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post /ck/ webms

>> No.16305954
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>> No.16305975

>>16305948
I SURE LOVE CHINESE PROPAGANDA

>> No.16305995

>>16305975
someone post the pasta

>> No.16306001

>>16305995
This is how my friend described chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

turtle/shark fin soup

fried chicken feet

pig uterus noodles

fried rice with pork knuckle gristle

unidentifed fish balls on a stick

boiled dog meat

one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal.

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>>16305948

>> No.16306057

>>16305954
that is way too much nori, what a waste

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>>16306001
>pig uterus noodles
wtf am I reading

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>> No.16306245

>>16306001
All of the deep fried stuff with unidentifiable sauce at a Chinese restaurant is basically derived from that style of cuisine. In Chan's Palace in California, it's a cheap cut of pork battered and fried with a sweet sauce made with sugar and red dye #5. At a spot under a dirty tarp in a market in Wuhan, it's chopped up random guts boiled long enough to kill the maggots and doused in just enough chili sauce to cover the flavor.

>> No.16306263

Why do bots keep posting this with the same webms and same bot responses?

>> No.16306308

>>16306001
If you want to never eat at a Chinese restaurant again, go find your local health inspection records online through the city or county health department. Lots of restaurants will have minor infractions that are no big deal. Chinese restaurants always have major violations. I don't know how other counties do it, but where we live, you won't see a failed inspection show up in the records. If a place fails, they'll give them two weeks to correct the problem and then do a reinspection. The reinspection will show up in the records. Chinese restaurants always have multiple reinspections during the year.

They always have violations like food being stored outside, broken refrigeration, no soap or hot water at the handwashing stations, algae in the ice machine, and all kinds of grosser stuff. That's just the stuff the inspector catches.

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first attempt at making a webm out of a video how did I do

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>>16305948
Here is my favorite chinese delicacy.

>> No.16306488

>>16305975
It may be propaganda but it is pleasing to the eye. She's cute and the videos are well made and interesting.
As for the recipes, I would rather check other channels like demystified or chef wang.

>> No.16306496

>>16306425
What a bitch, she didn't even share with her coworkers.

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>>16305948

>> No.16306580

>>16306568

is this real?

>> No.16306603

>>16306496
They go nest by nest. It's more fair this way because some nests have more or bigger chicks.

>> No.16306638

>>16306568
How did they get that cat to dance

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>>16305954
>most feminine hands i've ever seen
>that classic soiboi look
That tofu and rice diet really does wonders.

>> No.16306675

>>16306568
Too soon

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>> No.16306704

>>16306700

>plating allows dish to be exponentially more expensive

where did we go wrong

>> No.16306740

>>16306568
how does he get out though

>> No.16306795

>>16306207
Even if I couldn't see the hands, I would still know it was a fat person because only a fat person would get so upset about their shitty chain franchise pizza not being cut properly that they would feel the need to film and upload the terrible crime committed against them.

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a classic

>> No.16306909

>>16306003
she cute

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>> No.16307007

>>16306976

this is impressive from a technical standpoint

>> No.16307105

>>16306700
Is this satire?

>> No.16307115

>>16306001
It's all true except for dog meat and monkey brains

>> No.16307209

>>16306057
t. weaboo

>> No.16307374

does anyone have that curried eggs webm?

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>>16306001
you added reddit spacing to our copy pasta?

>> No.16307446

>>16306496
finders eaters roorsers weepers.

>> No.16307451 [DELETED] 

>>16306425
god damn fucking cunt bug people

>> No.16307453

>>16307386
Very disturbing.

>> No.16307469

>>16306417
pretty good I'd say. just when making pizza, I think it's a good idea to make it larger. you are already making your own dough, might as well make it a good size pizza and have some left overs later and save some time

>> No.16307549

>>16306046
I... I just...

...I give up.

>> No.16307563

>>16305954
If this dude is a professional chef this is really sad. My mother, an elderly jewish lady, makes more aesthetically pleasing onigiri.

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>> No.16307653

>>16305954
I really wish they would wear gloves, even street vendor pajeets use them now.

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>>16307653
No they don't.

