/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16317344]

My mom doesn't understand food. She must eat rice and beans every fucking day or else it's not a meal. She only found out that black pepper doesn't make things spicy a few weeks ago and I'm pretty sure she still doesn't really believe it. All her meals are extremely uninspired and unhealthy. I moved out last year and lost 40kg in a year. She insists that meat juices are blood and that even well done meat is "raw" if its slightly off color. She doesn't understand how meat works and while making chicken or turkey she makes a point to come to the kitchen to tell me she wants her chicken well done, not rare, which always makes me wonder if she's doing it on purpose or she's really that stupid. I eat less than half of what she eats and she insists she can't eat less or she'll starve. She only eats bread from one bakery, anything else she'll refuse and claim that it wasn't properly baked since it's not like the one from her local bakery. She shakes every soda can before opening, I have no idea why she does that and honestly I'm too afraid to ask. She claims that it's impossible to tell the difference between coca cola and pepsi. She also seems to be unable to tell the difference between cheap and expensive food. She refuses to use anything that's not soybean oil for cooking, all her food taste horrible because of it, according to her, it tastes no different from butter and oliver oil and it's as healthy as those two.

[Anonymous No.16317353]

Didn't read

[Anonymous No.16317361]

>>16317344
is she autistic???

[Anonymous No.16317367]

>>16317361
Considering that autism seems to be hereditary and that her son is posting on here, that’s not a huge stretch

[Anonymous No.16317374]

>>16317361
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, just look at OP.

[Anonymous No.16317391]

black pepper is kinda spicy tho. is she asian?

[Anonymous No.16317394]

Hey guys just wanted to apologize for this post. My wife's boyfriends dick was blocking my screen and I accidentally thought this was google. I'm sorry everyone. I'm trans BTW.

[Anonymous No.16317396]

Hey guys just wanted to apologize for this post. My wife's boyfriends dick was blocking my screen and I accidentally thought this was tumblr. I'm sorry everyone. I'm trans BTW.

[Anonymous No.16317400]

>>16317344
>oliver oil

[Anonymous No.16317406]

>>16317344
Oh my god! I am so glad you posted this here. why just the other day I was thinking, I wonder if anon's mother has no taste? (how horrible would that be). then today I find that YES it's true someone some where has no taste.

[Anonymous No.16317408]

>>16317396
go back to /pol/ you fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.16317412]

>>16317408

[Anonymous No.16317452]

>>16317412
epic meme buddy. time for bed.

[Anonymous No.16317453]

>>16317406

i was thinking the same thing except I was wondering if OP was a fag. then today i fine YES it's true OP is a fag.

[Anonymous No.16318811]

>>16317344
>always makes me wonder if she's doing it on purpose or she's really that stupid
she's a woman.

[Anonymous No.16318866]

>and that even well done meat is "raw" if its slightly off color
I had a nigress send back well done chicken wings because they had color in them. God damn I was pissed. Fucking things sat in the container covered in sauce for however long and were still crispy. I thought black people knew chicken

[Anonymous No.16318875]

>>16317396
If you're going to make a post like this at least try to make it funny, please

[Anonymous No.16319168]

>>16318875
my thoughts about OP are the same.

[Anonymous No.16319171]

>>16317344
Ok?

[Anonymous No.16319172]

>>16317344
move out you lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.16319178]

>>16317344
Here's my list of foods I won't eat:

Here's the list of foods I won't eat:

Mayonnaise
Tomatoes
Macaroni(got yelled at for this one once because apparently spaghetti's the same thing and I like that one)
plums
fries if the ketchup has been touching it too long
mustard
sweet pickles
mushrooms
lobster(it's too much work)
milk
tabasco
beer
any fish that has bones in it
radishes
soup broth(except for potato soup)
blueberries
relish
beets
chlorine
raisins
sweets(chocolate, candy, etc)
red wine
poutine(just no)
coffee
applesauce
apples that aren't green
chocolate ice cream
Jams & Jellies
any beverage with a straw
quail eggs
chicken wings with any sauce besides hot
olives
black olives

[Anonymous No.16319185]

>>16319178
>chlorine
WTF!?

[Anonymous No.16319188]

>>16319178

[Anonymous No.16319194]

>>16319185

[Anonymous No.16319199]

>>16317361
women can't be autistic.

