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Which beer would you like?

>> No.16307526

>>16307512
Just a cup of water is fine

>> No.16307527

I don't drink.

>> No.16307531

coke zero

>> No.16307535

>>16307512
I am 2 years sober do you have anything not alcoholic?

>> No.16307543

>>16307512
Victory Sour Monkey. Victory has great brews.

>> No.16307558
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>>16307512
>slides into a bar stool.
Lemme get uhhhhhhhh..... bud lite please!

>> No.16307579

prolly get a simple sour to start and the black duck for after

>> No.16309160

>>16307512
Dogfish head 90 is good and solid

>> No.16309177
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16309177

ice water please

>> No.16309211
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16309211

>nearly £6 for a gulp more than half an imperial pint

I'll have a Stella, you fucking poofs

>> No.16309239

>>16307512
I think this place offers beer /and/ weed.

>> No.16309240

>>16307512
Lunch is a great beer.

>> No.16309246

>>16307512
What evers strongest

>> No.16309292

>>16307512
Hmm, normally I'd get a stout but it's super hot out right now and I'd like something lighter. Maybe I'll try the Harpoon Summer

>> No.16309328

>>16307512
I was literally just at this place last weekend. I had a few Bell's Oberon.

>> No.16309808
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16309808

bell's oberon

>> No.16309811

>>16307526
>>16307527
Based

>> No.16309816

>>16309239
Wait, srsly? That's legal in America?

>> No.16309929

can someone shoop a soijack into this picture

>> No.16309935

>>16309929
>lmao we don't have enough wojak pictures on 4chan need more unoriginality! XD Could someone please do this for me as I lack any skills to do it myself XDXD
Letting zoomers onto the internet was a mistake

>> No.16309953

>>16309935
I am actually retarded and dont know how to use a compute so yes please do as i request

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>>16307512

>> No.16310137

>>16309211
Imagine being a low tier wife beating faggot

>> No.16310644

90 minute IPA and then the Sierra Nevada Torpedo of course

>> No.16310668

I will chat with the friendly geezer at the end of the bar and convince him to buy me a Dogfish Head

>> No.16310674

>>16310137
why

>> No.16310675

>>16307543
I'll take the sour monkey as well. I'm looking to get there fast.

>> No.16310741

>>16310668
>convince him to buy me a Dogfish Head
Isn't that soliciting?

>> No.16311055
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>>16307512
Always wanted to try the 90 Minute IPA desu famm

>> No.16311070

>>16307512
What makes something "Nitro"?

Either its nitro or it isnt. What do the quotation marks indicate?

>> No.16311100

>>16307512
Chimay Bleu

I don't drink memes

>> No.16311137

>>16307512
>almost everything an ipa
going elsewhere

>> No.16311149
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>>16307512
>still drinking craft beer in 2021
I'll just have a Coors thanks

>> No.16311185

>uh do you just have like a bottle of budwieser or something?

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16311208

One beer please.

>> No.16311214

>>16307512
ill take the george floyd ale

>> No.16311311

I'd probably start with a Maine Lunch, and then either do a 90 Minute or Sour Monkey. I miss beer on tap.

>> No.16311342

>>16311214
How often do you think about George Floyd a day?

>> No.16311429

>>16307527
Dumbass.

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>>16307512

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>>16311433

>> No.16311500

>>16311433
Amazing levels of cringe

I see liquor. I'll take a shot of well tequila or scotch over any of these beers

>> No.16311503

>>16311433
Is this a navy seals copypasta or are they just such colossal faggots?

>> No.16311508

>>16307558
based bud bro

>> No.16311511

>>16307512
Holy fuck, a $9 beer. Fuck that.

>> No.16311512

>>16311433
Is this arrogant bastard ale? That stuff is trash.

>> No.16311514

>>16311503
It's an "edgy" thing, to try to attract more customers

>> No.16311523

>>16311433
i'd like to pour this on the brewer's head

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>>16307512
>Barcade
>New Jersey
Fuck You

>> No.16311693

rum and coke please :)

>> No.16311716
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>>16307512

>> No.16311720

>>16307512
Gimme a budweiser and a shot of gin

>> No.16311734

>>16311693
Hey gramps

>> No.16311739

>>16307526
>>16307527
>>16307531
peak yuropoor no beers

>> No.16311781

>>16311734
hey kiddo

>> No.16311788

>>16311781
hey pedo

>> No.16311797

>>16307558
Unbelievably based

>> No.16311807

>>16311433
>if we go out of business then that’s OUR BUSINESS
I can smell the soybeans coming from this image

>> No.16311835

>>16311788
Fuck off nigger ruining the gramps kiddo thing, I chuckled you little shit basket

>> No.16311892

>>16307526
>>16307527
Based
>>16307558
Obscenely and criminally based.

