/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16266547]

ITT: We post authentic American Cuisine

[Anonymous No.16266548]

>>16266547

Anybody want seconds?

[Anonymous No.16266555]

>>16266547

>average lunch in america

[Anonymous No.16266558]

>>16266547
caring for a snack on the road?

[Anonymous No.16266580]

>>16266558
Two tomato pies please. If you're over 300 pounds you get one free.

[Anonymous No.16266608]

>>16266548
Other than being twice the amount of food a person should eat, that actually looks pretty fucking delicious. The cake looks bland as shit tho. That thing goes in the trash.

[Anonymous No.16266613]

>>16266547
As an aside, I've started adding some mac and cheese to my roast dinners since I had it taking up room in the freezer, and it was surprisingly good with chicken gravy on it.

[Anonymous No.16266614]

>>16266608
As an american we all laugh at that statement. I've heard the meme that americans serve way too much on a plate, but in my eyes, it appears to be a normal serving.

[Anonymous No.16266615]

>>16266547
This is an average American kid's meal.

[Anonymous No.16266616]

>>16266613
take pics & post plz

[Anonymous No.16266618]

>>16266614
>As an american we all laugh at that statement
Thanks for informing me that I was laughing at my own statement. Even if you wouldn't get fat eating like that, you would feel sluggish and probably have heartburn the rest of the day. Learn to control yourself.

[Anonymous No.16266628]

>>16266618
>you would feel sluggish and probably have heartburn the rest of the day. Learn to control yourself.

sorry but that makes me laugh too. it's one plate of food. stop being pathetic. you seem like the type that would have a hangover after 3 beers.

[Anonymous No.16266633]

[Anonymous No.16266638]

>>16266616
I'm not gonna make a full one for a while but I guess I could just defrost some mac and cheese later and add some gravy to it

[Anonymous No.16266639]

>>16266547
>ITT: We post authentic American Cuisine
No adult American with sense actually has 2 starches on their plate unless serving themselves from a buffet, and sense be damned. There are some poverty people who do that, but it's not Southerrn to not have 3-4 vegetables on a plate. If it's unhealthy and filling, call it soul food. People often have a cozy thought about both cuisines, but it's really the difference of fresh farm to table Southern food being confused with NE starch on starch. The mac n cheese came from the poor Caribbean ancestry, where it was the only affordable dairy.

[Anonymous No.16266661]

Burger with marshmallow fluff

[Anonymous No.16266664]

>>16266639
>NOOOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN STARCHERINOES!!!! AAAAAAAA, I'M GOING INSAAAANE AND FAAAAAAAT!!!! SAVE ME, DR. OZ!

[Anonymous No.16266669]

Why do Euros seethe so hard about American sloppa when they eat those 5kg takeaway boxes of doner kebab fries multiple times per week? I dont get it.

[Anonymous No.16266689]

>>16266669
Those pretty much only exist in Britain.

[Anonymous No.16266744]

>>16266615
>Patties dry like your wine aunt's vagina
>Cheese not even melted
>Onions not even caramelized
>Plastic looking tomato
Yeah nah

[Anonymous No.16266806]

[Anonymous No.16266818]

>>16266608
>cake
That would be cornbread you uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.16266820]

>lol America had no cuisine
>lol look at this American cuisine
Would you obsessed dickriders make up your mind?

[Anonymous No.16266854]

>>16266818

[Anonymous No.16266874]

>>16266854
You cannot discern anything about that cake by looking at it in the background, out of focus and under a plastic clamshell.

We both know you were talking about the cornbread.

[Anonymous No.16266883]

>>16266547
>>16266548
why are there pictures of this?

[Anonymous No.16266886]

>>16266883
Because as unhealthy and sloppa as this looks, I guarantee you it was the best meal those people enjoyed that week. Southern cooking is amazing.

[Anonymous No.16266891]

>>16266874
I'm not the same person. I'm from Texas, I know what cornbread looks like. You're the one who failed to see the cake and that's why
>You cannot discern anything about that cake by looking at it in the background, out of focus and under a plastic clamshell.
wasn't your initial response.