[Anonymous No.16319203]

>>16319194
I have some bad news for you cubby.
most restaurants contract with produce suppliers that rinse their prepared produce in chlorinated water. so...

[Anonymous No.16319207]

>>16319199
Who is Temple Grandin?

[Anonymous No.16319209]

>>16319203
I meant heavily chlorinated water.

[Anonymous No.16319581]

>>16317344
>She insists that meat juices are blood and that even well done meat is "raw" if its slightly off color
Can I ask what kind of beliefs she had? I've heard this theory before... from my people...

[Anonymous No.16319594]

>>16317344
She sounds based to me.

[Anonymous No.16319612]

>>16317344
>She must eat rice and beans every fucking day or else it's not a meal.
Brazillian detected!
Also, respect your mom!

[Anonymous No.16319628]

>>16319612
>Brazillian detected
More like anybody south of about the us/Mexico boarder.

[Anonymous No.16319733]

>>16317400
Lost it at this

[Anonymous No.16320247]

>>16317344

I can't tell if this is bait. if it is 10/10. well played.

if this isn't bait, I feel very sad for you. my mom is also a fucking retard that doesn't understand anything about anything and food happens to be one of those things.

[Anonymous No.16320336]

>>16319178
>poutine(just no)
you're a fucking liar

[Anonymous No.16320406]

>>16317361
Women can't be autistic.

[Anonymous No.16320557]

>>16320336
Way too many different foodtypes touching for me to eat it. Also it tastes bad.

[Anonymous No.16320578]

>>16317400
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16320584]

>>16318866
>I had a nigress send back well done chicken wings because they had color in them
You should see what happens when you try to serve "them" an even slightly runny egg....

[Anonymous No.16321053]

>>16317344
>She must eat rice and beans every fucking day or else it's not a meal.
Are you from South America?
>She only found out that black pepper doesn't make things spicy a few weeks ago and I'm pretty sure she still doesn't really believe it.
It does if you use good black pepper and freshly grind it.
>She insists that meat juices are blood and that even well done meat is "raw" if its slightly off color. She doesn't understand how meat works and while making chicken or turkey she makes a point to come to the kitchen to tell me she wants her chicken well done, not rare, which always makes me wonder if she's doing it on purpose or she's really that stupid.
Just stupid boomer shit. My mom does the same.
>I eat less than half of what she eats and she insists she can't eat less or she'll starve.
She's fat lol.
>She only eats bread from one bakery, anything else she'll refuse and claim that it wasn't properly baked since it's not like the one from her local bakery
Being retarded over stupid shit is classic boomer behavior.
>She shakes every soda can before opening, I have no idea why she does that and honestly I'm too afraid to ask.
Yeah, that's weird.
>She claims that it's impossible to tell the difference between coca cola and pepsi. She also seems to be unable to tell the difference between cheap and expensive food. She refuses to use anything that's not soybean oil for cooking, all her food taste horrible because of it, according to her, it tastes no different from butter and oliver oil and it's as healthy as those two.
Boomers have bad tastebuds from age.

TL;DR You are a faggot for making a big deal over having an average boomer mom and should promptly kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16322852]

>>16321053
I'm from Brazil.

[Anonymous No.16322891]

>>16317344
> beans evertday
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.16322908]

>>16317344
Black pepper does have spice though, just not an appreciable amount unless you down food in it. And it's not capsaicin, but some other compound.

[Anonymous No.16322919]

>>16319178
>lobster(it's too much work)
Last time I got lobster, I spent the entire time thinking about what a pain in the ass it was for so little meat. Fuck lobster.

[Anonymous No.16322928]

>>16322852
Well yeah, no shit she eats rice and beans all the time if she's Brazilian. Unless she's eating it more than once a day, that's a pretty normal feeling in South America.

[Anonymous No.16323172]

>>16319199

Not true. There used to be an entire land of female autism on Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.16323197]

It sounds like she was never parented properly as a child and was allowed to keep all her bad food habits until adulthood. It's up to you anon to break the cycle

[Anonymous No.16323523]

>>16317344
Black pepper does make things spicy. You're either not using enough or using old pre-ground dust.

