No.16346561
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>>16346378
Pic related. It's good bread.

>> No.16346577

>>16346560
>prepackaged loaf of shit full of additives
ahahahhahahaaha!

>>16346547
>burnt
Enjoy consooming your crustless bread and well done steaks and plastic bottle sodas.

>> No.16346579

>retarded bread heads
>"See, now THIS is how you know a bread is good"
>*crack* *snap* *crunch*

yeah that doesn't sound dry at all. I'm sure it's great for making a sandwich that you can bite through.

>> No.16346583

>>16346577
>Enjoy consooming your crustless bread and well done steaks and plastic bottle sodas.

Did you just intentionally not look at the picture I posted? Or does this look like crustless bread to you?

>> No.16346589

>>16346538
>show me what sort of magnificent bread you dine on
Lots of different ones. I have no favorite, because I like a lot of them.
The rest of your post seems a bit confused, please try again.

>> No.16346590
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>>16346460
And this is my second favourite. Best with sliced salami and mustard.

>> No.16346594

>>16346579
>I'm sure it's great for making a sandwich that you can bite through.
That's not what this bread is for, so your "point" is moot. Though your point is based on OP saying that's the best bread, so...you get partial points.

>> No.16346598

>>16346577
>prepackaged loaf of shit full of additives
>ahahahhahahaaha!

Begone child. I thought I was speaking to an adult.

>> No.16346601
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>>16346583
In all fairness, that looks decent.
But you have yet to learn the difference between maillard browning and burned.

>> No.16346604

>>16346594
>That's not what this bread is for, so your "point" is moot. Though your point is based on OP saying that's the best bread, so...you get partial points.
the best bread should be usable for any purpose

>> No.16346608

>>16346598
And I thought I was speaking to a tastelet and your replies confirmed that.

Begone pleb.

>> No.16346609

>>16346601
>>16346439
That is burnt though. The one you just posted, not.

>> No.16346613

>>16346604
>the best bread should be usable for any purpose
How does it feel to make have made the most incorrect post in 4chan history?

>> No.16346618

>>16346378
Which is more pathetic:
bread hipster or beer hipster?

>> No.16346619

>>16346579
>crack snap crunch
>t. have never tasted bread like OP's

>> No.16346623

>>16346613
you tell me, how do you feel?

>> No.16346624

>>16346618
wonder bread is my favourite bread btw

>> No.16346632

>>16346439
Just a lump of sugar

>> No.16346633

>>16346560
But you know a bread is really good when someone can eat it while performing an autopsy.

>> No.16346635

>>16346618
put them all in a room with hot sauce faggots and let them duke it out.

>> No.16346639

>>16346501
It's so popular because it's cheap.

>> No.16346642
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>>16346609
The loaf on the bottom is prolonged maillard reaction, same as the other pic I posted.
Burning is when you set the temperature too high.

Look at it again. It's browned, not burned.

>> No.16346652

>>16346635
i eat my steaks well done and without crust and wonderbread is my favourite btw. not sure if that matters

>> No.16346654

>>16346642
>Acrylamide is produced when free amino acids, especially asparagine, undergo a Maillard reaction with reducing sugars, such as glucose and fructose, at temperatures above 120 °C (Notardonato et al. 2013).

>> No.16346656

>>16346633
It is especially so when the subject of the autopsy eats it at the time.

>> No.16346655

>>16346642
wow i cant wait to slap some pb and j on that piece of charcoal for lunch. shits gonna be litty

>> No.16346661

>>16346655
wonderbread is my favourite bread btw. not sure if that matters

>> No.16346663
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>>16346652
yeah there's a 100% chance you look like this

>> No.16346664

>>16346642
It's fucking burnt, AND the loaf has way, way too many huge bubbles. Useless for anything but bread crumbs, or a bread bowl you do not intend to eat with the contents ie: a bowl for cheese dip at a gathering.

>> No.16346668

>>16346656
Why would nice square slices of white bread be on the autopsy table unless it was snack for the M.E.?

>> No.16346672

>>16346663
yeah there is a 100% chance you are subscribed to Kay's cooking unironically

>>16346664
>wonderbread is my favourite bread btw. not sure if that matters

>> No.16346675

>>16346668
To soak up the spoils? I hear that cadavers occasionally seep a sort of undercooked gravy.