[Anonymous No.16266916]

>>16266886
>southern cooking is amazing

[Anonymous No.16266929]

>>16266874
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16266949]

>>16266916
what i wouldn't do to be that butter

[Anonymous No.16266958]

>>16266628
Not him but I'm american and that's a fuck ton of food for one guy. Control yourself fatass, it's nice not weighing 250+ lbs

[Anonymous No.16267008]

>>16266916
God I fucking love butter

[Anonymous No.16267248]

Whats ur guys favorite mac n cheese recipe?

[Anonymous No.16267352]

>>16266608
>Other than being twice the amount of food a person should eat
Not all of us get our nutrition from semen and cigarettes marketed towards women

[Anonymous No.16269168]

>>16266548
Who the fuck eats that in their car?

[Anonymous No.16269180]

>>16266818
Cornbread is still bad. Every time I have some I'm disappointed because it sounds like a good concept but am always let down.

[Anonymous No.16269201]

>>16266548
south american slave food
>>16266580
european
>>16266633
french

america doesnt have its own cuisine unless you count refined sugar and high fructose corn syrup to be a cuisine

[Anonymous No.16269227]

>>16269180
It's hard to get cornbread right. Most of the time it's too dry, under-salted, and crumbly. I hated it as a kid because my mom couldn't make it to save her life, especially trying to make it healthy.

When it's done right (usually involves cast iron and creamed corn), it's great.

[Anonymous No.16269231]

>>16269201
>Baking/Grilling seafood is French.
>It's totally French, despite of New England being Anglo.

Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.16269240]

>>16267248
My unironic opinion is that scratch-made mac and cheese is gross, especially if velveeta is involved. I only like kraft shells.

[Anonymous No.16269252]

[Anonymous No.16269257]

>>16269231
oh i assumed it was cajun didnt really look, i guess americans were the first ever people to grill stuff huh? anyways you basically just agreed with me so thanks. you fat fags always get triggered when i say america doesnt have any cuisine besides great depression era meals. its pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.16269259]

Absolutely obsessed with us

[Anonymous No.16269273]

>>16267248
I make a roux with garlic and then add cream and then parmesan and cheddar cheese

[Anonymous No.16269300]

>>16269259
The world is obsessed with America like America is obsessed with black dicks

[Anonymous No.16269338]

>>16269300
Black ass now, if that buck spam is anything to go by. Of course it's black man ass because normies can't even be degenerates correctly. I'm honestly starting to miss the furries and ponyfags.

[Anonymous No.16269437]

>>16269257
Rent Free

[Anonymous No.16269453]

>>16269257
anon steaming shellfish and maize in coals on the beach was something the Wampanoags and other Indian tribes did in present-day New England

[Anonymous No.16269489]

>>16269259
>Discussing USA is being obsessed about it
Imagine being this conceited

[Anonymous No.16269503]

>>16267248
>box Kraft mac (1 box)
>add milk (1 cup)
>add mayo (2 cup)
>add sour cream (1 cup)
>add butter (3 tbs)
Don't knock it till you try it

[Anonymous No.16269531]

>>16269489
that's not what "conceited" means, ESL.

[Anonymous No.16269548]

Luv me chicken fried steak.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16269748]

Steak Au Poivre is American
Add some Au Gratin Potatoes and Buttered Green Beans and you have one of the best American dinners you can eat

[Anonymous No.16271438]

this was the most american thread i have ever encountered.

[Anonymous No.16271446]

>>16269548
Why is this considered a breakfast food?

[Anonymous No.16271462]

>>16269748
all the names are in French, you amer*cans can't even pronounce them correctly and claim they're from amer*ca

I bet you even think you're Irish/German/Italian lol

[Anonymous No.16271463]

>>16266547
Maryland style Crab Cakes

[Anonymous No.16271469]

>>16271463
now that takes me back

[Anonymous No.16271472]

>>16266547
Cheerios with milk and strawberries

[Anonymous No.16271477]

>>16266547
A hot dog with condiments

[Anonymous No.16271479]

>>16266547
Eggs bacon and toast

[Anonymous No.16271482]

>>16266547
Pepperoni Pizza (traditionally served with crushed red pepper and grated parmesan cheese)