[Anonymous No.16323674]

>>16319178
here's a list of ones i agree that i won't eat (text in black is alterations to yours):
>Mayonnaise
>Tomatoes
fries if the ketchup has touched it at all.
>sweet pickles
>mushrooms
lobster, because it's shit.
>tabasco
>beer
any fish that has bones in it (seems odd since all fish should be de-boned prior to serving).
yet, i only eat freshwater white fish.
ocean fish tastes gross and any red fish, including salmon, tastes gross.
>relish
>beets
>chlorine
>sweets(chocolate, candy, etc)
poutine. soggy fries are trash.
>any beverage with a straw
>chicken wings with any sauce besides hot
>olives

[Anonymous No.16324600]

>>16319178
You weren't bullied enough as a kid

[Anonymous No.16324632]

>>16317344
>She insists that meat juices are blood
my mom's the same with meat. wont eat anything that isnt well done. but she eat very healthy aside from that

[Anonymous No.16324637]

>>16323523
>Black pepper does make things spicy
if you're white maybe

[Anonymous No.16325970]

>>16324637
Your palate is underdeveloped. It absolutely adds a kick, but it's very subtle.

[Anonymous No.16326104]

>>16319178
holy fuck how the hell did you manage to grow up with those picky eating habits of yours, are you in the spectrum?

[Anonymous No.16326120]

>>16319581
I studied in an Adventist school ever since I entered kindergarten until I graduated from HS, and goddamn, most of the crazy religious ones (or the kids that recently converted) straight up ate shoe leather, or no meat at all. I was also used to it, as those schools are like social bubbles, and I learned to eat things that tasted like something when I was at uni.

[Anonymous No.16326680]

>>16317406
>>16317453
And I was wondering if someone was a whinging cunt and lo and behold they weren't. It's just two more faggots.

I thought we sprayed for these.

[Anonymous No.16326699]

>>16325970
Spicy is not a taste, it's a sensation, retard. It's also an excessive level of spice, not "subtle", dumbass

[Anonymous No.16326722]

>>16317344
Is it possible that she literally has some kind of health or genetic condition that means she doesn't taste food the same as everyone else?

[Anonymous No.16326729]

>>16319207
Not autistic.

[Anonymous No.16326737]

>>16326699
When did I say it was a taste, nigger? Also, the fact that you think that "spicy" means "easily noticeable" just proves that I'm right.

[Anonymous No.16326751]

>>16319581
>>16326120
I thought SDAs were vegetarians

[Anonymous No.16326763]

>>16317344
she just sounds like a control freak. this is very common with women. just drive with one in the passenger seat.

[Anonymous No.16326838]

>>16326751
Some of them are, and those are the craziest (and loudest) ones.

[Anonymous No.16326866]

>>16326838
I like SDAs better than JWs though. They don't come knocking

[Anonymous No.16326869]

>>16326751
It's not an official belief of the church, they follow Leviticus law regarding what you can eat (no pigs, etc). However, there's a woman called Ellen White who is considered by many of them (again, not an official belief of the church...) to be a prophet, who wrote a lot about health stuff and encouraged a bland vegetarian diet.

I grew up in the midwest in cow country and all the SDAs there ate meat. Then moved to Cali, where Ellen White actually did her work (her house is a Historical Site with the local government actually) and pretty much all of them there are vegetarians. So it really depends...

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_G._White

[Anonymous No.16326885]

>>16326120
Ya they have bland food as a kind of belief, a sort of monk-like self denial of hedonism or indulgence... also for health reasons, but there's a clear spiritual aspect to their distaste for things that are pleasing to the senses, even their art and music lacks aesthetic and symbolism. They consider that stuff to be part of the temptations of the material world.

[Anonymous No.16326988]

>>16326869
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.16326992]

>>16317344
Do you happen to be black?

[Anonymous No.16327051]

>>16326992
he's brazilian, so yes

[Anonymous No.16327286]

>>16319628
wrong

[Anonymous No.16327337]

>>16320406
>>16319199
It's not that women can't be autistic, it's that autism actually goes severely undiagnosed in most women who end up having it.

People always seem to think that's just a "curious mystery", until it eventually dawns on them that the reason women/girls go so undiagnosed with autism is because even doctors can't tell the fucking difference between a normal woman and a retard. That is where we are at in society right now. Average modern women are fucking indistinguishable from autistic ones, and guys keep enabling it and thinking it's "cute" as long as they can get their dicks wet.

[Anonymous No.16327551]

>>16327337
Nah, autistic women are noticeable, they just don't get diagnosed because they never need to be diagnosed. Autism is diagnosed because the person is struggling somehow and women literally can't fail in life, so they never struggle.