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>Recipe is in metric units
>>16286650Metric units make sense. Ameriburger bullshit doesn't. No one has time to to sit down and calculate how much a gallon weighs or how many ounces are there in a quarter of a pint. You are just doing this to be pretentious and spite everyone else, just like the French with their retarded numeral system.
>1 cup ofStop guessing the amounts you fucking american scum.
>>16286686i really hate this shit, "cup" is not an accurate measurement of anything
>>16286650Alton Brown has started doing this and it really upsets me
>>16286684Cooking is the only occasion where burger units make sense
>>16286684Adding 8 ounces a bunch of times sure is hard.
>>16286720>>16286686You can measure liquids with “cups” but using it for anything non-liquid is fucking stupid.
>>16286650Maybe stop being a dumb faggot insisting on absurd measurements?
>>16286743How? teaspoon = 5mltablespoon =15ml1/4 cup = 62.5ml1/2 cup = 125ml1 cup = 250 ml 1 litre (4 cups) = 1000ml How does that make less sense than the retarded imperial shit with ounces, pounds and random measuremants?
>>16286775There a reason Americans cook every other nations dish better than they can.
>seppoid recipe>scroll past the seemingly endless life story of some obese mouthbreather with a head shaped like a buttplug>finally get to measurements>7/23rds of a volumetric cubit of flour>5/8ths of a log of Happy Valley Farms:registered: Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Smegma
>>16286743Only for cooking for less than 5. As soon as the quantity of food you have to cook goes over 4, calculating in cup and teaspoon becomes irrelevant.
>>16286784>1/4 cup = 62.5ml>1/4 cup = 2 ozI think you can figure out how.
>>16286813Yeah, name just one.
>>16286816eggplants are fucking gay btw
>>162868071/4/ cup is = 56.69ml 1/2 cup = 113.39ml 1 cup = 226.79ml4 cups = 907.18mlYeah, great measurement system. Why would you advocate for a measurement system that's so unclean and makes imperfections so easy?
>>16286824Australia does Veal and Chicken Parmigiana better than you.Got an actual example?
>>16286824I wanted to argue with you about this, but then I realised I actually go out of my way to only eat male eggplants.Yeah, I guess it is kinda gay, actually.
>>16286827You can't accurately measure that precise.
>>16286845Then an imprecise base level of measurement is going to make your measurements even messier.
Who the responsible for this whole "cup" business anyway? Such a worthless measurement
>>16286790>ameriburger recipe>EASY 15-MINUTE RECIPE WITH INGREDIENTS FOUND IN EVERY HOME!>take Safeway® easybake this>add Costco® premixed that>mix with Trader Joe's® instant this >put in some Shartmart® precooked that>make sure to add a lot of sugar>and slather everything in soibean oil or some cancer-in-a-can cooking spray>and for the final touch, add a spice mix only found in my hometown of Bumfuck Falls, Ohio>your whole family will be begging for more! (once their arteries unclog)Do Americans eat food that didn't partially or fully come from a factory of some kind?
Buy a $20 kitchen scale online, anonIt'll make your life so much better when you can just reset and toss more stuff into a bowl instead of measuring with spoons and cups
>one heaping tablespoon
>>16286857You made that up.
>>16286650Come on, you worm. Bitching about [other country's measurement system] is what yuropoors do. Learn how to convert between them in your head.>30 g = 1 oz>250 ml = 1 cup>15 g = 1 tbsp>450 g = 1 lbThese are not book accurate conversions, but they're close enough for most recipes.
>>16286807>1/4 cup = 2 oz? I don't understand what I'm supposed to figure out, these units make no sense.
>>16287008Different ingredients have different density
>>16286650>an idea of salt
>>16287533honestly just yeet some salt in how bad could it go
>being unable to freely convert between systemsFuck zoomers are retarded.
>Recipe measurements are by mass
>>16287673>recipe measurements in mass percentages
>>16286743>1 cup of cubed butter
>>16287738Fucking retard, butter comes in 1/2 cup sticks.
>>16287662It's almost like googling it doesn't immediately give you a unit converter...
you can still use standard weight measurements so that all you have to do is press a button on a scaleif you have any issues with conversions between standard/metric than you are probably so dumb you should be sorting glass for a living with the rest of the retards.
