/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16267403]

Can a straight guy drink this or will everyone instantly start laughing or gay guys hitting on you?
It's yummy.

[Anonymous No.16267410]

>>16267403
I drank one once then fell into an insatiable homosexual bout; sucking and fucking every man within a 20mile radius, my anus eventually tore and prolapsed before i fell out of the trance

[Anonymous No.16267412]

>>16267403
Stop basing your masculinity on what you eat, it’s embarrassing

[Anonymous No.16267414]

>>16267403
the true sign of masculinity is to drink whatever the fuck you want. The Hemingway is one of the most ladylike looking cocktails there is, you think Papa gave a fuck what incels thought?

[Anonymous No.16267415]

You're not that straight, that's why you like sweet alcohol and also why gay men would hit on you. Not because you picked up the sweet drink, but bc you are not 100% straight.

[Anonymous No.16267420]

>>16267414
This. Embrace the Superstraight. Do whatever the fuck you want with no fucks given.

[Anonymous No.16267429]

>>16267403
everyone will instantly start laughing, not because you are drinking a pink drink but because you are glancing over your shoulder like a pantywaist visibly fretting about what they think

[Anonymous No.16267437]

>>16267414
I don't think you know what masculinity is at all. Youre either a incel or a femcel.

Masculinity is sticking to your shit. Whether others call it old, stubborn, outdated, somethingphobic, gay, w.e. thats them getting upset over me, not anything related to me.

Fuck cocktail

Gimme wodka fabryka broni lucznik radom beryl m762

[Anonymous No.16267479]

>>16267403
You can drink whatever you want. Gay guys might take it as a sign that you're out, but if you're confident enough in your sexuality to drink what you want, you're confident enough to turn down a man.

[Anonymous No.16267506]

Idk about anyone else but I have to deal with gays sometime in my college (masters program) and they make me sick, its not easy to pretend to be their colleague. I spoke with this older student who looked to be gay but also had those red lips from miles of cock sucking and I imagined stepping on his neck and unloading my glock30 into his left temple and ear. I have no hatred for them, only revulsion

[Anonymous No.16267572]

>>16267410
Damn dude sounds like a wild time

[Anonymous No.16267574]

>>16267437
>Masculinity is sticking to your shit. Whether others call it old, stubborn, outdated, somethingphobic, gay, w.e. thats them getting upset over me, not anything related to me.
Nah, that's called getting assblasted by the opinions of others. Nothing's more annoying than a boomer who builds their personality on how much people get upset over them.

[Anonymous No.16267587]

>>16267574
t. gay retard

[Anonymous No.16267606]

>>16267506
>I have no hatred for them
Sounds like you have a lot of hatred for yourself though

[Anonymous No.16267615]

>>16267606
lol, nail on the head there.

[Anonymous No.16267616]

>>16267506
>had those red lips from miles of cock sucking
I once sucked a dick and my lips immediately puffed up and turned a glossy shade of pink. Funny how that works

[Anonymous No.16267646]

>>16267506
I inappropriately laughed out loud in a public setting at that last bit

[Anonymous No.16267647]

>>16267403
Most people are completely oblivious to what’s happening around them.

[Anonymous No.16267657]

>>16267646
Time to get off 4chan

[Anonymous No.16267673]

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[Anonymous No.16267677]

>>16267403
Best to get it in a normal glass of you want a tropical fruity drink unless you’re at the beach or tiki bar.

[Anonymous No.16268092]

>>16267403

only the super femme gays drink this, most gay guys ik are into beers since ppl tend to forget that a lot of the gay scene is made up of v masc ppl.

jus drink what you want (apart from ipas, then people will laugh at you)

[Anonymous No.16268103]

>>16267677

asking a bartender to put your drink in a more "manly" glass cause ur afraid of what other people might think is the most pathetic shit i've ever heard

[Anonymous No.16268115]

>>16267587
t. retard

[Anonymous No.16268121]

>>16268103
I mean, the Martini glass is a normal glass, much like the Champagne coupe, the Rocks Glass, the Collins glass, etc.