>> No.16312006

>>16311835
Oh no

>> No.16312060

>>16307531
anon I hate to tell you this... but coke zero doesn't exist any more.

>> No.16312275

>>16307512
If you don't mind I will take a glass of orange juice over ice.

>> No.16312463

Toss up between 3 Floyds wild ale, Crooked Stave Brett, & Victory Pils

>> No.16312672

>>16311511
Sounds like someone’s poar

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16312791

>>16307512
Specifically from what is here? Sour Monkey.
Right now I am enjoying this though.

>> No.16312806

>>16307512
I'LL GET A LITER OF COLA

>> No.16312809

>>16307512
Abita sucks. I didn't know places outside of Louisiana served it.

>> No.16312813

>>16312060
Bullshit. When I drink my coke there is zero left in the can.

>> No.16312829

>>16311055
It’s good. The only IPA I actually like aside from their 120 minute and that’s a whole different beast

>> No.16312872
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>>16307512
>Abita Amber
>Greenport Harbor Black Duck Porter
Anything with the word "amber" "black" "porter" or "stout" in it is the most delicious beer. Anything with "IPA" in the name is garbage and probably tastes like soap.

>> No.16312887

Many of these beers are distributed nationwide, why are all of them $8 and most served in 10oz? If never pay that much for Abita. Oberon is a good beer, but a 6 pack is available in almost every state for $9. I have seen it at some tap houses and it's like $5.50 max for a full pint.

>> No.16312917

>>16311433
The barcade copypasta comes to mind.

>> No.16312931

I live pretty close to where threee Floyd’s is made and don’t know anyone who drinks the stuff. Everything I’ve had is bad. I hate most alcohol tho so don’t trust my opinion on the matter

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>>16312829
It's one of the best things about living a few miles from here

They almost always have 60/90/120 on-tap.

>> No.16312952

>>16312941
120 on tap? Holy shit

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>>16312952
Yep, the one near me is decent sized, has a convertible indoor/outdoor dining area, and indoor dining across 2 stories and a fairly large bar area on the main floor.

Food ain't bad either.

>> No.16312999

>>16311433
>pours beer out onto floor

>> No.16313046

>>16307512
do they have that beer that insults you?

>> No.16313344

>>16307512
I feel like if I have to scroll my eyes left to right just to read each name, they're trying way too hard.

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>abita on tap

based

>> No.16313453

>>16307512
On one hand, craft beer is reddit as fuck. On the other, it's literally the best beer you can buy in north america. I am torn, so I brew my own instead.

>> No.16313455

>>16309211
>I like drinking my corporate, nasty, filtered, metallic beer and YOU'RE the fag for disagreeing
Holy shit

>> No.16313458

>>16307512
Who the fuck thought prices like these were a good idea?

>> No.16313465

>>16307526
basado y whatever the fuck redpilled is in spanish

>> No.16313473

>>16313458
I pay 8 euros for less than a pint of tap beer that tastes like piss. That's 9,50 USD

>> No.16313474

>>16311716
ebin

>> No.16313662

>>16307512
I'LL TAKE YOUR YUMMIEST, HOPPIEST, JUCIEST, MOST HECKIN GOOD IPA PLEASE. A

>> No.16313687

>>16313662
heckin wholesome and valid

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Von Trapp Dunkel.

>> No.16314275

>>16307512
I wouldn't trust any of those

>> No.16314303

>>16307512
>hard cider
How different is it different from regular cider, like Magners?

>> No.16314318

>>16314303
In the US cider is non-alcoholic.

Hard cider is alcoholic.

The US has apple juice that has been filtered
cider (which is unfiltered apple juice)
and then hard cider (alcoholic apple juice)


The UK (from what I understand) calls filtered and unfiltered apple juice just under the blanket term "apple juice" and then cider is only used to denote an alcoholic apple based beverage.

>> No.16314342

>>16313455
don't go corporate maaaaaan you gotta pay $15 for half a pint of my shitty IPA cuz it's local maaaaaan

>> No.16314351

>>16307512
Definitely the Abita Purple Haze. Great weather for that beer

>> No.16314354

>>16307526
get out

>> No.16314356

>>16314354
He's the designated driver.