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How does /ck/ do charcuterie?

>> No.16270728

>>16270709
>Meme cheese
An hero asap

>> No.16270736

>>16270709
Looks really good anon!

>> No.16270750

>>16270736
thanks! it was very tasty

>> No.16270761

/ck/ never actually posts food so this is fitting for the first reply

>> No.16270777

>>16270761
I saw a few posts about the BTS meal from McDonald’s if that counts.

>> No.16270783

>>16270709
Charkut-
Charcutler-
Gharchutl-
Sharttreuss-
Fuck this gay language and fuck your fancy words. Just say Dry Sossig and Cheese you FUKING PLEB.

>> No.16270787

>>16270783
You’re a nigger.

>> No.16270796

>>16270709
is the gun there to kill yourself after you realise you've become just like your parents?

>> No.16270799

>>16270787
U no it honky. Unga unga me bunga gimme da whyte wimmin

>> No.16270802

>>16270709
Based gunposter (where is the whiskey, though?). Personally, I think the key to a good charcuterie is scarcity, rotation, and randomness. Hey, the sheep’s milk cheese is gone, rotate in some honey roasted peanuts. The jam is gone, rotate in some orange blossom honey. The brie is gone, hit them with some gorgonzola. The olives are gone, crack open the deenz. TIME FOR SPICY N’DJUDA SAUSAGE MOTHERFUCKERS. So on and so forth.

>> No.16270805

>>16270709
Is this the next big plebbit meme after baking bread?

Kindly fuck off.

>> No.16270808

>>16270799
Shieeeeeeeet

>> No.16270810

>>16270787
This

>> No.16270816

>>16270805
faggot detected

>> No.16270817

>>16270802
Yo I’ve gotta know, are those slate serving “boards” a meme? I like the look of them but I suppose you could chill them beforehand?

>> No.16270822

>>16270817
My restaurant used those. They're fucking annoying to pick up off a table if they're the super thin ones. But anyways they're just for looks mostly.

>> No.16270827

>>16270802
i usually drink vodka

>> No.16270836

>>16270822
Thanks for the reply, have a gooden

>> No.16270838

>>16270817
It’s a meme, but do you care about memes? The nice thing with those is you can set up your entire initial plate up two hours before and keep the whole thing in the fridge. 15 minutes before anyone shows up, out it comes, nobody the wiser. So really there is a reason those are popular. To me, the key is what’s on it, not what it’s on. Anecdotally I think women in general like it too, so there’s that. Another option which I use is the big white square plate, austere but it has its charm because it’s all about the food.

>> No.16270840

>>16270805
Well what have you cooked with your own two hands you fucking homo?

>> No.16270845

>>16270827
May have you confused with the other 1911poster who I thought was a gun, steak, and bourbonposter.

>> No.16270851

>>16270709
Looks more charshooterie

>> No.16270856

>>16270838
Thanks anon, I think I’ll give it a shot.

>> No.16270860

>>16270840
>"I R Triggered!!!"

>> No.16270864
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>> No.16270873

>>16270840
I only have one working hand. Lost the use of one after a stroke

>> No.16270876

>>16270864
>>16270805
stop being a dick to one of the only good crossposters on this board. seriously lurk moar he's been putting his guns and knives into food pics for years

>> No.16270880

>>16270864
t. can't own a gun

>> No.16270892

>>16270880
The thought of only owning a single gun kind of scares me. The difference in uses of, say, .45 ACP and ‘00 buck and 6.5 Creedmore are so different that it’s crazy we even call them all the common term “gun”, because they’re so completely different in actual use.

>> No.16270907

>>16270892
agreed, i love guns
simple as

>> No.16270910

>>16270880
Owning a gun is not the problem you repressed homo.

>> No.16270914

>>16270910
ok tell me more about how you've been banned from gun ownership

>> No.16270921

>>16270914
You seem to be missing the point, retard. Owning a gun doesn't make you a homo. That's not what the pic is saying. God you are fucking stupid.

>> No.16270940

>>16270876
I dont think this is progun_il. But your point certainly stands

>> No.16270945

>>16270876
Well yeah, he's been gay for years, of course he would be doing that.

>> No.16270956

>>16270921
ok?

>> No.16270967

>>16270709
Ops image makes me think that Bruce Willis is cooking for us.

>> No.16270968

>>16270945
It’s always funny to me when one faggot accuses a non-faggot of being a faggot, implying that the thing they themselves are is bad (which it is, but I’m not a party to the gay slapfight).

>> No.16270986

>>16270968
You sound like a faggot.

>> No.16271002

>>16270986
I think you brilliantly proved my point, thank you.

>> No.16271003

>>16271002
You're welcome, at least you admit you're a huge faggot.

>> No.16271010

>>16271003
I don’t think you really get it, but that’s the public school system for you. I know you probably want me dead, but I genuinely hope this is just a phase and you grow wiser, happier, and much, much less gay. Good luck out there kiddo.

>> No.16271016

>>16271010
Kek faggot confirmed. Good luck to you too, faggot.

>> No.16271018

>>16270709
Is that a coooooman 1911?

>> No.16271019

>>16270709
Looks ace but kind of small. Made it for yourself?

>> No.16271024

>>16271019
Your weight?

>> No.16271027

>>16271016
Never neglect the two gay wolves inside you. Best of luck and don’t get AIDS (or spread it if you have it).

>> No.16271028

>>16271024
160.8 lb @ 5'10" this morning

>> No.16271030

>>16271027
Yeah I'll try not to get faggot AIDS like you have, that would suck.

>> No.16271060

>>16271030
Are we both anti-faggot and on the same side here? Is this friendly fire? Are we locked into a Turkish wrestling /ck/ thread for no reason? Food for thought.

>> No.16271065

>>16271060
Said the faggot.

>> No.16271071

>>16271065
The lady doth protest too much, methinks

>> No.16271074

>>16271071
You couldn't sound more like a faggot if you tried.

>> No.16271087

>>16271074
>t. must get last reply or will forfeit sheckels
I’m telling you /ck/, this is shill training boot camp before they get deployed to /pol/. Look at this specimen, first he’s gay, then being gay is bad, then never-ending faggot projection until the bump limit. It’s all so tiresome.
>SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A FAGGOT WOULD SAY
>I’M SOMEWHAT OF A FAG MYSELF

>> No.16271122

>>16271087
OY VEY ALERT
BRRRRRR
BRRRRRR
BRRRRRR

THIS IS THE OY VEY BROADCASTING SYSTEM
SCHLOMO GOT BTFO IN A THREAD ON /CK/
ALL ASSETS ABANDON THE AREA IMMEDIATELY
EVEN THOUGH JUST PRIOR YOU HAD A 4 SECOND
DELAY BETWEEN ACCUSATIONS OF HOMOSEX

ALL GAY ISRAELIS (YES, THE WORLD KNOWS ALL OF YOU ARE)
REPORT BACK TO HQ FOR MORE ANAL TRAINING

>> No.16271166

>>16270783
Shar cute er ee
Shark cute
gawr gura