/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16294571]

post your favorite beer and make fun of other peoples favorite beer

[Anonymous No.16294586]

>>16294571
Impossible to find this in my area. I have to drive to Austin to score any.

[Anonymous No.16294596]

>>16294586
>that color
if i see it ill get it. how does it compare to guinness

[Anonymous No.16294609]

>>16294596
Not as bitter as Guinness, very comparable in strength. Guinness produces it, even. If you've ever had a Smithwick's, this is like if Smithwick's and Guinness had a love child.

[Anonymous No.16294942]

>>16294571
This beer smokes the competition.

[Anonymous No.16294952]

>>16294571
It's just a straight up good beer.

[Anonymous No.16294959]

>>16294942
That one's certainly nice although I'm partial towards a crisp feinherb pilsner myself/

[Anonymous No.16294967]

>>16294952
I love their chocolate stout but I haven’t tried this one

[Anonymous No.16295061]

Best kraut beer that's commonly available where I am.

[Anonymous No.16295239]

>>16294571

[Anonymous No.16295726]

>inb4 IPA
It's a good beer with a decent abv, fuck off, niggers.

[Anonymous No.16295747]

>>16294942
One of my favorites, all of schlenkerla is amazing. My fav though is Tom Hardys

[Anonymous No.16295750]

>>16294571
Modelo Negra
Yuengling black and tan
St Bernardus Abt 12
Lienenkugel summer shandy
Kaleidoscope kettle sour

[Anonymous No.16295752]

[Anonymous No.16295763]

>>16295750
Shit forgot my favorite because I cant find it regularly local

[Anonymous No.16295773]

Haven't been able to buy it in my area for a month or so. Guy at the store contacted the company and were told that they halted production because of a "can shortage" due to chink flu. I would kill someone to get my $6 6 packs back.

[Anonymous No.16295779]

>>16295752
hummingbird juice

[Anonymous No.16295782]

>>16294967
I've never had a bad sam smith ale. I haven't tried their Yorkshire Stingo though because it's usually pricey.

[Anonymous No.16295788]

>>16294952
My nigga. For me it's the Taddy Porter but this is some good shit too.

[Anonymous No.16295934]

>>16294571
Do they sell this in 12oz bottles where you live? My local grocery store started selling this in 11.2oz bottles for the same price and I refuse to buy it as a matter of principle.

[Anonymous No.16295939]

>>16295773
yeah wtf i cant buy hamms here either shit pisses me off

[Anonymous No.16295960]

>>16294586
Oh my god! They Kilkenny!

[Anonymous No.16296319]

>>16295960
My father referenced that show all the time when I was growing up. Especially that line, whenever anything went wrong. I watched a few episodes last year and it's just a bunch of swearing and forced edginess. This was a guy who vociferosly disapproved of me watching Steven Universe, and he was enamored with that crap.

[Anonymous No.16296332]

>>16295773
I never cared for the taste of Hamms.
I do however like Grainbelt and there's a reason most restaurants/bars carry Grainbelt in Minnesota, but Hamms not as much.

[Anonymous No.16296391]

>>16295061
Based. Vitus is pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.16296410]

>>16294571
It's not a beer I regularly drink, mostly because it's seasonal, but it's the beer I get every Halloween season. It reminds me of the good times, watching horror movies and getting drunk. I drink it throughout october, and usually save a case (4-pack) at the end and drink one every so often on special occasions to put me back in the Halloween mood.

[Anonymous No.16296417]

>>16296319
I don't know what episodes you watched, but the earlier seasons were a force of nature. The movie is also incredible and unironically one of the best musicals to come out of Hollywood.

[Anonymous No.16296431]

>>16294942
Pardon the pun.

I had a Kombu Rauchbier from a local brewery last week. It was delicious.

[Anonymous No.16296433]

>>16296319
>zoomers barely know what south park is

jesus christ i feel old and im not even 30

[Anonymous No.16296436]

Don't have a favourite beer, but Urquell is a pretty consistent fridge filler.

[Anonymous No.16296447]

>>16295239
>>16295061
>>16294571
>>16295763
gimmicks

[Anonymous No.16296455]

>>16296436
I'd spend an extra dollar and get Czechvar

[Anonymous No.16296490]

>>16296455
Love a budvar, but it's not readily available where I live.

[Anonymous No.16296675]

>>16296319
Your dad was based, Steven Universe is many times worse than South Park for a multitude of reasons. I hope there’s still time for you to grow into a man that your father won’t be ashamed of.

[Anonymous No.16296885]

pissdrinkers just cant measure up to dark beer chads

[Anonymous No.16296890]

>>16295934
no they dont its pretty disgusting

[Anonymous No.16296980]

>>16296319
>steven universe
reddit is down the hall and to the left

[Anonymous No.16297167]

>>16296319
you're calling South Park edgy because you still watch cable and steven's universe? you're a fucking faggot dude. south park receives more death threats in a year than your IQ could ever be raised to from reading nonfiction.

[Anonymous No.16297182]

[Anonymous No.16297232]

Best Piss water around would rather drink this than any of that pretentious eurotrash above

[Anonymous No.16297242]

this angers the neatly groomed bearded male

[Anonymous No.16297260]

best of the best

I also buy anything st. bernardus if I see it at my store

[Anonymous No.16297267]

>>16297242
yuengling is a hipster beer too though.