>>16286650Literally all my well loved home recipes are done by eyeballing the ingredients, which is why I can't ever give anyone an exact recipe for the dishes.
>>16286851Everybody has a cup and a spoon at home, how many have a scale? Literally the most universal units of measurement
>>16287831That’s not much better than eyeballing it.
>>16287831I really hope people aren't using just any cup or spoon but a proper measuring cup or measuring tablespoon/teaspoon.
>>16287842Sorry I'm not autistic
>>16287841In my opinion, if you need to be told exactly how much of everything to put into each dish you're making you're just an inexperienced cook. After enough time it should come to you naturally, once you know how different flavors work together.
>>16286743Fahrenheit is the best temperature system 100 hot 0 cold
>>16287880But if you are trying to make someone else's dish the more accurate the measurements the better which is why recipes exist.
>>16287855Measure out 1 cup.Oh, you mean a cup?No idiot not that cup this cup.Fucking stupid "measurement" "system".
>>16287912Looks like a cup to me. We aren't building a rocket, relax
>euros can't get measuring cups with both cups and ml on it
>>16287892Yes, fair enough if you're making something you're completely unfamiliar with. Also there's nothing wrong with adding just a little bit of an ingredient at first and then adding more if it needs it after a taste test.
>>16286743Except when you need to mess around with thirds and quarters of a cup or teaspoon. Say you got a recipe for a dough that makes 10 something. Great if you need to make 10, what if you need 18? 22? Multiplying the amount of ingredients is so much easier when you are given exact numbers that are easy to measure.
>>16287932That might work for somethings but not other things like baking.
>>16287776It's imprecise and just lazy.
>>16286650this is why burgers are so fatinstead of using just enough butter, they throw in stick after stick
>>16287887that works for celsius too though
>>16287961Lol what?You’re too dumb to cut a 1/2-cup something in half for 1/4?Or put 2 of them together for 1 cup?You’d rather re-measure something that’s literally already measured?
>>16286650You have free access to many calculators, and if it's by volume (rather than weight) a liter is close enough to a quart to make most things work.
>>16286784Well, for one, those are metric cups. A US Cup is 236.7 mL. Close enough for jazz, but your macarons are going to be fucked.
>>16287008>Learn how to convert between them in your head.Just going to say that I'm pretty sure that every single measuring implement that I've bought at the store has both imperial and metric unit marks. Even the tablespoon scoops say 15 mL's (which would come out to 240 mL/cup, which should only be about a 2% error). So just use whatever measurement the recipe is in.Personally, I'd like to see more recipes by weight or mass. Flour's particularly infamous for its compressibility.
>>16286684>No one has time to to sit down and calculate how much a gallon weighswhy would you weigh a volume?>or how many ounces are there in a quarter of a pint.that's a half cup why are you using ounces
>>16286686>>16286720Old recipes gave ingredients in ratios so it literally didn't matter what sized cup you used.New recipes, after the 1920s or so, use the US Customary Cup, which is a standardized volume of measurement.
>>16288155It's still a hassle to plug in the numbers everytime you want to try new recipe
>>16286650>Recipe is in metric units
>cup measuring is hard
>>16286650>be eurofag>1 kg of water is 1 liter of water>converting is just done by number times or devided 10^3,6,-3,-6...>be ameritard>1 feet is 12 inches, one yard is 3 feet (????), "add 1/16 of an inch off utter" "1/12 of cup"
>>16286857>add 1/24th of an inch off peper for the extra spiciness
>>16286857>>16286790>this recipe was passed down from my 1/64 polish and 2/13 italian grandmother
>>16288769>8 different measuring cupsDo Americans really need all that shit and still think their system isn't needlessly complicated?
>>16288110Yeah 0 is chilly and 100 is dead. That's fucking stupid.
>>16288661based>>16288769>using kitchen scale is hard
>>16288831it doesnt work for kelvin or rankine though
>>16288828I'm australian. Metric cup measurements are pretty common here. Have a plastic cup set that's been in the household my entire life.>>16288840I have a digital scale and use it regularly.
