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>> No.16262399

>>16262376
I prefer gordan's grilled cheese

>> No.16262407
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>>16262399
I prefer this.

>> No.16262501

>>16262407
is that kid a male or a female

>> No.16262529

>>16262501
Does it matter? By this I mean, who cares?

>> No.16262693

>>16262529
Indeed. It clearly can't cook a noodle.

Irrelevant to /ck/

>> No.16262711
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>> No.16262723

>>16262376
That's probably the best looking grilled cheese I've ever seen O.O

>> No.16262730

>>16262407
there's a reason for using color pastes when needing that much color. Six drops of liquid dye is going to really taste horrible.

>> No.16262732

>>16262407
eh they seem to enjoy it, I can respect that.

>> No.16262744

>>16262376
oil AND butter, god damn this shit is made for fatties

>> No.16262783
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>> No.16262846

>>16262711
I didn't know it was possible to fuck up fried rice this badly

>> No.16262850

>>16262846
fuck off, it's delicious. what about you post your recipe so we may all shit on it baka

>> No.16262855

>>16262783
>flaccid penis
Those are looking quite turgid.

>> No.16262858
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>>16262846
Watch this.

>> No.16262860

>>16262711
A bit overelaborate, but looks tasty.

>> No.16262864

>>16262855
AH! I learned a new word today :D

>> No.16262865

>>16262860
I don't think they were trying to make actual fried rice, I think they were trying to make pilaf.

>> No.16262874

>>16262858
This hurt right in my meow meow look at all those uncooked grains on the sides O.O

>> No.16262949

>>16262376
Why would you ever put this much pretentious effort into a fucking 2$ snack from a gasstation?

>> No.16262974

>>16262949
wtf is wrong with you, this kid is enjoying the best grilled cheese on earth. I bet your mad cause your dad is still out there buying cigarettes.

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>> No.16263064

>>16262376
for fuck's sake, favreau, it's just a grilled cheese

>> No.16263070

>>16262974
>the best 2$ gasstation snack on earth
alright?

>> No.16263081

>>16262744
Welp someone doesn't know how to cook.

>> No.16263113
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>>16262986
it hoyts

>> No.16263131

>>16263064
Yet better than Ramsay's grilled cheese. Lets trigger that guy in the other Ramsay sub into coming out and defending his butt buddy.

>> No.16263621
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>> No.16263646

>>16263621
That has to still taste absolutely rank.

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>> No.16263698

>>16263650
Goddamn that's the dream right there.
Stuck on a ship with your bros with nothing better to do but eat like kings, work out, and fuck each other in the ass.

>> No.16263717
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>> No.16263720

>>16263698
You lost me at the third.

>> No.16263814

>>16263720
more for me

>> No.16263854

>>16263720
>not cramming your weiner in your crew mates ass
What are you gay?

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>>16262376

>> No.16264040

>>16262376
Too much butter, no need for oil, and there is no reason to see if the bread is browned.
That said, at least the cheese is melted.

>> No.16264061

>>16262949
It's $6 at Red Robin.

>> No.16264465

>>16263894
this is pretty nice but i need to see videos of the machines malfunctioning and spraying frosting everywhere or firing a cake at a wall at 90 mph

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>>16262783
>semen resembling dipping sauce
every time

>> No.16265059

>>16263894
>twin peaks opening theme starts

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( ͜͡ʖ ͡)

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>> No.16265804

>>16262732
I can't.

>> No.16265805

does anybody have the dried chilies webm

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>>16265805
NO

>> No.16265814

>>16262855
Softcock. Try l-arginine and horny goat weed.

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>> No.16265824

>>16265810
somebody does

>> No.16265825
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>> No.16265836

>>16265816
Since when is Keto just regular food with butter shoved into it?

>> No.16265837

>>16265836
*crammed

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>>16265836

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>>16265837

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>> No.16265885

>>16265793
I feel bad for the people who had to see a man get spanked by another man

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>> No.16265897

>>16263894
Soulless

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>> No.16265914

>>16265816
Coffee is already keto without the extra 400 calories in butter

>> No.16265915
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>> No.16265916

>>16265897
>>/vr/
>>16262376
there's so much wrong with this webm it makes me so angry he serves it to "his son" at the end to make it "le wholesom"

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>> No.16265961

>>16262783
that looks delicious

>> No.16265963
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>> No.16266007
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>>16263650
>submarine mess
>everything looks clean and tidy

>> No.16266015

>>16263621
Why are they so desperate to cook a rotten carrot?

