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>> No.16278151

>plastic excuse for poor pizza cutters and pizza cutting skills
you wait, they'll be complaining for higher wages in 10 years.

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>> No.16278197

goober got rekt trying to emminate posh italian mob cook

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>> No.16278300

after virgins turn 30 they get wizard powers

>> No.16278307

i hope they do not enjoy their pizza

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>> No.16278328


how dare you doubt the dubs of truth you blasphemous heretic,
begone from our board!
may the lord strike thee down and bring a plauge upon all your houses!

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>> No.16278343

All my food webum's are over 4mb and most have sound.

>> No.16278345

good for you

>> No.16278347

I can't post them on this Stone age website. MootMk2 is a lazy fuck

>> No.16278354

:( my point still stands

>> No.16278361

>he doesn't know about the wizards
one literally became such a powerful wizard in a wheelchair people called him hotwheels and he created a site just to spite some gamer girl wannabes where all the banned faggots would go and shitpost anything they wanted. it got taken down after some schizo incel shot up a mosque and the previous owner refused to comply with pedo white knights trying to cover their tracks.

>> No.16278367

Look mom, I posted it again.

>> No.16278370

tell me more

>> No.16278372

>*cast spell to make you a faggot*
>nothing happens

>> No.16278392

so this is what I was eating in Thailand

>> No.16278414

It's an amerifat who shops at a german grocery store. Read her lips: that's english, nigga.

>> No.16278415

Neat sculpture.

>> No.16278421

>>>Look mom, I posted it again.<<<

>> No.16278422

I want to see what retards like you look like. Please post a picture.

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>not having a folder for each

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>> No.16278449

Wow, boring midwit response, as expected. INB4--

>> No.16278453

ay yo but how does my mans get out?

>> No.16278458

As if this has ever been a problem for anyone

>> No.16278465

u don't have one

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>> No.16278574

Thank (You).

>> No.16278576

imagine these white people eating your dog food willingly and you tape them.

>> No.16278578

i need some nachos with a slice of that nerd

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>> No.16278640

Imagine how sticky your walls would be if you cooked like this at home.

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I regret

>> No.16278685

Daj, chinese egg seller

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>> No.16278700

Don't asians cook outside? Especially big meals like this?

>> No.16278727

>non american brands

>> No.16278752

Prove it, post the original footage

>> No.16278773

they're doing it wrong. they're all eating family style dishes to themselves instead of sharing

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>> No.16278894

who has a professional stir fry stovetop at home anyway?

>> No.16278909

*le cheeky weenie during the cooking*

>> No.16279128

>dog food
Lmao, white food is closer to dog food, retard.

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>> No.16279180

Nah, I don't give a fuck about xi chinkping, but chinese food is god tier. I hate the sloppa I was raised on as a white kid.

>> No.16279184

Every time I've had something some stupid souschef torched in my plate, it ended up tasting like propane. Broil it under a salamandre or don't bother doing it at all

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>> No.16279244

Instead of filming they could have explained what the proper etiquette was.

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>> No.16279293

Please, can someone PLEASE dump some of those mexican sloppa cringe videos? I literally can't find them on youtube because of mukbang shit

>> No.16279308

>all that try-hard frying and they still come out soggy, slimy and full of oil
but le big fire mean le epic manly food!!

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>> No.16279314

I don't get it, what are they doing wrong here?

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C-can we post what we made here?

>> No.16279321

based and shashlik pilled

>> No.16279358

not sure what this was supposed to imply but i kekd anyways, thanks anon

>> No.16279373

That central table (the glass one) is a rotating table for shared dishes. In most Chinese cuisines, dishes are ordered and placed on the shared table, and then people rotate it to take what they want.

Essentially, it's normal to eat "family style" as we call it in the States rather than eat standalone dishes.

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>> No.16279408

I don't know, bro, that looks pretty good.

>> No.16279465

Please, someone post mexican street food sloppa cringe PLEASE I'm begging you

>> No.16279481

Talk about brain rot.

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It was 3 and a half minutes per side, might be a little char on a few pieces but it wasn't burn at all. Juicy and delicious.

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>> No.16279510

Bread pudding shouldn't be runny..

>> No.16279513

The watermark is in German, it's a German TV show.

>> No.16279521

A german TV show... on an amerifat. Not hard to fucking understand?? Do you think documentaries on the amazon are fake because of the british narrator too?

