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Food gore thread

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sorry for posting actual gore

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>> No.16321721

I want to unsee

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>> No.16321826

shouldve taken a picture but for some reason i decided marinating mangos to put in salad would be a good idea. put too much redwine vinegar and ended up with a gross mango vinegar mush

>> No.16321829

happy pride month!

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>> No.16321842

These all look pretty good.

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>> No.16321868

Congrats you are now a real male!

>> No.16321882

>put too much redwine vinegar
You should've used apple cider vinegar.

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>> No.16321939

Epic Meal Time ruined a generation

>> No.16321951

That looks delicious

>> No.16321961

Can someone post the mexican street food sloppa cringe vids? With all the sauces and powdered cheese and chips and lime juice

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I remember the goreway pic was sent to me because I'm iffy on blue beef. If memory serves, it was pre-seared as a full loin to set a base for some gravy, and the gross vomit at the base of it is the mirepoix strained out of the gravy base. Homie sent me the end result to try to get me to come over and have beers.

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>> No.16322004

>cheese still a solid rock

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>> No.16322077

I believe this retard tried to say this is velveeta ketchup and fettuccine noodles in his autistic faggotbabble.

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just needs better lighting.

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>> No.16322360

don't have the video atm but Chefclub's whole turkey stuffed with a giant brick of cheddar and hot cheeto dust is quite something.

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>> No.16322450

Somehow kinda hot. Get the feeling you can take a thorough pounding.

>> No.16322693

I miss turkey twizzlers so much lads

>> No.16322707

a simpler time

>> No.16322881

I'm black. What are these?

>> No.16322921

is this the joke about how blacks cant make meat balls or are you serious? if so they are Meatballs in Sauce

>> No.16322929

Is this the contents of a chicken pot pie gouged into a skillet

>> No.16322949

Someone post the Minnesota BBQ pic

>> No.16322954

This. KEK.

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>> No.16322982

beef seemed overcooked but overall it's just a tub of animal fries

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>> No.16323027

This isn't even that bad, it's just a stuffed cheeseburger essentially. Only problem is that there's too much cheese

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I can kinda cook.

>> No.16323356

diabetic ameritmutt hands with blackened finger tips wrote this message

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>hating on based spam and limas

>> No.16323483

absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.16323493

that looks great, anon

>> No.16323581

stussy (steak pussy)

>> No.16323683

I never really got what was wrong with this one

>> No.16323692

That's some military grade sloppa, though I can tell this person is a lot fatter than they're trying to look

Also I hate chinese food where the curry they make is 99% huge chunks of onion. What the fuck is the point of buying a "chicken" curry if it's mostly onion?

>> No.16323720

You need to speak to the man in a language he knows
These are smothered meatballs

>> No.16323721

Why would you ever order curry from a Chinese restaurant of all places. Or rather what Chinese restaurant even has curry on its menu?

>> No.16323875

how to clog your arteries AND toilet with just ONE meal!

>> No.16323921

maybe the two different types of sea bug mixed in with the real food

>> No.16323971

prolapsed angus

>> No.16323987

>I only use salt and pepper
>lamb stuffed with garlic

>> No.16323991

Are those dinosaurs fucking?

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>> No.16324119

kek based

>> No.16324134

People who waste food for views on social media will be some of the first against the wall.

>> No.16324167

boxing up that specific combination together causes mustard gas

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>> No.16324277

Looks too spicy!

>> No.16324293

would eat

>> No.16324296

This would have been salvageable.

>> No.16324298

>boasts about being a great cook
>overcooks a leg of lamb

>> No.16324303

Is this goulash using meatballs? Regardless, I would happily eat this.

>> No.16324307

What did the real thing actually look like?

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>> No.16324400

what's wrong with goulash?

>> No.16324440

Even an amateur knows you only freeze before frying. Fucking idiot..

>> No.16324474

Thats not gore, its just sad.
Whats the problem here? Looks great.
i think this tastes better than it looks. Not a bad choice of ingredients, just loks too grey.
proper lighting makes a ton of difference.
Looks fine anon.
Whats wrong with this?