[Anonymous No.16271483]

>>16266547
Pancakes with the customary maple flavor syrup and butter

[Anonymous No.16271484]

>>16266547
A grilled cheese sandwich served with tomato soup

[Anonymous No.16271489]

>>16266547
A ham and cheese sandwich

[Anonymous No.16271490]

>>16266547
Buttered eggs on toast*

What were traditionally called buttered eggs are now called scrambled eggs

[Anonymous No.16271491]

[Anonymous No.16271494]

>>16267248

[Anonymous No.16271496]

>>16266547
Roast chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy with peas and carrots

[Anonymous No.16271499]

>>16266547
Chicken caesar salad

[Anonymous No.16271502]

>>16266547
Cobb Salad

[Anonymous No.16271504]

>>16271502
nice cobba, cobba

[Anonymous No.16271506]

>>16266547
Denver omelet

Okay I’m done spamming for now. America has a genuine culinary tradition beyond memes like burgers and fast food. And it’s great

[Anonymous No.16271508]

>>16271502
These always seem to me like it would be better if the ingredients were all mixed together.

[Anonymous No.16271522]

>>16271508
but the magic is sitting there with a fork and knife (or fork and spoon if you're patrician) and pulling all the elements together the way you like. and no matter how careful you are after a few minutes it's all stir anyway.

the cook did what he's good at, I prefer to have the eating part left up to me †bh

[Anonymous No.16271682]

>>16271522
>the magic

[Follower of Gore No.16271704]

>>16271446
why is fish and rice considered breakfast or beans and rice?

[Anonymous No.16271714]

>>16271506
let's not forget the humble nutraloaf

[Anonymous No.16271716]

>>16271714
JUS LIEK MAMA USE TA MAY

[Anonymous No.16271721]

>>16271484
im american and havent tried this meme yet. i want to soon.

[Anonymous No.16271727]

>>16271721
it's not for zoom zooms like you

[Anonymous No.16271735]

>>16267248
is it common in America to bake your Mac n chez?
mostly I like to put it in a nagging dish, top it with a tonne of cheese, maybe some tomatoes. Some panko breadcrumbs to add a bit of crunchy (potato chips also not bad) then bake the dish for 20 minutes our so. yummers

[Anonymous No.16271736]

>>16267248
GRATE WHITE AMERICAN CHEESE. CHEDDER SUCKS youtube: Food wishes "instant" mac. Cook the mac in boiling seasoned milk + part water STIR MILK FREQUENTLY when its done cover it 3min mix in dijon or any mustard + fry panko breadcrumbs

[Anonymous No.16271738]

[Anonymous No.16271740]

[Anonymous No.16271741]

>>16266547
>>16266548
>>16266555
DEE FUCKING LISH

[Anonymous No.16271742]

>>16271735
>is it common in America to bake your Mac n chez?

it's hard to answer that. yes it's commonly done, but also people go the easy way and only eat Kraft macaroni cheese with the yellow powder, milk, and butter, which sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.16271743]

>>16271736
Just watch chef john also add butter cube to the milk

[Anonymous No.16271746]

>>16271714
I made that once to see how it was.
It's bland, obviously, but if you do some serious work all day it fills you up nicely. I think I could be OK with it as a daily meal if I did a lot of manual labour and worked up a real appetite.
Sitting on your ass in prison, though? The food is probably the only highlight of the day for them.

[Anonymous No.16271748]

>>16269338
Why are all heterosexual americans obsessed with the gayest things possible?

[Anonymous No.16271830]

>>16266547
My breakfast this morning. Biscuits and gravy with a double yolk egg laid by my chickens this morning

[Anonymous No.16271851]

>>16269548
What is that white shit?

