/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16269573]

Give me the best buffet experiences you have had.

[Anonymous No.16269591]

>>16269573
>drive to the buffet to meet my family because that's where mom wanted to eat
>building's burning down as i pull into the parking lot

[Anonymous No.16269602]

>>16269591
unusual experience, thanks for sharing

>>16269573
mine was at a Manadarin. but it was also a bad experience too. I ate too much food with an ex gf and felt awfully stuffed for the rest of the day. I told myself never to go to another buffet and that. It's been 2 years now.

[Anonymous No.16269611]

Once I ate so much that I had to puke, and I had eaten so much so quickly that the vomit tasted like food. But it wasn't nice because it was chocolate and ice cream and meat and vegetables all mixed together.

[Anonymous No.16269617]

>>16269573
i sneezed on a tray of steaks at golden corral and i got them all for free

[Anonymous No.16269618]

>>16269591
Did your mom set the fire?

[Anonymous No.16269633]

>>16269573
ex fatty here.

Went to a chinese buffet with my coworkers first time since I lost all my overweight. Unlike before I felt grossly full after a plate. Best experience ever

[Anonymous No.16269635]

>>16269602
oh wait, I forgot to mention my experience in Bangkok at a hotel breakfast buffet. The hotel is called the Athenee, and I'm pretty sure it's in what's consider downtown in BKK. It's close to lumphini park.
>They had a table of freshly cut up fruits like dragon fruit, oranges, watermelon, mango, et al
>A table of pastries and European styled breads with cold cuts. My favourite from there was the egg, cinnamon raisin french toast concoction.
>Chefs to make you eggs and bacon
>a fruit juice bar where you'd pick your fruits and a chef would make it for you
>freshly cut coconuts for coconut water. you'd be given a straw to drink right from the body of it
>waitresses to get you tea or coffee

that was the best to say the least.

[Anonymous No.16269656]

>>16269617
you could have just eaten them all without sneezing, golden corral is all you can eat

[Anonymous No.16269814]

>>16269573
I went to one of those all-inclusive resorts in Cancun a few years ago and their buffet had a huge rotating selection of bread from all over the world. And I fucking love bread so I demolished that thing every day.

[a white guy No.16269835]

>>16269591

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

[Anonymous No.16269882]

Super China Buffet one dreary winter evening.

Place is a dump, used to be a department store and still looks like one. One gigantic room with high ceilings with like two hundred tables and people just feeding like livestock.

The buffet was like half Chinese fare and the rest was completely random shit like chicken nuggets, spaghetti, crawfish, roast turkey.

Pure magic. We left the waiter a one dollar tip and as we were leaving he literally said "OH WOW all for me?" and bowed his head like 5 times sarcastically

10/10 haven't been back but the memory is so strong I can relive it anytime I want

[Anonymous No.16269910]

>>16269882
Nice. Was his accent extremely chinese?

[Anonymous No.16269926]

Best “buffet” experience I’ve had was all you can eat (and all the alcohol you can drink) yakiniku in Osaka.
Literally a massive buffet of all manner of raw meats, as well as veggies, which you brought back to your table and cooked on your grill.

[Anonymous No.16269932]

>>16269591
was your family still inside?

[Anonymous No.16269933]

>>16269910
almost incomprehensible

[Anonymous No.16269942]

>>16269591
holy shit I had this experience once too!

>RIP Fandangles

https://youtu.be/2hLxyfNsfHM

[Anonymous No.16269947]

>>16269933
10/10

[Anonymous No.16269952]

You gotta try the boofay! You can get whatever you want at the boofay!

[Anonymous No.16270074]

>>16269882
Best in thread

[Anonymous No.16270080]

>>16269573
I used to get to frequently eat at Bacchanal for free because I worked in corporate marketing for Caesars, so I guess that. I fucking hate buffets, but at least it was free all those times so I didn't feel the need to eat until I was dead.

[Anonymous No.16270122]

>>16269573
The yotsuba buffet episode

[Anonymous No.16270132]

>>16269611
I love those "smooth" pukes where the pukes kind of effortlessly flows out

[Anonymous No.16270421]

Went to a buffet at the local casino.
The food was pretty good actually. But the highlight was the dessert bar. It had a lot of very well made cakes.
Not quite as good as an actual cake buffet, but it made it worth going.

[Anonymous No.16270428]

Are Vegas casino buffets as good as people say?

