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Food webm thread, post all the weird ones.

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>> No.16342617

48 amazing ways to cook my eggs.

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>> No.16342659

Fucking what? Sugarwater + more sugar + flour ? Sounds disgusting.

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>> No.16342677

What does that have to do with study being painful?

>> No.16342680
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More energy = better study

>> No.16342682

Just when you think zoomers couldn't be more retarded.

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>> No.16342731

My friends used to call this a flaming Jesus. I was never sure if that was the actual name of it or just some dumb shit they made up.

>> No.16342739

explain this please

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>> No.16342907

Interesting concept. Not sure if the lettuce would still be okay or if the boiled eggs could be stored for too long

>> No.16342921

Not a bad idea

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>> No.16343184

romantic route: DESTROYED

>> No.16343204

It may look weird but if you can't figure out what's going on you must be stupid. The liquid gel stuff is super absorbent and adheres to the sugar powder stuff creating some form of solid candy.

>> No.16343210

Adiabatic fluid

>> No.16343348

> filtered water
> agar agar
Just fucking kill me now

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>> No.16343524

pretty sure this is for consumption within 24h.

>> No.16343605

whats the actual use or merit of this?

>> No.16343613

Marathon runners and old people.

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>> No.16344196

80's aspic jellies, but for gay millenials.

>> No.16344199

This looks sexay

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>> No.16344471

tomato sauce in cast iron...

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>> No.16344492

I'm getting real sick of retards trying to make everything a pizza, and I hope one of these faggots tries turning a circular sawblade into a pizza, or a disc of uranium glass.

>> No.16344515

Ahh yes! The ol' crotch pot method.
Hope that was a request from boyfriend/hubby. Otherwise this bitch is trying to practice some voodoo.

>> No.16344516

The jar is a bowl

>> No.16344531

based ysac

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>> No.16344538

This is my favorite oversocialized dumb cunt video

>> No.16344561

jesus christ

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>> No.16344626

Starting the video with 'pan lube' made me smile, the rest of the forced shit was cringe. Also acidic sauce in cast iron, stainless steel would work perfectly here and you won't remove the seasoning on your iron.

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>> No.16344656

Just imagine sticking your dick in it and pissing.

>> No.16344706

I really don't get the hype of the water cake thingies. It's a huge culinary scam.

>> No.16344753

or you can just use tupperware like any normal human being
the mason jar/"artisanal" fad is peak autism

>> No.16344759

why is it diabetic?

>> No.16344770

Like how weebs here praise nips when they have shit like this and then complain about mcdonalds

>> No.16345055

I can see the camera

>> No.16345067 [DELETED] 
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since webm threads are for shitposting anyway - why does the mince in my slowcooker sloppa always come out tough despite cooking on low? any real meat it makes nice and tender, but fucking mince ends up tough.

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This has to be fake
>picrel is me knowing most of that probably went to waste

>> No.16345153

Somebody is going to do this in their oven, tighten the lid and create a fucking rotisserie chicken IED

>> No.16345157

Why not just eat the burger and fries like you don't have a 47th chromosome?

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>> No.16345169

>el porcentaje de la gente con exeso de peso alcanzo a 76% en mexico
How could this happen?

>> No.16345272

Looks cool but wouldn't you get tired of it incredibly fast? There's literally no flavouring except "sugar"

>> No.16345598

The horror

>> No.16345621

thats not (normal) vodka. 40% doesnt burn, i tried.

>> No.16345676

40% vodka definitely burns. try again.

>> No.16345690

Where the powder and liquid are touching, they react to make a thin layer of candy. As it's pulled up, the powder around the edge falls onto the liquid and continues to add to the sheet until it's finished. Similar to how nylon is made if you look up a demonstration of that.

>> No.16345703

if you want to be anal about it, then you can even flambee with wine, heating shit up till enough alcohol evaporates for a proper ignition. but as you can see it doesnt properly burn. 60% rum on the other hand burns perfectly fine, just like kerosene.

>> No.16345720

wow a video made by some preteen shitskin? you go me there you're totally right and not pulling bullshit out of your ass that normal 40% alcohol doesn't burn on its own just fine.

>> No.16345729

my experience + random shitskin off jewtube > random anon stating it burns.

>> No.16345735

you're a child without any experience pulling bullshit out of your ass. 40% alcohol burns just fine.

