/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16342758]

Smells like chemical, taste like shit, overpriced.
Drink coffee folks.

[Anonymous No.16342762]

Drink this instead

[Anonymous No.16342791]

*siiiiiiip*

[Anonymous No.16342803]

>>16342758
No. I don't like sugary drinks so Ultra Rosa is amazing. it also tastes better than any soda.

[Anonymous No.16342822]

>>16342791
Unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.16343426]

>>16342758
>drink coffee
i already do

[Anonymous No.16344195]

>>16342758

[Anonymous No.16344314]

>>16342762
is Monster Import appreciably better than regular Monster? I thought it was just the same in a fancy releasable can

[Anonymous No.16344472]

>>16344314
I think "better" isn't the right word, but I guess it's less harsh tasting. Easier to drink.

[Anonymous No.16344495]

my supermarket has these 2 for 6 ($CAD) so currently it's the best deal

[Anonymous No.16344498]

>>16342758
I live by a place that sells these for 50c each and I can understand why.

[Anonymous No.16344537]

>>16342758
You're supposed to drink the mango loco flavor

[Anonymous No.16344541]

>>16342758
>Smells like chemical
that should have been your first clue before you put it in your mouth and swallowed it

[Taze No.16344742]

>>16342758
Fuck you, It's both tasty and aesthetic

[Anonymous No.16344823]

>>16342758
>>coffee
>smells like feces
>taste like chemical bitterant they put on batteries
Drin water folks

[Anonymous No.16344836]

This meme got me to start drinking Monster.

[Anonymous No.16344913]

Coffee gives me jitters and anxiety. Energy drinks, even though they have more sugar and caffeine and other drugs, give me energy but i stay much more calm

[Anonymous No.16345553]

>>16342758
>chemicals
You don't say! Have you heard it contains dihydrogen monoxide? It is a dangerous chemical that is also used in pesticides, paint thinners and industrial solvents.

[Anonymous No.16345571]

>>16342758
imagine needing caffeine
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.16345587]

I definitely judge people who drink energy drinks. Get some fucking sleep and do some exercise for Christ's sake.

[Anonymous No.16345624]

>>16342758
Honestly, unless your lifting weights caffeine is really bad for you and you should stay away from it anyway

[Anonymous No.16346615]

>>16342758
I prefere Mango Loco my dear

[Anonymous No.16346628]

>>16342758
this shit is real fucking good, it actually feels like i'm drinking mango juice as opposed to just fruit flavored energy drink.

[Anonymous No.16346643]

>>16346628
I drink it as well

[Anonymous No.16346650]

>>16345624
>not lifting weights

[Anonymous No.16346660]

>>16346643
i did like pipeline punch too but mango loco is just so much better, ultraviolet tasted weird though.

[Anonymous No.16346665]

>>16342758
>Smells like chemicals
>Tastes like shit
I thought you were gonna say coffee, and recommend the superior beverage.

[Anonymous No.16346810]

>>16342758
Well it is made from The Devils piss

[Anonymous No.16347987]

>>16346650
Yes, some do

[Anonymous No.16348034]

>>16342758
Or drink water and take one of these, it's 8 cents a pop. https://www.amazon.com/Prolab-Caffeine-Tablets-Pack-1/dp/B0011865IQ

[Anonymous No.16348052]

>>16344823
>>smells like feces
Your sense of smell is fucked up. Tea is way better than coffee though

[Anonymous No.16348449]

>>16342758
I could say the same thing about coffee.
Drink water, folks.

[Anonymous No.16348455]

>>16342758
stop telling me what to do

[Anonymous No.16348503]

>>16342758
I get mine from the dollar tree. Getting cancer one sip at time never felt better.

[Anonymous No.16349988]

>>16342758
>Folks
Soyboy detected

[Anonymous No.16349995]

Any energy drink taste like a bunch of periodic table`s elements mixed randomly together....

