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16261748 No.16261748[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It is a generally recognized fact that people whom'st have access to saltwater fish will not willingly eat freshwater fish except under duress. No one can refute this.

Counterintuitively, if a flyover says they are "allergic to fish" you should take pity on them for they apparently can tell good from bad, and simply haven't had good (oceanic) fish. The ones who gladly eat "crappy" and other trash are the ones who you deserve the most mockery.

Thank you for reading my blog.

>> No.16261770

you can almost smell the fish

>> No.16261772

>>16261748
That's the teacher that fucked that young guy

>> No.16261780

>>16261772
That doesn't really narrow it down a lot, man.

>> No.16261782
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>>16261748
Idiot.

>> No.16261786

>>16261780
Stephanie Peterson.

>> No.16261796 [DELETED] 

>>16261772
Why are these female teachers who have sex with their students always hot? Every fuckin time

>> No.16261800

>>16261796
Because the uglier/average ones are too afraid to do it?

It's very simple, anon. Attractive people get more sex, because they are more confident due to being attractive.

>> No.16261803

>>16261748
nice tranny face
post RC

>> No.16261819

>>16261748
"If a flyover says..."

I dont listen to anything flyovers have to say, half of them thinks trump is still the shadow president coming back in August while eating McDonald's 4 days a week and constantly crying about white genocide

>> No.16261831

>>16261772
I wish my teachers had abused me ;_;

>> No.16261839

>>16261819
Flyovers are based. I prefer a dumb hick over a city slicker bugman any day.

>> No.16261846

>>16261803
spotted the virgin

>> No.16261858

>>16261782
If you have to blast a fish with tangy sweet umami dippin' sauce to be edible, that's not a good sign

>> No.16261866 [DELETED] 

>>16261748
I want her to cram that up my ass

>> No.16261878

>>16261748
LOL
THIS NIGGA NEVA HAD CATFISH

>> No.16261885

>>16261866
what, her penis?

>> No.16261891

>>16261839
Theyre both equally bad, two sides of the same shit coin.

>> No.16261907

>>16261878
catfish is best freshwater fish and even then it has to be deep fried to taste good

>> No.16261908

>>16261891
Except a hick wants to be left alone on his land and invite you over for a bonfire, a bugman wants to live and be transported communally with you while leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door for cooking fish at 3am. Hicks may be bad, but they're better than city-dwellers.

>> No.16261927

>>16261891
Takes one to know one douchebag.

>> No.16261955
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>>16261908
>Except a hick wants to be left alone
Remember when a bunch of inbred hicks thought the Bureau of Land Management was actually anteefuh black lives matter black bloc terrorists and they set up a heavily armed roadblock to harass people driving near their trailer park so they could presumably shoot anyone they disagreed with?

>> No.16261971

i would prefer to eat haddock or swordfish every day, but i enjoy my great lakes walleye and perch because it’s fresher and easier to get

>> No.16261979

>>16261955
Never heard anything about it, and didn't find anything on that. Link?
Assuming you're not lying anyway, BLM burns shit down and vandalizes property, so yes, they still want to be left alone at their core.

>> No.16261981

>>16261772
Imagine being such a 14 yo looser you report to the police you had sex with a 27 yo nice teacher
Instead of enjoying sex like a normal 14 old boy should you snitch and ruin a woman's life because you are a gigantic faggot

This should not be even illegal if she did not apply physical or psychological coercion
Fuck this faggot world

>> No.16261989

>>16261981
I doubt that 14 year old even knows what to do with a slut like that. no amount of porn will compare to the real experience

>> No.16261990

>>16261981
Retard: The Post

>> No.16261998

>>16261748
>trout
>carp
>salmon
>walleye
>gar
>bass
bait harder OP

>> No.16262000

>>16261981
You're right but society disagrees with you. I would cut off both my nuts to go back in time and have a hot teacher show me the ropes.

>> No.16262015

>>16261981
>implying women don't deserve to all be in prison

>> No.16262026

>>16261998
>trout
Trash
>carp
Trash
>salmon
Acceptable under dire circumstances, notably this is a fish that spends part of its life in salt water, coincidence? Hmmm...
>walleye
Trash
>gar
Trash
>bass
Sea bass is pretty good, but anything from fresh water is trash

>> No.16262037

>>16261989
Bullshit, at 14 most of the boys have hormones through the sky.

On website there are also two screens of a conversation between them and it's almost sure he was playing along.

At 14 I hit hard for very long on my chemistry teacher, she would have had sex but she was scared.