[Anonymous No.16271855]

>>16271830
i love a cold glass of milk when im really thirsty. sometimes ill put it in the fridge for 10 min to make it colder

[Anonymous No.16271893]

>>16266639
>The mac n cheese came from the poor Caribbean ancestry, where it was the only affordable dairy.
No
There is a legend that Thomas Jefferson invented mac and cheese, he didn't
It was a medieval Italian dish, but Jefferson imported a pasta maker and popularized it during his Presidency
Caribbean has nothing to do with the popularity of mac and cheese in the US, black people just happen to really like it

[Anonymous No.16271902]

>>16271851
That's a poorly executed white gravy
It shouldn't be lumpy like that, it's a common beginner's mistake
It should also be a bit thicker and have more pepper

[Anonymous No.16271912]

[Anonymous No.16271914]

>>16266547
pork steak

[Anonymous No.16271915]

[Anonymous No.16271927]

>>16266548
This is good stuff but looks like how it's served at AA meetings or potlucks for the poor

[Anonymous No.16271929]

[Anonymous No.16271932]

>>16271855
imagine being sent to prison and not being able to drink a glass of cold milk whenever you wanted

>>16271893
mac and cheese is delicious and cheap to make, its no wonder poorer families would make it as a side dish to the meat and three veg

[Anonymous No.16271933]

>>16271914
I fucking love friend pork steak
>>16271929
Erotic

[Anonymous No.16271945]

>>16271914
Pork steaks are so underrated
Please stop posting that pic, the price will moonshot once everyone finds out about them

[Anonymous No.16271963]

>>16271929
Feels like I'm living in the 90's again.

[Anonymous No.16271964]

>>16267248
i like white cheddar and fontina. also roasted mushrooms, carmel used onion and bacon

[Anonymous No.16272008]

>>16269227
i've eaten so much garbage cornbread in my life, but i still get excited when it's being served because good cornbread is so good. people who take the
>sugar in your cornbread
meme seriously need to get rekked, and nerds who act like there is ONE RIGHT WAY to make fucking cornbread. good cornbread should be good in a plate of red beans or chicken gravy or by itself with a cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.16272037]

>>16271851
>What is that white shit?
cum

[Anonymous No.16272498]

>>16271830
looks heavenly, anon

[Anonymous No.16272506]

>>16266547
This is soul food. Black people are not american.

[Anonymous No.16272533]

>>16266547
I could go for a sloppa

[Anonymous No.16272652]

>>16272506
Whatever it is, every 'black' inspired dish always looks amazing and hearty. Never seen one black dish that didn't look good.

[Anonymous No.16272662]

t. NC

[Anonymous No.16272685]

check out townsends on youtube

[Anonymous No.16272690]

>>16272652
Shaddup, Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.16272762]

>>16271499
That’s Mexican so that is correct I guess

[Anonymous No.16273825]

>>16266874
utterly delusional gamma male cope

[Anonymous No.16273851]

>>16269548
American eat cum steak

[Anonymous No.16273859]

>>16273851
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

[Anonymous No.16273889]

>>16273859
Why do you eat cum steak? American cuisine is pig disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16273913]

>>16271490
Yes but this dish is so much better when prepared in the 18th century fashion. With a nice day old crusty bread, and eggs scrambled French style.

[Anonymous No.16273916]

>>16272762
Barely Mexican. It was invented at a restaurant mostly frequented by American tourists.

[Anonymous No.16273984]

>>16269227
don't forget how important lard is

[Anonymous No.16273990]

>>16273916
Still Mexican. All American foods were invented by foreigners that emigrated there.

[Anonymous No.16274706]

>>16271736
Its good

[Anonymous No.16274772]

>>16271851
the shit on the chicken is gravy
to its left is grits, a dish that came from the south. grits are bleh imo, gravy is AMAZING

[Anonymous No.16274789]

>>16269748
>Steak Au Poivre is American
>According to French steak specialist Francis Marie, steak au poivre originated in the 19th century in the bistros of Normandy, where noted figures took their female companions for late suppers, and where pepper's purported aphrodisiac properties may have proved most useful.

The clue is in the French name you stupid lard bastard.

[Anonymous No.16274809]

>>16266547
>>16266548
>>16266555
>>16266558
>>16266580
>>16266615
Butthurt European hands typed these posts.

[Anonymous No.16275007]

>>16266547
five guys is quintessential american cuisine

[Anonymous No.16275009]

>>16266916
I believe you pictured french cooking there

[Anonymous No.16275073]

Nothing satisfies my hunger more than a 4am MACALO 'ZONE ®.

