/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16324236]

Step aside, only the best grocery store in existence coming through
>clean
>bogo deals
>chicky tendie subs
>milfs
>deli

[Anonymous No.16324259]

>>16324236
it's just a carbon copy of every other grocery store, anon.

[Anonymous No.16324272]

it's unlike any other grocery store, anon.

[Anonymous No.16324284]

>no self checkout because muh customer service
>employees all talk to you because muh customer service
Publix is the Chick-fil-A of grocery stores and not for autists who want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.16324327]

>>16324236
They’re building one at the base of Lookout Mountain, GA. What should I get?

[Anonymous No.16324371]

Wegmans laughs upon this thread

[Anonymous No.16324375]

>>16324371
South Jersey fag here and have to say, at least when it comes to the one in Mount Laurel, the produce is always god awful and I've seen mold on the fresh fish multiple times. My bro got really sick after eating their sushi, too. I stick to Costco.

[Anonymous No.16324386]

>>16324375
that's because joyzee is not wegmans home territory.
wegmans is upstate ny and pa.
you garden state guys probably get our unwanted leftovers

[Anonymous No.16324401]

I come here because I don't like poor people
this is hypocritical, because I am poor

[Anonymous No.16324424]

>>16324236
ive never been there before. what’s it like?

[Anonymous No.16324457]

>>16324375
who buys sushi at a grocery store? the wegs in ocean township is great.

costco is great for everything they sell, but they don't sell a ton of food i want to buy, and their meat prices typically suck. restaurant depot is the best for meat.

[Anonymous No.16324499]

>>16324284
they have self checkout at my location

[Anonymous No.16324536]

I feel sorry for those who dont a Kroger. Only store that even comes remotely close is Harris Teeter.

[Anonymous No.16324761]

Love me some fried chicken from Publix

[Anonymous No.16324783]

>>16324375
>Jersey
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.16324788]

Sorry America, Germany wins this war

[Anonymous No.16324810]

>>16324536
Harris Teeter are always cesspools

[Anonymous No.16324909]

>>16324236
>clean
Publix bathrooms have more shit and piss on the floors than the entirety of Florida’s sewage system.

[Anonymous No.16324967]

>>16324236
Heavy on the milf please

[Anonymous No.16324982]

i love that no anon has posted about HEB because we know it's superior to all others. we don't need to post it because if you go to an HEB then you know the truth.

[Anonymous No.16325000]

>>16324236
HEB

[Anonymous No.16325020]

>>16324457
Shop Rite actually has pretty good sushi

[Anonymous No.16325397]

>>16325000
Yeah I do love Publix, but HEB is in a higher tier.

[Anonymous No.16325488]

>go to publix
>line for subs is insane
>every single one is some schlubby family ordering 3 subs
>"we'll be with you all shortly!"
>right next to the deli so the lines intersect with old people buying "a quarter pound of salami, a tenth of a pound of swiss, 3/34ths of a pound of tavern ham..."

The popularity of publix subs RUINED the publix sub. Every dumbass idiot flocks there for the subs now and getting one feels like trying to get a reservation at dorsia. Even worse when the chicken tendie subs are one sale and every out of state FAGGOT or local yokel gets one and they run out of chicken in an hour.
Better to just go to the bakery, buy some bread and then hit up the deli yourself. Save money and you don't have to deal with the stoner making the subs going "huh? what? did you say onions? uhhhhh" making your sub at the speed of slow because he goes on break in 5 minutes and wants to drag his feet

[Anonymous No.16325522]

>>16325488
Filthy hipster! Go drink your gin prohibition drinks!

[Anonymous No.16325525]

>>16325488
>He doesn't order the sub online before going to the store and unironically waits in line.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16325533]

>>16324236
>Whole Foods blocks your path
Nothing personal, kid.

[Anonymous No.16325543]

>>16325525
you still have to wait for your sub even if you order on the app if they got a line dumbass

[Anonymous No.16325545]

>>16325522
I was born in Florida. There should be a chip implanted in out of state people that stops their heart from beating if they set foot in a publix.
This is my grocery store not yours. You don't belong in my state.

[Anonymous No.16325569]

>>16324424
a little context, publix purposely hires disabled people, be it mentally or physically, to be the bag boys. you'd think it would be off-putting or awkward but it's actually a nice little sprinkling of humanity before you leave the store. they feel good that they're contributing to society and that feels good.
oh and I don't know what it's like, sorry.

[Anonymous No.16325588]

>>16324236
HEB mogs any other grocery store

[Anonymous No.16325609]

>>16324536
I do a kroger and it's completely unremarkable, not even close to publix.

[Anonymous No.16325705]

>>16325545
Imagine thinking people want to go to Florida.