[Anonymous No.16270430]

>>16269573
I ate at the buffet at the Flamingo in Vegas. I ended up getting food poisoning and spent the rest of the day in a bathroom stall.

[Anonymous No.16270436]

>>16270428
like any restaurant there are very high end, and very low end…so what are you asking?

[Anonymous No.16270500]

My gf and I once ate at a buffet at Busch Gardens the amusement park. The food was overwhelmingly average but the price for the buffet (as you would guess) was outrageously expensive. Our waiter was literally a retarded person so after we finished a few courses we booked it out of the buffet and disappeared into the crowds without paying. We then watched the best fireworks show of our lives. (it was new years eve)

[Anonymous No.16270505]

>>16269573
I maximized my deliciousness per second at old country buffet the other day. Shit was cash.

[Anonymous No.16270516]

>>16270428
Depends on the casino. The one at planet Hollywood is okay but the one at circus circus is pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.16270546]

>>16269573
>finish second plate
>still some food left even though I'm stuffed
>get a delicious idea
>lift up the napkin holder and put a piece of fish under it
>pour my little paper ketchup cup into the little ceramic box with the sugar and salt packets
>pry apart the cushions on the seat and stuff some rice into the crevice
>stealthily pour some rice on the floor and dig into it with my shoes until it's a fine paste on the carpet
It's been years and I still get a giggle out of this. Any time I am having a crappy day, I just think about that and my mood is instantly improved. The thought of someone having had to clean it up gives me a huge amount of satisfaction. That's the only time I did something like that, but I might do it again one of these days.

[Anonymous No.16270628]

>>16269573
the breakfast buffet at the Old Faithful Inn in Yellowstone is absolutely god tier
the pancakes are perfect and there is bacon, antelope sausage, all kinds of stuff

[Anonymous No.16270633]

the popular one in vegas while i was drunk

[Anonymous No.16270635]

>>16269573
People will hate, but Shoney's back in the 80s was unreal.

[Anonymous No.16270643]

breakfast buffet at a nice hotel. not that continental shit but fresh waffles right out the iron, all kinds of breakfast meats and a guy running an omelet station. It was fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.16270645]

>>16270428
I'm >>16270080. Grew up in Vegas. Obviously quality varies, but the reputation of Las Vegas buffets comes from the days of yore. Back in the day, you could get a $2.99 all you can eat prime rib because that was part of the incentive for getting you in to waste all day gaming. Now, they're no longer the loss leaders because gaming revenue has remained stagnant while true revenue growth comes from occupancy of rooms and other entertainment/alcohol venues. All of the buffets operate at a loss, and are constantly looking to cut costs.

It's more expensive for worse food. Sure, it might be better than the shitty Chinese buffet you have in a town outside of Omaha, but I'd legitimately rather eat at McDonalds than most of the buffets. I can't function after eating a buffet meal either... I'd crash for the night.

[Anonymous No.16270647]

>>16270428
The one at Mandalay Bay sucked ass. All dry fresh out the freezer shit

[Anonymous No.16270658]

>>16269573
>over at my friend's house brewing beer
>friend of his drops in just as we were about to go for lunch
>tells him he really wants all you can eat
>this is something I'd never even think of myself, but I decide to go for the spectacle
>it's at the casino, no surprises there
>actually surprisingly affordable
>get there just as it opens, wog pensioners and gymfags in line
>go in, grab some food and sit down
>the vulgarity of the place finally hits me and I'm trying to stifle my laughter for my friend's sake
>the whole place is incredibly depressing, drab and vulgar
>doesn't help that this guy we're with is shoveling food into his mouth like an animal
>bit later I realise he's playing it up for our amusement and I can't stop laughing the whole time, can barely eat my food
>have one of the funniest times of my life in one of the most depressing suburban exclaves in the city
The food was actually pretty decent though.

[Anonymous No.16270891]

>>16270546

[Anonymous No.16270924]

>>16269573
I have a good one.
>Drove past buffet
>end

[Anonymous No.16270927]

I went to a buffet in Evanston, Wyoming that had all you can eat Dungeness crab for $50. I probably ate 6 crabs worth of food and the place went out of business because that shit was so fucking unsustainable lmao.