>>16286650>he tries to bake and brew in imperial unitsI know that us yuropoors are a bunch of smug shits but metric is generally better than imperial
>>16286684A gallon is 8 lbs. A quarter pint is 4 oz, or a half cup. It's not that hard. Decimal systems make the least sense, 10 only has 2 factors, 2 and 5, whereas the imperial system was designed to maximize ease of divisibility. There's a reason why decimal time never took off. Decimal systems are the worst.Is imperial the best possible system? No, obviously not, but it's leagues better than the nutty autistic french bullshit that the rest of the world uses.
>>16286684It's not exact (anymore... or really ever), but "A pint's a pound the world around."So... a gallon of water is 16lbs, and a quarter pint (half cup, or, if memory serves, a gill) is 4oz.
>>16288948A gallon of water is 8lbs... Forgive me, I have partaken of Be'elzebub's Bok Choy.
>>16288828>I can afford a scale but not some cups that cost less than a can of soda I have both. You’re the one limiting yourself as to recipes over something so trivial.
>>16288938Metric units go up and down in 10's as well. a quarter of a liter is 25 centiliters or 250 mL. US/Imperial seems to be based on actually cutting things in 3's and 4's, and pulling names out of asses.
>A cup of all purpose flour.All purpose because they are too stupid for T coding.A cup because they are retards who use volumetric measures for non-liquids so each household needs a set of measuring cups and spoons you have to wash each time you use them.Because putting mixing bowl on digital kitchen scale and pressing Tare is black magic. And you don't even have to wash it every time you use it.
>>16288769It isn't hard, it's just inefficient and it creates tons of dishes.
>>16289096literally just put them in the dishwasher lmao how poor are you
>>16286857You forgot to throw """"cheese"""" all over it at the end.
>>16286684>be some 3rd world retard>cannot even grasp the concept of a search engine.>muh americans.
>americans cant into deciliters
>>16289362A lot of people don't into deciliters, or deciliters for that matter. It took me a second to figure out what was up with my first pint in Germany. 5dL? What the shit is 5dL?
>>16289477wow... twice in one thread. Centiliters. I apologize, I'm still on Satan's Savoy.
The imperial system only makes sense in machinery and heavy tools, in fact thats the reason why is still around, other than that is just retarded, but im already used to amerishits being retards hon hon hon hon
>>16289508I like it for weights and liquid measure... then again, I like doubling and halving things. Imperial carpentry can suck the SI from my nuts.
>>16286686There is a Metric Cup, it's 250ml. The American one is 237ml. It's also a standardized thing because it's based on ounces. I'm not sure why people have never heard of the metric cup sometimes.
I'm confused, is this a threat about Europeans being smug about their unit measurement of choice, or a thread about Europeans being completely unable to adapt to a system of measurement outside of their comfort zone?
>one cup of flour has a different weight than one cup of granulated sugar>ok, write it down somewhere>"now add 5/6 cup of cocoa powder"FUCK. I know it's based on volume or whatever I DON'T CARE, it makes baking especially overcomplicated, that's the reason why I absolutely avoid following american recipes except for maybe chef John because he's too good to pass on. I'm aware you're all used to doing it this way, but it's objectively worse than metric in every possible way.
>>16286743Why? I have a measuring cup with ml on it and use thatI hate when I look for a recipe and its all like “one stick of this, one farthing of that, one thimble full of this” its so stupid
>>16289525>I like doubling and halving thingsask me how i know that you're retarded>>16289078yeah, i hate the "all purpose' as well
>>16286650>a pinch>a dash>a splash
>ITT autistic euros that need to know if they are using 99 grams of flour or 100 grams of flour because the recipe is ruined if it isn't exact
>>16287776>butter comes in 1/2 cup sticks.You have an idea how stupid this sounds to a normal human?
>>16290164>Europeansyou mean "the entire world except usa and myanmar" right?
Any measurement system where "an ounce of something" requires a question "which ounce" is retarded and outdated.
>>16291566Name three systems.
>>162912888oz to 2oz is a more intuitive calculation than 225g to 56,250mg.Canadians weigh themselves in lbs, do carpentry and fabrication in inches and feet, and cook in Fahrenheit. Their cups and pints are officially metric (and whatever Quebec's doing with the pinte), but often US or proper Imperial, and their land is sold in acres, unless it's big enough to be sold in hectares.