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>> No.16279579

then you werent raised white

>> No.16279583

>tasting like propane
B-but-but Hank Hill said I'd taste the meat, not the heat!

>> No.16279587

Yeah, I'm totally talking about dirty street vendors

>> No.16279594

i do love some panda express

>> No.16279597

Pancake art is just drawing pictures in reverse and doing outlines and shading first. Not saying it's easy but it's less impressive when you watch the whole video.

>> No.16279598

That's american food, not chinese food

>> No.16279616

Ok but I don't see the problem unless the white devil gwailo are eating other people's food in addition to their own. Ostensibly he ordered what he wanted so he's eating it. Simple as. Get eaten by an escalator, chinky baby.

>> No.16279619

Post footage with audio

>> No.16279622

>I hate white people China is best
Ok, chang

>> No.16279628

Shit this reminds me of the time when people told me to put bacon and maple syrup on my pancakes and I thought that was bad for my health at the time but this shit right here is next fucking level lmfao

>> No.16279633

wait is this real also how does he get out?

>> No.16279648

do germans really?

>> No.16279654

you dont put syrup on your pancakes? do you just eat them dry?

>> No.16279676

>it doesn't reflect

What did xhe mean by this?

>> No.16279682

Maple syrup and pancakes are delicious in it's own unique way and I love it but adding bacon was absolutely the worst thing ever
My friends be like
>"Here try this combination of this sweet canadian treat mixed with some of the fattening overpowering flavoured meat"

>> No.16279683

I think he meant to say your Food Dog.

>> No.16279702

>soggy, slimy and full of oil

Did you not see the sauce he was adding throughout the cooking process you sloppa slurping saxonoid? That's fucking sauce.

>> No.16279731

so you can take a slice without having to touch the pizza dumbshit

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>> No.16279784

because not everyone wants to eat pizza after your dirty mutt hands have been all over it faggot

>> No.16279817

Is that what those are for?

>> No.16279836

No, they're to prevent pizza boxes from collapsing in the middle when stacked on top of each other

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>> No.16279858

You don't wash your hands before dinner?

Oh, who the fuck are we kidding? You don't wash.

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I mean you can jury-rig one from a portable gas stove with a bit of ingenuity

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>> No.16279984

I hate dogs.

>> No.16280065

>food made in america is american food
>food made in china isn't chinese food
go peel your piss eggs, chang

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>> No.16280077

Yeah, they really are. As soon as any kind of food comes out, they barrel straight towards it as if they're entitled to it. Dogs are trash animals.

>> No.16280176

But you're still having to touch someone else's slice while doing that....

>> No.16280224

t. Abdul bin Hassan

>> No.16280232

>Touches crust when pulling it out anyway
What's the point?

>> No.16280238

Scallop shucker, there is way more talent here than the video gives credit for.

>> No.16280297

the dude touched the pizza

>> No.16280310

What is the smoking hole he's throwing the shells into?

>> No.16280312

So... The "problem" is the chink bitch is outnumbered by a group with a different custom and she has a sandy vag that they aren't eating the way she thinks they should? Fuck her entitlement. She has to learn to appreciate and respect their differences in the name of diversity and stop being such a mopey cunt.

>> No.16280331

just cause you wash doesn't mean everyone else did bitchtits

>> No.16280354

He's on a boat and that's the ocean, you muppet

>> No.16280363

you mean you don't have a portal into the ether to throw your empty shells into? damn must suck being poor kek

>> No.16280387

The river styx.

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>> No.16280396

Good bait

>> No.16280417

Get me every time

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>> No.16280448

Chink is seething because she ordered the shittiest dish and isn't getting to leech of everyone else's superior, actual meals.

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>> No.16280507

But hotwheels was fucking thai hookers all the time

>> No.16280567

Pures Leben is a comedy, this a satire segment.
You still need more proof this is of an American other then the fact that their obese and eating garbage, that has stopped being an exclusive trait for a long time now.

>> No.16280590

i liked him in two greedy italians
comfy show

>> No.16280591

no it's about a german fat fuck.
source: am german and these clips are viral here.

>> No.16280592

It's not that there eating a specific dish wrong, it's their dealing with the whole order wrong.
Imagine instead of chinese food it was fast food in the center; you'd have a plate of hamburgers, a plate of fries, a bowl of ketchup, ect.
Instead of taking their portions from the plates, one person took the entire plate of hamburgers, one took the entire plate of fries, and one was left with a bowl of ketchup.
Make more sense now?