[Anonymous No.16297274]

>>16297267
...said no one ever but you

[Anonymous No.16297279]

>>16297274
he's right
hipsters like cheap, accessible beer

[Anonymous No.16297901]

>>16294959
You've to visit Germany cause this beer is shit industry tier. There's thousands of pilsener that taste more refined that Jever

[Anonymous No.16297914]

Favorite beer atm and I live in Germany.

[Anonymous No.16298334]

[Anonymous No.16298347]

Yeeeeeeah boy!

[Anonymous No.16298365]

>>16297901
But none is as dry and bitter.

[Anonymous No.16298368]

>>16297182
>marshmallow
>"I enjoy full bodied flavor IPAs"
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16298378]

Drinking this right now

Decided anything below 7% wise in terms of beer is useless piss

[Anonymous No.16298400]

>>16298334
AZ, here. Only good beer this state produces IMO.

[Anonymous No.16298401]

>>16298347

[Anonymous No.16298415]

I know I'm from AZ too. Moved away a few years ago and I'm glad they're selling it out of state now.
>>16298400

[Anonymous No.16298462]

>>16294571
friday night go-to

[Anonymous No.16298504]

>>16298400
Check out State 48 brewery. Their downtown location is cool & the beer is great (their stout & porter especially)

SBC was great too, before the Kung flu killed it

[Anonymous No.16298561]

[Anonymous No.16298580]

>>16296319
We are either dealing with a hardcore zoomer, or some master crafted bait

[Anonymous No.16298602]

>>16295763
King taste

I like the Oktoberfest, but I can only get it for a short period each year. I usually buy 3-4 of pic related when it is in stock

[Anonymous No.16298770]

Gotta go with local.

[Anonymous No.16298809]

This was my favorite but sadly I don't think it's in production anymore. At least I haven't seen any in a handful of stores in a few years.

Founders Breakfast Stout is serviceable but not as good.

[Anonymous No.16298837]

[Anonymous No.16298841]

>>16298837
Looks gay

[Anonymous No.16298863]

>>16298837
>>16298841
>jjjuiceee
>gay art
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16298865]

my favorite local beer.

[Anonymous No.16298874]

>>16298841
>>16298863
yeah its cringe but its good

[Anonymous No.16298875]

[Anonymous No.16298879]

>>16298874
>IPA
Is there anything more basic bitch?

[Anonymous No.16298947]

>>16298879
it's a great beer for people who don't actually like the taste of beer

[Anonymous No.16299032]

>>16298400
kilt lifter is the worst beer made here

[Anonymous No.16299069]

>>16298378
Hahahahahaha hahahahaha, what a dumb ass opinion. You do you my man.

[Anonymous No.16299072]

can't go wrong with this

[Anonymous No.16299082]

When are non-germans going to grow up and buy crates of beer with 20 x 0.5l bottles instead of their faggoty six packs?

[Anonymous No.16299090]

>>16299082
>not buying chad 30×0.33l crates

[Anonymous No.16299097]

>>16299072
I've tried this multiple times and all I can ever taste is soap
not like soap + malt or a soapy aftertaste, start-to-finish soap

[Anonymous No.16299105]

>>16299090
pls do the maths Mr Chad.

[Anonymous No.16299120]

>>16299097
how do you know what soap tastes like, anon?

[Anonymous No.16299123]

Haven't drank anything else like it, I really dislike the new design they came out with awhile ago and should have kept it like this.

[Anonymous No.16299126]

>>16299120
I used to cover my lips in soap when I took a bath so I could blow really big bubbles

[Anonymous No.16299134]

>>16298462
The value is great but it's a little too much sometimes

[Anonymous No.16299146]

>>16298462
Love this one.
In my top 5 IPAs probably

[Anonymous No.16299193]

>>16299032
Enlighten me then, nibba. And don't say some IPA shit by SanTan.

[Anonymous No.16299211]

What is /ck/'s opinion on Abita Brewing?

[Anonymous No.16299253]

>>16299211
Living in New Orleans, I almost never buy abita. Most I've tried are a bit watery and plain, although I sometimes get andygator or a seasonal/new release to try (last one I had was the lazy iguana pina colada IPA which wasn't bad).
If I'm drinking local, I prefer Urban South, Parish, or Gnarly Barley.

[Anonymous No.16299384]

>>16299211
perfectly acceptable, andygator is the best thing they make

[Anonymous No.16300156]

> tried Oktoberfest beer for the first time last December
> Fell in love
> Only made in constant production for 3 months, and can only get it anytime only in a variety pack

I can't remember what brand, but marzen style beer is so smooth and tasty, compared to the Busch light my roommate always buys. Something like this should just be made so often.

