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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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16331519 No.16331519[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So you catch yourself a little cute frog named Apu. You decide you will cook him and eat him. You decided you will be sharing half of him with your lovely girlfriend, because you'd like to impress her with your exotic cuisine skills.
How do you cook Apu? What do you serve him with?

>> No.16333118
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>>16331519
delete this

>> No.16333127
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First you must wash apu in warm water

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>>16331519
caught a cute little frog. now what.

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>>16331519
>Chop in half at the waist
>Throw away upper body, it's useless, not enough meat
>Skin the legs
>Generous pinch of salt
>Kek, dead, dismembered faggot legs are dancing
>Dusting of flour
>Heavily seasoned light batter plunge
>Deep fry at 350 until golden brown and floating
>Tell that cunt to make her own, if she eats one leg you'll both still be hungry, you did the work you get to eat.

>> No.16333342

Why are these threads allowed but wojaks aren't?

>> No.16333347

>>16333342
because frogs are cute and soy boys aren't

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>>16333139
brother..

>> No.16333361

>mostly right except for line 2.
>cut around the neck and peel like skinning a cat fish
>cut off the feet
>gut it
then proceed with the other steps.

>> No.16333368

I'd cram him up my ass and cook him sous vide style

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>>16331519
leave apu alone you monster

>> No.16333429

>>16331519
I'd grill apu's legerinos

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AAAAAAAAA NO DONT

>> No.16333565

sage fucking stupid /pol/ threads

>> No.16333623

>>16333555
OH SHID- those trips-dubs
Let this one live

>> No.16333661

I would never cook my fren.

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>>16331519
mmm frens...

>> No.16333810

I recognize objectively how incredibly stupid and cringe this thread is; however, I'm ashamed to admit that I DO find apu very cute and funny and I like to look at pictures of him

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Frogs and their meme magic

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>>16331519
delet