>> No.16280598

just like you, fatass

>> No.16280599

>as a white kid
ok, now i know for sure youre not actually white

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>> No.16280744

jesus shit what a trip. first time i ever saw the webm i thought it was a conveyor belt. i saw the smoke. now i see the ocean. wtf is happening.

>> No.16280757

where you get this

>> No.16280772

>American cooking.webm
>post clip from fake German reality tv

BTW Pures Leben means pure life

>> No.16280806 [DELETED] 

dont worry guys i kick him out

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>> No.16280894

Dubs wasted by subhuman dog-hater
You will never be white

>> No.16280924

pizzas in america really are just cheese and dough

>> No.16280933

angloids and chinkoids deserve each other

>> No.16280959

Not what I said. LRN2READ

>> No.16281001

Not gonna work because I'm white, dipshit

>> No.16281045

>they gave chink shills free internet
its over bros... the bugmen won

>> No.16281068

Go be a tourist somewhere else, fag

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shut up chang. You just got schooled by a random nigger on the internet. Learn from your mistakes, dipshitm

>> No.16281172

That one doesn't make any sense, if you're going to be butthurt at least be clever.

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Absolutely no fucking way this isn't a troll post.
Nobody is that sheltered.

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>somehow manages not to cut her fingers off at 0:13

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>> No.16281239

i can assure u its more meaningless than u think

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Do people in flyover states REALLY?!

>> No.16281257

Shalom fellow white

>> No.16281419

No. I understand what you're saying and my point still stands - fuck her for being judgmental for them not following her customs. They have their own customs and she is being a bigot for acting so poorly simply because their ways are different. They are a minority ethnic group and should be protected against her bigoted oppression.

>> No.16281457

Get some sleep man. You're acting retarded again.

>> No.16281572

God this gave me anxiety just from watching

>> No.16281574

It's only necessary if you fuck up a cutting the pizza

>> No.16281580

How can you look this dumb trying to cut a carrot?

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>> No.16281734

you know it is all played up because it is a reality show right

>> No.16281740

>have you heard of the high elves?

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Yummy pahsketti

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>> No.16281875

Hank please

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>> No.16281896

yes dont liste to this >>16279836 fucking jew

>> No.16281899


go fuck your hairy cousin Ahmad

>> No.16281912

in germany we call shows like this "Assi TV"
aka TV for degenerates

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>> No.16281955

>spaghetti expensive so bad
>tortilla cheap so good
>instead of making spaghetti less expensive we should make tortillas just as expensive
People listen to this guy?

>> No.16281981

this but ironically

>> No.16282056

hilarious. their mouths must be salty!

>> No.16282063

I would crack that mutts skull for even trying that.

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Don't bully the puppy!

>> No.16282074

Don't get fooled by the "hurr German actually". This is an US Army brat living in Germany. This girl is all american

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>> No.16282119

It's not about ethnicity and race, it's about eating balanced meals. The other guy didn't even mention race. You're more race obsessed than a Hollywood producer trying to cram in black people into movies.

>> No.16282127

are you in a reality show right now? because your lard ass cope is off the charts

>> No.16282175

Coping hun

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>be a mermaid
>just swimming around
>suddenly it starts raining bras
>stop body shaming me, humans

>> No.16282268

buck broken

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>> No.16282306

I know what the next thing I'm buying is.

>> No.16282325

Wrong again, but nice gaslight attempt. Or is it just a reading and comprehension issue? As stated in >>16279373
>in most Chinese dishes blah blah blah
>then compared it to US custom and vernacular
Shove it Chang, your ways are not our ways and we will not stand by and tolerate your bigoted oppression.

>> No.16282332

wtf I love Ramsey now!

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>> No.16282344

>the jew fears the home stir frier

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>> No.16282347

sure is summer in here

>> No.16282362

God dang they really are like little sea puppers. :)

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he was a bored elementary schooler

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>> No.16282398

what are chitlins for 300

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>> No.16282406

No need to explain. Every culture has communal feasts. What you are seeing there is a joke.

>> No.16282408

for what purpose

>> No.16282484

does this not burn the fuck out of the garlic? burnt garlic means toss it and start over, no?

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>> No.16282554

>he used the word "Chinese dishes"
>REEEE racism
nerves more fragile than a rainbow haired twitter leftist

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>> No.16282631

More the fact he found reddit humor funny.