[Anonymous No.16270931]

>>16269882
Thoroughly enjoyed this, grazi OP

[Anonymous No.16270992]

>>16269573
Couldn't find a pic that did justice but the Executive Lounge Breakfast Buffet at the Buenos Aires Sheraton Hotel. My wife and I were there for our honeymoon and it was fantastic
>full-service with wait staff who would literally put plates together for you
>great food including plenty of smoked fish
>fancy pastries
>really good coffee
>it was about 15 floors up so you also got a great view of the city
10/10 would get married and eat there again

[Anonymous No.16271031]

>>16270927
I bet the owner got the idea from going to a buffet in Vegas not realizing those are like the $1.50 Costco hot dog/soda combo.

[Anonymous No.16271146]

Absolutely massive buffet at a casino in Vegas. Had all sorts of different cuts of steak and prime rib, and a fish section.

[Anonymous No.16271208]

>>16270546
there's nothing like making life hard for the working class, pure bliss. No wonder the rich and elite does everything in their power to keep the status quo

[Anonymous No.16271378]

>>16270992
>10/10 would get married and eat there again

[Anonymous No.16271389]

The buffet at Ceasers Palace is good if you can get over the sound of Chinese people ducking down 5 pounds of crab legs

[Anonymous No.16271392]

>>16269882
>"OH WOW all for me?"
based, you should have given him five bucks after that

[Anonymous No.16271396]

>>16269635
>hotel breakfast buffet. The hotel is called the Athenee, and
?

[Anonymous No.16271397]

>>16269573
One of my bucket list items is to witness the spectacle at Golden Corral.
Unfortunately I might not make it to the USA until I'm as ancient as the old guy packing heat.

[Anonymous No.16271406]

>>16269573
American perfection.

[Anonymous No.16271420]

>>16271406
I always called it plastic trough.

[Anonymous No.16271421]

>>16270645
>but I'd legitimately rather eat at McDonalds than most of the buffets

[Anonymous No.16271430]

>>16271392
lolno, fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.16271558]

>>16270500
I bet you two are niggers

[Anonymous No.16271574]

I used to love Sizzler as a kid. Potato skins and massive desserts.
Best buffet was probably one in Vegas though. Awesome prime rib, fresh and high quality seafood, waffles fries, roast vegetables and fresh baked cherry and pumpkin pies with ice cream.

[Anonymous No.16271591]

[Anonymous No.16271594]

>>16271591
funny but actually justified †bh

fucking bugs

[Anonymous No.16271630]

>>16269573
tall skinny asian girl was my waittress, but she didn't talk much. the whole time I day dreampt about fucking her and molesting her, and wanted to rip her clothes off her body. she never even gave me a refil. i gave her a 1$ tip.

[Anonymous No.16271681]

>>16271406
that place is always so bland to me but i go there occasionally. i also realize now that a lot of the food is black soul food. fried chicken, steamed spinnach, sweet potatoes, cheesy brocoli rice, macaroni, mash potatoes. its all negro cookins

[Anonymous No.16271686]

>>16269573
i had a phase of throwing up everytime i went to the buffet. i jokingly call their bathrooms the puke station. now i don't throw up anymore though.

[Anonymous No.16271701]

My family took a cruise in Southeast Asia. On the last night before we left we were staying at the Mandarin Oriental in Bangkok and there was a special buffet the night that we happened to be there. It was set up literally right on the water of the Chao Phraya river that runs through Bangkok.
It was really fancy Thai food and it was absolutely incredible. This was like ten years ago and I still remember that night pretty clearly.
I found this picture online of the restaurant right where we ate

[Anonymous No.16271722]

>>16269882
can't wait for the library of congress to deem this post culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant

[Anonymous No.16271806]

>>16269882
Lol i always leave a one dollar tip. If it's a young pretty girl I might 2 dollars or even 3 dollars if i'm feeling generous that day.

[Anonymous No.16271834]

>>16271806
>If it's a young pretty girl I might 2 dollars or even 3 dollars if i'm feeling generous that day.
simp

[Anonymous No.16271848]

>>16271834
At least he's not at hooters leaving a $20 with his phone number etched on a piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.16272226]

When me and my brother were little kids, we'd unscrew the caps on all of the salt shakers on the nearby tables and wait for unsuspecting customers to dump out the entire thing on their plate of food.

It was downright hilarious, and it will always BE downright hilarious no matter how old we get.

[Anonymous No.16272263]

>>16271397
GC is based as fuck, and it was the end of an era when the one in my town closed due to a nearby forest fire.