>>16291983here's the thing- the scale would make it super easy
>>16286720You are not conducting a science experiment. Having 3 digits of precision for spice or sauce is absolutely retarded.
>>16292106But two is pretty sensible, as is obvious from how often you have to refer to 1/2 cup, 1/4 cup, etc
>>16286650I could counter that with recipe is in US units :D
>>16286743"Cup of sugar""Half a cup or sugar"There is such a high amount of variation between these two measurements, this is why America food is retarded.
>>16292181I mean what the hell is an oz? a pint? a quart? :D :D :DGot a conversion so i can make a US recipe :D
>>16292181Made a banana cake from a US recipe and some stale bananas and it was really good :D
>>16292187>3rd worlders can't divide by 2
>>16292204There's still a unit i am not sure about, a pinch, i guess its not an absolute unit, just a pinch :D maybe its close to a measure of spice which is 5ml.
>>16287932if you ever come near by bakeries I'll have someone roll you out down to 2mm thicknessffs
>>16291552The thing is, nobody gives a shit about it except Europeans.
>>16292266i dofuck imperial unit recipes
>>16287673>Recipe measures in the volume an ingredient would have in an Ideal Gas of 400K
>>16289686Europeans don't actually know the measurement system they champion.
Foreigners actually are so stupid that they believe cups and tablespoons and teaspoons are not standardized measurements but literally just refer to any random cup or spoon the author wants. Yes, they really truly are THAT braindead.
>>16292281>Recipe doesnt require the usere to have at least a small grasp on basic ThermodynamicsD R O P P E D
Stop embarassing yourself, dumb americains.
>>16292039My scale doesn't do math, it just weighs things.
>>16292797>says the guy that can't do kindergarten arithmetic
Just what is it that drives yuros to be such an embarrassment?
>measuring flour in unit of volume
>>16288661>Recipe is in moles
>>16286650>Recipe is in degrees Kelvin
>>16286684This. I mostly watch American food YouTubers and now I’m thinking of buying some cookware when I’ll be on holiday in the States in September. I’m just so ducking tired of having to convert everything to sensible units.
>recipe asks for a yard of cheese>a flagon of water, tepid>and 10,000 decilitres of beef>Mom has a cheat sheet measuring cup with all that shit on itHow does she do it, bros? Where the fuck did she find it?
>>16294821ye olde bongland shoppes
>>16294988meh, if 15% of a degree is making or breaking your recipe, you're probably doomed anyway.
Imperial measurements make sense when you're raised in it.
>>16295242how do murricans into scientific papers?do they keep their imperial measurements for substances or do they bow to the superior metric like they should?
>>16294123not mutt but this isn't a problem as long as you have a standard cup and making it in larger batches, as it is more forgiving in errorstill stupid though. At this point everyone with a gram of interest in cooking should already own a kitchen scale. Easy, fast, don't have to wash stupid cups.
>british recipe for chicken soup>907 grams of chicken>144681 milligrams of carrot>563 cm3 of celery>0.35 liter of onion>0.02 hoppus cubic feet of chicken broth
>>16295525post one example of this, you daft cuntI can give you 3 examples of shit mutt recipes in shit measurements of cups, oz, spoons
>recipe goes between metric and imperial every other ingredientstop
>>16291552Why isn't the US yellowit's not like you'd be hard-pressed to find a metric tape measure or wrench set here
>>16295356NASA has tried to metrify before but the errors in conversion proved too costly to bother.
>>16296659good going, NASA. This one is on you.
>>16287776Except when they don't
>i followed a recipe
>>16291804imperial ounce is 28gtroy ounce is 31gDutch ounce is 100g
>>16287648horribly. first biggest cooking mistake was 10 years ago and had everything to do with salt and salt alone.
>>16296785MAKE IT STOPDESTROY THE MUTTSFUUUUUUCK
>>16288121We get our butter in bricks
>>16289686Because no one uses it
>>16296785troy ounce is specifically used for gold and is never, ever relevant in a food and cooking context.i have never even heard of a dutch ounce so you're clearly just googling shit to get mad at on purpose.