>> No.16345745

nigger ive been an alcoholic for twelve years by now, what the fuck kind of shit are you tripping on to be so obstinate about a factual wrong?

>> No.16345753

LOL what the fuck does your alcoholism have to do with you not being a retarded child? i've made money making bets with faggots like you who for some reason don't believe vodka will light on fire

>> No.16345754
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40% alcohol burns just fine anon, it helps to warm it up a bit first.

>> No.16345763

well yea, preheating is obvious since it gets alcohol that much closer to evaporation point. guess i shouldve stated that room temperature vodka doesnt burn.

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>> No.16345867

Still didn't explain what nutritional yeast was.

>> No.16345895

room temperature vodka definitely burns

>> No.16345900

Those are some retarded amounts of agar used. Either they are using agartine or don't know what they doing.

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>> No.16346020
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>> No.16346029

glass > plastic

>> No.16346031

>moves/flips the burger a thousand times
>it's still fucking raw in the middle
In America this is a crime

>> No.16346047

Why did he flip it

>> No.16346085

No. She deserves a good hard slap besides.

>> No.16346094

The participation trophy of burgers.

>> No.16346123

All the japanese DIY candy kits are magical.

>> No.16346147

I want to fuck this

>> No.16346219

These don't work well. You're better off getting a three compartment container or a much larger glass container for the "ramen" and bringing your own electric kettle to work. When I worked at a small accounting firm, we rotated "Friday lunches" and this was a common choice ~5-7 years ago. Soggy mess, generally.

I always found a quiche with tomato soup was very simple and aggregable choice.

>> No.16346540

Hi bots, how are you today?

>> No.16346667
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when will the medium/rare hamburger meme end?

>> No.16346688

i miss him bros

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>> No.16346899

>Cooks the steak using non-clarified butter.

Regular butter contains proteins and burns at 250 you retard.

>> No.16346906

>31 seconds in...

NOW i know what they use cattle penises for!

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>> No.16346954

>unkempt hair that long in the kitchen
I know they did it for the shoot but it still triggers me.

>> No.16346983

This is some 3 Michelin star shit. The price must be enormous

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>> No.16346994

What are you going to do with the core, Gordon?

Eli Vance: They're waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamber.

>> No.16347003

That does look ideal for my vulnerable meat mass...

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>> No.16347029

This. Just make a filet americain sandwich if you want raw, it tastes better.

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>> No.16347148

ONE airplane toilet tier size was sink for such a long kitchen is not enough. Staff won't wash their hands properly because they need to make the walking time correction for everything. Can lead to injuries as well.

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>> No.16347171

>spits sauce in the guest's direction
Can someone give that man a bowl of sorts?

>> No.16347179

What's wrong with that, other than it looks "weird"

>> No.16347180

kek why is this making me laugh that much

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For fuck's sake
I wasn't expecting that

>> No.16347196

was that a steak so tender she cut it up with a fork? or some sort of minced/ground meat??

>> No.16347319

Prove it

>> No.16347326

She's fat.

>> No.16347332

So are Germans from eating all of that scheiße

>> No.16347372

Cliff is right there, honey.

>> No.16347393
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Nerve gas

>> No.16347431

Das it mayne. quickly fry the fuck out of some minute steaks of your choice. Tastes better with bbq sauce though. pls no bully.

>> No.16347453

You can tell it's definitely NOT a high proof vodka
The flames gets more blue as the alcohol content rises until eventually disappearing
80% vodka makes for a perfectly blue flame and you try to light up 96% alcohol then it's an invisible flame
In the video is a very bad flame with a lot of orange meaning it's most likely a 40% "vodka", that is it's 40% ethanol, some 50% or so water and I'd guess the rest is sugar or flavouring. Whether can be branded as vodka or not depend on local jurisdiction, but EU allows it at least.

>> No.16347497

>5 month aged ribeye
>fried in butter
why bother

>> No.16347508

holy shit

>> No.16347519

Hamburgers came from the Hamburg steak which used to be served raw. If anything, a rare hamburger is going back to its roots.

Thanks Wikipedia!