>10-20 bucks, all you can eat
>Meatloaf
>Mashed potatoes
>Chicken wings
>Pizza
>Mac and Cheese
>Beef stew
>Fried fish
>Steaks
>Prime rib
>Mini chicken potpies
>Lasagna
>Stuffing
>Salad (that tasted surprisingly cold and fresh)
>Cheeses
>Dried meats
>Ice cream
>Chocolate strawberries
>Soda fountains

I have zero fucking idea how that business model is sustainable. Even if dinner time is 20 bucks a person, no way does it help if every single dude is eating like 2 to 3 pounds of steak and prime rib with every single plate.

[Anonymous No.16272290]

>>16269573
Two or three of my mum's sisters (I don't remember exactly, since the other sister and her kids weren't really part of the story) came down to visit along with all our cousins, so we were rolling with the 3 or 4 adults and either 14 or 10 children, split mostly into the two groups of the older teenage boys and the girls and the young kids. Went to a local but now defunct restaurant that did a salad & dessert bar along with the meal, after the meal the two oldest of the boys decided to eat as many bowls of ice cream as they could and got to 23 before they gave up. The the oldest of the girls didn't want to leave because she kept wanting to eat. The crazy thing is about 10 years ago she 'snapped' after being a big ole fatass like the rest of us and turned a fitness freak, and became a gym instructor.

[Anonymous No.16272294]

>>16270546
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.16272321]

>>16271701
Looks beautiful anon

[Anonymous No.16272410]

>>16269573
>get invited out to eat with gym frens after training
>turns out gym fren was a dishwasher and we all got discounts
>$3.50 all you can eat
>load up on the tastiest protein and carb macros i could find
>eat like 5 plates worth
>try a couple new things
>turns out fried sesame balls are yummy
>soft-serve icecream was on point: creamy, not too sweet, mostly icey and refreshing
>sit there in comfortably in post-orgasmic bliss for 15 minutes, digesting, watching the place, and making comments about the day
I eat out once a year at most; this was like 9 years ago.

[Anonymous No.16272424]

>>16270635
Old as nigga

[Anonymous No.16272447]

>>16271397
Chick in pink looks like my ex. Used to eat her ass and analyze her daily

[Anonymous No.16272561]

Went to my friends 19th birthday dinner at a byo alcohol one run by chinks and we all got hammered and ate way too much, of the 20 or so people there probably a dozen of us puked in the parking lot. Distinctly remember laughing super hard while I was puking up a bunch of shitty pizza and soft serve at midnight

[Anonymous No.16272669]

Any Ponderosa stories?

[Anonymous No.16272781]

>>16269573
first time ever with my grandma where i found out how awesome franks red hot sauce was. ryans. i was about 9. i miss her. no buffet experience has even come close in 17 years.

[Anonymous No.16273795]

Are buffets dead?

[Anonymous No.16273834]

>>16271378
>getting butthurt about marriage and a 4channel 10/10 meme
>plebbit projection
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.16273844]

>>16269573
My fav one was a chinse buffet. But the gooks kept taking ALL of the crab legs. When I got there I took 3 of them with a few other food items. Then when they restock it, the gooks all ran up and dumped them on their plate the entire tray.

[Anonymous No.16273860]

>>16269635

How did the pussy taste from the Thai whores?

[Anonymous No.16274191]

>>16269882
Why do you even tip someone at a buffet? The ones I've gone to ask you to get your own drinks and food and place used plates at a point on the way. Nobody does anything for you so why pay them?

[Anonymous No.16274317]

>>16269573
I went to a new buffet. Sat down, ate a reasonable amount of food, paid, left a decent tip and walked out feeling satisfied, but not too full. Nice evening.

[Anonymous No.16274353]

>>16269573
I won two free buffet tickets at a casino, probably $15 each. I worked out first then pigged out.

[Anonymous No.16274631]

>>16273795
Yup

[Anonymous No.16274660]

>>16269882
did you go to harbor freight before or after?

[Anonymous No.16274717]

>>16269926
honestly sounds like you went to a shitty yakiniku. every other one I went to the employees would bring you everything by hand the second you ordered it via a tablet or little button.

nothing makes you feel more like a king than a cute japanese waitress bringing you beer and raw meat the second you press a little buzzer

[Anonymous No.16274754]

HTB was based af in the early to mid 2000's

[Anonymous No.16275145]

Buffets are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16275360]

>>16274191
There was table service anon. And it was shitty so he got a shitty tip.

