Happy Fathers Day /ck/!

[Anonymous No.16311312]

What is everyone cooking/eating/doing with their dads today?

>pic sort of unrelated

[Anonymous No.16311319]

>>16311312
I'm not a fat American pig

[Anonymous No.16311323]

>>16311319
>I'm not a fat American pig
So, only fat american pigs have dads?

[Anonymous No.16311374]

>>16311323
Anglo shitter

[Anonymous No.16311400]

made fried plantains and a danish recipe he likes for breakfast. ribeyes for dinner

[Anonymous No.16311407]

>>16311323
only the white ones

[Anonymous No.16311414]

>>16311400
>danish recipe he likes for breakfast.
which one? Danish faggot here

[Anonymous No.16311426]

>>16311312
ribs and potato salad, simple as

[Anonymous No.16311436]

My dad has been dead for a few years now. I am not going to dig him up for this. Sorry to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.16311446]

>>16311436
Sorry to hear that, mate. Hope he recovers fully

[Anonymous No.16311447]

I moved far away from my parents and can't go visit them, sadly. I bought him a nice bottle of vodka and some chocolate the last time they came to visit as his gift for today, and he told me the chocolate was good when he tried it yesterday. I miss him.

[Anonymous No.16311524]

>>16311312
Got heat exhaustion at the baseball game and now that I've had 3 litres of water and a nap I'm not dying, so I'm taking my dad to go get wings at his favorite place and then we're going to a Brazilian steakhouse. I fucking love my dad.

[Anonymous No.16311534]

>>16311524
was he disappointed in you fainting like a fairy at the game?

[Anonymous No.16311595]

discada for father's day
with mashed potatoes and quesadillas

[Anonymous No.16311599]

>>16311595
here

[Anonymous No.16311750]

>>16311414
you'll be insulted then, it's a "danish" pastry. It's really 2 layers of pillsbury dough with cream cheese filling (like pic related but we also add raspberries), and icing on top. It is tasty, and it's not about authenticity today, just what dad prefers

[Anonymous No.16311754]

>>16311312
I'm eating your dads butthole. Picture very related.

[Anonymous No.16311966]

Haven't seen the cunt for 20 years and hopefully never will again

[Anonymous No.16312071]

crepes for breakfast, Totino's pizza stuffers for lunch, london broil for dinner

Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.16312297]

>>16311312
my dad died 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.16312307]

Spent all father's day in my room because I forgot it was even a thing. You've just reminded me now at 8pm. Fuck. My dad's been doing housework all day and even bought me some juice with the groceries as a special treat.

I'm such a shit son.

[Anonymous No.16312317]

fuck you op for that pic.

anyways, I made him waffles for breakfast, burgers for lunch and chicken parmesan and garlic bread for dinner with a meat sauce I make from scratch.

I'm fucking tired m8s. lotta cooking.

[Anonymous No.16312321]

>>16312307
just wish him a happy fathers day and give him a hug. he still loves you dude.

[Anonymous No.16312327]

>>16312307
Jesus fucking Christ anon. leave right now and get him some chocolates and a father's day card. and some beers if he drinks. DO SOMETHING.

[Anonymous No.16312340]

>>16312297
Probably for the best considering you're here posting tonight.

[Anonymous No.16312351]

>>16312340
my wifes dad died in 1981.

[Anonymous No.16312359]

>>16312307
>>16312327
adults dont give a shit about imaginary holidays.

[Anonymous No.16312361]

>>16312351
Death by humiliation. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.16312369]

>>16312361
no aplastic anemia.

[Anonymous No.16312375]

>>16312359
nigger if I ignored my dad on a holiday he'd probably cry. shut up

[Anonymous No.16312950]

I gave up on the facade a while ago, my dad is all the way across the country and I've never met him in person in my life.
He is a man who is my father but he is not my dad.

[Anonymous No.16313476]

>>16312375
Just send an SMS, fathers are male so are fine with simply being acknowledged on key dates.

[Anonymous No.16314312]

>>16311312
Why arent shock sites popular anymore?