>> No.16266081
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>>16265890
You can see it in her eyes.
>holy shit, i'm marrying this person

>> No.16266085

>>16266007
holy fuck that webm gave me anxiety

>> No.16266086

>>16266007
Does this man have no sense of self preservation?

>> No.16266096

>>16265963
does this work with deactivated almonds?

>> No.16266353

>>16266007
imagine the smell

>> No.16266366

>>16266096
You probably mean unactivated. You can't really deactivate almonds without pulverising them. You can cut off the sprout, but the germ is still primed to grow. Anyway, yes.

>> No.16266368
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>>16266007
the wristwatch bothers me

>> No.16266369

>>16266366
https://youtu.be/qHqX6Vbt9SI

>> No.16266370

>>16266368
>tfw you already said "i do"

>> No.16266396

>>16265918
Man, this thing is my nightmare.
The most depressing kind of job ever, would kill myself mid shift.

>> No.16266399

>>16264040
>roy choi has no idea how to cook
ok then

>> No.16266402

>>16266396
It's pretty good. Your body goes on autopilot and your mind is free to think about anything.

>> No.16266420

>>16262407
looks vile

>> No.16266423

>>16262783
>traditional snack

>> No.16266425

>>16265890
on spot divorce speedrun?

>> No.16266426

>>16262986
behead pls

>> No.16266427

>>16263720
weird, third made me sign up

>> No.16266430

>>16265059
BASED HOLY FUCK THANK YOU

>> No.16266435

>>16265810
>proudly sponsered by the american education system

>> No.16266439

>>16265890
thats a yikes from me

>> No.16266443

>>16266007
>manlosesfingers.webm

>> No.16266448

>>16265890
>>16266368
:(

>> No.16266451

>>16263621
>winter has been hard, we are desperate for ingredients
>lmao lets baste this in butter and use multiple kinds of fresh herbs
fuck this fake shit

>> No.16266466

>>16265793
OOOOH MASSA COME BACK GIVE ME MORE

>> No.16266468
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>> No.16266476

>>16265836
That's what happens when you tell hamplanets that they can eat as much fat as they want

>> No.16266493

>>16265879
https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/cajun-broiled-shrimp/
I'm going to cook this today, never cooked shrimp like this. Found the link.

>> No.16266834

>>16265923
>always remember to wash your coffee pot or your salmon will taste like coffee

Uuhhhhhhhm shouldn't you be worried about the other way around?

>> No.16266853

>>16262376
Favreau is such an overeager poser. I am embarassed for his sincere confidence that he has skill in a kitchen. He makes horrible things on camera.

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>> No.16266865

>>16263717
This video is just some japanese fetish crap, with closeups of her eating big bites and gulping them for the large size. It is not a food video.

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>> No.16266882

>>16266468
>doner from the sweat-box and not straight off the leg

DISCUSTING

>> No.16266894

>>16266425
>>>16265890
>on spot divorce speedrun?
Totally. Though the groom is obviously plastered, his frustration at being teased is innate. He's probably learning disabled to be so annoyed so quickly. He got this anger from a lifetime of frustration.

>> No.16266900

>>16266468
ugh, garbage in a box

>> No.16266906

>>16266862
>>16266873
I'm not even joking anymore this fucking retard needs to be stopped. And I sincerely feel for his wife and family. He is not well.

>> No.16266909

>>16266900
Yep, once again the Turks find yet another way to ruin everything

>> No.16266952

>>16266906
>I'm not even joking anymore this fucking retard needs to be stopped
he's reproduced anon you got some work to do

>> No.16266962
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>>16263698
>Stuck on a ship with your bros with nothing better to do but eat like kings, work out, and fuck each other in the ass.

>> No.16266966
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>>16266906
I'd like to see you try.

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>> No.16266973

>>16266952
>>16266966
yucky but stopping him doesn't entail killing his family. he just needs to go away because his content is at best trash and at worst dangerous

>> No.16266974
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>> No.16266978

>>16266973
The only danger he is is to himself.