>>16295525You are clearly retarded.You never have to use milligrams. Mostly kilos and grams for weight and mill and litres for volume when cooking.Conversions are simple too. The imperial system is retarded and you know it.
>>16296785To be clear, i asked you to name three systems in which there are multiple ounces to be confused by.Those are three separate ounces from three separate systems.
>>16297029the person you were responding to said something like "have to guess which ounce it is". Now you'd have to be pretty retarded to think a recipe calls for troy oz., but it's still a fact that an ounce means different things in different parts of the world.Fuck off and move the goalposts somewhere else, then die.
>>16297051I have not moved a single goalpost. There is no system in which there are multiple ounces to be confused by. Even America, with two ounces in its system, clearly names the second one "fluid ounce"That they brought up the Troy ounce at all only shows how disingenuous they are.
>>16297006>so you're clearly just googling shit to get mad at on purpose.I live in the Hague, it's pretty common for Dutch people to all for meat in onzes or however the fuck you spell it. Just because you've never heard of something doesn't make it not real you suburban fuck.
>>16297062I will graciously pretend you are arguing in earnest for one single moment, and ask you this: how often do you have to stop yourseld and ask if you are talking about dutch onzes or american ounces? I already know the answer is never, so fuck you.
>>16297058>no system in which there are multiple ounces to be confused by>immediately names oneyou're not good at this anon. You're a bit thick.
>>16297076Please for the love of Christ learn to read a whole post before replying to it.
>>16297079>hurr durr hurr durr
>>16297086I accept your concession.
>>16297095We already know you're retarded and can't read, no need to keep making such a fuss about it.
>>16292222A pinch means pinch it with your fingers are sprinkle it in you autistic eurotrash fucktard
>>16296741Well Euros where's yours?
>>16297098>I know you are you said you are but what am I?>huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrfr
>>16297104"Less than a quarter teaspoon (1.25mL, or 1-1.5g), but more than nothing."
>>16288972Ok now tell me how many ml is in a third of a litre, and write it in closed form without using real analysis
What is it with Americans and using brands in recipes?Yuro recipes:>500ml of milk>50g of butterAmerican recipes:>3 CUPS OF CAPTAIN CREAMY'S>1 FORD F150 ENGINE CAPACITY'S OF DAIRY BOSS COW GOLD
>>16297479Why would you need calc for that?Should be around 333.3 mL.
>>162974790.999... = 1 (*￣3￣)Tell me how many ounces are in a third of a quart in the same manner.
>>16297508Because Americans would get confused at the store and be like "which butter though, the recipe just says butter but which one?!"
>metric recipe can be scaled up and down>packet size matches ratio of ingredients >syrups weight makes senseIf I make simple sugar syrup, I put a kilo of sugar and a liter of water- wa la two kilos of sugar syrup.
>>16297565With pure water, at 4C... almost...The definitions of liter and gram have shifted, and so have shifted what a liter of water weighs... but it's close enough.
>>162878315000 IQ post
>>16297479>Ok now tell me how many ml is in a third of a litreKek.What's 10 divided by 3 (or 1000 divided by 3 if you will). There's your answer.
>>16288831Well, for /ck/, celcius is great. 0 your shit will turn to ice, 100 your shit will boil.
>>16289356>america>not 3rd worldohononono the cope
>the amount of Euro seethe in this threadWho knew the oz could take out a whole continent.
>>16298006Imperial or American?
>>16286650Most of the world uses it and it makes more sense since it uses universal naming conventions. Either buy measuring containers for it or get a conversion app/site on your phone.The rare times I cook american food I have my measurement cools ready. This is not difficult.
>>16286650American recipes be like:>one cup of flour>one ogre toenail of vanilla>two fairies of sugar>half George washington of water>preheat oven at 85 dragons, let it cook for 666 skinwalker moon cycles.why can't you guys be normal?
>>16298006Niggers are America's gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus MLK's birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.
>>16298091It just seems weird to you because you don't use our measurements.
Why do austists get so worked up about this?
>>16298820 Because I can’t switch my autism on and off. You’re basically asking why the water is wet.
>>16298835Is water wet, or just things covered in it? Are things that are submerged wet?
>>16298417Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?