>> No.16307716

>>16307662
>sir that will be 4 rupi
>bowl is 1/8th mystery meat, 7/8th spices with a subtle taste of shit

>> No.16307776

>>16306046
Yes I love cow blood pooling at the bottom of my toaster

>> No.16307794

>>16306488
>It may be propaganda but it is pleasing to the eye
That's literally the point of propaganda you ficking idiot

>> No.16307796

>>16306417
Why did they cut that man's throat and let the dog eat his testicles?
Why?

>> No.16307802

>>16305975
It's just some chink cooking food, holy shit get a grip. It isn't a big deal.

>> No.16307940

>>16307662
I would like to see new webms of street vendors. It probably wouldn't be much different, but it would be new.

>> No.16307987

>>16306417
That was the derpest, shittiest technique for a pizza I have seen in a long time.

The webm communicated how trash the recipe was perfectly. Nice work.

>> No.16308049

>>16306417
I liked your video

>> No.16308193

>>16305975
F
RENT
E
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>> No.16308214

>>16307662
they just be scammin

>> No.16308230

>>16307386
> Built for Big Pig Cock
Who is this lass? I've seen her eat a bunch of other bizarre shit too.

>> No.16308319

>>16306417
Interesting cook anon, thanks for sharing

>> No.16308353

>>16305954
Those are some good looking donuts.

>> No.16308361

>>16306003
That dough stretching is fucking sorcery.

>> No.16308374

>>16307987
cool, now show us yours

>> No.16308414

>>16307716
4 rupees is less than a penny (UK) so you're actually getting a lot for the price.

>> No.16308422

>>16307796
He raped a child in the village.

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>> No.16308522

>>16306003
This is my old girlfriend.

>> No.16308766

>>16306417
Great recipe. Do want. Its a bit blurry though.

>> No.16308770

>>16306568
McChicken.

>> No.16308783

>>16308498
why isn't he using his right hand? surely it would be easier to mix if he used both of them

>> No.16308786

>>16306568
Thanks doc

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>>16305948
>helicopter camera
>amateur farmer girl btw

>> No.16308791

>>16306308
Can confirm this globally, the UK has a 1-to-5 point system - your local takeaways almost always have a 2 or 3, max.
Most takeaways have 4-5, it's just keeping cooked from uncooked and wiping down the surfaces. Why are chinks so lazy?

>> No.16308804

>>16308506
I love this shit so much

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>>16308783
Its too powerful. He only minces meat with it.

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>>16308804
a few weeks left until the big 10th anniversary cup

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>>16308809
I really appreciate this stuff. Its incredible.

>> No.16308828

>>16308805
>YOU NEED TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>> No.16308841

>>16306046
What she put in and what she took out isn't the same pieces.

>> No.16308863

>>16305948
>tv show budget
>just a simple rural cooking and culture prease watch stupid guailow

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>>16308828

>> No.16309030

>>16307653
>I really wish they would wear gloves

Lol gloves don't protect you lol. It's simply a visual aesthetic for dummies who think gloves work.

A glove is simply a plastic hand, and it will get dirty in the same way that your physical hands get dirty. As long as you wash and clean your hands, then there's no need for a glove. The chef can still poke his ears or nose with his glove on, and it would still be gross and you can still get sick from that.

>> No.16309039

>>16309030
yeah but it's easier to see the shit smears on a brightly colored glove than on a shitskins skin

>> No.16309200

>>16309030
The idea is that you regularly change the gloves you mong

>> No.16309207

>>16308783
He only uses it to choke his son.

>> No.16309339

>>16308783
he still has not prayed hard enough to make it work again

>> No.16309350

>>16305948
I'd let her cook for me, though I'm not the biggest fan of stir frys and other 'wok' dishes

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>> No.16309444

>>16307428
You clearly are weak in the ways of bait, apply yourself bitch

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>> No.16309589

>>16306001
Holy based

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>>16309569
Hahah, serious mental illness is so fun and quirky!

>> No.16309593

>>16309405
that's awesome ngl, scissors are grossly underutilized in the kitchen I find

>> No.16309623

>>16309569
Id unironically use that

>> No.16309639

>>16307105
it's not sadly... everyday we stray further from god's light.