[Anonymous No.16275095]

>>16266555
Fuck I wish. My daily lunch is sad. We're a poverty country now

[Anonymous No.16275102]

[Anonymous No.16275112]

>>16269227
The best restaurant cornbread is always made by fat old black ladies that are done with everyone's shit

[Anonymous No.16275128]

>>16269273
Substitute some of the cream with ricotta.

[Anonymous No.16275188]

>>16271484
STOP!

Firstly tomato soup and cheese sandwich isn't an american dish.

Secondly this looks gross. Bland plasticy cheese? Really? I'll tell you what i've discovered to work best.

Crusty bread roll, extra mature cheddar, grated and not melted.

That's the secret. Cooking is all about contrast. Tomato soup is hot, sweet, tangy and smooth. Cheese roll is salty, crusty, funky and cool. The contrast is 10/10 no doubt. Far more flavourful than that excuse of a cheese you americans use.

So why not melt the cheese? Melted cheese tatses good but the contrast of the cool cheese and hot soup really creates a flavour and texture explosion. Nothing like it.

[Anonymous No.16275193]

>>16275102
>serves 3 men
>protein blasted

[Anonymous No.16275211]

>>16275188
shut up faggot nobody cares
>Cooking is all about contrast
cooking is about it being yummy and kraft singles on whitebread with canned soup is yummy, you massive faggot

[Anonymous No.16275214]

>>16266555
That looks delicious

[Anonymous No.16275220]

>>16273990
>country of immigrants has culinary history based on immigrants

[Anonymous No.16275235]

they should rename this board to /iff/ "I'm fucking fat" this is not a cooking board

[Anonymous No.16275255]

>>16266547
watergate salad is GOAT

[Anonymous No.16275306]

>>16275235
ur a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16275328]

>>16275211
No, kraft is not yummy. It tastes like cummy. Although i think you may be poor, it doesn't excuse the food gore.

Yes your country lacks quality ingrediants but food shouldn't just be expediant. Listen to me and listen good. i wouldn't want to me misunderstood. Your food tastes like plastic stop the mental gymnastics, go get a good block of cheese and you will see the degrees at which your cooking could improve.

[Anonymous No.16275335]

>>16275328
ur such a faggot

[Anonymous No.16275395]

>>16275328
Noone gives a shit, braindead retard. Post food pics of shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.16275400]

>>16269548
I thought those were really shitty mashed potatoes. Turns out they're just shitty grits.

[Anonymous No.16275432]

>>16275395
okee then

[Anonymous No.16275902]

>>16271472
based and cherriospilled

[Anonymous No.16275920]

>>16275188
lol get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.16276447]

>>16275102
im tempted to buy it for the meme. plastic cancer and all

>>16275235
true this isn't a serious cooking board. it's more of a snacks and fast food board

[Anonymous No.16276450]

>>16266558
How are you supposed to eat this?
Whose mouth opens that wide?

[Anonymous No.16276501]

>>16275188
it's grilled cheese not chilled cheese pal get it together

[Anonymous No.16276515]

>>16266669
That's also an Anglo thing

[Anonymous No.16276516]

>>16275432
I'll take the one on the left.

[Anonymous No.16276520]

>>16271902
it looks like it has sausage in it which accounts for the lumpiness, and it's hard to tell how thick it is from that photo. but yeah it needs more black pepper.

[Anonymous No.16276524]

>>16269548
the "white shit" on the left is polenta which americans inexplicably call grits. the "white shit" on the right is milk gravy.