>> No.16324493

Seems like someone can't even handle pepper

>> No.16324510

You can tell by his arm that he's about 12 years old.

>> No.16324539

Might be an overworked staffer from one of those russian youtube video factories.

>> No.16324567

I see this fucking restaurant praised so hard here. THIS is what they fucking serve?

>> No.16324689

Temper your expectations for fast food next time, fool

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>he fell for the pagpag propaganda

>> No.16325728

I'm 30 and have bologna in my fridge all the time with bread for some quick easy nostalgia

>> No.16325790

im gonna try something like this but not be a retard about it

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Everything is wrong with it.

>> No.16325923

Here's some gore

>> No.16326019

>when the guy died of limas

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>> No.16326651

Yes. Also thier chicken sucks ass too. Avoid at all costs.

>> No.16326676

It's worse than you think. Filipino spaghetti is sickly sweet.

>> No.16327183

literally nothing wrong with this, how is it gore?

>> No.16327190

all chinese have curry in bongland

>> No.16327376

The spaghetti is school lunch tier but their chicken is good.

>> No.16327447

He made a meal of it. He staged that picture with spent gravy mirepoix (and I think he shopped it to be more red than it is) just to try to gross me out.

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>> No.16327480

The majority of these posts aren't even remotely bad.
There is a joke here that I'm not getting.

>> No.16327764

A jew being a complete degenerate. I can't believe it.

>> No.16328469

I don't see anything wrong except the cheap takeout tray and that there's a lot of food there.

>> No.16328495

Hong Kong style curry is the best curry in the world.

>> No.16329887

>spreading oil with a paper towel instead of just picking up the pan and swooshing it around
What the fucl

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>> No.16330037

>peanut butter
Okay, could be good...
>chocolate spread
Wait no that's too sweet

>> No.16330499

Jollybee, the land of candy spaghetti and shitkin

>> No.16330520

>No hard sear before bake
>No herbs
>No yogurt marinade

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>tartar sauce

>> No.16332171

Seems like a good recipe, just a retarded way to serve it.

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Hey that's my dinner! It's tasty, I think you're jealous

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>> No.16332897

It was an april fools ad. Was never real

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>> No.16332944

It could be culinary art for all I care, I'm just fucking sick of every single goddamn recipe video being done with this static-top-down-camera-angle-with-everything-sped-up editing

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aren't like over 9000 of these food/life hack videos just spit out of some influencer content studio farm in russia?

>> No.16333597

>season to taste
>raw meat

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its daddy time.

>> No.16333641

SE Asia. That Australian food critic on YouRube did a piece or two about content mills like "So Yummy" and "Tastee" or whatever the fuck they're named. Total clickbait shit.

>> No.16333644

Can you link his video or article or whatever?

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>> No.16333773

The bellies were the best part of the thread

>> No.16333824

>oil, nice and cold

>> No.16333939

Forbidden flesh light

>> No.16333962

I’d eat this.

>> No.16334054

This is the sandwich George Floyd exceled at making?

>> No.16334401

>cuts out shape in the middle instead of at the edge

>> No.16334490

It's a thing in England, It's got a thinner sauce than most indian curries and goes well on egg fried rice. You can also buy curry sauce and apply that to other things like chicken fried rice, which having temporarily worked in a chinese takeaway as the person that speaks english, was the most popular combination.

>> No.16334497

Whoever made this either needs to invest in a bigger pan, or just cook his meat for slightly longer than two minutes

>> No.16334499

All food is gore if it involves the meat of innocent animals.

>> No.16334501

Does Kay's good cooking genuinely have some kind of mental problem? She fucks everything up horribly but I can't tell if she's doing it on purpose or is just retarded

>> No.16334504


I hope the animals eat you someday.

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>look at food "gore"
>still hungry

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>> No.16334574

Anything with the following:
>cheese, olives, meat, onions, tomatoes, potatoes, sugar, cornflour
Isn't real food. This "food gore" thread is a failure because no one has posted food yet, just barely edible sloppa.