>> No.16282645

The egg meme is as stupid as the dancing cat meme.

>> No.16282665

Anon, this is a cooking board, no need to talk about buying a dildo.

>> No.16282671

based gosu enjoyer.

>> No.16282677

What the hell is she doing? Just sit down and eat it normally, in a civilised manner. Or not, stand and be civilised. Chimpanzees have more discipline than that.

>> No.16282684

All frogshitter deserve death

>> No.16282714

i got one from phillips. waste of money - no textural or taste difference, just faster cooking pasta and something to fill your dishwasher with. cant make proper ramen because dough is too hard. making a roll of dumpling dough is also just a pipe dream.

>> No.16282719

>big scoop of ricecream

>> No.16282740

So this is the equivalent of taking the whole tray from a buffet instead of just scooping the amount you want in your plate?

>> No.16282755

Consider the Italian problem solved

>> No.16282761

I'll triangulate your location from this video and shit in your mailbox

>> No.16282786

>Chinese bitch making faces at White people not eating Chinese food in Chinese custom
>this isn't racist somehow
You're a fuckin idiot

>> No.16282840

>Chinese bitch making faces at White people not eating food in a logical way
>this isn't racist
Yes indeed.

China has numerous Mcdonald's and KFC's so there's no excuse, they can eat their Western food in their Western way just down the street.

>> No.16282864

>White people are only allowed to eat Chinese food if they do it how they're told to
Your bigotry knows no bounds, I see.

>> No.16282899

They can eat whatever they want dumbass, the restaurant staff didn't kick them out and the laughing bitch was not forcing them to stop. Everyone else also have the right to laugh at them. Your retardation knows no bounds.

>> No.16282918

And we in turn are allowed to mock and laugh at the intolerant racist chink. Glad we have that all sorted now.

>> No.16282943

anon, please piss the fuck off already - the chinksects are LITERALLY tolerating improper table manners.

>> No.16282946

>mock and laugh at the intolerant racist
>on 4chan

>> No.16282968
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Shut the fuck up.

>> No.16282983

There is nothing wrong with their table manners. She simply does not like that their customs are different than Chinese customs which is incredibly intolerant and racist of her. Diversity is a strength and it is beautiful and it is not her place to be critical of the practices of a minority group.

>> No.16282996

i hope writing that made you feel dirtier than i do after having read it.

>> No.16283001

That's not what he is saying you unwashed third worlder

>> No.16283019

cringe lol

>> No.16283028

Why would it? Racism and intolerance should never be accepted, anon.

>> No.16283051

I hate passive aggressive social shaming shit like this

>> No.16283088

>knew what it was before the eyes were even halfway done

I've been here too fucking long.

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>> No.16283100


to face this on your own

well i guess this is growing up

>> No.16283104

hello egg seller. I'm about to go to work and I need only your best egg samwich

>> No.16283134

Imagine seething so hard that you create elaborate fantasies just so you can start to cope.

>> No.16283146

Americans are fucking retarded

>> No.16283163

Why ridn't the chink eating with them say something?

>> No.16283182

>American """humour"""

>> No.16283195

Becauase that would have spoiled the joke. You think white people don't know what a lazy susan is for? We invented them.

>> No.16283199

>pizza slice changes between cuts
I demand a refund

>> No.16283204

Anyone have a webm of that brit tv show where the guest is asked to zest a lemon and he has no idea what to do but pretends like he does

>> No.16283206

Go back

>> No.16283214

And yet you're still a newfag. Funny how that works.

>> No.16283217

Even if it's "just a little bit", then ooh, woah, it looks so cool, but the taste of fucking PROPANE GAS overpowers everything else.

>> No.16283219

White people only share dishes on thanksgiving. I'm sure they thought it was just for tea and condiments.

>> No.16283221

The average /ck/ faggot

>> No.16283241

jesus christ

>> No.16283249


>> No.16283278

Nihao John, good luck with the new film

>> No.16283285

You are stupid as fuck

>> No.16283306

My family's cat does the same, literally tries to eat anything and everything and immediately tries to grab my breakfast off the table after she's done eating her own food

>> No.16283406

It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with. It doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop shucking scallops.....Ever.....Until you are dead

>> No.16283425

>Until you are shucked
one job anon..

>> No.16283433

Go back to 9gag you faggot nigger.

>> No.16283453

son, you are trying too hard. just sit back and lurk for a couple of years.