[Anonymous No.16300585]

>>16298879
>>16298947
is this bait?
I'm not an ipa enthusiast but imo it's for advanced palates

[Anonymous No.16300614]

>>16300156
I think you'd find most beers are a big step up from busch light

[Anonymous No.16300626]

>>16298947
>beer gets its flavor from hops
>create beers that explore the outer limits of hop flavors and intensities
>leave babytongues in the dust
based

[Anonymous No.16300628]

>>16297182
sorry anon I just like posting this

[Anonymous No.16300632]

>>16294571
My one regret is that it's like 20 bucks for a 4 pack, but god damn is this shit good

[Anonymous No.16300691]

>>16294571
Thus is also my favorite. I want to try the foreign extra stout (7.5% alcohol) but I can’t find it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.16300749]

I'm a fag that likes blueberry bitch beer. But at least i'm not up my own ass talking about how skunky my favorite IPA is.

[Anonymous No.16300778]

>>16300749
You had this? If you like that type of beer this is worth a try

[Anonymous No.16300892]

>>16300749
what are the plastic purple things

[Anonymous No.16300931]

>>16300892
They hold the cans in place and allow them to be carried more easily so that they can be sold together as one unit of six

[Anonymous No.16300949]

>>16300749
Define "up my own ass"

I don't understand the animosity over IPAs. Nobody thinks they're the shit because they drink IPAs, it's just a beer that people enjoy like any other.

[Anonymous No.16301172]

>>16300892
I think it's environmentally friendly packaging for a six-pack.

[Anonymous No.16301189]

>>16300949
Honestly, nothing is really wrong with IPA drinkers im just mad that I only enjoy girl beer. OP said to talk shit so I didn't know what else to complain about.

[Anonymous No.16301238]

>>16301189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWIxqZUtTeU

[Anonymous No.16301299]

bout to crack open one of these

[Anonymous No.16301304]

[Anonymous No.16301317]

>>16294571

[Anonymous No.16301378]

>>16301304
Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, the finest beer served anywhere.

[Anonymous No.16301386]

>>16294571

[Anonymous No.16301693]

Fuck karbach

[Anonymous No.16301788]

[Anonymous No.16301794]

This is such a tasty beer. Perfect on a hot summer day.

[Anonymous No.16301797]

yep

[Anonymous No.16302027]

>>16301794
based

[Anonymous No.16302127]

>Anybody interested in exchanging beers? Currently based in Berlin, Germany.
>Has anybody had experience shipping beer before?
>How does one send it cheaply + safely?

[Anonymous No.16302185]

I drink this to get drunk

[Anonymous No.16302210]

local beers master race
most breweries near my place make good stuff, hard to decide on a single best one

[Anonymous No.16302228]

>>16299123
Based Hobgoblin appreciator. Their other beers are a bit hit and miss although they did a seasonal dunkel a few years ago that I wish they'd bring back.

[Anonymous No.16302230]

I either like this or Paulaner Hefe. No inbetween.

[Anonymous No.16302238]

>>16296332
Nordeast kicks ass but Premium just tastes like sweet corn water. I have a tolerance for shit beer but I can barely drink Premium. Shits nasty and has an ""artificial"" flavor man. Gross.

[Anonymous No.16302246]

>>16297279
dude, everyone likes cheap accessible beer besides weird snobs who care too much about their appearance

[Anonymous No.16302250]

>>16294609
I'm pretty sure they (Smithwicks and Kilkenny) were the same beer at one point.

Anyway, this. I haven't seen it around in forever, and they'd better still be making it, but it's everything I want in a beer. I'm making a girlier version of this beer for the meat-wrapped soggy vagina currently hogging my bed. It's a shade lighter, and so far has hints of pear in with the belgie banana yeast, but a sixpack looks like it should drop a bull moose mid-stride (9.3% if my calculations are correct), which is perfect, because I like my beers and my women heavy.

[Anonymous No.16302252]

Modelo time foo

[Anonymous No.16302263]

>none of my friends like beer
>they say i just pretend to like beer
is this what being gaslighted feels like?

[Anonymous No.16302264]

>>16298378
I do like that beer, and I respect your horribly incorrect opinion enough to let you live with it for the rest of your life, like a surgically implanted semi-metaphysical shackle, binding your spirit and liver to the weight of your mistakes.

[Anonymous No.16302270]

>>16299123
I miss their Fiddler's Elbow.

[Anonymous No.16302345]

>>16297182
Absolute shite, drink a real IPA you child

[Anonymous No.16302388]

500mls of this and blue moon are all i drink, anything other is poofter shit

[Anonymous No.16302406]

>>16302263
either you're underage or your 'friends' are just people you know on the internet aka not representative of opinions held in the real world
basically every adult male in the western world enjoys beer

[Anonymous No.16302619]

>>16302388
>implying Blue Moon isn't poofter shit of the highest order

[Anonymous No.16302686]

>>16302619
Blue moons all good when its on special, great northen isnt bad but it isnt all there is to drink you absolute cunt :)

[Anonymous No.16302922]

[Anonymous No.16304127]

Bumb

[Anonymous No.16304160]

>>16299069
>You do you my man
Faggot alert.

[Anonymous No.16304225]

It's a local unfiltered beer, y'all wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.16304238]

It's a local unfiltered beer, y'all wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.16304376]

>>16304238
It's an unfiltered lager, probably reasonably pale, crisp, slightly toasty with a tiny hint of pear behind a light, slightly mossy noble hop bitterness? Am I in the ballpark?