>>16287776bro when I found out there's lines on your butter's wrapper to measure tablespoons I laughed my ass off
>>16299687bro when I found out there's no lines on your butter's wrapper and you have to guess and measure and guess again and measure again and guess again and measure again I laughed my ass off
>>16287776What the fuck is a half of a cup stick?
>>16299810One whole stick equals the volume of 12 Cup
>>16299950yeah, that makes much more sense than kilograms. If you live in fucking Narnia that is.
>>16289356NO EVERYONE NEEDS TO CATER TO MEEEEEE
>>16299957The stick isn't a unit, it's just the shape that the butter comes in. Makes perfect sense when you aren't a disingenuous shitposter.
>>16297479333ml. because its 1/3 of a 1000. I dont understand how that is hard for you?
>>16300026He's trying to lead it into a 3* 1/3 != 1 situation, but aside from teaspoons and tablespoons, most Imperial and US units fall apart under the same scrutiny.
>>16294141>using moles for ingredients with unknown molar mass
I just wish when they say a measurement of butter they would give multiple units cause I can remember how much is a cup, tbsp etc. in terms of sticks
>>16300661the sticks have it all written on the wrapper.
>>16286650>recipe doesn't say if it's a big cup or a small cup
>>16288291>Old recipes gave ingredients in ratiosratios only work if you measure by weight. ratios do not work with volume (e.g. cup) because it varies too much with, say, how packed your flour is or fine your salt is. it is ESPECIALLY moronic for things like spinach, chopped herbs, diced veggies etc.
>>16300699>hurr durr hurr durr
>>16288769>needing a specific dish for every possible measurement
>>16300699it doesn't vary enough to matter.
>>16300702what an intelligent rebuttal baka
>>16300712for certain things, no, but for others you can absolutely ruin a cake by using 10% too much or too little of something
>>16300752Yeah but back then people knew how to bake even without a recipe, so it was easy for them to adjust on the fly if the batter didn't look right.
>recipe uses spoons and metric unitsSTOP
>All of my measuring tools show both metric AND imperial unitsDamn it feels good to be a Chadnadian.
>>16301402spoons have metric definitions :^)
>>16300708As opposed to... what? Not having multiple measuring sizes tailored for specific weights and volume?Sure, fair enough.
>>16286650yesssssssssthe imperial system is seriously stupid and very unintuitive, how the fuck do you measure horsepower? which breed/size/gender/age? not all horses are equalmetric is simple and easy
>>16299950more importantly, how many girls are included with the cup
>>16291983>8oz to 2oz is a more intuitive calculation than 225g to 56,250mg.You're just taking a pair of arbitrary rounded valued for ounces and making the claim it's more intuitive when the gram equivalents are obviously not rounded, you absolute mong. I could say that 200g to 50g us more intuitive than 7.05 to 1.76 and I'd be making as good of a point as you, you fucking mouth-breather.
>>16301488you see anon if you don't use retarded units all you need is a kitchen scale
>>16301713you expect me to read:>all that copeby:>you ?
>>16286684JOU MUST DIVIDE ZINGS INTO TENS AS IS RATIONALZERE ARE NO SITUATIONS VERE HALVES OR THIRDS OR QUARTERS ARE A MORE NATURAL UNIT OF DIVISION ZAN TENTHS
>>16286650>recipe is in cup units>comes from a nation that uses giant cups
>>16301812VEN DIVIDINGK BY ZE THIRDS UND ZE QWAHRTERS, YOU SIMPLY GAIN DECIMAL PLACES. FUR INSTAANCE, A QWAHRTER OV A LITER IS 0.25 LITERS, OR 250 MILLIVANILLILITERS. A THIRD OF A KILOGRAM IS 0.333 KILOGRAMS, OR 333 GRAMS (TO WHATEVER DECIMAL ACCURACY IS NECESSARY). BECAUSE ZHESE ZHINGS OPERATE SIMULTAANEOUSLY IN BASE-TEN MEASURE AND A BASE-TEN NUMERARY SYSTEM, IT IS POSSIBLE TO JUST DO ZE MATH VIZH ZHEM FOR ANY AHRBITRARY DIVIZION, UND ZHERE IS NO RECTIFICATION NECESSARY BETWEEN ZHE CALCULATZIONS UND ZHE PRACTICAL MEAZHUREMENTS.