>> No.16334578

looks like meatballs in a stroganoff-style sauce.

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this 0/10 sandwich becomes an immediate 8/10 once you fry it grilled cheese style

>> No.16334621

are jambons good? see them in iceland all the time and never get around to actually trying them

>> No.16334627

thanks for reminding me to pick up peppers later

>> No.16334687

I feel like it's gotta be intentional since they're fucking on both plates

>> No.16334692

ngl that actually does look pretty fucking good

>> No.16334805

You will never be a real steak

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>> No.16334981

looks like a fruit rollup

>> No.16334990

ITT: American children suddenly discover the wonder of a ham and cheese

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>> No.16335085

I don't see anything wrong here, besides the consumption of a pizza slice using cuttleries which is pretty retarted in my opinion

>> No.16335267

A lot of these are just bad presentation, when I think food gore I think retarded combinations or bad preparation. Just cheap ingredients also don't count imo

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mine's better

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>> No.16336153

Is it true she made these videos and pretend to be retarded with cooking to keep her benefits?

>> No.16336337

I was a party once and there was a jolibee around the corner. A couple of us were hungry and we'd never tried jolibee so we figured, hell let's go.
Every orders a bunch of different shit, it's all pretty goofy so I just order some fries.
Literally every other person that ate there got sick half an hour later. One guy puked, and the others had bad stomach aches. One dude just went home.
I don't know if the place we went to was absolute shit or the franchise it self is.
Oh and there was no line to order. There were just a handful of people behind the counter standing around taking orders from a handful of different parties shouting orders over each other. It was like a fucking bazaar. Fuck jolibee

>> No.16336362

You could have had 2 ice pop cheese pieces out of that slab of cheese.

>> No.16336533

>there's a lot of food there
I didn't know they had internet access in Zimbabwe.

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un perfecto

>> No.16336582

>super fancy grill
>absolute shit food

This is someone with more money than sense.

>> No.16337545

They have returned lad.

>> No.16337599

you that angry american?

>> No.16337679

I had to eat a lot of bologna as a kid. I'm never gonna touch that nasty shit again.

>> No.16337832

only good reply

>> No.16337839

tf is that ratio? it has to be 2:1 bologna to cheese

>> No.16337873

that would be really good if eaten right away and really shitty if not

>> No.16338604

Ok anon, sorry I had to sort through all my fucking nerdy watching history to find this little gem. Thanks for your patience. Channel is "How to Cook That" and the link to her debunking video is:


I thought it was pretty damn well researched and then I watched a some more good videos on her channel. She cooks meme recipes to show that they're mostly shit and then has her husband try them for laughs. Funnier than papercuts777's old vids, may his channel rest in peace.

>> No.16338696

Literally the epitome of White American cuisine.

>> No.16338791

>that's the joke.mp4

>> No.16338915

Is that YOUR tartar sauce anon?

>> No.16339012

I ate this shit yesterday nigga. got me some sera lee, some pepperjack, and some blackforest ham, some whole dill baby Best Maid's and some cheetos.

>> No.16339016

That looks fucking delicious though?

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Here is some Gore.

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*President* Gore grilling some meat.

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>> No.16339131

This is the scene right before he asks permission to go to the bathroom and then goes and gets the gun from behind the toilet.

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>> No.16339139

>reverse sear

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My ice cream Gore is better.

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Here's some falafel Gore.

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Here is some Breakfast Gore.

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breakfast Gore, meet lunch Gore

>> No.16339467

>serving mac n cheese to anyone over the age of 7

>> No.16339488

I don't know what a chocolate patty is, but if it were a brownie? Also, that vanilla frosting should be fluff.

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Dino nuggies!

>> No.16339981

>all that moisture on the plate
working as a chef has really fucked me up. i am at a point where a dirty plate border makes me rage and eating a meal from a plate thats messed up by nasty excess food liquids makes me replate my food just to not have that water shit anywhere near me. this plate is a breathing nightmare as the food looks delicious and enjoyable but that soup beneath the food looks horrendous

>> No.16340016

There's literally no falafel visible in that picture

Do Americans think any sort of south eastern med cuisine is falafel?