>> No.16266987

>>16266966
some kiwifarmer is gonna get smart and go to harass jack IRL and this will be the last thing they see

>> No.16266988

>>16266967
At first I thought this was a fucking joke but I watched the whole thing and it's not, and he won me over. That looks amazing and it's nice to see some real enthusiasm and passion for great food preparation. Not like the trash this fat horrible phony and dangerous shithead does >>16266873
>>16266862

>> No.16267075

>>16263894
Who else got the toon factory music playing in their head?

>> No.16267095

>>16265825
>open the peaches
>grill the peaches
>BOOM GRILLED PEACHES
Yeah who would have thought.

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its time boys

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>> No.16267189

>>16267166
__ ________ ______?

>> No.16267216

>>16267166
>inb4 DO AMERICANS REALLY?
People like this should be euthanized.

>> No.16267219

>>16266423
it seems gay but some asian cultures actually value masculinity so much that they worship cocks

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>>16262874
>This hurt right in my meow meow

>> No.16267869

>>16262407
I remember my mom making colored cheese sandwiches for school :3

>> No.16267939

>>16266493
Good luck anon, post results.

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>>16267095
Someone who has never thought of grilling peaches, OBVIOUSLY.

>> No.16268048

>>16265877
>It is cheaper to use a robot arm to make little slashes in baguettes prior to baking than it is to hire a human to do that menial task.

Think on that a moment and think too, about your own job in relation to this idea.

>> No.16268070

>>16267984
holy shit that animation is terrible

>> No.16268077

>>16266396
Which is why places like this are automating as rapidly as possible. Assembly line jobs have always sucked. They paid well in the past, like at car factories, but all are soulless drudgery with lots of absenteeism and labour problems.

>> No.16268111

>>16265881
How long does this investment take to pay off vs just paying someone 10/hr to do this? Like 4 years?

>> No.16268114

>>16265877
>>16268048
That arm is ridiculous. Proper factories have had the trays on a conveyor for decades. The tray touches a sensor, the conveyor pauses, a few blades slash in one direction, the conveyor continues. Overcomplicating systems just makes them more prone to breakdown.

>> No.16268116
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>>16266468
Look at the customers. Do they look pleased? Do they look happy? Do they look as if they are going to enjoy a taste treat?

No.

They look as if they simply want to cram bulk down their necks and get the thing done and over with. That's who this shit is made for, and sold to by the boxload.

>> No.16268123

>>16268116
Only children express joy.

>> No.16268124

>>16268048
My job cannot be automated, as it requires human intelligence, interpretation, and explanation.

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>>16268111

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>> No.16268141

>>16268123
Happy to be a child then from time to time. You should try it yourself occasionally.

>> No.16268147

>>16268124
That's very good news for you then. Mine does as well, and that's very good news for me.

>> No.16268150
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>>16268123
>"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
>C.S. Lewis

>> No.16268154

>>16265890
Don't disrespect your husband.

>> No.16268160

>>16268154
Assault is worse than "disrespect"

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>>16268124

>> No.16268209
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>3 webms of wedding abuse
>barely any replies
bruh

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>>16268209
No one cares about your off topic bullshit you stupid fucking weeb.

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>>16268209

>> No.16268241

>>16266966
>the dead arm flailing
>>16266987
Based

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>> No.16268264

>>16268150
Not the guy you're quoting since never expressing joy is retarded but your quote is the ultimate copium. It's just like "Real men don't care what other people think so that's why they <insert something shameful like having a furry diaper fetish>. With that kind of logic you can justify eating your own shit.

>> No.16268276

>>16265872
Why wake up at 4 if you're just going to cook some rice and then leave it with yeast to ferment for 3 days?

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>>16268131
I keep expecting thia to happen at any moment.

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>> No.16268351 [DELETED] 

>>16268264
Why grandma, what a very nice strawman you have there. Crawl the fuck down from your own ass, you dipshit.

>> No.16268352

>>16266468
The sad thing is I've seen my brother consume something similar all in one sitting. I'm pretty sure he must be at least 350 pounds by now. 2 large dominos pizzas is a mere snack to him

>> No.16268368

>>16266974
I heard Clotted cream is illegal in the US for some reason, why is that?

>> No.16268394

>>16268124
Those jobs are easiest to automate, but people in those positions tend to be the ones who decide whether a job should be automated.

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>> No.16268437

>>16268394
It's all based on cost/benefit. If you are going to make 100 cakes, people will be doing the job. If you are going to make 1,000,000 cakes, there'll be robotics/automation. As systems improve and become more flexible, making cakes one day and pies the next, they will begin to move into jobs that were previously not cost effective enough.