[Anonymous No.16325760]

>>16325705
the thing about florida is that there are hidden gems all along the coast, small communities that tourists wouldn't know about but have all kinds of cool stuff. my hometown is one, it has a freshwater spring that flows a couple miles into the gulf forming a crystal clear river with a bunch of nice homes along its length, along with some cool restaurants/bars, piers and boat ramps, a mini beach, manatees. and the waters on that part of the coast are miles and miles of about 10 ft depth, so there's endless places to snorkel for scallops, spearfish, etc. there's even a waterpark at the spring itself which has changed very little for decades. florida can be very charming you just have to find the right spots.

[Anonymous No.16325824]

>>16325760
spring hill/weekie wachi area?
I used to go to that waterpark when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.16325851]

>>16325760
I was just giving you shit. I love Florida - go there once a year for a month. And I love Publix, but worry not, am not a fan of their subs so I won't be clogging your line.

[Anonymous No.16325914]

>>16325824
yep!
>>16325851
well it does have a pretty bad reputation at least in recent times. but it's different than pretty much any other state, in a good way imo. it's sort of like texas in that regard.

[Anonymous No.16326109]

>publix has a downs syndrome kid at the checkout or maybe he has some other thing wrong with him, he is a retard for sure
>he sometimes writes customers names and what they buy so he can comment on it and be a good worker
>for example if you buy cabbage he will write it down and say next time 'how was your cabbage'
>one time bought condoms and 8 frozen pizzas from the store when he was the guy serving me
>was just because I was topping up frozen pizzas, the condoms were for my brother and his girlfriend to fuck
>told him as a joke that I use the condoms to wrap the frozen pizza so they fit better in the freezer
>now every time I go he asks 'were the condoms big enough for the pizza'
>says it loud as fuck
>pretty small town and there are rumours that I fuck pizza and am a sexual degenerate

[Anonymous No.16326150]

>>16326109
Yeah, publix like hiring disabled people and putting them front and center to show how charitable they are.

[Anonymous No.16326152]

>>16324259
shut your mouth you filthy whore

[Anonymous No.16326156]

stand the fuck down floridian retard

[Anonymous No.16326202]

No, I think I’ll continue shopping at Aldi’s. They’re so shitty whenever I go to a real grocery store it feels like a gourmet grocer. Literally like 65% of the produce on the shelves is rotten at my Aldi’s but i don’t care all the employees are hot and the shit is cheap.

[Anonymous No.16326251]

>>16326156
BASED

[Anonymous No.16326784]

>>16325760
>>16325824
>>16325851
>>16325914
i moved to boca raton last yeah and i hate it. it's soulless and sterile and ive found nothing to do except go to the same overcrowded beach. i hate living here and want to go back north

is there any salvation to this place?

[Anonymous No.16326828]

>>16326784
find a better beach, find a good spot to fish, find some waterfront bars that aren't tourist traps. I've never been to boca but these are just the things I miss about florida. water related activities are your best bet so if you're not too excited about that sort of thing you probably should move. but give it a real chance by finding better spots that aren't crowded because nothing brings down a beach like a crowd (unless you know them of course).

[Anonymous No.16326932]

>>16326828
anything worth doing without knowing people around here? i have no network in FL

[Anonymous No.16327005]

>>16324810
HT deli always fucking smells terrible.

[Anonymous No.16327039]

>>16324788
Obviously you've never been in a Croatian Konzum

[Anonymous No.16327078]

publix is pretty great. they always have ingredients i can't find anywhere else like sport peppers and pimentos.

[Anonymous No.16327134]

>>16326932
You should get into scuba diving or something involving the water. I had a good time in the poker rooms at the casinos. Your gun laws are some of the best in the nation - maybe get involved in some type of shooting or gun ownership, etc.

I hang out in bars in the tourist areas and just chit chat - found it easy to meet people.

[Anonymous No.16327150]

>>16326156
>H·E·B!
Didn't he run for president in 2016?

[Anonymous No.16327380]

>>16325020
Das rite!

[Anonymous No.16327412]

>>16326932
find a solitary spot on the water, bring a bottle of rum and a big doink, and a bluetooth speaker. maybe a fishing pole.

[Anonymous No.16327483]

>>16325569
>before you leave the store
it's ok anon, we're all friends here

[Anonymous No.16327491]

>>16326109
kek if true

[Anonymous No.16327523]

I trust this nigga more than the scale I have at at home

[Anonymous No.16327573]

>>16324909
This is how I know you've never been in one. Exposed.

[Anonymous No.16327613]

>>16326156
You're god damn right

[Anonymous No.16327634]

>>16324236
Trader Joe's

[Anonymous No.16328516]

>>16327523
why was it so important to stand on as a kid