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>Hey that's my dinner!

>> No.16340263

> This one is too skinny! I'd be better off chewing a bone.
> It's almost like they're malnourished.
> Hmm...

>> No.16340352

this gif is longer wheres the bit where he fills it with chip n' shit

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>> No.16342953

Yes. Just what everyone wants. A leg of steamed lamb

>> No.16343254

Looks pretty good

>> No.16343537

Minn maður

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That looks like a falafel sandwich and im pretty sure anon found the pic on some article saying he bought falafel. Stop being retarded

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>> No.16344776


You dont need knowledge of the french language to know just how drunk you can get "eating" these.
The title is "The crepes (with a lot of alcohol) of Raymond Oliver."

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>american pancakes.webm
>is posting a retarded bong
you must be new here

>> No.16344899

>overcooked lamb with unpeeled onions and garlic
is this nigga retarded?

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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my sides

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>> No.16345070

not the same tho lad

>> No.16345077

ya know the plate is covered in juice by the time the the customer gets it, the only one it looks pretty to is the one on the Pass

>> No.16345083

no animal is innocent, we are all born with sin in our hearts

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>> No.16345611

that sounds okay? the written recipe i mean. the picture is something different.

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>> No.16345688

>Recipe: sounds fine
>Image: not meat and not particularly gross or ugly, just a little bit weird
How is this food gore?

>> No.16345730

Dont call out the americlaps, they begin seethin immediately and will shit out another 3 fast food threads to cope

>> No.16345772

fuck i hate american food so much

>> No.16345781

Forced /ck/ memes. That's what.

>> No.16345992

He's grilling man bear pig

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>muh arteries

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>> No.16346434

That's just a pasta dish

>> No.16346444

what's the deal with retards doing disgusting things like this?

>> No.16346484

Yeah, call your doctor pal. That's not normal.

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Based nistipata poster

>> No.16346860

I like being able to spot a European by how faggy their utensils are.

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>> No.16346893

You ain't never putting no one against any walls. You will die alone and loveless though.

>> No.16347474

Actually looks much better than I expected from a canned burger.

>> No.16347536

Don't know what you watched, but that was a Brit cooking that abomination which was absolutely not American food.

>> No.16347557

id use aluminum foil so the wood is not burnt

>> No.16347901

oh god it's riddled with worms

>> No.16348368

the joe rogan experience

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>> No.16348627

>the garlic does nothing
>the onions are steamed and do nothing


>> No.16349465

dude yes

>> No.16350566

based take, I hate wasting food

>> No.16350786

I see a LOT of autism / retarded behaviours in her vids, not just in the cooking but tiny things you wouldnt notice much

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>is this nigga retarded?

made me kek

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>> No.16352107

Wanting to become internet famous. American women especially love to reward terrible behavior. Nice trips.

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>> No.16352240

This meal is beyond vbased

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My prison ramen

>> No.16352528

lovely coloration.
Is that 4h at 4000 degrees?

>> No.16352608

Where does this recipe originate from, Auschwitz?

>> No.16352669

>ewww pork floss
Fuck off, euro-castrati.

>> No.16352687

how can anyone eat bologna it tastes disgusting and fake

>> No.16352697

shut up I always knew about it... I just, um... never wanted to talk about it before, yeah that's it

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>> No.16352830

Why not just watch rescue rangers and beat off to gadget if you want a boost of nostalgia? You know, like normal people.

>> No.16352842

But beans and pork is delicious

>> No.16352847

Found the jew

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>> No.16352875

Mhmmmm... mystery mush and chopped labia. Yummy.

>> No.16352879

God I wish I could get cheap Chinese takeout over fries in burger land.

>> No.16352888

If you have a question about some american like this, and you're asking yourself "are they retarded?", the answer is always yes.

