Help me turn my ramen into gourmet food

[Anonymous No.16285695]

I'm in a college dorm with a pack of ramen left. I got 5$ left so I can buy stuff with that.

[Anonymous No.16285698]

what is that swirly thing do you eat it?

[Anonymous No.16285704]

>>16285698
narutomaki, a kind of fish sausage. similar to imitation crab sticks.

[Anonymous No.16285997]

>>16285695
Dozen eggs, one yellow onion, one clove garlic, one bell pepper, then be a man and steal a cut of steak while you're there.
Sweat onions with garlic, add pepper but don't let the onion fully caramelize. then deglaze with any alcohol available (even old beer works) to build the broth on top of it. Don't add seasoning. Before instanoodle poach 1-2 eggs until it starts to foam, then add noodles. Cook 2 minutes 40 seconds. Not 3. Add flavor packet and stir in with some soy sauce and any sort of cayenne or hot sauce you got. Slice that stolen piece of meat as thin as you can like paper. Dip the meat in the hot broth to let it cook to your doneness as you enjoy a poor man's kingly meal.
>t. Spent many years poor but happy.

[Anonymous No.16286015]

>>16285997
I meant a head* of garlic I'm stupid. In fact just steal that too, you're in college life doesn't really matter for you yet.

[Anonymous No.16286041]

Make sunday surprise Ramen

[Anonymous No.16286139]

>>16286041
you may think it's a meme, but i've tried this and it's fucking solid.

[Anonymous No.16286573]

>>16286041
I don't need to open that image to know what it is, and you're a son of a bitch for posting it

[Anonymous No.16286617]

>>16285695
source?

[Anonymous No.16286689]

>>16285695
Or you could just go buy oats and milk?

[Anonymous No.16286742]

>>16285698
>>16286041

[Anonymous No.16286745]

I just put veggies (bok choi, carrot, napa cabbage) and tofu in it, sometimes egg

[Anonymous No.16286826]

>>16285997
So I didn't steal a steak, I got a chicken thigh instead, a dozen of egg, pepper, garlic, shallots, red onion, and green onions. So what can I do with these.

[Anonymous No.16287120]

>>16286826
Im not going to cook anymore, I call this gourmet "poubelle dégoûtante"

[Anonymous No.16287153]