>> No.16309667

>>16306046
female

>> No.16309674

>>16306907
did they forgot how to use fire?

>> No.16309779

>>16308805
can someone post the copypasta? i need to see it again.

>> No.16309787

>>16309569
ngl, the board is aesthetic af

>> No.16309789

>>16309200
As opposed to regularly cleaning your hands?

>> No.16309803

Gloves, especially when used by normies, massively increase cross contamination because people get sloppy when they're wearing something "protective".
Properly cleaned and disinfected hands are at least as clean as non-sterilised gloves and rubbing your hands with alcohol once in a while is both easier to do and easier to remember to do than changing gloves all the the time.

People who screech about "Wear gloves!" almost never have proper training in hand hygiene or proper glove procedure.

t. RN, ICU

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>>16309593
Koreans use scissors a lot while cooking. Cutting noodles in the bowl, cutting meat.. all sort of things.

Makes things very easy

>> No.16309906

>>16308863
>tv show budget
anybody can get that quality from a cheap DSLR

>> No.16309932

>>16308783
God's punishment for choking his son

>> No.16310119

Beep boop beep hello bop boop beep iamrobot beep boop beep bop boop beep bop beep boop beep

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>> No.16310151

>>16305975
>this is your mind on Pure American Ideology

it's some cute bitch making chink food, go outside and have sex

>> No.16310186

>>16310151
>this is your mind on Pure Chinese Ideology

Looks like the propaganda is working, go outside and increase your social credit score, chang

>> No.16310198

>>16306003
Based German/@ustrian high cuisine

>>16306001
Damn, I wish someone would actually serve me pork uterus, none of the Chinese restaurants in and outside of China I've been to serve it

>> No.16310221

>>16306417
This is by far the shittiest recipe for pizza dough I have ever seen in my entire life

>> No.16310243

>>16307716
>>16307662
If your stomach can't handle a bit of poop, uncooked meat and ungodly amounts of spices and legumes you're a subhuman and evolutionary dead end

>> No.16310251

>>16308788
What is a drone you imbecile

>> No.16310285

>>16309590
what? no one posted about mental illness anon, it's just OCD in the kitchen like cutting things in neat little cubes

>> No.16310290

>>16310221
ok what is wrong with it? also what about you post yours so everyone can shit on it

>> No.16310296

>>16309674
>forgot
that implies they knew how to begin with

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>> No.16310351

>>16308414
pag pag

>> No.16310364

>>16306810
tariq, your place is in my bed.

>> No.16310380

>>16308522
>old
why?

>> No.16310385

>>16308454
damn turkish women look like THAT!?!?!??!

>> No.16310401

>>16309569
>perfect cubes
>not at all cubes
hwep

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>>16308841
oh my god you're right you must be a fucking genius who could have foreseen this

>> No.16310448

>>16306417
was that an attempt at the windowpane test with like dough still an inch thick? what a dick dunker

>> No.16310461

>>16308783
He had a stroke

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>> No.16310637

>>16305948
>mix evenly
like Uyghurs in a concentration camp

>> No.16310886

>>16309842
Yah I go to a Korean place that has hotpot and shit and there's a noodle dish with really long noodles that they give you scissors so you can pick some up out of the pot and cut off the bottom part.

>> No.16310904

>>16310448
doesn't matter, I have yummy pizza, you don't

>> No.16311012

Hi bots, how are you today?

>> No.16311544

>>16311012
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>> No.16311632

>>16309030
what if the guy has hairy hands? i dont want his disgusting hand hair in my food

>> No.16311640

>>16306001
>Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal.
what do they do with the rest of the animal?

>> No.16311663

>>16307776
>implying theres still any blood on steaks or any kind of meat you buy for that matter

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>>16311012
Take your meds?

>> No.16311961

>>16307794
Then why does American propaganda shove troons, hons, and the most disgraceful specimens of actual women at me and tell me that I have to like it or am a nazi? If the point of propaganda is to be pleasing to the eye then shouldn't they not show me disgusting manglemen and sows?

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>>16311961
Because America is run by jews who want you demoralized. China is run by Chinese who want to moralize.