>> No.16352889

the fat cunt on the right pretends to be shocked by fucking syrup yeah right you stupid lard ass like you aren't guzzling syrup directly from the bottle at midnight alone in the kitchen when you think no one is watching did you really think we wouldn't notice you are a fucking fatass and you could fool us by acting shocked worthless fat fuck

>> No.16352912

You can put me against the wall ;) I'm a hairy 41 year old that weighs 260lbs and is 6'3"
I'm not gay by the way. Just totally degenerate

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I don't even know what it's supposed to be

>> No.16353031

>own toaster oven
>buy Chinese takeout
>buy fries

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>> No.16353123

Do chinese takeout places in america not have "fries" on the menu?

A chicken fried rice mixed with chinese curry sauce on top of "fries" is my go to "I need to eat 2000 calories in one sitting" meal and it's incredible

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>> No.16354208

god i miss the personals so much

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>> No.16354247

I fucking hate flips

>> No.16354336

She's British

>> No.16354344

>black hands
>sandwich that george floyd apparently was the best at making

>> No.16354369

The woman on the right would be so hot if she lost the weight. It's just a shame really, because you can tell she has good bone structure and facial symmetry.

>> No.16355018

Sorry we haven’t been as “culturally enriched” by dune coons as you yuros have

>> No.16355030

>pouring olive oil to cook meats that are already greasy as fuck, especially bacon
This shit will never not piss me off. You don't need to oil the pan to cook fucking bacon. If your bacon is burning on the pan, it's because you're a retard and are cooking it at the top heat. Turn the heat down to about medium low.

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>> No.16355035

"One pan meal" doesn't mean every ingredient needs to be in at the same time

>> No.16355102

nice audi quattro s1

>> No.16355165

what a feast i would love that wtf

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>> No.16355299

imagine the calories

>> No.16355304

Why are Americans so obsessed with bacon?

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>> No.16355365

these are swedish meatballs
very tasty

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OC here

>> No.16355380

I was on board until the peanut butter showed up

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>on a stick

>> No.16355391

whats wrong with spag sticks in meat rolls?

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Hahahahaha goodness me XD

>> No.16355471

Nah 8 hours 250 degree

>> No.16355477

The absolute state of America

>> No.16356155

average /ck/ poster who shits on Gordon

>> No.16356252

Wew lad not bad, how's living and cooking in japan

>> No.16356528

>lamb that looks like it has tonsil stones

>> No.16356577

>stir-fried shit

>> No.16356790

Bananyonaise Sandwich. Nothing weird about that.

>> No.16356798

Not the anon you replied to, but thanks for the link, I've now watched all of the debunking videos wishing there were more. Great videos, I like that she does the recipes /hacks properly instead of just laughing at them

>> No.16356893

Vegan-inspired, no doubt

>> No.16356960

>when the ketsup lines don't align with the outer squares

>> No.16356985

new? that's been a running joke on here for years

>> No.16357034

Holy kek, the fucking face she makes when her kid starts eating it.

>> No.16357040

This was from my omelettealong, it's 'cha not 'chup and tasted great!

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Actually there's a lot of my food from cookalong posted here. I think anons who don't make OC post here to cope about anons who do
Is right before I emptied the skillet into a chicken pot pie. It was really, really good, and the pie came out looking beautiful too.
It's a sausage sub, they all look like that. Also tasted great. Homemade sausage
Same meal as above
Omelette with 'cha. Also very very good.

>> No.16357112

No she wouldn't, she would look like a deflated bag of saggy skin. Once you get fat you can never go back

>> No.16357141

I get where that could be a thing, that's basically an Elvis with beef. The chocolate sauce is too much though

>> No.16357158

I'm a burger and plenty of Chinese restaurants have curry here, it's similar to the other million stir fry dishes just seasoned with curry powder.

>> No.16357408

looks tasty, although the bacon looks dry

>> No.16358163

It was literally foisted upon us by the national pork council in the 00's. They greased palms in the food and entertainment industries to try to convince us that it's the pinnacle of flavor and masculinity. Bacon cookbooks, bacon cookware, bacon-themed clothes, bacon flavored snacks and pet food, I even saw bacon flavored lip balm. The worst part is that it kind of worked and you still see bacon in recipes that don't benefit from it.

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