The closest thing I got with her was rubbing my dick on her arm during all the break while I was pretending to asked her something about the lecture
She was clearly enjoyed and she played along but she was scared of being caught

>> No.16262044

>>16262037
>Bullshit, at 14 most of the boys have hormones through the sky.
Which would make him cum in seconds.

>> No.16262052

>>16262044
Not necessarily, but who cares if you cum quick while she blows you in school at 14?

It seems you missed entirely the point of young occasional sex

>>16261990
> t. Low T faggot

>> No.16262060

>>16262026
All those fish are pretty good, you just don't know how to use them

>> No.16262061

>>16262026
Fight me IRL faggot

>> No.16262070 [DELETED] 

Hey guys just wanted to apologize for this post. My wife's boyfriends dick was blocking my screen and I accidentally thought this was my blog. I'm sorry everyone. I'm trans BTW.

>> No.16262073

>>16261748
Hey guys just wanted to apologize for this post. My wife's boyfriends dick was blocking my screen and I accidentally thought this was my blog. I'm sorry everyone. I'm trans BTW.

>> No.16262109

>>16262000
The thing that makes me mad is the faggots snitching and scare other hot teachers for less faggot kids
He ruined her life because she let him fuck her and made him the coolest kid in the school

>>16262015
Get a life you incel

>> No.16262116

>>16262109
spotted the real life pussy

>> No.16262162

>>16261782
Pathetic fucking neckbeard weeb.

>> No.16262166

>>16261927
Trump lost get over it anon

>> No.16263156

bump

>> No.16263184
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>>16261748
>Stephanie Peterson.
She got 3 years in the can. Here's a better photo of her.

>> No.16263201

>>16263184
For being ugly?

>> No.16263219

The fuck does it matter? We don’t all live on the coast or tropical island. The people who deserve the most mockery are the overgrown babies who “don’t like seafood”. There’s nothing wrong with fried catfish or crappie. Can’t say I agree with the blacks and asians who will gladly eat carp or gasper goo though.

>> No.16263228

>>16263201

That’s far from ugly brother. Not bad at all for minimal make up or fraud filters or angles and a mug shot type pic.

>> No.16263233

>>16261748
Red drum are full of parasites. No one eats that shit man.

>> No.16263244

>>16261981
If she's your teacher the power imbalance is too huge for there to be no implied coercion. But a lonely widow neighbour or something, sure.

>> No.16263977

>>16261981
>Imagine reporting the person who raped you

lmao you'd make a good 40's housewife anon, I could get drunk and beat your ass and you wouldn't squeal to anyone.

>> No.16264053

>>16263977
He would make a good quiet abused housewife because he thinks a 14 y/o fucking a attractive 27 year old is not somethig to snitch on yourself for? What?

>> No.16264062
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>>16263977
I'll be your housewife uwu

>> No.16264075

>>16264062
Post tummy and I'll see

>> No.16264108

>>16261981

This shit happens all the time, the few times the boy actually says anything or the parents do anything it makes headlines.

You're angry like all these boys are telling their parents on the hot teacher that blew them, trust me it's pretty fucking rare they rat or that the parents actually go to the police over it. Same with opposite genders btw.

>> No.16264232

>>16264108
this. when I was 17 I had sex with a long term sub in my chemistry class and also some married asian lady who I bought chairs off of on craigslist. sounds really subversive but sometimes being an adult means keeping your mouth shut.

>> No.16264254

>>16261981
Honestly being raped by a woman isn't traumatizing compared to being raped by a man. It only makes sense for women to get away with it unless it was violent.
t. raped by female friend at a party

>> No.16264258

>>16264254
Ah yes. I beat you would want to get used by a smelly and hairy hambeast. Cmon man.

>> No.16264260

>>16261748
>The ones who gladly eat "crappy" and other trash are the ones who you deserve the most mockery.
there is zero taste difference in any white fleshed fish, assuming you bleed them and cut out the dark meat. The only difference is texture. they will always taste like whatever the fuck you put on it during cooking

>> No.16264271

>>16261748
God I wish I was that 14 year old she had sex with

>> No.16264273

>>16263233
redfish of the size like in OPs pic are actually pretty great. regardless, worms in the meat are harmless after you cook it

>> No.16264275

Is coffee good for you?