[Anonymous No.16268221]

>>16268103
Then truly best to get a clear martini or dirty martini depending on your social goals in the given situation. If you’re with friends and comfortable enough to drink whatever you want, go for it. Obviously there’s no need to ask here if you feel that way. If you’re wondering if ordering this in a bar/lounge/nightclub will signal to females you don’t know who you’d like to meet that you’re a flaming homo, the answer is yes. The question is whether or not you care.

[Anonymous No.16268247]

I've orderered a cosmopolitan and didn't get shit from anyone for it.
Genuinely, unless someone is already seething at you and needs an excuse to unload that vitriol nobody will care about your drink choice. Worst you'll get is a couple jabs about your girl drink.

[Anonymous No.16268256]

>>16267410
>sneeding and feeding every man within a 20 mile radius

[Anonymous No.16268275]

a straight guy can drink them--yes--but whether or not someone will label you gay is largely circumstantial. find some alcoholic female friends & get invited over to their place, or something

[Anonymous No.16268287]

>>16267410
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.16268307]

[Anonymous No.16268387]

>>16268221
I have had more interesting conversations with women while drinking a fruity beverage than with a beer or a "classy" cocktail... they start a bit rocky, but most good conversations do.

[Anonymous No.16268416]

>>16267657
More like time to spend MORE time on 4chan baby, currently departing for bar #4 with the lads

[Anonymous No.16268461]

>>16267403
I'm serious: drink WHATEVER the hell you want. Who cares, should you drink bread water because it's "manly"? I'm not usually a progressive person but screw this kind of stereotypes

[Anonymous No.16268510]

>>16268387
Sounds like you neither got laid nor got a date and instead they used you for conversation like a homo until they got attention from someone else.

[Anonymous No.16268512]

>>16268461
Drink deez nuts[?] bitch

[Anonymous No.16268581]

>>16268512
Nah

[Anonymous No.16268591]

>>16267403
yes if you drink this you instantly troon out

t.ranny

[Anonymous No.16268861]

>>16267403
What you do is you grow a pornstache, go full sleazecore and order only the fruitiest, tiki-est drinks on the menu, while flirting badly with any girls that come within speaking distance of you.

[Anonymous No.16268903]

>>16268861
Hellishly based

[Anonymous No.16269810]

>>16267606
>Oh so what I do is disgusting? Well you're actually the gay one!
Faggots have no defense for their disgusting behavior, they can only hope to drag others down to their level.

[Anonymous No.16269842]

>>16268861
wtf is a pornstache? i have only had a stubble mustache throughout my life, sometimes a bit longer than stubble

[Anonymous No.16269855]

>>16269810
ah, those statistics are based on a fallacious study from the mid-late 20th century where some dude went around frequenting gay clubs and bathhouses
don't get me wrong, i still hate fags and think they are mentally ill, but there is definitely gonna be an issue with your statistics if your sample size consists mainly of faggot prostitutes and swingers

[Anonymous No.16270100]

>>16269842
That's a pedostache.

[Anonymous No.16270109]

If someone mocks you, they're simply a buck in need of a breaking. Finish your drink, then break the buck to demonstrate the order of things. Simple as

[Anonymous No.16270110]

>>16267403
the seabreeze is the patricians girly drink

[Anonymous No.16270121]

>>16267415
whiskey is sweet but it's one of the manliest drinks. gin is tart but it's one of the most womanly drinks.

[Anonymous No.16270128]

>>16270110
I always thought they sounded classy when that singing demon kept mentioning them on Angel. I was surprised when I looked up what they are and found it's just vodka with two juices.

[Anonymous No.16271075]

drink whatever you want i fucking hate people who gender alcohol

[Anonymous No.16271095]

>>16267606
i find beets repulsive. does that mean I actually like beets?