[Anonymous No.16349998]

>>16342758
I like caffeine but never liked coffee. My introduction to caffeine was energy drinks. I tried to get into coffee breifly but it literally just tastes like dirt water, fuck that. I think caffeine pills are the way to go.

[Anonymous No.16350678]

>>16342791
>>16342822
>>16344495
>>16344836
Drink one of these almost everyday. Where there's a sip, there's a way.

[Anonymous No.16350688]

Everyone posting jew juices so I figure I'll add some real info. Fuck coffee. Fuck alcohol. Fuck energy drinks. Fuck soda. Fuck sweetened drinks.
Drink: matcha, tea, fermented tea, and fresh juices or purees made without pasteurization. Hell I'd even go for some milk before the shit people are drinking in this thread.

[Anonymous No.16350829]

From doing shift work at minimum wage I can tell you the point of these is
1: You don't need a coffee maker, just a refrigerator
2: To nourish yourself with the huge quantity of sugar

A better alternative is probably caffeine pills.

[Anonymous No.16351873]

>>16344537
this syrupy shit gave me a headache, zero ultra for life

[Anonymous No.16351975]

Ultra gold, watermelon, and the white ones are best

[Anonymous No.16352964]

Justin!

[Anonymous No.16352971]

>>16342762
A man of refined taste

[Anonymous No.16354463]

>>16344742
this is so good.. sweet nectar

[Anonymous No.16354503]

>>16342758
For me, it's Full Throttle

[Anonymous No.16354935]

>>16343426
based

[Anonymous No.16354944]

Rockstar cola fuckin rocked, I used to drink one in high school every day. Miss those little bastards like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.16355432]

>>16342758
I prefer this.
I hate when something is too sweet but sadly i hate the taste of artificial sweeteners also.
And the sour from Rockstar is amazing.

[Anonymous No.16355635]

>>16342791
Based and sippilled

[Anonymous No.16355640]

>>16351975
If you don't care about sugar, Mango Loco is the best. If you do care about sugar, the sugar free Mango Fiesta is the best.

[Anonymous No.16355688]

>needing caffeine

[Anonymous No.16356007]

>>16344836
me too. although back when it started on /fit/, before it got associated with the boomer meme.

[Anonymous No.16357623]

bang gang rep

never saw so many ridiculous flavors

[Anonymous No.16357630]

>>16354503
lol you in section 8

[Anonymous No.16358181]

>>16345587
I just unironically like the taste
Regular soda is too sweet for me nowadays

[Anonymous No.16358184]

>>16354503
>they stopped selling these at my local gas station

[Anonymous No.16358190]

>>16357623
Bang tastes fucking vile

[Anonymous No.16358303]

>Can't fucking find their energy brew anymore
I will always be angry about it

[Anonymous No.16358320]

>>16346810
why don't you just drink the cup of hermes?

[Anonymous No.16360460]

>>16358181
>t. braindead tastelet

[Anonymous No.16360990]

Yeah, basic bitch monster makes me jittery AF. I drank these for awhile but they make me jittery too. Now I drink coffee or tea or maybe a caffeine pill.

Sometimes I snort the caffeine pill but that's another story.

[Anonymous No.16362020]

>>16342758
>blocks ur path.

[Anonymous No.16362286]

>>16345553
You forgot, dihydrogen monoxide is also corrosive to some metals!