[Anonymous No.16304399]

>>16304238
>implying

[Anonymous No.16304460]

>>16304238
Nope, wouldn't understand at all.

[Anonymous No.16304469]

>>16304376
No but you are gay

[Anonymous No.16304479]

>>16304469
And so are you. We should probably have buttbabies.

[Anonymous No.16304497]

>>16304160
I fucked you mom.

[Anonymous No.16304506]

>>16296447
weigenstehpaner is not a gimmick, take that shit back.

[Anonymous No.16304529]

>>16304497
you almost definitely didnt

[Anonymous No.16304534]

>>16302406
youd be surprised at how untrue that is

[Anonymous No.16304638]

>post your favorite beer
Pic related, tastes absolutely delicious.

>and make fun of other peoples favorite beer
>>16297182
I don't mind other brewdogs but this one literally tasted like vomit.

[Anonymous No.16305000]

>>16304376
>reasonably pale, crisp
Yes
>slightly toasty
No
>with a tiny hint of pear
No
>light, slightly mossy noble hop bitterness
Full bodied, not very bitter, rather savoury

[Anonymous No.16305053]

>>16304399
>>16304460
It's not really craft beer or microbrewery or anything like that, just a traditional regional beer, Falken of Schaffhausen in Switzerland.
I like how the Falcon in the pic is 200% smug

[Anonymous No.16305078]

Best beer for a miserably hot/humid day.

[Anonymous No.16305083]

>>16305078
are you in new england? today was disgusting

[Anonymous No.16305155]

>>16294942
that shit taste like leather and cigarette butts

[Anonymous No.16305169]

>>16305078
Having tried most of the jap macros, this is easily the best
it's still too expensive in the states, but eh

[Anonymous No.16305184]

>>16305169
>it's still too expensive in the states
It’s expensive in (non-Okinawa) Japan as well, when compared to things like Sapporo, Kirin, and Asahi.
Orion doesn’t have regional brewing, it’s literally made only in Okinawa. So it’s practically an “import” for mainland Japan the same way the US would pay a higher price for beer brewed in Hawaii.

[Anonymous No.16305205]

>>16302228
King Goblin is consistently good.

[Anonymous No.16305245]

>>16301304
I keep a 30pack of this next to the kitchen garbage as a grab and go beer and to stay hydrated through out the day. When i'm relaxing for the night i usually have some pretentious shit like Lost Abbey.

[Anonymous No.16305328]

>>16305155
Like no man, you just don't get it! It tastes like le ebin bacon beer! :D

[Anonymous No.16305333]

>>16302388
Blue Moon is a fag's drink, and Asahi is more rice than beer

[Anonymous No.16305353]

>>16302250
You can purchase it year-round, but it's limited to Quebec. Going to stock up on their Winter Collection when it returns to the Beer Store later this year.

[Anonymous No.16305385]

>>16304529
Does daddy need to show you tough love?

[Anonymous No.16305386]

>>16294571
get on my level pleb

[Anonymous No.16305420]

[Anonymous No.16305438]

>>16305333
>more rice than beer
>my grain is more grain than your grain
Ancient Bavarian law faggots should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16305455]

>>16305385
well that was gay

[Anonymous No.16305491]

>>16294571
this is pretty good for its price ($1.17)

[Anonymous No.16305492]

>>16305438
And faggots like you should stick to stuffing yourselves with animal feed.

[Anonymous No.16305498]

>>16305492
Okay Hans. Your grain is grainier grain than anyone else’s grain. Because grain.
You win, congrats :3

[Anonymous No.16305519]

>>16295752
I think I've had this before, I remember it tasting like balsamic vinegar

[Anonymous No.16305521]

>>16302388
What the hell is the can instructing you to do down there?

[Anonymous No.16305535]

>>16305521
Apparently the top lifts off completely like with canned foods. Never seen that before, interdasting

[Anonymous No.16305649]

[Anonymous No.16305827]

>>16305521
>what the hell are those pictographs designed for people who can’t read the directions instructing you to do?
Well anon I’ll try my best to explain.
- Step 1 appears to show you should use your fingers to grip something on top of the can. If you were holding said can yourself, you would see there is one and only one thing which you can manipulate with your thumb and forefinger, as shown in the illustration.
- Step 2 seems to indicate that the one thing you can manipulate with your thumb and forefinger should be pulled both upward and opposite relative to the side of the can in which it is gripped upon, thus revealing a yellow/gold colored surface beneath it (which can be assumed to represent beer, as this is what is found inside the can).
- Step 3 appears to offer positive affirmation that if you correctly perform step 2, you will find that the top of the can had been removed in its entirety, thus allowing unfettered access to the yellow/gold substance (once again, assumed to be the beer contained within).

[Anonymous No.16305856]

>>16305455
Suck my penis pls. (that is gay)

[Anonymous No.16305860]

I don't know shit about beer but I like Warsteiner

[Anonymous No.16305881]

>>16305856
yea thats gay, youre gay lol and you say "you do you"

[Anonymous No.16305900]

>>16305438
You guys have to resort adding unnecessary ingredients cause you can't brew proper beers and otherwise it would taste like shit. Keep drinking your chocolate fudge spicy latte triple IPA, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16305910]

I fkn love beer but can't drink it coz it makes me gassy as fuck and turns my shit to water. Jealous of all you anons

[Anonymous No.16305925]

>>16305881
still fucked your mom.

