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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:07:38 2021 No.16257594 [Reply] [Original]

I pray to God, for his sake, that be one tasty motherfucking watermelon.

Chances are, it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:09:29 2021 No.16257606 File: 46 KB, 1440x900, Kramerica industries.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16257594 At the end of the journey he still needs to either drop it on the ground or have a friend arranged to take it off his hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:09:45 2021 No.16257609 >>16257594 great pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:10:23 2021 No.16257612 >>16257606 and the friend fucking steals it, #mysides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:14:27 2021 No.16257628 >>16257594 It'll be covered in smooshed bugs depending on the train speed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:16:39 2021 No.16257637 >>16257628 it's already covered in shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:48:05 2021 No.16257786 >>16257594 Get a bag and put the melon in it. Tie the bag to the metal window frame. Simple problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:49:23 2021 No.16257792 >>16257637 we hate all nonwhites on account of the redpill

Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:51:23 2021 No.16257806

>>16257594
Saturation is weird on the photo but if that's the ground spot on it, it looks bland and watery. Although, the satisfaction from holding it would probably make it taste better by placebo.

t. know a decent amount about watermelons after growing and selling them for a summer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:52:50 2021 No.16257816 >>16257792 As a brown, we’re pretty unpleasant on average

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:55:11 2021 No.16257830 >>16257816 Yts are pretty cringe as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 16:56:00 2021 No.16257835 >>16257594 Never occured to him to break it in half?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:13:43 2021 No.16257916 >>16257786 best be a strong bag, and a strong knot its a classic watermelon dilemma

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:14:45 2021 No.16257922 >>16257835 >Never occured to him to break it in half? wut? nigga, do you even watermelon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:14:50 2021 No.16257923 >>16257835 The person holding it looks black

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:18:19 2021 No.16257940 >>16257923 we don't do that here, pal. save those remarks for /pol/ or /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:39:33 2021 No.16258038 >>16257940 Shut up nigger lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:40:46 2021 No.16258046 >>16257923 obviously indian, nobody else does weird shit like sell fruit to moving trains >>16257940 shut up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:42:42 2021 No.16258058 >>16257923 >The person holding it looks black And they look to be on a prison train.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:42:50 2021 No.16258059 >he discovered it did not pass through the window THERE’S LITERALLY FUCKING BARS ON IT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 17:46:29 2021 No.16258076 >>16257940 Don't do what here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:04:11 2021 No.16258162 >>16257922 just break it in half and pull the pieces through the bars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:35:39 2021 No.16258334 >>16258162 a round watermelon 15 pounds full of water barely able to hole with two hands break in half nigga, you trollin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:41:57 2021 No.16258377 >>16258076 Call people niggers, it's not nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:48:24 2021 No.16258401 >>16257637 Well wtf do you grow your fruits in? Just wash it. It's not like you eat the skin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:50:40 2021 No.16258407 >>16257835 Ew, it's probably a crowded train and everyones' sweat and dirt would get inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:51:23 2021 No.16258412 >>16257835 Break a watermelon in half while barely holding onto it through a narrow window on a moving train? Brilliant idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 18:51:53 2021 No.16258414 File: 109 KB, 777x960, 0DC3C630-EAD5-4ADA-972A-1E77256F8A6E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16257594 Lose the hands before lose the watermelon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 19:41:03 2021 No.16258598 >>16257594 Why doesn't he roll open the window? I swear americans are so stupid, lol...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 19:50:19 2021 No.16258641 Okay, so what is the best surefire way to pick the most kino watermelon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 19:55:20 2021 No.16258671 >>16257940 Go back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 19:56:23 2021 No.16258678 >>16257606 >tfw have no friends to take watermelon from me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:36:32 2021 No.16258874 >>16257940 You're a gigantic sook, stfu nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:38:15 2021 No.16258881 >>16258874 The proper response, though, is: I'm not your pal, buddy. And then I say: I'm not your buddy, friend. etc.. u guys fucking blew it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 21:23:49 2021 No.16259127 >>16257606 wtf is this picture I dont remember this from seinfeld

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 21:31:51 2021 No.16259162 >>16258881 i am not your pal BASTARD GUY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 21:43:00 2021 No.16259218 >>16259162 I'm not your guy, fella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 22:57:59 2021 No.16259556 >>16257594 How does doing that tell him the journey takes 4 hours?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 23:02:42 2021 No.16259583 >>16257940 >pal

Anonymous Fri Jun 11 00:25:01 2021 No.16260015

>>16258334
Not that other anon, but I'm confused why you retards can't figure this out...
>one arm under bad
>one arm over bar
>jerk/pull hard melon into bar at halfway mark
>pieces come through bars
Even goddamn chimps know how to use basic fucking tools.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 00:27:13 2021 No.16260021 >>16258377 What if they're being a nigger though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 00:27:59 2021 No.16260026 >>16260015 that would shatter, you fucking retard. have you never seen Gallager?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 00:32:08 2021 No.16260041 >>16260026 >metal bar is the same as an oversized mallet You're the type of person that wonders why there aren't more /ck/ threads about paint chips, aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 00:46:12 2021 No.16260100 >>16258641 >>16258641 thump it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 01:05:22 2021 No.16260174 >>16260100 >instructions incomplete, arrested for exposing my penis in the produce section Thanks for nothing, fucking /ck/ucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 01:11:47 2021 No.16260200 Pajeet climate is good for fruits That watermelon has to be absolute fire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 01:23:16 2021 No.16260232 >>16260015 >>16257835 This is the type of person who thinks they could beat a bear one on one no weapons

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 01:30:14 2021 No.16260254 >>16260232 This is a strawman

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 01:37:07 2021 No.16260276 >>16257594 Why would the poster know he'll be on the train for 4 hours? Are there no stops in between? >he was on the train That is clearly not a Pajeet, he just reconstructs the story from the pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 01:58:27 2021 No.16260341 >>16257940 Nigger nigger smelly nigger gonna buck break ya bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 05:31:58 2021 No.16260809 >>16257940 Howdy doodle we got another buck to break

Anonymous Fri Jun 11 05:42:48 2021 No.16260844

>>16259127
That was taken off-set.
The show had a rough first season and they could only afford to pay Michael Richards with slightly irregular watermelons. He was robbed of his watermelon savings more than once because he could afford to move to a better neighbourhood.
Some say this fueled his hatred of Coloureds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 10:05:06 2021 No.16261511 >>16257940 Just joining on the nigger dog pile. Although since this is niggers we're talking about I suppose it's a gangbang, sorry 'pal'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 10:10:08 2021 No.16261537 >>16257940 Wrong, r*dditboi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 11 10:47:32 2021 No.16261657 >>16257594 https://indiarailinfo.com/station/timeline/edits-chakia-thermal-halt-btph/9757 Found the location

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