>>16286790nobody knows what you're trying to communicate in your clown vernacular, pedostralian.
>>16302293I'm not that particular Aussie, but I can help translate.>seppoid recipeA recipe in ounces, cups, etc. Written by a septic tank, er, Yank.>scroll past the seemingly endless life story of some obese mouthbreather with a head shaped like a buttplugThe fat conehead prefaced the recipe with a blog.>finally get to measurementsAt the end of the blog, there is actually a recipe.>7/23rds of a volumetric cubit of flour123 cups of flour.>5/8ths of a log of Happy Valley Farms:registered: Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Smegma30 oz of margarine.
>>16286650Here fuckass https://lmgtfy.app/?q=metric+to+standard+conversion
>>16301773It's probably not uncommon here for a family houshold in particular to have both a measuring cup set as well as scales of some sort.In either case it's all thought of as metric, and therefore considered as adding some amount of grams or ml to a recipe. That's what's cups will mainly be used for, whereas scales will mostly be reserved for portion sizes.
>using spoons and cups to measure solidsYou might as well eyeball it.
>>16286857None of this is true
>>16286650What does he eat, /ck/?
>>16286684Europoor autism strikes again. how dare anyone measure anything in practical measurements. no no no, everything has to be in autistic perfect 10s because that makes “sense.”
>>162878870 freezing10 cool day20 room temp30 hot day40 fucking boiling100 water evaporates
>>16286650Op doesn't have a scale LOL
>>16286650>How to bait ck into a 250-post-and-growing spergout in 5 simple words Bravo OP, powerfully effective yet so elegantly concise
>>16304499Add 10 degrees to everything but freezing and evaporation and that’s how it is where I live.We are at 36 degrees right now, mildly hot.
>>16295372Don't you mean "anyone with 0.035274 oz of interest in cooking"?
>>16301713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkuYuRn6Vls&tif you need to make a scientific calculation before you cook somehing, then cooking is not for you
>>16287887celsius is the best temperature system -50 cold +50 hot
>>16287887>>16288831Perception of environmental temperature is greatly influenced by humidity and wind. No measurement system based only on physical temperature can produce more than a vague idea.
Using scientific units of measurement sounds like something pretentious pseuds would do desu.
The insecurity of Americans regarding their completely fucking stupid measurement system will never stop being funny.
>>16286684metric is only useful when making cakes when the ingredients need to be very precise
>meterIts a fairly large length, Humans are usually less than 2>litreIt's a fairly large amount, 1 is more than enough for a single serving>gramIt's hardly anything. One gram of food is not going to do anything for you. You need several hundred to make a mealAnyone else feel like they fucked this one up? Kilogram should have been a gram.
>>16308332Kilogram was originally named the Grave and the Gram was called Gravet. This was before they came up with their suffixes and prefixes.But Grave (unit of mass) sounded too close to Grave (title of nobility) and France was still in a guillotining mood, so they ixnayed both Graves.Also it was felt that the smaller Gravet was going to be the more useful everyday unit, so after they renamed it the Gram they declared it to be the official base unit of mass and the Grave then became the Kilogram.Then later they thought it was silly that the Gram was so much smaller than the Metre and the Litre, but it was too late to rename everything so they just said Kilogram is now the base unit instead.
>recipe using English units of measurement
>>16308403makes sense to meyou too stupid to figure it out?
>>16286650I'm american and I definitely prefer everything to be measured by weight. More accurate, and allows me to use what the fuck ever container I want to measure, minimizing the amount of dishes.
>>16286857If you come across a recipe like this then it is an ad.
>>16302346>Vegetable Smegmastealing this for a band name
>>16300699>how packed your flour isfirst, you don't pack it at all. second, just scoop it out to fill your cup measure then scrape any excess off the top.>But should I break it up to make it more loose first?No, just scoop the flour and be done with it.
>>16286785Look mom a delusional cretin victim of American exceptionalism
>>16286857This kills the mutts
>>16289686how the fuck does one measure the volume of something one doesn't put in a cup? What the fuck is a cup of butter?