[Anonymous No.16305936]

>>16305491
What kind of beer and where can you get it? Do you have a pic of how it looks like in a glass?

[Anonymous No.16305955]

>>16305925
whatever homeboy you do you chief. catch you on the flipside- anon out

[Anonymous No.16305987]

>>16305955
Is this how you should talk to your new daddy?

[Anonymous No.16306002]

>>16305519
correct, it's tart and vinegary, making it the perfect pair for almost any food

[Anonymous No.16306010]

>>16305987
yes

[Anonymous No.16306015]

>>16295239
My man.

[Anonymous No.16306029]

>>16306010
>shuts door
>unbuckles belt

[Anonymous No.16306035]

Not super knowledgeable about craft beers but I really like picrel

Any recs to try out after?

[Anonymous No.16306036]

[Anonymous No.16306041]

>>16302127
Offer is still up. My goal is to try every German beer.

[Anonymous No.16306110]

>>16306029
>is gay
>says "you do you"

[Anonymous No.16306135]

>>16305000
in that case, slight bit of butter to it, touch of sulfur and a wee whiff of freshly mown grass?

I'd expect it to be balanced, fairly oldschool, so it's more or less down to how they're treating the malt and yeast (aging, temp) as to how it's going to taste. Most of the unfiltered/bottle aged lagers and kolsches I've had tend toward a well-aged, toasted flavour, but I've had some green ones that were fuckin' tits.

[Anonymous No.16306139]

>>16306110

[Anonymous No.16306140]

>>16305353
We get Blanche, Fin du Monde, and Ephemere regularly. I don't know why the other beers didn't catch on, especially if Ephemere did.

[Anonymous No.16306143]

>>16305860
It is the lightest (palest) macro-tasting beer I've ever had. Great on hot days.

[Anonymous No.16306149]

>>16306036
Nobody likes fucking Laker, you're just on the dole.

[Anonymous No.16306155]

>>16306139
it wasnt wrong, youll never be able to take back or somehow make up for the fact that you said "you do you"

[Anonymous No.16306166]

>>16306155
You do you while I watch, then I do you while you watch!

[Anonymous No.16306168]

>>16306155

[Anonymous No.16306176]

>>16305649
Good taste

[Anonymous No.16306212]

>>16294571
I wish I could find the foreign extra stout, natty daddy tier alcohol content in a stout sounds based.

[Anonymous No.16306246]

>>16306166
>>16306168
you said "you do you my man" in the twitch leddit sense in a real attempt at a comeback as if to say, "ive been around the block kiddo and i dont need your guff" thats what happened and now youre ashamed lol

[Anonymous No.16306264]

>>16306246
I said "You do you while I watch, then I'll do you while you watch." This is the only part of this subsection of the conversation I'm interested in. Meet me in room 209.

[Anonymous No.16306270]

>>16306246
I don't understand. Can you explain again?

[Anonymous No.16306298]

>>16306264
>>16306270
so this is what it means to seethe

[Anonymous No.16306314]

>>16306298
Seething? No... seeping, yes. Room 209, bring a friend.

[Anonymous No.16306324]

>>16305900
>making a pale lager more refreshing to drink on a hot day
>OMG CUPCAKESPICYIPAREEEEE
Have you talked to your doctor about your blood pressure, anon?

[Anonymous No.16306337]

>>16306324
Have you ever had a sweet dessert beer after a spicy meal? A cool, cleanly brewed German lager in the shade on a hot day? Both are great.

[Anonymous No.16306343]

>>16306324
It's bad. I'm measuring it every morning and evening.

Argument still stands.

[Anonymous No.16306355]

>>16296319
This is some good bait. Though the Steven Universe line made it a little too obvious.

[Anonymous No.16306367]

>>16306343
Nah, anon. If it were as bad as getting mad about random internet things would cause, you’d be getting treatment.

[Anonymous No.16306374]

>>16306149
Found the faggot

[Anonymous No.16306396]

>>16301317
Barely see anyone in America drinking these. Really like the flavor and it seems underappreciated.
Anyone know if there are those weird Malzhebier ones here in the US? Would try in Germany but it's damned hard to travel.

[Anonymous No.16306397]

>>16306314
>seeping
mindbroken. he knows hes lost

[Anonymous No.16306432]

>>16295752
that's a really good sour beer.

[Anonymous No.16306441]

>>16306374
Still got no change for you, mac.

[Anonymous No.16306459]

>>16306441
>Still got no change for you, mac.

[Anonymous No.16306466]

>>16306397
Are you the friend?

[Anonymous No.16306470]

>>16306459
Oh 4chan, never change. Get a job, take a shower, revise your entire life, but never change.

[Anonymous No.16306500]

>>16306466
are you the guy who says "you do you my man"

[Anonymous No.16306512]

>>16306500
Nah, I'm the guy who says "You do you while I watch. I do you while you watch," and finds the whole thing pretty entertaining. Could I interest you in a beer?