[Anonymous No.16363244]

>>16360990
I saw some of those hydro monsters in the shop but they went. I never bought one, what are they like? I guess it'll taste sort of like those lucozade sports but with extra caffeine. If monsters make you jittery you'll be able to figure put how much caffeine you can have. Tea is said to have more caffeine per gram or something but coffee is what perks you up more. Not a big fan of coffee myself, tastes alright but I prefer tea

[Anonymous No.16363256]

>>16363244
I saw some of those hydro monsters in the shop but they went. I never bought one, what are they like? I guess it'll taste sort of like those lucozade sports but with extra caffeine. If monsters make you jittery you'll be able to figure put how much caffeine you can have. Tea is said to have more caffeine per gram or something but coffee is what perks you up more. Not a big fan of coffee myself, tastes alright but I prefer tea
>Sometimes I snort the caffeine pill but that's another story.
I would not reccomend doing that, trust me

[Anonymous No.16363265]

>>16360990
I saw some of those hydro monsters in the shop but they went. I never bought one, what are they like? I guess it'll taste sort of like those lucozade sports but with extra caffeine. If monsters make you jittery you'll be able to figure put how much caffeine you can have. Tea is said to have more caffeine per gram or something but coffee is what perks you up more. Not a big fan of coffee myself, tastes alright but I prefer tea
>>Sometimes I snort the caffeine pill but that's another story.
>I would not reccomend doing that, trust me

[Anonymous No.16363268]

>>16362286
it is used in cruel animal testing, and every animal that was exposed to it eventually dies. autopsies revealed that their lungs and even their blood was full of the stuff!

[Anonymous No.16364168]

>>16363265

I'm /sip/ping one right now and they're great. Go down smooth.

As for the pills if you only snort once in awhile it's actually pretty awesome. Snort on consecutive days and you'll give yourself a wicked fucking headache.

[Anonymous No.16365520]

>>16362020
>They started to sell these in the large resealable cans at my local 7/11
See you in the afterlife bros.

[Anonymous No.16366502]

>>16342762
importster

[Anonymous No.16366537]

>>16342758
Nah, it's perfect. I love the smell, I love the taste. Your attached pic is the one that does it for me. Though a whole can is too much, I start jittering.

[Anonymous No.16366540]

>>16342758
At the atomic level and above everything smells like chemicals.
Weird isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.16367349]

Pacific Punch > Mango Loco > Ultra White > Ultra Paradise > Pipeline Punch > The Doctor > Ultra Sunrise > Ultra Red > Nitro > Mixxd > Original > Ultra Black > Ultra Violet > Assault > Lewis Hamilton

[Anonymous No.16367570]

>>16360990
these things are basically almost 3 monsters
they taste kinda like a watery gatorade?

>>16358190
I know, it's great

[Anonymous No.16367580]

>>16364168
based caffeine storter. I'm too lame to find actual drugs.
I picked up the habit again, but basically right after I snorted for the first time in a while I read some dudes discussing how they used to do it and got deviated/perforated septums and that shit freaks me out. How often is too often for that?

Also I was almost 100 pounds thinner when I did it last, 200mg used to juice me up good and I loved having stimdick. Could tickle my thigh with the back of my nails and Id just about cum right there

[Anonymous No.16367730]

>>16367580
>but basically right after I snorted for the first time in a while I read some dudes discussing how they used to do it and got deviated/perforated septums and that shit freaks me out. How often is too often for that?
I cant tell you how it works but snorting things like cocaine or caffeine pills causes damage to your nose. It can get to the point where the middle part just goes and you're left with one big nostril. You can spot a bad cokehead a mile away because of that. That only happens if you go hard. 3 times everyday will definitely take it's toll, but even just 1 a day can fuck it. Personally I wouldn't reccomend it, nor coke. It's meh and only wakes you up a little bit, or makes you jittery and all over rhe place if you do shitloads.

[Anonymous No.16367936]

>>16342758
true

[Anonymous No.16369188]

rockstar tastes a lot better, which surprised me because monster is supposedly the more premium drink? with redbull being above monster as I see it

[Anonymous No.16369570]

>>16342758
Correct on all counts OP. /sip/pers confirmed as retarded underage American "brand ambassadors".

