/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16300240]

Any particular foods you recommend that encourages flatulence and especially pungent aromas in my farts?
Ideally I want to if possible release an entire poop in my intestines in gaseous form
I live on my own so the sky is the limit
I want to literally asphyxiate myself through uncontrollable farting
I want to be emitting that type of fart that feels hot and damp, eggy and sulphurous and comes with a sharp 'nip' like a hot poker pressing against the side of my anus, but doesn't actually leave a sticky residue inside my pants
What sort of food will achieve this? I live in the UK so exotic foods may be harder to source.

[Anonymous No.16300247]

>encouraging flatulence
Cramming things up my ass helps with this. Use a large phallic shaped object with a diameter larger than that of your contracted anus, so that every time you cram it in, it creates a seal and pushes air into your colon.

[Anonymous No.16300253]

every body's guts are different, so you have to learn what makes you fart
why don't you know this already?

[Anonymous No.16300258]

>>16300240
I don't know about specific farts, but you should just eat a load of junk man. A big pizza, loads of crisps, fizzy drinks... for nasty aromas I guess eat beans/pulses, spicy food, eggs etc.

[Anonymous No.16300277]

>>16300240
chana masala, chicken dopiaza, Guinness and fudge for dessert.

[Anonymous No.16301649]

>>16300240
beans

[Anonymous No.16301655]

>>16301649
more beans

[Anonymous No.16301659]

>>16301655
and even more beans

[Anonymous No.16301663]

>>16300240
>I live in the UK so exotic foods may be harder to source.
>uk
>exotic foods may be harder to source.
fuck off

[Anonymous No.16301666]

>>16300240
The trick is to swallow the biggest chunks of food you can. I would get some beans and dilute with water, just enough so that I can chug them without chewing.
Then I would consume a steak by cubing it and swallowing the cubed pieces whole with a lot of milk. Add egg yolks to this as well.

The next step is cook potatoes and then refrigerate them until cold. This turns some of the carbs into insoluble fiber, which your gut bacteria uses as food. Again cube and swallow.

You will basically create the perfect environment for your gut bacteria to multiply at an excessive rate creating lots of gas. The steak cubes rot in your gut, which contributes greatly to the stank.
Have fun brother.

[Anonymous No.16301677]

Eat an entire package of crackers and an entire package of cookies. This will get the ball rolling you'll also feel like shit

[Anonymous No.16301696]

[Anonymous No.16301827]

>>16300240
White castle jalapeno cheese sliders.

[Anonymous No.16302101]

>>16300247
Ok chud