>> No.16312072

>>16309200
I wash my hands regularly in a kitchen. I've seen people wearing gloves cross contaminate food, and handle money before handling food because GLUBVS KEEP FINGIES CLEEN :)))))))

>> No.16312120

>>16306003
>no result
Anon...

>> No.16312206

>>16306003
When she stretched the dough, O.O

>> No.16312339

>>16307428
kinda looks like eggy

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>>16307428
yes, after conferring with my notes the original does appear to be green texted. A sad day indeed.

>> No.16312415

>>16310461
Weird. I had a stroke a few months ago and have regained all motor function in my right side. They told me most people under 55 regain full mobility. Is Jack over 55?

>> No.16312457

>>16306417
go away adam

>> No.16312471

>>16306700
>Plating a chicken patty sandwich such that it is inedible, doesn't look appealing, and requires a fork and knife.
>Charging $65

This is why I don't tip.

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>> No.16312586

>>16306425
Are they all starving all the time or something? Why in the world would a person in a developed country do this?

>> No.16312596

>>16305948
really selling me on that knife, but using a literal garden shovel for cooking is just good comedy

>> No.16312655

>>16312586
its staged, dumbass. Why else would they be filming a rando landscaper?

>> No.16312695

>>16312655
Probably because she's known to eat wildshe finds on the job baby animals

>> No.16312919

>>16306568
WTF how does he do that?

>> No.16312932

>>16312655
does it really matter if a video of someone eating live birds is staged or not

>> No.16312994

>>16305975
Propaganda or not, it's a million times more wholesome than what we've got in the West. You should kill yourself.

>> No.16313030

>>16306001
Imagine you find cattle living in knee deep feces as they do and not calling it anything other than disgusting .... Please get off your high horse
Chicken from giant chicken coops and most meat on shelves today is not worthy to feed even dogs
Then again your standards may just be absolutely substandard and you have a habit of shitting just for the sake of being a shitter
All in all, you don't have much to stand on in reality

>> No.16313065

>>16310473
Who makes the better eggs? Hammond or May?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VNNEnEzMg

>> No.16313543

>>16312120
lrn2read metadata

>> No.16313643

>>16313543
Hi bots! How are you today!?

>> No.16313663

>>16306700
? that\s nothing like noma though

>> No.16313671

>>16307105
>>16309639
it's literally just an instagrammer, not a restaurant. man you people are so reactionary.

>> No.16313686

>>16312415
his body is effectively over 55. that's the price you have to pay for the forbidden meals

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>>16311012
Beep boop

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>>16312415
It's his second stroke and he refuses to do any meaningful amount of rehab due to a combination of Christian hubris and laziness

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>>16312415
Also sorry to hear about your stroke, bro but it's good to know you've already regained function

>> No.16313935

>>16305975
YES. Beats American propaganda, which would be a vile mix of gays, trannies, and negro worship.

>> No.16313946

>>16305948
>all that oil

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>>16313735
This would go nicely with my Louis Vuitton shoes

>> No.16313985

>>16313974
Doppo's chiwanese sister's kinda cute ngl

>> No.16313987

>>16313974
I'm 99% sure I've had sex with her.

>> No.16313993

>>16313935
No, that's kyke propaganda. American propaganda is shit like Michael Bay films.

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>> No.16314060

>>16305948
Way too much oil

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>> No.16314067
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>>16307662
I honestly have no doubt that their wares would taste great, even if they're taking absolutely no efforts to maintain hygiene.
Would still eat, even if I have to shit my guts out for a week

>> No.16314091

>>16312586
The past famines have fucked up the psyche of the older generation. They eat everything that's given to them and never leave any leftovers.
The younger generation is pretty normal, and actually capable of showing love towards animals but the older generation look at dogs and cats as food. They went through times when eating own dead family members cadavers was the only way to survive.

>> No.16314124

>>16305954
Just use a mold retard

>> No.16314153

>>16314124
will ethan do?

>> No.16314216

>>16313974
she has the worst look to sell that act. she does, if anything, look more "white" in the sense of low street cred, than white people do

>> No.16314224

>>16314216
Which look is she selling? Is it some kind of stereotype about whitey they have in China?