>> No.16347546

>Gender reassignment surgery

>> No.16348226


This is literally from germany you dense fucks

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I didnt know I can get so mad at food I dont like it

>> No.16348391

If it's the same retard that keeps posting it, they'll claim that they're speaking English and are American

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>> No.16348500

Then get glass tupperware

>> No.16348573

smack barn pea wet

>> No.16348837

Do americans really?

>> No.16349112

you like eggs

>> No.16349140

i dont know why people fantasize about swimming in food, its just gonna get gross fast

>> No.16349172

>That'll be $30 sir plus tip

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>bun is soaked and soggy

>> No.16349219

its tartare, its raw ground beef

>> No.16349370

maybe all the juices come out?

>> No.16349372

i don't care, it's worse

>> No.16349516

Even as a self-proclaimed foodie, this disgusts me.

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>> No.16349565


>tfw did 4 years in lockup

we did this with honey buns, cookies, zebra cakes etc

in california we called them dopefiends though since the heroin addicts always wanted something sweet

>is birthday
>wake up
>chocolate cake shaped into a car for the guy with a grand theft auto

shit almost went off that day


>> No.16349634

you have to heat the vodka first but it'll burn

>> No.16349809

>that chopping technique
>that wok hei
Just about creamed myself dude

>> No.16349905

Probably something disgusting, like smegma.

>> No.16349948

Hi bots, how are you doing today?

>> No.16349950

kinda bad dude
I feel powerless to change my bad habits
living with any kind of purpose seems like a constant struggle against inertia

>> No.16349951

these people need to be locked up and looked at

>> No.16349953

Food production tech is really incredible.
Like this fucking psychopathic uncraber.

>> No.16349968

He basically made super fast clotted cream with that method didn't he?

>> No.16349973

Nice to see they managed to find access to the fires of hell over there.

>> No.16349994

that's a normal wok burner dude

>> No.16350288

Based Ruru

>> No.16350329

is that a coldstone?

>> No.16350333
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Man, I haven't thought or heard of snapdragon in at least 20 years.
That really takes me back.

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All that effort to make big slices and then it ends up like that anyway. What a disappointment.

>> No.16350350

I wish that were my sausage

>> No.16350355

Do people seriously eat something like this or just take pictures of it and whatnot?

>> No.16350366

I bet there's traces of shit on his hands

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>> No.16350390

Water with flour, mmmmm

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>> No.16350406

I know a guy who OD'd on energy drinks because he had to study all night for an exam

>> No.16350409

Food addiction is an actual serious issue and basically everybody in 1st world countries has it.

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>> No.16351108

God americans are so fucking gross

>> No.16351128

how come the plate doesnt melt

>> No.16351152

Look up humility anon because you really should get some.

>> No.16351155
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the King!

>> No.16351156

It's dry yeast, like what's used to make all of your baking good and fermented beverages.

>> No.16351157

He explained like a fucking retard even.

>> No.16351161

What is that he's pouring on? Coconut cream?

>> No.16351232

Back when he was based

>> No.16351264

Sausage gravy.

>> No.16351292

Oh good god I didn't even know you could buy cans of it.

>> No.16351318

Home of the brave.

>> No.16351557
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>BATHING?....in BEER????

>> No.16351631
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"Yah I don't know about all that shit but I swim in the beer"


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Treat em mean, keep em keen

>> No.16351897
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>> No.16352010

Looks extremely homosexual

>> No.16352046
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>> No.16352066

>Gender Reveal
i swear americans make upvthe stupidest shit

>> No.16352074
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There are a worrying number of fires started by Americans using fireworks in gender reveal parties and fucking up

>> No.16352080

You are absolutely obsessed with trivial nonsense

>> No.16352092

why not just make the 4 sandwiches
this is fucking stupid

>> No.16352096

Imagine growing fatherless, wondering why, and then finding out that he got killed by an explosive he was making for your gender reveal.

When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.

>> No.16352101

Rural Africa cuisine explained

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>> No.16352126

I did this in Budapest. It was like 50 euros per person, the tub fit just two people and the water was lukewarm. At least there was a tap next to it where you could refill your beer but it was definitely not worth the money.

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>> No.16352225

Had the tartare at that place : great stuff

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>> No.16352339

>not layered
>not diamonds
>the syrup probably doesn't penetrate well because
if you are already buying the dough then its not that much work to just do it right.