[Anonymous No.16306543]

>>16306512
you can interest me in a "trying to make friends now wont make up for the fact that you cant think of anything funny to say and decisively lost this argument" thanks lol. "you do you" homo

[Anonymous No.16306552]

>>16306543
Well then what the fuck are you doing in a beer thread?

[Anonymous No.16306607]

>>16294942
was excited to try it. was kinda disappointed. It definitely has the smoke and meaty (mostly ham) flavour. but it was kinda gross.
>>16295061
>>16295763
>>16297260
>>16299072
>>16299123
>>16302250
>>16305353
based

Pic rel might be one the greatest beers ever. Alongside Weihenstephaner dunkel

[Anonymous No.16306620]

>>16306607
I went there on a trip with my high school German club. That may have been one of the first beers I ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.16306625]

>>16296319
artisanal bait

[Anonymous No.16306646]

>>16295752
This fucking guy knows

[Anonymous No.16306712]

>>16306620
truly is a fanstastic Marzen. I only had one cup cause we were in a rush to see the city (day trip) but I remember thinking it might be the best marzen/oktoberfest bier i've ever had.

[Anonymous No.16306972]

I'm nuts for s'more stuff, 99% of s'more flavored shit fucking sucks. This beer is incredible. Smells like heaven and nails every flavor in perfect balance. Just incredible. No other beer attempt has come close, and i've had like 10 of them.

[Anonymous No.16307040]

>>16306972
>Saranac
Based

[Anonymous No.16307059]

I got me 3 beers and a fist full of down and I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns

[Anonymous No.16307095]

>>16306035
I've had this.

It's definitely a solid stout, I recommend you check it out.

[Anonymous No.16307141]

I'm partial to anything from Brouwerij Van Steenberge but this is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.16307161]

>>16294571
It’s an ale and I don’t drink anymore, it goes so well for a marinade though.

[Anonymous No.16307249]

>>16307059
These are disgusting. Literally sewer alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16307299]

Not fancy but I like it

[Anonymous No.16307315]

>>16301304
b a s e d

[Anonymous No.16307338]

>>16294571
You at least primarily drink this on tap, right?

[Anonymous No.16307343]

>>16305936
it's just regular apa, left one in the picrel. It's Polish beer, so I guess you'd have to check Polish shops if you don't live in Polan. But I'm not sure if the price would be still good.

[Anonymous No.16307352]

>>16297267
>>16297274
>>16297279

No hipster has drank yuengling since they came out in support of Donald trump. It's good in a can, worse on tap, and dog shit in bottles.

[Anonymous No.16307623]

>>16305827
If I could read Kamikaze language I wouldn't have as much trouble figuring it out but thanks for the assist Hideki

[Anonymous No.16308436]

>>16300691
You Sir are based as fuck

[Anonymous No.16308507]

>>16308436
Slit your wrists spastic.

[Anonymous No.16308539]

>>16307161
>alc 4.4%
lmao. PATHETIC!

[Anonymous No.16308599]

>>16307343
Both look really delicious. Do you get them in any supermarket or just in liquor stores?
I live in Berlin atm and I can cross the border within an hour :) Btw, well played yesterday!

[Anonymous No.16308609]

>>16307352
It has got a mediocre rating on German beer rating websites. People comment that the color looks nice though and that americans serve it way too cold.
>>16308539
sad that you haven't experience great <5% beer

[Anonymous No.16308620]

>>16308609
><5% ale
>great

[Anonymous No.16308725]

Needs no introduction

[Anonymous No.16308731]

BTFOs all other beers

[Anonymous No.16308759]

>>16308599
>Btw, well played yesterday!
Thanks, also czech'd
>Do you get them in any supermarket or just in liquor stores?
Maybe not in the single one grocery store, but yup, they are fairly popular. And they cost 20-25% more than usual shittier eurolager here, so it's rly worth it imo.
I mean, it's probably one of the cheapest way to drink some bitter, hooppy beer over here. Proper crafts cost around 2 euro/ $2.5.

[Anonymous No.16308808]

>>16307249
That's the point. For 5 bucks you can get ripped and forget you're a bum.

[Anonymous No.16308825]

>>16308759
>Maybe not in the single one grocery store, but yup, they are fairly popular.
which supermarket did you buy yours at? I might need to be in Poland soon and would pick up some while I'm there.
>Proper crafts cost around 2 euro/ $2.5.
Same situation here in Germany. Off-putting that most of those bottles are 0.33l.

[Anonymous No.16308923]

>>16308825
You won't have any issues with finding "Żabka", small grocery store (Polish 7-11 basically). At least half of them has that beer (at least in my place, which is also fairly close to German border- 1.5h-2h with a car).

>Off-putting that most of those bottles are 0.33l.
Our guys sell everything in 0.5l bottles, market specifics, 0.33l just don't sell at all over here.

[Anonymous No.16309099]

>>16307059
>down
is that slang for heroin?

[Anonymous No.16309201]

[Anonymous No.16309418]

>>16307059
please fall asleep on train tracks

[Anonymous No.16309565]

>>16299123
Wychcraft was tasty. Hobgoblin is pretty deece.

[Anonymous No.16309610]

[Anonymous No.16309628]

>>16308539
That abv is exactly what you would expect for a session bitter dumdum

[Anonymous No.16309694]

>>16309628
He's a wino - he doesn't drink for enjoyment; he medicates.