>>16274660
Before, love that fukken place. It really is just another type of china buffet

[Anonymous No.16275367]

>>16274754
Fellow Hometown Buffet nigga. I remember my dad taking us there every now and then. I remember he asked one of the people there to replace the apple crisp once, because it had no crunchy topping left, only to scoop only the crunching topping off once it was replaced. Absolute trashy move, dad.

[Anonymous No.16275388]

>>16269573
went to a chinese buffet as a kid and they had Jello cubes, it was mind blowing

[Anonymous No.16275488]

All of my silverware was stolen from the local buffet

[Anonymous No.16275500]

>>16275488
gross

[Anonymous No.16276026]

>>16271378
lol look at this bitter incel lmao roflmao kek

[Anonymous No.16276130]

>>16269573
i go to the buffet to eat for at least 2 hours every time. and like clockwork the waiter always tries to give me the bill at 40 minutes in. but i just stay there and keep eating. it's not that i'm eating a shit load of food, i just eat slowly and take my time trying everything. then i notice every table around me slowly leave.

how can you truly enjoy the buffet if you leave within 30 min? i need at least 2 or 3 hours in there to eat good.

[Anonymous No.16277313]

>>16269573
I once went to a chinese all you can eat
my mate told me a funny story and I choked on the rice

[Anonymous No.16277357]

Best buffet I ever went to was for a local fundraiser. A bunch of old grandmas from the local church were turning out all the best Southern cooking and soul food I ever had while 7-8 old guys worked BBQ pits, smokers, and grills. It was BYOA and still cost $40, but they let you take a whole pecan pie home if you wanted one too. I volunteered the next three years to help with the BBQ (including hunting the hog and deer) and had a great time drinking all day and learning about grilling from guys who had forgotten more about BBQ than I'll ever learn.

Worst buffet was Golden Corral. The food was meh and the service was actually great, but apparently it was National White and Black Trash Bringing Their 20+ Kids To Run Around The Local Buffet Day. I had to resist the urge to stab clearly unwashed children the third time they ran around my table screaming at the top of their lungs.

[Anonymous No.16277405]

>>16270505
Based oldfag

[Anonymous No.16277545]

>>16269882
>oh WOW all for me?

my sides, fucking seething wagie BTFO

[Anonymous No.16277811]

>>16269882
you had me bighting my knuckle

[Anonymous No.16277833]

It was a magical place. Not as big a selection as Old Country Buffet but it was smaller and much more cozy.

Bonus video for Old Country Buffet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=net7t1HjQxY

[Anonymous No.16277846]

>>16274717
>honestly sounds like you went to a shitty yakiniku
Honestly like you haven’t been to enough to know the difference. You still push the button for drinks.
OP asked about buffet experiences. So I posted a yakiniku buffet. The ones where cute waitresses bring you little plates of meat with handwritten labels wouldn’t exactly be on topic, now would they.

[Anonymous No.16277890]

>>16277833
>Ponderosa
>Pondo Combos

[Anonymous No.16277912]

>>16269573
Going here with my grandma, probably just for the nostalgia. They had good instant mashed potatoes and gravy. I don't really like buffet food generally.

[Anonymous No.16277915]

>>16277833
Is it still hot out there?
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

[Anonymous No.16277917]

>>16272447
jesus dude she can't be a day over 15 you sicko what the hell is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.16277924]

>>16275360
based. i have no problem leaving shitty tips if the service is shit.

[Anonymous No.16277937]

>>16275360
>Hazard fraught.

[Anonymous No.16277987]

>>16277833
Seeing pictures like this is always interesting to me. I grew up in a sunny place so seeing dreariness is actually kind of refreshing.

[Anonymous No.16278009]

>>16277833
The last time my family and I went to a Ponderosa, the negro bus boy did a shitty job cleaning our table and gave us attitude. We left forever.

[Anonymous No.16278228]

>>16271558
it might have been a nigger and a landwhale

[Anonymous No.16278250]

>>16277917

[Anonymous No.16278270]

>>16269573
Does Tejas de Brazil count? Are so much meat and nothing but meat I didn't shit for 4 days

[Anonymous No.16278297]

>>16277917
Bruh did you go through all of middle and highschool not having a single crush cause you were afraid of being a pedo

[Anonymous No.16278306]

>>16278270
I thought meat sweats was a made up thing until I went to one of those places. My word!