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>> No.16352411

I'm surprised it even holds together since filo is so delicate. also why bother doing this if you're not going to use pistachio or macadamia

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>> No.16352439

She didn't keep it inside long enough to warm it. I won't eat that shit.

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>> No.16352473

Fucking boomers I swear to god... Why would you even think about doing this knowing all the fucking carcinogen and crap in tar AND MOST OF THESE ARE VOLATILE FUCKING COMPOUNDS SO YOUR FUCKING PAPER LAYERS DON'T DO SHIT WTF!!!!

>> No.16352486

I think I would unironically enjoy this desu. I'm used to eating plain rice cakes with roasted soybean powder

>> No.16352499

I'm going to steal this webm and post it in the next thread with the words: "Hey guys, do you think my gf is a QT?" and try to fish for a lot of (you)s. What do you guys think?

>> No.16352567

Focken luv the Chinese knoives. They're so sharp and super comfortable

>> No.16352600

that filo looks a lot more like paper than the stuff I made I wouldn't be surprised if they went through multiple boxes of failed ones before they got enough that rolled up well, and for the nut choice it seems to me that here in the US walnuts are whats used for it, its what I see in store bought ones and its what my father said to use when I made one for him, never seen them done with pistachio or macadamia in stores, though I don't really go to proper bakeries though since I do specialty baked goods here and generally just buy or I am given a lot of other breads.

>> No.16352802

Alright should i sit here making brand new webms for this thread and the next thread, or play video games?

>> No.16352850

video games, even if you make new webms we are still gonna get the same spam of older webms while yours are lost in the abyss.

>> No.16352941

Probably on every surface and in the air and after in their tummies.

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>> No.16353306

Please, agent 007, tell me if this is real.

>> No.16353629

>pavlova but shitty

>> No.16353876

Fucking gross

>> No.16353947

She shouldn't wear make up

>> No.16353958

Fair food or at tourist traps, especially if aimed at kids.

>> No.16353965

I think flaming shots are usually done with Bacardi 151.

>> No.16354112

Son, you're a shitty alcoholic if you think that stuff doesn't burn. The measurement of "proof" that most hard liquor uses is derived from old practices of lighting booze on fire to "prove" that it was high-octane. There are many types of alcohol that burn at room temperature, but obviously, heating them up a bit would help reach their flashpoint.

Don't pretend that drinking your Mike's Hard Lemonade too frequently makes you an expert at anything. Any amateur chemist can tell you just how flammable ethyl alcohol is.

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>> No.16354151

Haven't worked in actual food business much, have you?

>> No.16354520

damn brother its sad your retarded

>> No.16354564

>place your hot pan in ice water
yeah no thanks im not warping my cookware for a cake

>> No.16354585

not at room temperature, from what ive experienced. flambe-ing in a pan is different though the alcohol can vaporise and mix with oxygen for easier lighting and a more visible flame

>> No.16354596

Ahhhhh what the fuck
Who applies mayo/mustard/ any spread to the fucking lettuce rather than the top piece of bread

>> No.16354607

2 flips per side to get that lattice pattern in the grill marks, but i think they flipped it more than that

>> No.16354614

this is how a significant number of relationships operate, the way she sadly puts her head on his shoulder so he wont discard her is just fucking sad

>> No.16354796

But 40% won't ignite at room temperature.

>> No.16354807

Literally me

>> No.16354810

>the latest trend being used as a wedge to gain more power in the eternal civil march rights is trivial nonsense
Okay bro

>> No.16354848

Go fuck yourself

>> No.16354861

Anyone actually try one of these before they went out of business?

>> No.16355248
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A challenger appears.

>> No.16356278

Enchiladas are Mexican caneloni?

>> No.16356703

how about they fucking zoom out so I can see the whole thing

>> No.16356743

why is she naked?

>> No.16356758

>not seasoning your veggies

>> No.16356761
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>> No.16356831

0/10, not homoerotic enough.

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>> No.16356857

can I pay extra to get this service upon request?

>> No.16356861

Now we're talking.

>> No.16356897
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>its tartare, its raw ground beef

>> No.16356901
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Beef sushi

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>> No.16356971

she's too famous for that i think, but give it a try.
she's accomplished more than a lot of people on 4chan and reddit combined, interestingly

>> No.16357184

I tried the peanut butter one and I never get bites.