[Anonymous No.16276539]

*ahem*

>>16266547
based
>>16266548
cringe
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based
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cringe
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based
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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based
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cringe
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based
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cringe
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based
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based
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based
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cringe
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cringe
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based
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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based
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based
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based
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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cringe
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based
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based
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cringe
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cringe based

[Anonymous No.16276603]

>>16271477
I just wached an episode of Wheel from 1992 and the puzzle was "hot dog with mustard onions and relish" and Pat went on a rant about how those are the only proper condiments to put a dog, kept talking about it into the next puzzle

[Anonymous No.16276667]

>>16276450

gotta squish it down and bite what you can lol

[Anonymous No.16276827]

>>16271484
A tomato soup and tuna mayo sandwich is also good when you don't have cheese in

[Anonymous No.16276856]

>>16266580
>>16266806
fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.16276944]

>>16276539

Cringe

[Anonymous No.16276958]

>>16267248
I once drove through a national park somewhere in Hungary, and I stopped in a tiny lumberjack village. Nobody spoke english, so I just told the tavern girl I wanted something with deer.
She came back with a large portion of very nice deer stew and for some reason like 1,5 kg mac and cheese with it. It was fucking bizzare, but quite nice.

[Anonymous No.16276972]

>>16276958
did you have to pay for it? was it expensive?

[Anonymous No.16276977]

>>16276972
Yeah, I paid for it, but everything is quite cheap in eastern europe, so I wasn't too bothered. I think they just added more shit to my order because I was foreign and they could get away with it.
If I ever meet someone from Hungary again I'll ask them if it's actually intended, but I don't see how it could be

[Anonymous No.16276980]

>>16276977
cool that inspires me to travel in europe and try random foods. i have a large range of tasets and am not picky.

[Anonymous No.16277006]

>>16276980
That was pretty much the entire reason I did it. Sights and food. Had some moose meat in North Cap in Norway, it is hands down the best meat I've ever tried. I'm mindblown that this isn't on demand throughout the world.
Also had bear, that was a bit shit.

[Anonymous No.16277039]

>>16274809
This looks great.

[Anonymous No.16277157]

Fuck jannies no mods no masters chaos reigns

[Anonymous No.16277171]

>>16276958
>for some reason like 1,5 kg mac and cheese with it
Do you sound American?

[Anonymous No.16277187]

>>16277171
Don't think so, I'm danish. But it was like a proper lumberjack village, there was group of massive blokes around, so I figured maybe that's just what they load up on after stomping around the Carpathians all day.

[Anonymous No.16277265]

>>16275102
Man I hope I win the visit from Davis

[Anonymous No.16277561]

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.16277569]

>>16277561
Do dhey really wot?
Run ah shag train on yah mum?
Yes, yes dhey do.

[Anonymous No.16277583]

>>16275328
How do you know how cummies taste anon?

[Anonymous No.16277698]

>>16271945
I've been getting them for like .99-1.99 a lb. the last couple years I have no idea why anyone would buy shitty ass chicken.

[Anonymous No.16277753]

>>16275007
>californian “cuisine”
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.16277764]

>>16269201
where the fuck do you find deep dish in europe?

[Anonymous No.16277791]

Some sloppa I had in Amish

[Anonymous No.16277797]

>>16277791
sausage eggs toast and home fries

[Anonymous No.16277805]

>>16277797
Easter dinner

[Anonymous No.16277816]

>>16277805

[Anonymous No.16277821]

>>16277816
Restaurant fajitas

[Anonymous No.16277823]

>>16277821

[Anonymous No.16277827]

>>16277823
Freshly made apple fritter

[Anonymous No.16277830]

>>16277827

[Anonymous No.16277839]

>>16277830
White boy tacos with Flamin Hot Cheetos

[Anonymous No.16277842]

>>16267248
I have a super easy recipe that works better than roux. Just cook the macaroni and put into baking pan. Add butter and mix it till it melts and coats the mac. Add salt pepper and any other seasoning you want at this time, I like to put some garlic and onion powder. Let that cool and then add cheese, eggs and milk and stir it up very well. Top with more cheese. Bake.

[Anonymous No.16277865]

>>16277839

[Anonymous No.16277877]

>>16277865

[Anonymous No.16277962]

>>16277842
i always wanted to make a triple cheese mac n cheese. real cheddar, real Parmesan, real pepper jack or whatever, topped with bread crumbs

[Anonymous No.16278024]

>this thread
wtf, I love American food now. Just not what the plebs eat.

[Anonymous No.16278043]

>>16275328
I like to make this + Texas Pete hot sauce

[Anonymous No.16278136]

Every single person in this thread is a goddamn idiot. Except this guy >>16274809 he's alright.