>> No.16268489
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>> No.16268501
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>> No.16268505
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>> No.16268511

>>16268150
>This kills the Italian

>> No.16268531
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>>16263698
>Stuck on a ship with your bros with nothing better to do but eat like kings, work out, and fuck each other in the ass.
Well that is the navy slogan.

>> No.16268543
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>>16262846

>> No.16268550
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>> No.16268552

>>16268489
what's the point of adding yeast in the batter.

>> No.16268558
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>>16265805
sorry I'm late

>> No.16268564

>>16268501
Story?

>> No.16268567

>>16262783
>semen resembling dipping sauce
instead of
>dipping sauce resembling semen
or
>semen-resembling dipping sauce

Who hired this writer

>> No.16268568

>>16265918
that looks fucking vile

>> No.16268612
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>>16268564
They ran out of food.

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>> No.16268650

>>16262874
:3

>> No.16268675

>>16265790
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University

>> No.16268763

>>16265881
Seems really time consuming. I guess if it's running 24/7 it's not that bad.

>> No.16268773

>>16265901
That looks way worse than the fully automated cake builder.

>> No.16268777

>>16265801
Has anyone tried this? I'm curious how this would taste.

>> No.16268786

>>16265905
>10 carcases per minute

I would like to think this means lower prices if they have to or want to keep this out put.

>> No.16268802

>>16265931
Cute!

>> No.16268825

>>16266007
You know he's just doing this for fun.

>> No.16268827

>>16268346
those guys can only eat things while they're still alive, eh?

>> No.16268828

>>16266007
>wearing a polo and a watch while processing meat
Fucking Pajeets

>> No.16268831

>>16265890
>>16266368
Weddings are already stressful, no need to tease someone.

>> No.16268836

>>16263698
Kek

>> No.16268844

>>16266468
Closest I'll ever got to something like this was fries, chili, cheese, carne asada, and maybe bacon. Lots of grease of course.

>> No.16268847

>>16262407
perfect for pride month!

>> No.16268854

>>16268827
>those guys can only eat things while they're still alive, eh?
Define 'being alive'.

>> No.16268864

>>16268160
>Puts "disrespect" under quotations
Ask me how I know you're a zoomer who doesn't even know what respect is.

>> No.16268872

>>16268864
It's when somebody is having a fun moment with you and you hit them for it.

>> No.16268874

>>16268864
I know it isn't earned through abuse, in fact it's lost through it

>> No.16268879

>>16268612
did this guy just try to court the fucking bride

>> No.16268887

>>16265923
Why the fuck would you boil hot dogs for an hour? it shouldn't take longer than like, 10 minutes at best

>> No.16268889

>>16268123
You see, there's a reason we leave childish things like excessive exuberance, wonder, and innocence behind.

>> No.16268899

>>16268879
Indians are a strange people

>> No.16268928

>>16268879
it's theatre.

>> No.16268966

>>16267075
I got that one song in my head that is just trumpets, or at least, definitely brass, going,"doo doo doo da doo da doo doo" over and over again, witha bit of a flair up at the end on every third repeat

>> No.16269042

>>16265793
Buck breaking

>> No.16269062

>>16268889
Because it's "cringe"?

>> No.16269225

>>16268847
Gotta love grilled faggot.

>> No.16269241

>some fag said something
not an argument

>> No.16269319

>>16268827
The fish isn't alive.

>> No.16269348

>>16265890
I feel really bad for her bruvs :^(

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>> No.16269476

>>16268558
thank you anon you are a scholar

>> No.16269566

>>16268612
fake and gay. also don't take your little sword out if you don't intend to use it.

>> No.16269627

>>16266007
That looks so unsafe

>> No.16269706

>>16268827
The fish is dead, retard.

>> No.16269755

>>16262376
Gordan needs to watch this and learn a thing or two...

>> No.16269773

>>16268160
damn bro i hope she sees this

>> No.16269778

>>16262407
and yet another kid turned faggot vulnerable

>> No.16269795

>>16265863
What's MCT?

>> No.16269816

>>16265877
it's about time menial labor was automated away. trouble is, programming is being automated away as we speak too

>> No.16269850

>>16268889
Because you don't know shit.
Anyone worth a fucking shit knows it's wonderful and special to see things from a child's perspective even for a second. It literally makes you more powerful.
Dumb fuck.