[Anonymous No.16369594]

>>16351975
You may have an opinion but it is wrong sorry. Ultra red and violet best

[Anonymous No.16369643]

>>16369570
>/sip/pers confirmed as retarded underage
OG sipper here, for me, it's BAWLS Guarana/Cherry, can't get it in the corner store anymore.
When Monster dropped the BFC that was the start of something.
NOS had the NOS can, Monster had the huge can.
I wonder if Red Bull still gives away free cans if you find them restocking, remember getting one weekly when they hit the bagel store next door to my work and trying the blueberry one when they were hanging around my local college training camp.
Still miss that ribbed for your pleasure Bawls bottle.

[Anonymous No.16369650]

>>16342758
Also has satanic letters for it's logo.

[Anonymous No.16370668]

>>16369650
>M
>satanic
What is this doom vs makyr?

[Anonymous No.16370686]

>>16342791
this one sucks
it just tastes like fanta exotic
why the fuck would i buy a fanta exotic thats even worse for me?

[Anonymous No.16370707]

>>16370668

[Anonymous No.16370944]

>>16370707
>a clawmark looks like stonehenge letters
That's a stretch mate, have you seen how claw scratches look? It's like saying jeff bezos is bad news because he has an S in is name, and satan starts with S

[Anonymous No.16371060]

>>16367730
:c I didn't realise it was actually that fragile, then again it is just a thin membrane over veins and some cartigale.

Between being way more fat and some medication I take to striaghten my cns, railing caffeine doesn't work on me the same way anymore. Bummed when I snorted it and wasn't juiced like I was ten years ago. The shit I bought is pure too, just caffeine powder in a capsule. Accidently ordered two from amazon. Don't know what to do with them. Maybe I'll freebase it.

[Anonymous No.16371065]

>>16370944
that's your mind on antisemitizum

[Anonymous No.16371091]

>>16371065
What does pointing that out have to do with hating them unless you are the one saying they are satanic.

[Anonymous No.16371112]

I only drink coffee when I'm relaxing. It has never given me energy. I prefer pic related

[Anonymous No.16371154]

>>16371060

I've done it for years and my nose is fine. The reason cokeheads get deviated septums is because of impurities in the cocaine.

[Anonymous No.16371412]

>>16350678
RIP kidneys and peephole, enjoy your stones

[Anonymous No.16372416]

>>16371412
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.16372957]

>>16344742
pipeline is disguisting you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.16373578]

>>16344314
imo, it does taste better for some reason.

[Anonymous No.16374066]

>>16371060
>Bummed when I snorted it and wasn't juiced like I was ten years ago
Either your tolerance is shot but could just be your body and being as good anymore. I found it similar with weed, ir would take more to get stoned but I've cut down alot. Listen to this guy though
>>16371154 if he does coke because I dont use it, only done few times
>>16371065
>that's your mind on antisemitizum
Whats that got to do with the letters? You're not making sense

[Anonymous No.16374477]

>>16344742
I remember it tasting better the first time I had it. I can't drink it now.

[Anonymous No.16374717]

>>16354935

[Anonymous No.16374738]

>>16342758
The only good thing about coffee is its smell. Tastes like shit and just makes you have to shit in an hour. I could see why that's a good thing if you're wagie and want to waste company time

[Anonymous No.16375958]

>>16374738
Get better coffee. Dark roast is mostly garbage, medium is okay, light roast Ethiopian origin beans is the best coffee I've ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.16375968]

>>16371065

[Anonymous No.16376153]

>>16374066
Could be tolerance, think I had no caffeine for at least four/five days before the pills came.
I'm about 80 pounds heavier and not nearly as active, was exercising everyday then.
I'm also taking lamictol for bipoler ness, I've noticed I don't feel as jittery or anxious on it when I've had 'too much' caffeine. I could drink two banqs (300mg caffeine each), and while I'd be wired all day and night, I was less cranked out and more """sigma male"" focused

[Anonymous No.16376159]

>>16374066
sorry, I was trying to troll and it slipped my mind that the mark of the beast is more of a reactionary christian thing.

[Anonymous No.16376163]

>>16376159
need my sips