>>16310955>t. failed my science class
>>16311575get a load of this nerd
>>16286824Motherfucker, that's just embarrassing.
>>16286650I don't use any recipes that doesn't have the measurements in grams.
>>16309739>thread literally started by Americans crying about the world>"Nah shut up you fatty fat fucking cheeseball lardman">REEEEEEEEEEEEnt free!
>>16288831Freezing point, boiling point of water.You're just confused because when you heat up your water too much the chemicals inside it either explode, catch fire, caramelize, or create mustard gas. Meanwhile ice is that stuff they put into your coke at McDoggles.
>>16287939Then you just divide the initial recipe by 5 and then multiply it by 9 or 11 to get the right amounts.
>>16286686>>16286720it's 236 ml you illiterates. For practical purposes you can just call it 250 ml, 1/4 of a litre, but it might not taste like grandma's. just get a measuring cup lol
>>16310955a cup of butter is roughly 236-237 ml of butter. might come useful next time you make cookies
>>16286851it's half a pint. and then there are so many pints in a gallon, and so many tablespoons in a cup.
>>16295372it's still stupid to measure flour volumetricaly if you're baking bread because you would have to fluff it up beforehand and you can't be sure you've done it consistently. I switched to weighing my flour for my bread making, but I do it in lbs and oz as God intended.t.mutt
>>16313336>fries with parmtastelet choice.
>>16297545Yeah, we don't like in the communist utopia. We have choices.
>>16297508Many recipes are sponsored by food companies.
>american cuisine>the only worthwhile recipes are all black slave cuisine>they measure by using a dash, heap and a splash>mong amerifats only use recipes off boxes for their sloppaKek amerifats never talk food again.
>>16286857Lol this is fucking true.Been to the states once and everybody was surprised I wanted to make fresh food instead of some pre-prepared microwave dish
This thread is several days old faggots Let it die
>He serves instant coffeehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1624294540423.webm
>>16316320kek that clip
>>16291457>brainlet yuropoor too stupid to understand the concept of volume
>>16299804How hard is basic math?Butter is usually sold in 500g packets here.>250g of butterhalf a packet>100g of butterone fifth of a packet>150g of butterBit less than one third of a packet. Good enough.I dont understand.Besides cooking and baking are not such rocket sciences that missing or extra 20g of butter for example is gonna ruin the recipe.Exact, precise measuring is rarely needed.
>>1628893812-based systems may be overall better due to this, but only as long as you're consistent with it and also have a duodecimal number scheme (spoiler: we don't)using a decimal (number) and a duodecimal (measurement) system at the same time is not worth what little benefit the additional divisor gets you
>>16301812>try to divide by 5>cup explodesimagine being an ami lmao
A GENEROUS AMOUNT OF SALT AND PEPPER
>>16286650Just buy a cheap scale retard
>Recipe calls for 500 Meters noodle
>>16286650>43 pieces kitchen set does not include a heaping table cup
>>16286684>Metric units make sensebased on the volume of water at sea level, which changes as you raise in elevation.it is in accurate.imperial is based on 3 barley corns which have changed volume in 500,000 years.you're an idiot, anon.
>>16294221I dislike foodtubers who don't use metric
>>16292106>what is bakingYou need scales for some recipes, otherwise it will end in disaster.
>>16296637thats why it says mainly imperial not exclusively imperial
>>16286739Seriously like thank God my fancy french cooking school cookbook has the english measurements next to the metric ones"Hon hon, u need 163 mL of eggs" fuck you eggs come in units of "egg"
>>16324502I give a 10% margin of error for all weighed ingredients. Do I need 10 grams of salt? Who cares if I add 9 or 11? It's not gonna matter.Do I need 200 grams of butter? It's not gonna matter if I add 180 or 220.Etc..
>>16286650Just convert, like most people following American stuff have to.
>>16324523I don't measure, I keep it real and rustic
>>16324523Oh cheers, always wondered how that worked. From the way ppl complain on here it seemed like food would be RUIENED FOREVER if you used 5 mL too much water or whatnotMetric, imperial, as long as you get the proportions right it should taste the same
>>16324578>Metric, imperial, as long as you get the proportions right it should taste the sameExactly.
>>16297479>Real analysisHoly shit american education really shines