>> No.16269880

>>16268004
these wedding videos are depressing

>> No.16269881

>>16269880
They can get married but a nice guy like me can't even get a date.

>> No.16269917

>>16268111
It's pretty slow, so probably never. It looks more like a proof of concept rather than a real application. Stuff like that has already been automated without the need for robot arms.

>> No.16269919

>>16269881
They have passion that you don't match.

>> No.16270162

>>16262529
how else could I know what level of pride month we're on

>> No.16270212

>>16262711
>no soy sauce
wrong

>> No.16270222

>>16266353
Yeah but hopefully the smell of the dead chicken overpowers the pajeet smell.

>> No.16270292

>>16268150
Do Americans really?

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>> No.16270301

>>16270292
>Do Americans really?
Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Eat food in nonsensical ways? Use scissors on pasta? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?

You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.

>> No.16270320

>>16266368
these are funny, any more?

>> No.16270332

>>16270301
but i am american?

>> No.16270382

>>16262874
>meow meow
Holy shit shut the fuck up and kill yourself man seriously

>> No.16270474

>>16270301
Based and Yankeepilled.

>> No.16270482

>>16268346
>deep fry animal
>gutting or seasoning are optional
>drown it in soy sauce
>make sure it's still alive (or at least looks alive) because your bugman brain is incapable of producing endorphins without witnessing suffering in some form

five star chef big social credit good job chinko

>> No.16270495

>>16262376
Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

>> No.16270497

>>16262407
ugh look at the size of the herp on the faggot's chin LOL

>> No.16270550

>>16269881
If only you were born in a country where arranged marriage is the norm. Then you could be forced into wedlock with someone you don't know/hate at the age of 18 like these guys and live happily ever after!

>> No.16270560

>>16268264
I haven't read the context of the quote but since it's C.S. Lewis I will assume that he means that God wants people to be happy and spread joy whenever possible. Being a serious man all the time sure gets things done but God doesn't care about your earthly accomplishments.

>> No.16270584

>>16266865
im sorry you got turned on anon

>> No.16270585

>>16268558
please tell me this is China or similar and not south America...

>> No.16270597

>>16265890
she's pretty hot, all caked up and all

>> No.16270627

>>16265923
why.

>> No.16270634

>>16266096
no. they must be activated prior to preparation, as you dont want them to violently explode

>> No.16270674

>>16270332
No, I am Americus!

>> No.16270700

>>16268150
>doesn't even stop to chew before going in for another bite
I fucking hate this

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>>16262783
>taiwan
explains all

>> No.16270723

>>16268567
they said what they said

>> No.16270772

>>16265059
I don't understand...

>> No.16270798

>>16268346
IS THAT NIGGA STILL BREATHING WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.16270807

>>16270585
Doesn't matter where it is, it's getting imported to a store near you nigga.

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>>16268276
they have to be presented as srs and sagelike to the dumb cultureless ypipo watching them

>> No.16270852

>>16262711

mfw fried rice in asia
is a secondary dish to not waste food using leftovers from the rice cooker
and using a lot of oil/butter, garlic and onions.
and not some standalone dish usually made from
scratch

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>>16265877
>>16265881
what factory would spend all that money on this? just use conveyor belts baka

>> No.16270861

>>16265896
why is he so antsy?

>> No.16270896

>>16265793
What's the story? Just a random dude?

>> No.16270899

>>16265890
>>16266368
bitches deserved it, you don't come between a man and his cake

>> No.16270916

>>16270584
I'm sorry you didn't

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>>16268264
>copium

>> No.16271045

>>16262407
40% chance to commit suicide after eating that one

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>>16270943
Reddit claimed "a priori"? :(

>> No.16271076

>>16265857
>>16265863
These are literally just advertisements, and shit ones at that.

>> No.16271090

>>16263698
rum, sodomy, and the lash

>> No.16271111

>>16265857
>>16265863
>Use k-cup machine or boil a pot
>Put k-cup in or filter with coffee grounds
>Press button
I don't like to operate and make shit when I first wake up, I just take a shit and browse my phone.