[Anonymous No.16310308]

>>16296675
Steven Universe is great, fuck contrarians

[Anonymous No.16310431]

>>16305083
everyday is disgusting if you're in the southern part of the US

[Anonymous No.16310454]

I'm trying to stop beer all together but typically Asahi, Sapporo, Kirin, Orion, Zywiec, Okocim, Zubr, Modelo, Goose Island 312

Always wanted to try Yebisu but have not found it in the states to date

[Anonymous No.16310658]

>>16306035
Try Yeti by Great Divide Brewing. It's another good no frills imperial stout without any adjuncts.

[Anonymous No.16310996]

>>16294571

[Anonymous No.16311087]

>>16310996
How is it transparent in the bottle, but opaque in the glass?

[Anonymous No.16311120]

how is asahi?

[Anonymous No.16311130]

>>16311120
very lager-like, actually dry in Japan, but it's very similar to beer made by most other big breweries that imported/enslaved German brewers.

[Anonymous No.16311212]

>>16307059
based and crippling depressionpilled

[Anonymous No.16311455]

>>16311212
Adjusted for eurofags

[Anonymous No.16311752]

>>16294571
>Available anywhere
>Like anywhere anywhere, pick a random spot with a shady local restaurant somewhere in the middle of asia
>Still has Heineken
>Festivals, concerts, late night drink run?
>Fucking Heiniken
>Literally cancer among beers, it spreads everywhere
>Still God tier
You fuckers know it to be true
>Goes with literally any food, doesnt ruin taste.
>Food bad? Drink more Heineken to drown out the bad taste anyways....
It is the benchmark of all international quality beers. This shit has saved me many many business trips over. Still buy it in home country just because you can't go wrong with it.
Availability and consistency beats specialty any time of the week

[Anonymous No.16311757]

>>16311752
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16311764]

>>16307249
It legitimately tastes better than stuff like Hurricane, Camo, or St. Ides which is its competition.

[Anonymous No.16311802]

>>16311752
it's drinkable, since it doesn't have a lot of taste, but so are the other yuro/mutt lagers

[Anonymous No.16311827]

>>16311802
I much rather have this over some fucking beer I can only get in 1 place and overcharges for it. The moment i'm out of the country you're shit outta luck

[Anonymous No.16311866]

>>16306470
(different guy)
job, shower, rest of this shit- that wouldn't be me anymore

[Anonymous No.16311974]

>>16311827
that's the issue, I always look for something cheaper than craft beers
I though that it'd pabst ribbon or sierra nevada for usa but I didn't try neither of them so I don't know. I'm just parroting others opinions.
I know few beers that are ok and cost $1-1.5 in my place tho. And they aren't local, whole country has them.

[Anonymous No.16312090]

>>16311827
>>16311974
When I'm on the bus, it's whatever the headliner's got on the rider - usually some whiskey, vodka, and whatever big beer comes from that area (Heineken, Tuborg, Asahi, Canadian, etc.), but when we finally get to stop and hit a pub, I'll check the taps or menu, see if I can find something new, or something great that I CAN only really find there - helps me kind of tack people, beer and city together. For instance: Kevin and Mike in Windsor ON, CA. showed me and the guys Craft Heads - good blondes, stouts, and a bunch of weird nonsense. So we call them up when we're coming to town, get them on the crew, and hang out after and have a few good beers if there's time.

[Anonymous No.16312167]

>>16294571
Guinness is good, but for me its Yuengling.
>that being said I don’t drink much because I know what’ll happen if I do and prefer spirits anyways

[Anonymous No.16312170]

Live in a tiny town in northern leafland so selection is shit unless you get it shipped to you. Local store got this stuff a while back, better and cheaper than bud light, kokanee, pabst, etc.

[Anonymous No.16312199]

This or Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier

[Anonymous No.16312211]

>>16294571

[Anonymous No.16312243]

>>16312211
this shit is good but i gained like 20lbs last year from drinking beer daily

[Anonymous No.16312249]

>>16312211
>unkempt_beard.jpg

[Anonymous No.16312261]

>>16312243
lol undisciplined fatass

[Anonymous No.16312485]

>>16299097
Probably old stock.

[Anonymous No.16312514]

>>16302345
>drink a real IPA
>citra

Bragging about an IPA opped with Citra is like bragging about putting ketchup on nuggets

[Anonymous No.16312529]

>>16305386
Hate to break it to you, but that's not a neipa.

Also, clean your glass.

[Anonymous No.16312547]

>>16309201
Based

[Anonymous No.16312553]

>>16306459
Yep you're definitely a schizo.
You still ain't getting a nickel from me you bare ass cracked fuck.

[Anonymous No.16312683]

>>16312514
Citra's got it's place in West Coast flavours. I like adding it late or dry where it lives up to its name, but at 30-45 minutes into the boil (15-30 boil time) it gives a nice bit of lime zest to the usual grapefruit fight in a spruce forest bitterness that works well in amber and red beers, things with Crystal 40-60 in decent amounts. At the beginning of the boil, it might as well be a cheaper hop, but it bitters things up nicely.

[Anonymous No.16312694]

Any other Ausfags drink James Squire? Their golden and amber ales are my faves.