[Anonymous No.16278379]

>>16270635
>>>16269573 (OP)
>People will hate, but Shoney's back in the 80s was unreal.
Mu ex's family considered it a must-do thing to go to Shoneys before a theme park...HATED IT...last thing I want to do before standing in lines in the sun all day is some all you can eat breakfast. You can get everthing you'd ever want at breakfast for no money anyway. It irritated the heck out of me to be forced to do that every time, waiting for 2hrs while people finished gorging while the parks got hotter in summer.

Bleh.

I don't mind an all-you-can eat, whether a good Chinese buffet, a brazilian rodizio salad bar and a good cocktail before the meat starts coming around to the table. Porcao, The Knife, Rodizio, Texas a Brazil, they're all with terrific bread, desserts, little fussy salads no one has made since the 60s for being too much work.

But, big hotel Sunday brunches are the best, where there will be a carving station, pasta station, piles of seafood on ice, and good salad bars, mmhmm. Maybe the Biltmore in Coral Gables is the best. Ceviche, stone crabs,lobster, king crab, assortment of caviar, complimentary cocktails, and it's all perfection. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't the best in the world. $150/pp
There are niche restaurants doing buffets for years too, such as a drive down to the Keys always including a stop at Whale Harbor.
https://whaleharborrestaurant.com/menu/

[Anonymous No.16278591]

>>16270635
best buffet experience by far was at a shoneys, specifically the one in columbia, south carolina off I77 about 3 years ago. was going up north to see family and had to stop for the night. got a hotel, we were hungry and the shoneys was within walking distance from the hotel. i forgot what all they had, but i just remember it was really good, at least compared to the shitty asian buffet in the next town over from me.

[Anonymous No.16279902]

>>16271591
based bug people

[Anonymous No.16280197]

>>16269573
Petro truckstop and shoneys. both breakfast smorgasbords.

[Anonymous No.16280210]

>>16278379
i hear there's a lot of gay dudes in key west. you snag you any?

[Anonymous No.16280245]

>>16269573
>Met my extended family for a reunion at a local buffet.
>It was my freshman year of college and I drank too much at the bars the night before.
>Showed up 20 minutes late, only had dessert, left early and went back to bed.
>Looked at my groupchat the next day and half of my family got food poisoning.
Thank you poor impulse control, you saved me again.

[Anonymous No.16280254]

>>16270645
>Town outside of Omaha
Fuck you too, nigger.

[Anonymous No.16280270]

>Best
Well most have just been ok
Only notable time was when some guy started beating his wife up in front of their kids and 5-6 Chinese manlets had to restrain him till the police came
This was in the uk.

[Anonymous No.16280272]

>>16269573
>be me
>white weeb
>dad died when i was young
>ffw to a few years ago
>mom finally started dating again
>she's dating this asian guy
>we go to asian buffet
>he is a single dad
>he brings his daughter
>she's a sexy loli
>kept rubbing my dick under the table
Fuck you for not going on another date with him, mom.

[Anonymous No.16280348]

If Brazilian steakhouses like Fogo d Choi count then that.

[Anonymous No.16280368]

>>16280348
I ate at the one in KC years ago and it was pretty good.
Ate at the one in Austin recently and it was sub-par.
Have they fallen off, or was it just a location thing?

[Anonymous No.16280384]

>>16280368
Only been to the one in houston, I'm a broke bitch so its very fancy imo.

[Anonymous No.16280402]

>>16280384
Fair play. Glad you had a good time, anon.

[Anonymous No.16280679]

>>16270546
My God I can only imagine the sexual thrill one would feel doing that

[Anonymous No.16280692]

>>16272410
the sesame balls are my favorite thing to get for dessert at chinese places, usually filled with mung bean paste but some places do something funky like chocolate or whatever

[Anonymous No.16281465]

At rehab they took us to $50 person a pop Chinese buffet by the ocean so I hope the seafood was fresh. It had everything and everything was really fresh. Obviously the 5k I paid for the 18 days easily covered it, but they had a guy making fresh soup dumplings and a spicy noodle soup that the guy couldn't tell me exactly how they made it (he barely spoke english) and even the rice was amazing. It's probably because I was down to 120 lbs and hadn't had a proper meal in a long time, but fuck if that wasn't the best buffet and/or meal since I got sober.