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I tried making vegan fettuccini alfredo

>> No.16259505

>>16259481
Well you tried

And failed, looks like shit

>> No.16259511

>>16259481
I’d eat it but I HATE PASTA

>> No.16259519

>>16259505
At least I tried

>> No.16259520
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16259520

>>16259481
>vegan

>> No.16259523

>>16259481
>>16259505

Did he forget to add the sauce???

>> No.16259529

>>16259519
Correct.

>> No.16259531

>>16259523
Any sauce not sticking to the noodles is unnecessary

>> No.16259551

>>16259531
why do you think hambur helper is so successful? they leave a lot of sauce after preparation in there.

you've just never had good food before. is that why ur vegan

>> No.16259564

>>16259551
>good food
>hamburger helper

>> No.16259565

>>16259481
>vegan fettuccini alfredo

the ingredients for fettucini alfredo are butter, parmesan, and noodles.

you fucked that up somehow. I'm not saying a vegan version can't be done, but I'm questioning why?

what is the vegan substitute for parmesan? I'm very curious.

>> No.16259572

>>16259565
>what is the vegan substitute for parmesan?
Dick cheese harvested fresh from their boyfriends.

>> No.16259577

>>16259481
>sloppa corn starch
YOU DIED.

>> No.16259589

>>16259572
That doesn't sound vegan to me

>> No.16259594

>>16259565
I used olive oil, flour, and unsweetened plain soy milk to make a bechamel, added some white miso for in place of parmesan (glutamate, tyrosine, isovaleric and butyric acid), and a pat of non-hydrogenated margarine, then put in the noodles with some pasta water

>> No.16259607

>>16259594
also garlic powder and some fresh sage and oregano b/c that's what I associate most with alfredo I used to get at chain italian restaurants

>> No.16259609

>>16259565
>why
That's the real question here OP. There are so many tasty veggie dishes, why would you try to poorly emulate anormal dish instead? Oh that's right: vegans live for misery

>> No.16259629

>>16259594
OK. I have nothing against it. My only criticism is the picture looks a bit gummy. Some sort of liquid or oil, preferably flavorable, would solve that issue.

>> No.16259635

>>16259629
I ran out of olive oil but you're right

>> No.16259643

>>16259609
> noodles are meat

>> No.16259659

>>16259481
Why is the sauce all over the side of the bowl? Were you trying to cram it up my ass?

>> No.16259660

>>16259565
>what is the vegan substitute for parmesan
For me, nutritional yeast. Love that stuff.

>> No.16259664

>>16259481
Looks good! I'm hungry and would eat all of it.

>> No.16259677

>>16259659
The only clean utensil I had to stir or get it out of the pan was a large silicone spatula, and I made a mess, but I am far too lazy to clean my bowls or take proper pictures when I shitpost on a chinese underwear basketweaving forum

>> No.16259768

>>16259594
If you’re going to go vegan that actually doesn’t sound like too insane substitutions

>> No.16259839

>>16259594
try nutritional yeast for a parmesan substitute

>> No.16259936
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16259936

> vegan anything

pic related

>> No.16260024

>>16259936
Have an apple, anon

>> No.16260085

>>16259481
what's with the fag fork you fag

>> No.16260092

>>16259936

Why don't you eat vegetables?

>> No.16260162

>>16260085
Christmas gift from inlaws

>> No.16260167

>>16260162
they must loathe you

>> No.16260491

>>16259481
>Walmart fork

>> No.16260544

>>16259564
>>good food
>>hamburger helper

Hamburger helper is absolutely good food. Prisoners would kill you for a bowl of that delicious shit. It's a perfect alfredo creamy pasta without putting in any effort, and it's ready within 9-17 minutes of prep. Enjoy spending 45 min - 2 hours making your gay homemade pasta while my delicious treat is ready in a zip.

>> No.16260691

>>16259936
Actually agree. Anything when you need to substitute" ingredients is going to be subpar to original no matter the reasoning.

>> No.16260700

Will op ever describe how it tasted

>> No.16260764

>>16259481
Wtf is vegan alfredo? That shit 100 percent looks like that cheap frozen alfredo you buy for a dollar

>> No.16260886

>>16259564
>>16260544
You are both gay. That is not enough sauce, but hamburger helper is vile. All you've said is it's preferable to prison food, which is a pathetic standard to aspire to.

>> No.16260916

>>16260544
hamburger helper slaps

>> No.16261496

>>16260764
That's basically what I was going for desu

>>16260700
Pretty close to frozen TV dinner alfredo like I used to get from the discount grocery store

>> No.16261501

>>16260544
>Enjoy spending 45 min - 2 hours making your gay homemade pasta while my delicious treat is ready in a zip.

It only takes like 10 minutes to boil pasta and make a bechamel and throw a few spices in it

>> No.16261507

SNOT PASTA

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>> No.16261585

>>16261507
That's how you know it's authentic

>> No.16261675
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>>16259481
>op doesn't add cod to his fettuccine and molds it to look like a brain
Ngmi

>> No.16261746

>>16261675
I'm sure your brain looks like that