[Anonymous No.16271103]

>>16271075
Me too. Not because they gender alcohol, but everybody in the world does it and I hate everybody in the world.

[Anonymous No.16271108]

>>16267403
This is fucking insulting. I'm one of the gays and I would not find a man drinking a fruity little cocktail attractive at all. Yucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

[Anonymous No.16271110]

>>16267403
>it's yummy
I bet you're yummy
(- v -)

[Anonymous No.16271112]

>>16271108
So you're not a real fag. Just another straight guy trying to find easy sexual relief in the current cultural climate. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.16271117]

>>16271112
No I've never found a woman attractive. And it's not easy, I have a terrible time finding a man I want to get with and not into meaningless secks. I went out and had a bunch of beers with a friend last night at the pub and there were gorgeous guys everywhere but wasn't a goddamned thing I could do about it

[Anonymous No.16271532]

>>16271117
Why don't you just get a tomboy and fuck her in the ass? You really don't sound very gay.

[Anonymous No.16271547]

>>16271532
No anon I'm very very gay, I'm just not effeminate and I hate drama and can't stand musicals and pride marches and Adele

I feel such strong romantic affections for guys, I get bad crushes and want to cuddle and kiss and smell their hair and flirt and that's not even getting into the sexual part of it. Women are like aliens to me and I don't even like smelling them, nevermind tolerating their shit.

[Anonymous No.16271562]

>>16267403
>It's yummy.
idk anon it sounds like you suck dicks

[Anonymous No.16271567]

>>16271532
don't do this, it makes mustard gas and gets the tomboy pregnant

[Anonymous No.16271605]

the sheer insecurity of the male is a sight to behold

[Anonymous No.16271632]

[Anonymous No.16272034]

>>16267403
A man can drink whatever he wants.

[Anonymous No.16272063]

>>16271547
I feel the exact same way.

drinking tequila rn and gonna hang out with my bf soon

[Anonymous No.16272073]

>>16272063
>my bf
you lucky duck

I haven't had a bf in 10 years

[Anonymous No.16272080]

I bought some creme de cassis recently and I've been having a cassis orange every few days. They may be girly but they are delicious.

[Anonymous No.16272133]

>>16272080
Looks like a bloody mary sans garnish

[Anonymous No.16272141]

>>16267403
Have a proper tiki drink instead of that, it tastes better and more complex instead of just being sickly sweet.

With that all said, first off no one really carea all that much but secondly it depends largely on the context. If you go to a pub that's known for beer and you order nothing but sweet cocktails which won't be made well, I'd wonder why you even came. However if you're somewhere where fruity cocktails are the point, then sure, no one's gonna care.

[Anonymous No.16272144]

>>16271632
kek

[Anonymous No.16272147]

>>16272133
It isn't, though. It's blackcurrant liqueur and orange juice

[Anonymous No.16272157]

>>16268861
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.16272164]

are moscow mules girly drinks

[Anonymous No.16272166]

My husband drinks cosmopolitans, is he gay? I drink bourbon. Does that make me a lesbian? Should I be the one fucking him?

[Anonymous No.16272173]

>>16272166
you're both men, right?

[Anonymous No.16272189]

>>16272173
Ah I should've seen that one coming. No. The point is that no one gives a shit about who drinks what. The barmaid doesn't give a shit as long as you pay.

[Anonymous No.16272483]

>>16267506
Everyone in your class definitely knows you fuck wild animals

[Anonymous No.16272656]

>>16272189
You don't have to care about what a person is drinking to register that their drink choice signals femininity.

[Anonymous No.16272747]

>>16267403
A straight guy can stand or walk where and when he wants.

He can say, wear, drink what he wants.

As long as he doesn't get worked up over it.

I can drink it while wearing a baby blue shirt and a sailor hat, you're not even allowed to take a look.

[Anonymous No.16272749]

>>16272189
>AHEM girl here...

shut the fuck up queer