>> No.16314294

>>16310515
It must be a Western culture thing to dip rice paper in warm water. You get better results with cold water, and the lattice side should face up

>> No.16314316

>>16314224
no? she's clearly forcing tough, "rough" mannerisms here. like a boisterous gangster or sailor or some shit. yet she looks like a 4'9 suburban mom.

>> No.16314322

>>16314294
you get better results not using rice paper as some kinda retarded rice cake substitute

>> No.16314325
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>>16314316
She's very clearly making fun of that look and it's funny because she's a tiny little girl.
You have to have the mind of an insect to not see this...

>> No.16314332

>>16312586

>developed country

>> No.16314334

>>16313974
cringe

>> No.16314339

>>16314062
he's german tho

>> No.16314358

>>16310380
My other girlfriend is 10yo

>> No.16314368
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>> No.16314385

>>16314368

I've seen this one before and it's one of the few clips that really makes me sad.

How fast it turns from him being so happy and full of excitement for his cake to him shaking his head in embarrassment and pain.

I heard this was a big tradition in Latin America, fucking subhumans

>> No.16314426

>>16314368
What the fuck

>> No.16314482

>>16314056
why would anyone eat this

>> No.16314493

>>16310285
ocd is a serious mental illness. going "I'm ocd in the kitchen" is "haha seriously mental illness iso so fun and quirky". they could just say they're anal retentive.
that said anon is a little pussy for getting mad about it.

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>>16307549
>>16307776
>>16308841
faggots like you are why this nigger became so popular because you are so retarded you can't see that these zoomers are making jokes and you need a sunhukan african to explain it to you

>> No.16314511

>>16309030
>what is sweat
>what are skin flakes
>what is hair

>> No.16314538

>>16314503
More like zoomers aren't very funny.

>> No.16314571

>>16308805
a post so iconic even japan got in on the joke

>> No.16314576

>>16313756
>the dead arm flailing

>> No.16314583

>>16313756
One_Armed_and_Dangerous.webm

>> No.16314609

>>16314503
How does making a factual observation about the content lead to "not getting" that it's a "joke"?

>> No.16314697

>>16310123
Makes me want to puke. Cream corn is an abomination.

>> No.16314699

>>16306795
He's demonstrating how to separate your piece without touching someone else's
Autism man

>> No.16314724

>>16314224
she's trying to act like an ancient chinese thug

>> No.16314858

>>16314216
You think punching a toy tiger is supposed to look legitimately tough?

>> No.16314860

>>16314858
didn't make it that far

>> No.16314881

>>16310243
>21st century sweden
>you will eat the bugs!
>21st century America
>you will eat the mystery meat!
>21st century India
>you will eat the poop!
WORLD SUPER POWER 2025!

>> No.16314891
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>>16314860
Maybe you shouldn't have commented on it before watching it, you retarded nigger

>> No.16314926

>>16314067
This one genuinely makes me angry

>> No.16314933

>>16314891
>pasta1.webm
>its ramen
ngmi

>> No.16314939

>>16309405
> pouring all your food over the countertop instead of in the pot
Literally me

>> No.16315026

>>16309569
This would actually be immensely useful for learning how to make garnishes.

>> No.16315032

>>16312515
What the fuck did that Jollibee do to deserve a grenade barrage?

>> No.16315062

>>16306001
classic

>> No.16315085

>>16310515
I want to cum on those hands.
Also I fucking love gochujang. It's like better sriracha.

>> No.16315106

>>16314724
I wish she'd bully my dick

>> No.16315121

>>16313974
The banner in the background roughly translates to 'Three bowls, no ridge crossings'. The context of the warning is a famous Chinese story featuring the legendary fighter Wu Song.
On the way back to his home county, he stops by an inn with a sign warning that three bowls of their wine will make anyone unable to cross the ridge ahead. Obviously, the hero's too manly to give a shit, and presses forward after drinking the place dry. When he falls into a stupor, a tiger jumps him for an easy meal, but he pins it and ground-pounds its brains out instead, thus becoming a renowned badass.