>> No.16346678
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16346678

>>16346672

>> No.16346684

>>16346672
> You must embrace and fully enthuse over my opinion, or I'll find the worst example I can and insist that this is your opinion.

Tiresome. Just tiresome.

>> No.16346696

>>16346684
>can't tell difference between burnt and browned
>likes junkfood

tiresome indeed

>> No.16346706
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16346706

I just love pointing out that this shit would be terrible for a sandwich and seeing all the faggots flock in and go
>WTF YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT A SANDWICH YOU AMEEERRREEEEEECANNNN

>> No.16346727

>>16346706
crusty bread is perfect for a sandwich.
but do you use crusty bread for a PB+J? exactly, you use white bread, so what the fuck is your point?

>> No.16346735

>>16346678
going to maccas later, anyone want something?

>> No.16346744
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>>16346727
>you should eat this bread it's great because it's dry and old
uhhhhh ok....what can you use it for?
>use??? oh no you cant use it to do anything you just eat it
so its just a bigass crouton?

>> No.16346771

>>16346744
it's neither dry nor old. it's fluffy and soft on the inside and crusty and aromatic on the outside. it enhances any sandwich or whatever you put on bread, but goes great with just butter or olive oil. it's extremely tasty.

white bread is a different kind of bread, it doesn't need to have a brown crust.

>> No.16346788

>>16346675
>soak up the spoils
The tables have a drainage system dummy.

>> No.16346938

>>16346538
Germans are shit at EVERYTHING. Their bread is clumpy, dry, tastes fucking sour and still doesnt get tasty with butter on it. Disgusting.

>> No.16346966

>>16346938
my favourite bread is wonderbread btw in case you were wondering

>> No.16346980
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>> No.16346987

>>16346788
Certainly! But if you have bread, none of that has to go to waste!

>> No.16347033
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>>16346980
he gets it

>> No.16347062

>>16346538
you are such an insufferable person you have to fight people on the internet what bread is the best. Jesus christ get some decency in your life before you stay that way.

>> No.16347083

>>16347062
welcome to 4chan, I suggest you get off the internet if you cant handle it, faggot

>> No.16347121

>>16346524
Warburton's you fucking homo. Kingsmill and Hovis are trash tier compared to Warburton's, and even that pales in comparison to any local bakery.

>> No.16347128

>>16346378
Bread is processed grains. Avoid yeast and baking soda. Eat plain grains boiled.

>> No.16347151

>>16347128
fermented grains are far healthier than boiled grains, Just ferment them with a sourdough and not just a yeast

>> No.16347161

>>16347151
Im actually eating a fermented teff right now. Agreed that fermentation is good processing as long as people don't shortcut it with yeast or baking soda.

>> No.16347166

>>16346460
That's sliced cake.

>> No.16347182

>>16347151
sourdough is where it's at for bread. and crust

>> No.16347188

>>16347166
Sliced processed, prepackaged cake

>> No.16347311

>>16346403
>being skilled at making something in a traditional, established way is now bad

welcome to gen Z

>> No.16347327

lmao imagine eating breading

0/10 macros
anti-nutrients
the food that poor plebs eat

i just eat steak and vegetables for every meal

i can also squat 250 kg

you guys are just weak pussy bread eating faggots desu

>> No.16347329

>>16347327
tell us more about your diet

>> No.16347340

>>16347329

i wasn't larping i can actually squat slightly over 250 kg
my relationship with food is retarded and dysfunctional. i hate eating. i hate it so much. im naturally a 60 kg ilttle twig. i now weigh 100 kg and it's been years of suffering to get there; going to the gym is the easy part. eating is the problem.
here's what i eat in a day:

> 2-3L of milk or kefir
> ground beef
> rice
> random frozen bag of veggies
> frozen seafood + rice noodles
> entire tub of ben and jerrys if im a gud boi

>> No.16347343

>>16347340
forgot to add that i lied about eating steak and veggies for every meal
can't afford it, takes too much time to make the steak
but like, in principle i would

>> No.16347354

>>16346378
That crust is cooked to fuck.

>> No.16347373

>>16347354
>That crust is cooked properly
ftfy