[Anonymous No.16278159]

>>16271484
I'm not big on bacon but I remember my mom made these with bacon and served it with tomato soup one time when my friend came over and god damn, food of the gods.

[Anonymous No.16278167]

>>16266874
I thought the same on the second statement. They were indeed talking about the cornbread.

[Anonymous No.16278176]

>>16275188
>NO! I LIKE FOOD LIKE THIS, YOU CANT LIKE FOOD LIKE THAT
This site is 10x easier to use if you can trick yourself into believing people like this are just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.16278206]

>>16275255
That looks alright. I might make that anon thanks.

[Anonymous No.16279114]

>>16266633
That can't be more than 300 calories

[Anonymous No.16279129]

baka

[Anonymous No.16279197]

>>16271929
depressing af, anon

[Anonymous No.16279208]

>>16279114
wtf? easily way more, and that's before you take any fats used during cooking (butter, etc) into account

[Anonymous No.16279211]

>>16266558
not a t-rex, the t-rex has 9 patties. Before people say it's an american thing, it was created at a wendy's in canada.

[Anonymous No.16279247]

>>16279197
I made this meal a few years ago when I was homeless and stayed in my brother’s basement over winter.

[Anonymous No.16279265]

>>16266874
This was 2 days ago, but just reminding you that you got BTFO'd so hard kek

[Anonymous No.16279274]

Absolute American classic. Boardwalk french fries. You cannot get these anywhere other than the boardwalk. Has to be east coast as well.

[Anonymous No.16279302]

>>16271491
>mfw that salad looks exactly like the ones I make home
Is there just no hope for iceberg lettuce, or is it that I cut it like a retard?

[Anonymous No.16280249]

>>16274809
I thought these trays were great but I never understood why the bread wasn't toasted.

[Anonymous No.16280259]

>fast food
>authentic
do yuropoors really?

[Anonymous No.16280261]

>>16274809
tfw had a hearty biscuits and sausage gravy with some sweet tea on the side
what cuisine do euros have that isn't disgusting? maybe just paella? all euro shit is hipster crap you'd fine at an avo on toast place meanwhile American cuisine is SOULFUL
>b-but southern cuisine is nigger food
who do you think taught them to cook? look at black people in the north. they can't even boil water. Soul food is WHITE.

[Anonymous No.16280284]

>>16271915
A prison commissary mainstay. All niggers must hang.

[Anonymous No.16280296]

>>16272662
Are you trying to seduce me?

[Anonymous No.16280345]

>>16274809
not impressed. looks dry and over cooked
>t. texan

[Anonymous No.16280846]

>>16266661
Okay that is disgusting. I know this is all fun and jokes but Jokes have a Limit and you crossed the line!

[Anonymous No.16280851]

>>16272762
Regardless of its origin, it’s extremely common in American restaurants

[Anonymous No.16280858]

>>16273990
This is false. 18th Century recipes like Townsends does are not immigrant recipes, because the founding settlers of America were British colonists not immigrants. Any cuisine developed and eaten typically by Americans is American.

[Anonymous No.16280870]

>>16276603
Based Pat

[Anonymous No.16280876]

>>16278136
Based etouffee poster
>>16278159
Sounds yummy anon

[Anonymous No.16280971]

>>16269201
Cooking food was invented in the Neolithic era, imagine trying to steal their technique and claim it's "French or European"

[Anonymous No.16281752]

>>16276603
>>16280870
I would post link but its a facebook video

[Anonymous No.16281758]

>>16280876
>Based etouffee poster
damn, those were exactly the words I was thinking when I saw OP. Etouffee gave me one of the best experiences in recent memory.

[Anonymous No.16282049]

>>16271489
That's more English, bologna is american

[Anonymous No.16282247]

i miss hot wings

[Anonymous No.16282299]

>>16271506
Why did you post a bunch of picture from a Denny's menu?

[Anonymous No.16282565]

Everybody thinks City Chicken is a traditional Polish dish but it's actually American.

[Anonymous No.16282573]

>>16269548
This guy knows

[Anonymous No.16282702]

In america this is typically a kids meal ages (5-13)

if you're above this age and you prefer cheese pizza, people will think you're a weirdo. hey, i didnt make the rules.