>> No.16315129
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>>16314576
Look at how functional an arm sausage can be

>> No.16315147

>>16310285
People with OCD, like the legitimate kind that fucks with your life, take umbrage with people saying they are OCD because they like sharp pencils and all the drawers in the kitchen closed

>> No.16315202

>>16314216
She's not pretending to be "tough" anon, she's pretending to be like a stereotypical village man. Notice how she eats that aged meat and drinks alcohol without any kind of refinement. That's how a villager eats after a day of work in the field
Starting in the, 70s a lot of Chinese from rural China started immigrating to the cities for work. They exclusively formed the lower class of society back then and ever since the village mannerism is considered as "manly". Many lower class people consider that mannerism as "cool".

>> No.16315203

>>16314503
his earlier ones are funny but now he is reaching. sometimes he completely misses the point of the tip

>> No.16315205

>>16306568
wtf israel

>> No.16315230
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>> No.16315235

>>16306003
She can stretch my dough any time she likes

>> No.16315249
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>> No.16315267

>>16314891
why was she recording

>> No.16315286

>>16315249
what an idiot, why not just flip it over towards the inside?

>> No.16315287
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>> No.16315319

>>16314891
maybe she should have created a product that was bearable to sit through until the joke became clear

>> No.16315359

>>16306638
They said they'd give him some eggs for his troubles.

>> No.16315471

>>16306001
>turtle soup
nuke China

>> No.16315486

>>16315471
ok, the fuck is wrong with eating turtles? dont they lay a fuckton of eggs?

>> No.16315747

>>16307386
this is where bbc goes to die

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>> No.16315809

>>16309569
I have clinically diagnosed OCD and I wouldn't use this. Food doesn't need to be this precise.

>> No.16315916
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>> No.16316621

>>16315267
Probably was gonna be a "look my lizard eats ramen! XD" type thing until she got what she fucking deserved

>> No.16316655
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>>16315916

>> No.16316665

>>16314891
Hate fat people

>> No.16316702

>>16316655
why did you reply to me

>> No.16316713

>>16306568
sneed

>> No.16316716

>>16315796
>all for $295
Honestly that was less than I was expecting. As something fun to do with other people, I'd pay that if the place was high class enough

>> No.16316719

>>16315916
>slow mo tongue thing
This is pretty homo

>> No.16316732

>>16309405
if it can actually cut corn that fucking easily that's pretty impressive

>> No.16316758

>>16316732
you just need strong hands

>> No.16316767

>>16307776
>blood

>> No.16316801

>>16310243
found the poojeet

>> No.16316856

>>16314891
look at that disgusting room

>> No.16316880
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>>16315287
that pizza and hotdog look tasty, everything else is too much

>> No.16316883
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>> No.16316889

>>16316880
I don't understand why people think dominos pizza is good. It's absolute bottom tier, some of the worst pizza i've ever had. I'm not even a pizza snob, I eat all kinds of pizza and love it, but dominos just sucks.

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>>16308353
kek

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>>16316889
i like it simply because it's the only one i know/knew (so far) where you can replace marinara sauce for bbq plus their dough is a bit sweet

>> No.16316921

>>16312515
I'm guessing due to the jollibee shilling in this movie, all the flips are going crazy, right?

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>been on a diet
>sometimes fasting
>entering these threads just to hunger myself
i hate myself

>> No.16316940

>>16313974
rent free

>> No.16316947
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>> No.16316975

>>16316947
That's no pizza. Why don't they just invent new names instead of stretching existing ones?

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>> No.16317164

>>16305954
>fold the rice
what did he mean by this

>> No.16317203

>>16312586
>developed country
anon...

>> No.16317218

>>16316889
Chicken bacon ranch pan pizza is kino

>> No.16317237

>>16307563
Can I have some anon :3

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>>16316927
You're not alone, friend

>> No.16317817

>>16315129
Dying at this

>> No.16317928

>>16306425
>not naming the webm chinese tendies

>> No.16318015

>>16308506
They still have these tournaments?
I remember watching them on twitch all the time. Thought it died long ago.

>> No.16318030

>>16317718
>wasting pizza for a joke

>> No.16318052

>>16317718
I skimmed through and thought he randomly offered it to people. That would've been a fun joke. Then I saw "I ordered".
Fuck him, then. He should've gotten punched.