[Anonymous No.16312706]

>>16304399
based wisconsinposter, i fucking love spotted cow

[Anonymous No.16312712]

this tastes like how roaches smell

[Anonymous No.16312727]

I don’t often drink beer but when I do it’s Singha with Thai food

[Anonymous No.16313144]

>>16312694
I used to 15 years ago before craft really kicked off.

[Anonymous No.16313271]

King of all beer.
>>16301317
Great beer to sip on, but hard to drink more than two in one setting. Still love it.

[Anonymous No.16313340]

>>16312712
I half want to try this just for the fact that AVGN drinks it. Gotta love subliminal advertisement

[Anonymous No.16313807]

>>16312090
What's your occupation that you need to travel by bus in Canada?
>>16312170
Where is Leafland? Couldn't find it on google maps.

[Anonymous No.16313856]

>>16312553
Whatever retard, I'll have the secrets of the universe uncovered with my next fix. You're still a fag.

[Anonymous No.16313915]

>>16313340
might have been better before they got bought out by AB-Inbev, but the taste now isn't my thing.

[Anonymous No.16313943]

[Anonymous No.16313982]

>>16313943
Is the image quality an accurate representation of how you'll see things once you finished the beer? I usually stay away from German beer that end with -ator cause they're too sweet and strong.

[Anonymous No.16314045]

>>16313807
Roadie(monitor/guitar/video tech) and second-rate musician... professional "I can quit whenever I want"er

[Anonymous No.16314051]

>>16313982
It is a doppelbock, so... don't chug it on an empty stomach?

[Anonymous No.16314079]

>>16295239
Good taste.
>>16297242 >>16301797 >>16312167
What should be the base standard for American lager.

If I have Olives and cheese or cucumber salad this is my go to.
I can't imagine drinking a lot of it without salty food though.

[Anonymous No.16314214]

>>16314051
I just saw that it had an ABV of 6.7%, which is not that bad considering most craft beers are >5%. The disgustingly sweet beers I was refering to were >10%.

[Anonymous No.16314315]

>>16314214
I don't see too many doppelbocks in the 10+ range around here, but I know they exist. They're all kind of based around Salvator (Paulaner, but possibly originally just a style of doppelbock) which is my favourite of the style, around 8% if memory serves.

[Anonymous No.16314319]

>>16314315
>>16314214
by based around Salvator, I mean the -ator, high proof, sweeter dark beers. A lot of doppelbocks are their own creature, despite similarities.

[Anonymous No.16314440]

not sure if it's me, or the company, but sometimes Carlsberg is just fantastic and I down one or two immediately after work, other times its shitty and I have to force it down.

[Anonymous No.16314458]

[Anonymous No.16314516]

>>16310996
Good stuff. I try to get a big bottle of this every winter.

[Anonymous No.16314689]

>>16301386
Based snob beer. Love this shit, just too expensive for a poorfag such as myself

[Anonymous No.16314741]

Just picked these up from the factory. They had a pallet left from the winter so I had to stock up.

[Anonymous No.16314827]

>>16311087
monk wizardry

[Anonymous No.16314830]

>>16314516
i want to by in bulk and see what it tastes like after a year in my cellar

[Anonymous No.16314834]

>>16314741
>Hershey's

[Anonymous No.16314837]

>>16294571
The "Gold of the North", british beers i think tastes mostly like perfume smells :D

[Anonymous No.16314859]

[Anonymous No.16314872]

>>16295763
My local liquor store just started carrying a bunch of their stuff. Dunkel Weizen, Original, Hefe Weizen, Dunkel, the Oktoberfest one. I've tried the Dunkel and Oktoberfest and they were both fantastic. They're also not ridiculously expensive like some American microbrews with their $5 a bottle bullshit. I think a 6 pack was $10.99 and for how good it was that's not bad at all. I hope they don't randomly stop carrying it before I try them all.

[Anonymous No.16314874]

>>16314837
What does the Export on the beer bottle stand for? In Germany we've a beer style called Export. It's a maltier and less bitter pilsner lager. Just wondering if it's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.16315009]

>>16314837
British hops tend toward Humulene and Caryophyllene in about a 3:1 ratio, which can give some pine and even oak or maple, but usually gives off more of a floral scent and flavour with the pine rounding everything out to something more akin to thyme, marjoram or bay laurel. The 0.5-1% linalool with traces of geraniol just add to the perfume, especially if there's not much dry kilned malt to tip the flavour over from sweet or grassy.

I get a lot of perfume out of Tettnang too - shows up in heavy amounts from time to time in German and Czech beers.

[Anonymous No.16315036]

[Anonymous No.16315091]

>>16314874
Well it tastes like beer :D

[Anonymous No.16315100]

>>16315009
Well i guess i am used to my style of beer, tried like the hobbit and a lot of brit beers and it tastes like perfume smells.

[Anonymous No.16315280]

>>16315100
The tl;dr of what I wrote is that these terpenes occur in perfumes, so it makes sense that you taste that in the beer.

[Anonymous No.16315556]

>>16294571
Tried it today and it's the first Kloster Scheyern beer that didn't suck. Tastes like you're eating a week old banana.