[Anonymous No.16282844]

>>16275188
you are a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.16282877]

>>16275188
lmfao this fucking guy

[Anonymous No.16283098]

>>16266639

dude as a southerner stop trying to act like southern food isn't just carb-meat-fat meals derived from slave food.

[Anonymous No.16283117]

>>16282049
Everyone around me ate ham sandwiches growing up on the East Coast
>>16282299
Denny’s is an American restaurant

[Anonymous No.16283226]

>>16266547
>>16266548
>>16266555
Looks good

[Anonymous No.16284050]

>>16278176
Most arguments tend to flow better if you give benefit of doubt.

[Anonymous No.16284067]

>>16280858
Those are British recipes. Americans have no original recipes of their own. This is a fact that yanks just cannot accept out of a matter of national pride.

[Anonymous No.16284074]

>>16269548
a couple of yutes

[Anonymous No.16284108]

>>16282702
I tend to buy cheese pizza whenever I order from a new pizza joint. It's like the vanilla test at ice cream parlors. If their unaltered foundation dish sucks, then all their dishes suck.

[Anonymous No.16284117]

>>16284108
id rather do pepperoni test. cheese plain is too bland or maybe ive been eating at shit places

[Anonymous No.16284178]

>>16271479
Add a cup of black coffee and ultimate comfy breakfast

[Anonymous No.16284201]

>>16271499
I make this from scratch all the time. Home made ceasar is so good and fresh made croutons can't be beat.

[Anonymous No.16284208]

>>16271740
Not a nog, but that pile of bones triggers me

[Anonymous No.16284226]

>>16284067
Brits and Americans are part of the same broader ethnic group

[Anonymous No.16284234]

>>16280249
better sponge

[Anonymous No.16284235]

>>16284201
Do you put in anchovies separately or do you chop them into the dressing

[Anonymous No.16284238]

>>16284117
The problem with making a good cheese pizza is there is only 3 parts.
1. The dough
2. The sauce
3. The cheese blend
Mess up anyone of these parts, and the pizza instantly becomes mediocre.

[Anonymous No.16284254]

>>16275255
Is there a version of this with cottage cheese in it and a dollop of mayo on top?

[Anonymous No.16284294]

>>16284235
I actually found anchovy paste that works just as well. Most people are put off by chunks of fish in the dressing, even though anchovies are the best.

[Anonymous No.16284302]

>>16284294
*in the dressing

[Anonymous No.16284355]

>>16271502
goddamn that looks incredible

[Anonymous No.16285285]

[Anonymous No.16285339]

>>16274809
Wait those earlier posts were supposed to make me angry and not hungry?

[Anonymous No.16285463]

>>16284238
i agree with 2 and 3 but as for the dough it's all good. Thin crispy, medium chewy. As long as it's cooked properly it will be at least good

[Anonymous No.16285542]

>>16275328
are you trying to rap or some shit?

[Anonymous No.16285589]

>>16280345
based

and yes, you're right. They just grill and fry the fuck out of everything and slop it down on a plate. Normies start hooting whenever you serve them something on a tray.

[Anonymous No.16285748]

>>16269503
Have you tried it?

[Anonymous No.16285762]

>>16266558
I reckon this would make a fine snack to hold me over til dinner if I were a bit peckish. Hold the fries though, they always spoil my appetite.

[Anonymous No.16285769]

>>16272008
This was beautiful

[Anonymous No.16285786]

>>16271740
Glutton for Jesus

[Anonymous No.16285959]

>>16266547
>>16266555
>>16266548
So this basic bitch food is the infamous BLACK southern cuisine... not a very compelling argument to keep niggers around

[Anonymous No.16285980]

>>16279114
>>16279208
I don't know how shellfish stacks up in terms of calories but a new england clam/lobsterbake isn't cooked with any oils
>dig a pit in the sand
>get a bed coals established
>cover with fresh seaweed
>dump your shellfish and sweetcorn on the seaweed
>completely cover with maor seeweed
>wait until it's all steamed to perfection
>dig it out and eat like the fat greedy gluttonfucks you are