>> No.16271145

>>16266468
Imagine ordering a pizza and receiving this shit

>> No.16271214

>>16268048
>Think on that a moment and think too, about your own job in relation to this idea

I calibrate robot arms. checkmate cucks

>> No.16271221

>>16268160
> Slap
> Noooo he assaulted me I lost all my teeth because I'm a weakling faggot

>> No.16271323

>>16262376
bro, can you stop fingering my food?

>> No.16271341

>>16263720
freedom ain't free sailor

>> No.16271343

>>16265793
what the fuck did he see that made him turn around?

>> No.16271379

>>16271341
Ok chud

>> No.16271450

>>16270301
this is the first time i've actually seen a decent comeback to that argument

t.not a burger

>> No.16271452

>>16268642
hope he's ok

>> No.16271456

>>16270943
who the hell says any of that

>> No.16271461

All my webum's are bigger than 4mb and have sound.

There's NOTHING good annoy this site anymore.

>> No.16271465

>>16269474
>broccoli salad
>half a cup of sugar
Are you fucking kidding me

>> No.16271487

>>16270896
Buck breaking

>> No.16271516

>>16268004
Turkish marriage for you

>> No.16271519

>>16263131
hey, welcome to /ck/

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>>16270848
filename kek

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>> No.16271624

>>16271578
Join or die

>> No.16271626

>>16270943
I don't think there is anything more reddit than sticking to a designated approved speech list. You'll never curtail my language you mutt.

>> No.16271642

>>16266015
they want to maximise their profit margins by selling rotten food to idiots who will pay $1000 for the privilege

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>>16271592
That little nigga is still alive

>> No.16271720

>>16268552
i'm guessing for the taste

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>> No.16271763

>>16262376
saw this scene the other day on /tv/, always thought it was some pretentious youtube shit, not actual pretentious movie shit

>> No.16271764

>>16268218
:( i hate humans

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>>16271764

>> No.16271788

>>16271779
i get sad when humans are bad :(

>> No.16271864

>>16262501
whatever their brave parents want them to be :^)

>> No.16271870

>>16271864
shut up fag

>> No.16271875

>>16271052
I have no idea, but no reasonable person would ever use the term outside of a court room or a formal debate.

>> No.16271885

>>16263698
Lost

>> No.16271907

>>16262986
No no no no no noooooo

>> No.16271913

>>16265793
Would love to hear what's going on, kek

>> No.16271941

>>16268123
Just cause you're miserable fag doesn't mean everyone else is

>> No.16272227

>>16265923
>wraps pot in tinfoil
comeon now

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>>16266096
fucking newfag, ALWAYS activate your almonds

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>>16262407
another one to add to the collection

>> No.16272701

>>16262874
dilate

>> No.16272739

>>16265890
BASED

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>>16270301
USA! USA! USA!

>> No.16272772

>>16268004
Poor guy just wants to get it over with.

>> No.16272785

>>16268854
>>16269319
>>16269706
Your social credit score has been increased for defending glorious Chinese cuisine.

>> No.16272894

>>16270301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc

>> No.16272985

>>16262783
they meant sauce resembling semen and not the other way around right....

>> No.16273044

>>16272985
Semen-resembling dipping sauce. Punctuation matters.

>> No.16273101

>>16273044
nah I'm pretty sure they meant semen made to resemble dipping sauce

>> No.16273115

>>16262407
is this that kid who made that dope af krabby patty?

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>>16262783
>>16268567
>>16264471
hahha

>> No.16273219

>>16266966
look how high up his cabinets go, what in the fuck is the purpose? who buys a house with space they can't physically reach? it's like buying a car you can't physically get into.

>> No.16273780

>>16273183
context?

>> No.16273784

>>16271779
:(((( well that was depressing, context?

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>>16273784
Male chicks are disposed of, in first world.

>> No.16273865

>>16273855
makes sense but christ for them to just be thrown away like that feels cruel

>> No.16273877

>>16270848
>grapferuit juice

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>>16273877

>> No.16273885

>>16271595
incredible filename anon

>> No.16273892
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>>16273865
XX or XY?

>> No.16273902

>>16271595
looks like it's shitting out the ingredients lol

>> No.16273905

>>16273892
XYZ

>> No.16273914

>>16273905
YYZ

>> No.16273920

>>16273914
bing bing wahoo smoke weeed 400 + 20 crack cocaine

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>>16273920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouCSF45K48

>> No.16273992

>>16273957

suicide is painless
it brings on many changes

>> No.16274020

>>16268422
What's with the rice?

>>
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