>> No.16357224

I thought it was called a brick. Or is that savory only?

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>> No.16357252

that actually looks great

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>> No.16357280

this is sexual content and no one can tell me otherwise

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>> No.16357300

holy fuck im cummi-
>dips it in milk

>> No.16357342
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What do you have against milk?

>> No.16357529

They used jet fuel.

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>> No.16357562

>Bacardi 151
They stopped making that years ago.

>> No.16357568

Could you imagine her ________ _____?

>> No.16357576

The chinese got a lot of hells.

>> No.16357616

He means Sambuca

>> No.16357682

Exactly my thoughts. Pan lube was kind of funny, but the rest just got unfunnier as the video went on. Trying way too hard.

>> No.16357701

tide pods are betta

>> No.16357703

you clearly don't get it.
that's like having a hot little thing or two, getting naked slowly, looking mildly sexually frustrated, then as soon as she gets naked, a train of guys marches in.

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>> No.16357724

more like:
>holy fuck im cummi-
>overcooks it to dry smithereens
what even is the point of making them yourself if you are going to cook it to the same dry consistency as the shelf stable stuff?

>> No.16357730

but where are the cookies?

>> No.16357731

how did they get the cat to dance like that and how did the cat get into the egg fort ?

>> No.16357758

>sugar: 2 cups
>is a bowl
>water: 1 cup
>is a jug
is this an american thing, or is that just a midget?

>> No.16357779

did he die

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>> No.16357810

dead yeast.
active yeast can cause problems, make food go bad, make you fart a lot, etc. but as webm shows, is nutritious, and has the taste vegans don't normally get.
so, kill the yeast, eat the carcass.

>> No.16357850

>positions herself perfectly for the camera
what porno is this from?
surprised there aren't more of grills offering this service

>> No.16357865

>the yellow isn't just beer

buddy, 50/person is dirt cheap, unless you had to pay extra for the tap on the side, and even then, that's one crate.

>> No.16357874

crate being about 15 litres of beer in total.

>> No.16357902

only works on vulnerable narcissists, but granted, lots of women are vulnerable narcissists.

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>> No.16357940

i'm hard now
also, fuck you for culturally appropriating shit and calling it "american".

>> No.16357974

burned butter is still tastier than oil though

>> No.16357981

Huh I'd never seen the second part. I'd forgotten what went into it the first time and thought it was sausages, mash and gravy until I remembered the brown was chocolate and the white was cheese

>> No.16358010

There is absolutely no benefit to this beyond not buying like, three different utensils, and only has the downsides of being absolutely fucking disgusting, making it so noone will want to eat anything you make, and breaking down half the ingredients you use into sugar due to your spit enzymes, as well as having to taste everything individually. Oh, and you have to do stupid shit like have chew entire cloves of garlic rather than just cut them with a fucking knife like humanity has done since before homo Sapiens fucking existed

What the fuck is wrong with women. Why are they so desperate to be different they'll do absolutely retarded shit just for attention

>> No.16358017

you missed the fact he didn't use soap either after washing hands.
i think this is the owner trying to show staff they can still wash hands, probably after getting a low enough food hygiene rating

>> No.16358038

it tastes great.

>> No.16358114

if it were perfect she could be putting her butt in the air

>> No.16358122

imagine this, right,
you need to make food videos, it's your jub.
but, you're runnung out of ideas. you can't cook for shit.
i mean, you've made mac&cheese 5 times with slightly different pasta and cheese types already, fur fucks sake. can't go in for the 6th time, your audience, as retarded as they might be, could actually notice this shit.
wala, the 4-in-1 sammich.
still far from the worst recipe though, still a sandwich.

>> No.16358152

i can tell what type of muslims your country has

>> No.16358196

made with love, by kay

>> No.16358230

you have to pay extra for that, her channel ain't free. she's a hard working professional.

>> No.16358435

>Kay finally bakes a pan of her own excrement

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>> No.16358676

I would eat one of those to see what's it's like, sure.

>> No.16358726

I've been to Instagram events and so much food is just thrown out after the photos taken

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>> No.16359492

Wouldn't they get yeast infections or something?

>> No.16359794

kinda, yea

>> No.16359909

He takes the money and then mixes that food, then it's put in newspaper. I'm surprised most aren't dying off from food borne illnesses.

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