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>> No.16283465

People paid this guy so they could cook a single egg and top it with a flower.

>> No.16283477

Go back. You're not fooling anyone.

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>> No.16283493

>a (you)poster
The evidence keeps piling up, newfag

>> No.16283507

here is a last one for the road. dont talk to strangers or suck cock for crack.

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>> No.16283531

Stupid fucking gooks

>> No.16283536

Yeah I'm korean
I'll shoot your dog if it tries to lick my hand. That's why I appendix carry a glock30

>> No.16283537

>they hated him because he spoke the truth

>> No.16283557

He takes the eggxit

>> No.16283563
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Yeah, I'm sure you whip out your glock like an epic badass every time you see a dog. Suck my nuts from the back.

>> No.16283573

Bury your dog in a dumpster

>> No.16283578

>fat korean man gets shot to death by another concealed carrier after he tries to murder someone else's dog
>more news at 11

>> No.16283590

you remind me of that webm of a chink holding a dog down on the pavement and punching it so hard on the head that blood leaks out of it's nose

>> No.16283602

Love that webm

>> No.16283646


I've been here thirteen years and i'm still a newfag learn your place

>> No.16283654

If there's multiple people eating you can just grab one slice each and pull them apart.

>> No.16283675
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fucking idiot

>> No.16283789

When I started out cooking, I cut trough my left middle finger while trying to cut a wobbly carrot. I patched it up, went back to finish the dish and immediately cut trough two fingers on the same hand to the bone.

>> No.16283813

thanks for the clever remarks einstein

>> No.16283837

Everybody in the general public recognizes the Trump frog.

>> No.16283843

heh, you are no true /ck/unt if you havent offered a blood sacrifice to some wobbly veg.

>> No.16283891

Ni How!
Datta Chinese food rearry good, eh ferrow amelican?

>> No.16283913

I want you to realize that I can see the post count rise while the poster count stays the same, every single time you reply to me. It's not even funny/worth samefagging for.

>> No.16283919

All /ck/ webm threads devolve into racial shitposting.

>> No.16283938

This could've been avoided if someone just uploaded some mexican street food sloppa cringe

>> No.16283940


>> No.16283944

That's because you tried to force the stupid "sloppa" meme.

>> No.16283957

What the fuck are you talking about? This is the first thread where no one has posted those vids and I can't find them anywhere. I took them for granted

>> No.16283965

tell me, how would you behave if an asian person were to eat a slice of pizza with chopsticks? what about spaghetti?

>> No.16283995

We're discussing the bigoted intolerant Chinese woman, fren. Try to stay on topic. If you can't follow along then just hush down and try your best to keep up. Racism is never ok and should never be excused or rationalized.

>> No.16284007

>bigoted intolerant
Retard. The men in the video are ignorant and rude and didn't bother to try to accommodate a different culture.

>> No.16284019

fucking essence of 4chan right here. brilliant.

>> No.16284020


Yes. Like a sandwich. Brilliant observation chefman.

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>> No.16284048

fucking, every time. this is art.

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She is a competative eater doing a challenge her name is Nela White or something

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>> No.16284084

It is not contingent upon then to accommodate her. They are the ethnic minority so she should be more tolerant and accepting of the differences in their culture. Why do you support the oppression of minorities?

>> No.16284107

Sorry mate, you were raised black

>> No.16284109

You didn't answer the question.

>> No.16284162

An astute observation. You get a fortune cookie.
Now, do you have anything to contribute with respect to the racist Chinese woman and her deplorable behavior?

>> No.16284186

If you phrase your syntax with selection before input you wont get that i frame stutter

>> No.16284270

imagine the smell of that house

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>> No.16284304

>we dont need skewers where we are going

>> No.16284325

You realize you're here too right?

>> No.16284940

>burn the garlic
>set fire to oil for no reason
>squirt shitty concoctions onto it
>serve it like pig slop


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>> No.16284968

So when the Germans were defeated after WW2 these american mutts colonised West Germany as GI wives etc.. how sad... The based side lost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM

>> No.16284970

I have one that's not quiet has hot as a restaurant but still hotter than anything else. I love using it, but you better have a splash back and good fume extraction

>> No.16285013

What the fuck?

>> No.16285068

I really hate this faggot

>> No.16285548

Imagine thinking that Chinese internet censors care about foreign people shitposting
This is why the Chinese economy is easily overtaking the west

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