>> No.16264378
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>>16261748
I am a fishmonger with access to some of the best fish in the UK
I would and do happily eat the likes of carp, pike, and pike-perch
Fite me

>>16261858
Some ingredients need very little to be delicious, others need time and love. Anyone who wants to call themselves a chef ought to be able to prepare both

>> No.16264596

>>16264378
What's wrong with her skin?

>> No.16264647
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anyone who disagrees has either never eaten it or is a huge insufferable faggot

>> No.16264663

>>16264378
Fishmonger! Rolf would like to purchase one of your fine, fresh eels!

>> No.16265114

>>16263244
Bullshit. That happen almost exclusively for male teacher younger student

>>16263977
> Rape
> Normal sex with a older female
We don't care that your gf uses a strap-on on you, but don't project your particular sex dynamics as normal.

Sex between them was she sucked his dick and let it slip between her legs, there can't be rape you imongoloid

>> No.16265220

>>16264258
Man and boys can't be used for "normal" sex you retard.
You are the biological leader in sex, that's what nature is

At 14 you grand grand grand dad was probably already married or not so far from it.

If there's no blackmail, or physical coercion there's can't be rape between on a high school boy and a older teacher.
The other way around it is

>> No.16265355

>>16261971
based

>> No.16265383

>>16262037
>stories that never happened
ok billy, i know it's summer but cool it until you're a little older

>> No.16266509

>>16264647
trash

>> No.16266680

>>16262026
>trout
>Trash

LOL dumbass detected

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>LOL dumbass detected

>> No.16266692

>>16261981
Honestly, women should only speak with men who are family.

>> No.16266836

>>16261772
The male chaperone responsible for that woman should spend a day in the stocks for allowing her to defile an innocent boy like that

>> No.16266856

>>16261998
For me it's the humble pike. The tastiest freshwater fish!

>> No.16267062

>>16266685
You've never had fresh caught trout and yet you think you are superior for what, living in some godawful city that has twisted your mind in such ways that you think saltwater v. freshwater is some ultimate dichotomous key for fish tastiness? You only prefer ocean fish because that's the freshest stuff you can get, coastfag.

>> No.16267090

>>16266856
Even better if it munched on some drowner's/children's body

>> No.16267176

>>16261800
Lol. It's because nobody is bragging about fucking decrepit ms. farnuckle in the parking lot at summer school.

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> You've never had fresh caught trout and yet you think you are superior for what, living in some godawful city that has twisted your mind in such ways that you think saltwater v. freshwater is some ultimate dichotomous key for fish tastiness? You only prefer ocean fish because that's the freshest stuff you can get, coastfag.

>> No.16267649

huh

>> No.16269284

>>16264647
by duane reade?

>> No.16270405

>>16261748
I live in Hawaii, but I miss Wisconsin Fish Fry's like a mother fucker.

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>>16270405

>> No.16270469

>>16264647
Honestly, a lot of cats taste good so long as they're from clean water. But yeah bullheads are probably the best.

Two questions. Do you fry them whole? Do you eat the tails?

>> No.16271400

>>16262109
Who hurt you chud

>> No.16271778

>>16261748
having fish dinner .

>> No.16271928

Incorrect. I eat rainbow trout somewhat regularly.

>> No.16273069

>>16263977
lol

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>>16261748
>It is a generally recognized fact that people whom'st have access to saltwater fish will not willingly eat freshwater fish except under duress. No one can refute this.

i mean thats kind of a dumb assumption. fresh saltwater fish are leagues better than anything freshwater but there's nothing wrong with trout etc. i surf fish a few times a month and consistently catch pompano and jack, and they're better than any store bought fish i've ever had. people say jack is trash fish but thats fucking stupid and comes from people that either only fish for mahi or tuna or don't fish at all.

usually i'll cook them blackened or just bread them and fry them and have it over rice with nuoc cham.

t. half gook

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>>16273464
ill add i wouldnt willingly eat a freshwater fish FROM here because the freshwater is fucking swamp water and absolutely disgusting. some people do it but all my rigs are set up for surf fishing and i know that if i fish on the beach there's a 90% chance i'll catch something, whereas i could waste my day fishing for muddy tasting swamp fish dealing with fucking mosquitoes and alligators and snakes.

>>16261878
>>16261907
>>16270469
there is such a thing as a saltwater catfish and ive caught them a few times. the only thing with them is the barbs on their fins are fucking poison and you have to be careful with them. they taste the same as regular catfish but somehow "cleaner" and not as earthy or muddy. they also look like a fucking pokemon or some shit.

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>>16263228
>minimal make up
>brows and eyeliner tattooed on her face