>> No.16318115

>>16313740
After my first followup physical therapy session cost me a pretty penny I just stopped. The exercises I could do at home (tapping my thumb to every finger, knowing where I am and what day it was, standing on one foot, staring into the sky) and my speech was fine. Just had a lopsided smile for a few weeks. Jack's diet obviously makes his blood pressure affect his brain.

Nurses were amazed almost I didn't demand 3+ meals a day in hospital. I guess most people who have strokes my age are fatasses?

Take note anons, being obese can make your brain malfunction and almost kill you. So can heavy lifting at work (it is what caused my stroke). Can't win.

>> No.16318190

>>16314078
unrelated but does anyone else hate fruit in their ice cream? Like, I haven't found a decent ice cream fruit flavored kind without chunks of fruit.

(I love fruits any other way just not in my ice cream)

>> No.16318234

>>16318052
you also missed the end where he revealed they had been on camera and gave them their proper za

>> No.16318248

>>16318190
Most mass manufactured ice cream doesn't have real fruits in them, that would make the ice cream quite expensive and have almost no shelf life. There is a real possibility that you've never actual eaten ice cream with fruits but "fruit" flavoured imitation bits.
My Vietnamese MIL makes mango ice cream, there are actual chunks of mango in the ice cream. The cream is made of whole milk. It's probably the best ice cream I've ever had.
Everything is just too processed these days. If you want authentic food and not factory made mosh, you have to make it yourself

>> No.16318280

>>16306057
t. never had onigiri

>> No.16318293

>>16309030
Everyone else replying to you is a brainlet. I agree completely--gloves are just there to placate the people who think they're germophobes because of Howie Mandell

>> No.16318301

>>16315085
No shit, sriracha is horsefuck asian ketchup

>> No.16318306

>>16316889
t. hasn't had Dominos in 10 years
They're the best chain now (talking specifically about their pan pizzas). Papa John's, Pizza Hut, and everyone else is literally leagues behind Dominos

>> No.16318309

>>16316975
because by now pizza is as much of a brand as it is a dish. flat, dough, baked, cheese - pizza.

>> No.16318310

>>16316898
FUCKING FINALLY I'VE BEEN BEGGING /CK/ TO POST THESE ALL WEEK, THANK YOU ANON

>> No.16318311

>>16316947
I hate that asian girl. She has the fakest, scariest CGI face I've ever seen. I met her in person at the restaurant near my house. Creep.

>> No.16318333

>>16309674
it's called getting paid to play sports at a shitty college

>> No.16318346

>>16308824
i think the season is just starting right now, it's the 4chan babby cup and there should be a new contender with the new boards that have come out this year.

>> No.16318373

>>16306568
real?

>> No.16318384

>>16314891
cute cat

>> No.16318412

>>16306003
And to think today this absolute cutie would just whore herself out on OnlyFans. Civilization is in decline.

>> No.16318424

>>16318412
>cutie
looks like a classic nog chaser. no loss there

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>>16318424

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>> No.16318453

>>16318445
Can't stand this fag's act but that has me foaming at the mouth. Holy fucking shit.

>> No.16318463

>>16312586
anon... many far out rural parts of china are still in extreme poverty

>> No.16318464

>>16318453
>way too much cheese with chunks of fucking rock salt in it, yummers!

>> No.16318484

>>16318463
What is this regrettable propaganda? China is the most successful and prosperous nation in the world today.

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>>16318433

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>>16318486

>> No.16318537
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>>16315085
would you feel the same way if you saw her face?

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>>16318484
Fucking neck yourself

>> No.16318636

>>16314699
he literally touches both slices

>> No.16318639

>>16306046
suicide is painless
it brings on many changes

>> No.16318645

>>16306580
yea

>> No.16318673

>>16305975
fucking roastie can't believe feminine women exists

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>>16318015
just under 3 weeks until the 10th anniversary cup

>> No.16318677

>>16305948
Chinese sloppa?

>> No.16318683

>>16318673
thats not what he is griping about, there is plenty of pretty roasties cooking on jewtube. its about the chinksects professionally making cooking videos in rural styled studios with very high production values, the dishonesty of it.

