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trying American BBQ today
>>16284095Looks.......depressing. Are those ribs?
>>16284095woah I don't know in what kind of shit hole you got served this...
>>16284095American BBQ looks terrible.
>>16284095>trying American BBQ today>That picNo, you're not. Get some brisket with a nice smoke ring, faggot
>>16284095I have never seen ribs that ugly
>>16284095>trying American BBQ todayno smoke ringnot falling off bone juicy, probably underdone, or were allowed to dry outnever once seen bagged shreds of cheese on top of potato salad in a BBQ restaurant
>>16284095Salad looks good that meat though idk man looks rough
>>16284095Looks like a typical euro imitation of American food
>>16284095Southern retards are gonna cry at this and post pics of the BBQ they are "used to", failing to recognize that a majority of their famous locations serve slop like OP. Only a sliver of a minority actually make it good like the pictures they post and even then it doesn't look that good because most of the pictures are doctored to make it look better than it typically is.
>>16284176Wow man you are so blackpilled about BBQ
>>16284176BBQ implies cooked over an open flame, OP's ribs are literally boiled nigger
I would hang myself out of shame if my ribs ever came out like that
>>16284095What in the flying fuck is that?Did someone boil those ribs?
>>16284095Did you fucking boil it? Who the fuck made you that? Kill them.
>>16284095You got scammed. That looks awful, no one should ever try selling that and calling it bbq.
>>16284095dude that pic makes my jaw ache just looking at it
>>16284363Have you literally never boiled meat before retard, how do you think the outside got browned?
>>16285317>Have you literally never boiled meat before retardNo. I have literally never boiled meat before.
>>16285329Sure could have fooled me.
>>16284095I would rather have a Hungry Man "backyard barbecue" meal than this
>>16284095cool, post a pic of it
>>16285329You've never made a soup or stew with meat in it? If so, you've boiled meat. Simmering has the same effect as boiling except that you don't have to stir as much.
>>16284095Are you in a nursing home or prison?
>>16285537>You've never made a soup or stew with meat in it?yeah, and I sear the meat first
>>16284095Kansas City BBQ is best regional bbq style in the US. You cannot beat Burnt Ends of brisket smoked for 16+ hours drizzles in delicious sauce. Pic related, Slaps BBQ in KCKif the meat isn't practically melting in your mouth then it hasn't been prepared properly. Ideally there is ample sauce as well. Although there should always be a good rub as well
>>16284363>BBQ implies cooked over an open flameNo it doesn't, you are thinking of "Grilling". Grilling and Barbecuing are not the same, although Barbecue has been co-opted to mean the same thing as grilling or having a cookout. Traditionally, BBQ involves smoked meats cooked on indirect heat for at least 6 or 8 hours
>>16286287>Traditionally, BBQ involves smoked meats cooked on indirect heat for at least 6 or 8 hoursNo, it traditionally refers to cooking whole animal carcasses by pit roasting, which is a cooking method over direct flame. The more modern American methods developed from pit roasting via the idea of first smothering the fires and cooking in the residual heat and hot smoke.
>>16286348>The more modern American methods developed from pit roasting via the idea of first smothering the fires and cooking in the residual heat and hot smoke.Wrong. The pre-cursor of BBQ were the Spanish and southern Natives pit cooking whole pigs where they were buried with the coals. If it was actually direct flame, it would burn to all hell. BBQ is slow and low, direct flame is fast (aka a grill)
>>16286361So, you read what I said, told me I was wrong, and then agreed with me? Weird
>>16284095Sad and dry.
>>16286380bless your hearts
>>16286281If you need sauce, it ain't the best, and KC sickly sweet sauce is the worst culprit.
>>16284095That looks like new york bbq, not american bbq
>>16286373You claimed that pit roasting uses direct heat, he claimed that pit roasting does not use indirect heat. He did not agree with you.
>>16285397I can't find these anymore. I miss them so much.
>>16286754>taps knife>close out of .webm
>>16284176Kek coastcuck cope
>>16284095Those ribs don't look very appetizing.
>>16284111That's not what American BBQ looks like Anon.
>>16285317>Have you literally never boiled meat before retardBoiled meat is not BBQ you colossal moron.
>>16284095Fake and gay. This pic was posted earlier, the chick ordered ribs without sauce and some black person retweeted saying it was the kind of ribs that went to the capitol protest.
>>16284153I recently learned you don't need starter. Now I love baking.
>>16284095Damn, american bbq is fucking vile. How do they even chew that? It looks like a fucking brick.
>>16284095I wonder if you could get an american visa in your shithole
>>16284095At what? A homeless shelter or prison?
>>16284176You sound like a fucking coastal coper
It’s from tw*tter you dummies. Op gay. Lots gay.
>>16286380Fuck you new york
>>16286754I'm fucking erect
>>16284095KC BBQ is best
>>16288914>>16288920I'm not gonna fuck you cletus, I like my blowjobs to include the presence of teeth
>>16286281texas though, anon...
>>16286380the meat looks so well cooked, fuck portionfags
>>16284095OP IS A FAGGOT
>>16288958lol no. KC is to BBQ what Chicago is to pizza.Covering shitty meat in copious amounts of sugar sauce doesn't make great bbq...
>>16289003Jordan, MN near Minneapolis...that explains the lack of any sort of flavoring or moisture. Northerners can't cook.
>>16289098You know shit about shit. Go eat some skyline chili
>>16284111>>16287825I'll bet the place is run by a Jew. It's a deli in wolfs clothing.
>>16289173It'd be on par with KC sloppa
>>16286380>That'll be $52 + tip!
>>16284095Here is some real BBQ for ya
>>16289217Press X for doubt
>>16286754is it just me or does anyone else hate when people wrap something up and then cut it in half? It always makes me think there's going to be fucking paper in the food.
>>16289309>using a knife on "fall off the bone" meatthey're doing it wrong
>>16288971God you faggots are insufferable And I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole you walking std culture
>>16289003>These ribs definitely stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th
>>16289217You leave sloppa out of this you faggot
>>16289840Why the fuck are these wojacks so accurate
>>16288971> I like my blowjobs to include the presence of teethIf there are teeth involved it's a chewie not a blowie. U sick bastard.
>>16289003Why can't women BBQ?
>>16289858I don't know, did you model for the artist?
>>16284106>plain white wonderbreadamericans have truly outdone themselves
>>16291001let me guess you "need" more
americans are so fucking stupid about their bbq its nothing special, bbq is literaly the same all around the world
>>16289003>mac n cheese >pre shredded shredded cheese kill those who did this to you then kill yourself>mac salad and baked beans are the best sides for bbqnb4 fries fags seethe
>>16284153what kind of political compass is that
>>16289003Women truly can not be funny.
>>16284095Do Americans really barbecue like that?
>>16284095I think that's shoe soles.