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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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16342691 No.16342691[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What does /ck/ do to make sure people don't fuck with their food and drinks when eating out?

>> No.16342696

I finish my food and drinks before I start eating out.

>> No.16342697

>>16342691
Really says a lot about the sad state of men when women need to do this to avoid getting raped

>> No.16342719

>>16342697
They act like they don't want it

>> No.16342724

>>16342719
We don't want it from you

>> No.16342729

>>16342724
YWNBAW

>> No.16342734

>>16342691
I don't work, problem solved.

>> No.16342741
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>>16342691
Couldn't I just use a syringe to put the roofie in the straw?
Crushing them up and dissolving them in a little vodka is already the best way to get them ready anyway.

>> No.16342747

>>16342741
Because walking around a restaurant with a syringe isn't sus af

>> No.16342749

>>16342691
Why would someone buy overpriced sugar swill when they can buy an entire bottle of cheap vodka for less than 8 dollars?

>> No.16342752

>>16342747
You keep it in your pocket, dumdum.
Walking around with tablets of rohypnol is also "sus" if you get yourself caught.

>> No.16342767

>>16342752
Easier to conceal some pills than a fucking syringe

>> No.16342768

>>16342691
>drops drug into the straw

>> No.16342771

>>16342691
Victim blaming horseshit. It's not a woman's responsibility to have to take safety precautions against the predatory behavior of men.

>> No.16342773

>>16342697
If you're such a baby that you leave your drink sit out instead of finishing it you deserve to be raped.

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>>16342768
*blocks your path*

>> No.16342785

>>16342773
Aye

>> No.16342788

>>16342773
>you must CONSOOOME IMMEDIATELY goy!

Shoo

>> No.16342792

>>16342697
If they weren't supposed to be raped they wouldn't have been born with a vagina.

>> No.16342796

>>16342783
>adults drinking adult beverages at a venue for responsible adults
I unironically dont doubt your idea

>> No.16342802

>>16342691
You shouldn't be eating out if that's the position you're in.

Clealy you don't respect your friends and they don't respect you either.

>> No.16342808

>>16342792
So you should be raped because you have a boipussy?

Good to know

>> No.16342816

>>16342792
not all women are born with a vagina, bigot

>> No.16342820

>>16342697
>women need to do this
lol no. this is a ploy for attention.

>> No.16342823

>>16342816
But it sounds like you were even though you're "male."

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>>16342697
>t.

>> No.16342837

>>16342826
is pebblethrow saying men are predators?

>> No.16342851

>>16342837
Humans are predatory animals. We're apex predators.

>> No.16342858

I put a clean napkin on top of my drink to let the bartender know I am coming back/ to save my seat if I need to use the restroom/ have a smoke. Luckily I'm not attractive enough to be rape-able anymore, and catching someone fucking with it would be a good excuse to start a drunken fight.

>> No.16342861

I don't eat out.

>> No.16342876

>>16342858
>rape-able
So what's your first language?

>> No.16342891

>>16342851
>apex predators
No we aren't. We get our shit fucked buy a chihuahua or even a fucking cat. Even going 1v1 with a medium sized dog we can get killed

>> No.16342897

>>16342891
Predation is hunting and catching, not winning a fair fight.

>> No.16342900

>>16342891
We could eradicate every animal on the planet very easily. We're the only species that tries to preserve other ones because we're wiping them all out in record numbers.

>> No.16342925

>>16342891
Anon, if a chiuaua fucks up a human it got lucky and bit an artery. The average able bodied person would destroy a chiuaua.

Without anything more than sharp sticks we exterminated the mammoth.

>> No.16342962

>>16342925
We had advanced beyond sharp sticks by the time the mammoth went extinct.
It happened after the pyramids were built after all.

>> No.16342964

>>16342891
>We get our shit fucked by a chihuahua
You maybe.

>> No.16342978

>>16342897
Last time I checked lions were building tanks and shitposting on the Internet so maybe humans have been dethroned.

>> No.16342984

>>16342691
Being ugly

>> No.16342997

>>16342783
Fucking genius. I'm going to do this.

>> No.16343002

>>16342984
This works for me. I'm an ugly female, never been even asked out on a date. I'm /fit/ and I'm still a handholdless hugless kissless virgin. Men don't even make eye contact with me.

>> No.16343011

>>16343002
I recommend a flattering haircut and more squats.
We're all gonna make it.

>> No.16343026

>>16342771
found the tranny

>> No.16343043

>>16342767
Sure if you need to go to lengths such as hiding them in your ass. Thousands of people are walking around you with syringes stashed on their peraon every day and you don't even suspect a thing. They can be hidden in pockets, bras, waistband, under your nutsack, just about anywhere people usually hide contraband. You just made possibly one of the dumbest posts I've read here all week you naive child.

>> No.16343068

>>16343043
Damn, I bet you were frothing to make that post all through the downtime.

>> No.16343076

>>16343043
Why would people hide their syringes under my nutsack? You're scaring me.

>> No.16343077

I roofie everyone else's drink first

>> No.16343078

>>16343043
Have sex

Consensual sex

>> No.16343084

>>16343076
Who would ever suspect someone else's nutsack?

>> No.16343093

>>16343084
Nut sacks look like amogus and are thus sus

>> No.16343121

>>16342691
It also doubles as a regular condom when she's about to get that BBC

>> No.16343123

>>16343093
Anon I think you should see a doctor about your oddly shaped testes. The lumps are probably not good news. Could be cancer or a bag of syringes somebody planted in you

>> No.16343607

>>16342691
what if u are an alco like me and you dirnk like 15 drinks at the bar? what then? 15 condoms? thats insane

>> No.16343624

just punch them in the back of the head lol simple as

>> No.16343925

>>16342697
It's actually to prevent covid spreading via drinks

>> No.16344029

>>16343002
Bullshit, impossible for a women to be a virgin. A fat 2/10 can get hundreds of tinder matches and easy sex. I met girls at 18 with +30 bodycounts

>> No.16344085

>>16342697
What a dumb thing to say

>> No.16344118

drink it, theres no reason to put you drink down and walk away from it for long enough for it to get drugged

>> No.16344120

>>16344085

You would know about dumb shit wouldn't you.

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>>16342747
>sus af

>> No.16344132

>>16342691
>>16342741
I think the way they do it is order the same drink, spike their own, then switch

>> No.16344138

It's called a fucking lid jesus fucking christ

>> No.16344189

if youre that scared of being attacked, if you actually think its that likely, just dont go out especially to place that is focused on alcohol, drugs and finding people to fuck