>> No.16318704

>>16318683
what do you want?
high tech low living, I see nothing wrong with it
the effort she is putting far outweighs the western roasties who dresses like whores and that nigger talk..

>> No.16318729

>>16318704
i want a simple disclaimer acknowledging that the video is sponsored by the ccp. "she" (the multiple chinese actresses involved) aint doing shit apart from preparing food, the majority of the work consists of the set, camera work and editing.

>> No.16318793

>>16317718
>spits on the pizza
based

>> No.16318802

>>16318445
what a retarded fucking dish
>90 of the cheese doesn't even make it on to the final product
>coats the cheese in a mountain of salt
mhhhm... delicious

>> No.16318906

>>16309405
That onion segment feels like an accident waiting to happen.

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>> No.16319229

>>16318683
>>16318729
>its about the chinksects professionally making cooking videos in rural styled studios with very high production values, the dishonesty of it.
Some of them definitely have a studio working for them, but there are plenty that are clearly just people with a decent camera.

It's pretty easy to get HD footage nowadays with beginner DSLRs being fairly affordable and many phones can shoot in HD. People here are screaming that there's no way it can be real rural footage because it's not in 240p when a fucking 12 year old with an iPhone can produce the same quality of footage.

>> No.16319261

>>16319229
Do rural farmers really have a thousand dollars to spend on DSLR cameras?

>> No.16319265

>>16319229
You don't even need DSLRs nowadays. Just get a high-end phone from last gen or two.

>> No.16319278

>>16319039
This webm is proof that Japanese people are normies of the highest caliber, and we only fetishize them because it usually doesn't translate well.

>> No.16319466

>>16319261
Beginner DSLRs are $500 and you can probably get it cheaper in China

also this >>16319265

>> No.16319519

>>16319229
>People here are screaming that there's no way it can be real rural footage because it's not in 240p
who is doing that?
im calling out the chinksects because liangshi(?) and co often have multiple cameras working at the same time, as can be seen by the seamless angle transitions. and they have zero shaky cam footage, which is impossible outside a studio environment or professional gyro mounts. the editing work is as far as im aware also always professional, i dare you to tell me random rural chink roasties are on such a level.

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>>16319519
People like Liziqi definitely have a studio and/or professionals. pic related. People like Dianxi (in the OP) is just somebody with a camera and a tripod. But since all chinks look alike, autists screech REEEE PROPAGANDA on gut instinct whenever they see one.

>> No.16319677

>>16319630
>Dianxi (in the OP) is just somebody with a camera and a tripod
lolno. the best i can offer you is that maaaaybe her boyfriend has a background in cinematography. look at the fucking editing / camera work and compare that to say chef john who has been doing this shit for over a decade.

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>>16314062
i want to kill this person
i want to kill this person
i want to kill this person
i want o kill th is per son
i wa nt to kill his p er so n
i wa nt to ki ll th s

>> No.16319747

>>16319677
Watch her early videos and they're decidedly amateur. Maybe they hired a videographer and editor after racking in the cash, but it was definitely her and her family fucking around with a phone camera at least in the beginning.

>compare that to say chef john who has been doing this shit for over a decade.
>literal boomer doesn't improve in technology even after years of making videos
wow what are the odds

>> No.16319882

>>16306417
Your recipe is pretty schizo tier. Milk and spices in pizza dough?

>> No.16319980

>>16315249
I thought the fish was going to start thrashing around

>> No.16319986

>>16316889
true at least in my experience. overly sweet sauce, soggy dough and super skimpy on the cheese.

>> No.16319987

>>16315809
stupid

>> No.16320003

>>16319466
$500 WITH Lens? Where can I get this?

>> No.16320090

>>16320003
Nikon D34xx series go for $500 MSRP, so street price with lens is around $400

The entry level Canon Rebel DSLR is like $500 for the body, $600 with lens for a new one

>> No.16320342

>>16314368
what the fuck is this shit
these subhumans are poor as fuck yet they waste food on such garbage bullshittery?
they deserve everything that's coming to them

>> No.16320361

>>16308809
where does one find the archive for these?

>> No.16320375

>>16320361
google 4chan cup, pretty sure we have a wiki for it.

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