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>be me
>wake up
>decide to make scrambled eggs
>once they're ready and almost get to eat, dropped them on the floor
>rage
>deep sadness
>decide to try again
>put too much water when mixed them
>eat
>tastes like shit, too watery
>regret
>feel deep guilt and sadness because I wasted 9 eggs and I'm still hungry

>> No.16318548

And you are a frogposter which makes it all the more pathetic.

>> No.16318557

>put too much water
>put water
>water

Fucking what?

>> No.16318560

>>16318544
>>rage
>>deep sadness
boohoo nigga.
>put too much water when mixed them
the fuck are you putting water in scrambled eggs for? are you fucking retarded?

>> No.16318562

>>16318544
>water in scrambled eggs
what?

>> No.16318574

Putting water in scrambled eggs is good for them to not be too thick

>> No.16318575

>>16318544
I made scrambled eggs with a dash of cream and a knob of butter today.
They were delish

>> No.16318579

>>16318574
milk
butter
cream
semen

but water?

>> No.16318581

>>16318579
Yes.

>> No.16318585
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16318585

>>16318544

make them again without the water this time. you got this OP

>> No.16318586

>>16318579
I don't need any other taste than scrambled eggs and salt.

>> No.16318587

>>16318585
I'll drop them again.

>> No.16318588

>>16318579
Milk is 87% water anyway, in such small quantities there is no real difference

>> No.16318592

>>16318587

no you won't. now make some motherfucking eggs OP