/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16252946]

kinda funny how /ck/ acts about stuff...

[Anonymous No.16252950]

>>16252946
>eating seafood at all
Fucking disgusting sea bugs

[Anonymous No.16252954]

big animals good, small animals bad

[Anonymous No.16252955]

>>16252950
poorfag detected

[Anonymous No.16252960]

if bugs were big enough to shell and still have decent meat then I totally would eat them. I don't like eating any animal whole with their guts and shell intact

[Anonymous No.16252964]

This thread's dogshit and I don't want to make my own so I'll ask here.

Are there still any gummies or other candy that give you violent diarrhea? Haribo stopped making their infamous sugar free ones.

[Anonymous No.16252967]

>>16252955
I eat steak every night. I probably make more than you. You bitch about eating bugs and then you go out and eat sea spiders. lmao.

[Anonymous No.16252974]

>>16252964

sugar free werther's original

[Anonymous No.16252982]

>>16252955
Damn, this ocean cockroach is expensive? That must mean it's good and not at all disgusting!

[Anonymous No.16253000]

>>16252946
You can bet your ass we’d eat scorpions if the weighed 3 pounds and were plentiful in the desert.

[Anonymous No.16253004]

>>16252946
Huge difference between cicadas, grasshoppers, roaches, and worms compared to lobsters and even scorpions.

[Anonymous No.16253008]

>>16252982
Yes, lobster is tasty.

[Anonymous No.16253009]

>>16253000
Bugs that are pet or human size are my worst fear, I'd leave it up others to harvest their meat.

[Anonymous No.16253216]

>>16253009
beta

[Anonymous No.16253250]

Sure, I’ll eat bugs, just make them taste good, have lots of meat, and remove all of the disgusting bits like their guts and all. As of now bugs are just disgusting and crunchy

[Anonymous No.16253264]

>>16252960
Sounds prissy to me. Are you younger than 25?

[Anonymous No.16253293]

>>16253008
>Yes, lobster is tasty.
>Yes, lobster is nasty.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.16253360]

>>16252946
if a scorpion tasted nearly as good as a lobster i would at least try it, but ive never heard anyone say how great scorpions taste

[Anonymous No.16253362]

>>16252967
How often do you have a bowel movement? Once a week at best?

[Anonymous No.16253365]

>>16252946
the jew fears the scorpion of the sea

[Anonymous No.16253415]

>>16253362
Every 3 days. I even take fiber tablets lol.

[Anonymous No.16253433]

>EAT THE FREAKIN' FLOPPIN' BUGGERINOS SINCE YOU EAT THEM MOTHER HECKIN' LOBSTERINOS
>OR ELSE...

[Anonymous No.16253466]

>>16252946
t.vaush
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.16253473]

>>16253362
>>16253415
I'll answer that question with another question: What time do you evacuate your bowels There's only one right answer: Between four and six in the morning.

[Anonymous No.16253503]

>>16252954
This, but unironically.

A big critter like a lobster can be butchered like an ordinary animal, where you discard the organs and remove the meat from the shell to eat it. But a bug is too small to do that with. So you're stuck eating their shit-filled guts and exoskeleton along with the meat.

Eating bugs is like grabbing a mouse or a sparrow and just cooking it whole.

[Anonymous No.16253510]

>>16253473
I'm not regular. Maybe Jamie Lee Curtis can help me with that.

[Anonymous No.16253520]

>>16253009
I disagree. Bugs are icky because they're small. They can hide in your home and crawl on you. They can bite you without being noticed and give you malaria or the plague.

If a bug was the size of a mammal, you could just blast its chitinous ass with a shotgun and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.16253570]

>>16253264
nope, does anyone like eating crab shells or fish guts?. Even scallops get gutted and cleaned, there are always parts you generally don't want to eat (unless specially prepared in some cases).

[Anonymous No.16253576]

>>16252946
Bugs don't have meat retard

[Anonymous No.16253579]

>>16252950
>how can you eat something with 6 legs? UGH!
i wanna beat the fucking shit out of you like the tiny idiot child you are

[Anonymous No.16253589]

>>16253473
do you tell the blood to start flowing through your veins or the air to start filling your lungs? you probably do.

[Anonymous No.16253596]

>>16252946
Do you swallow your mouthjuice?
Do you leak mouthjuice into a cup then swallow your mouthjuice?
I totally get you though, chefnon.
We are all victims to society and a projection of what is good and bad.
We're all afflicted- it's weird.
Why is naked bad?
Why is sex taboo?
Why don't people openly fart?
Why are people shamed about normal things like shitting.
Fuck, man. I mean dang..

[Anonymous No.16253611]

>>16252974
>sugar free werther's original
You fuckin glorious bastard, people caught on to the Haribo gummies and word got out, they'll never suspect Werther's sugar free!

[Anonymous No.16253625]

>>16253579
how did you know I have a tiny dick?

[Anonymous No.16253648]

>>16253596
based post
OP is autistic and will not appreciate this shit though sorry

[Anonymous No.16253680]

>>16252946
lol so true!

[Anonymous No.16253681]

>>16253648
Thank you chefnon it really made me feel good to be based by you
Thank you may your life be free of what you hate

[Anonymous No.16253712]

Are you fucking serious?

[Anonymous No.16253767]

>>16253712
Is spem see?

[Anonymous No.16253779]

>>16253293
>Yes I'm a complete faggot

I tried, but there's no fixing you.

[Anonymous No.16253793]

I used to sell lobsters and they were fucking disgusting. They'd eat each other if they lost the elastics on their claws. Cleaning their shit wasn't a problem because they ate each other's shit immediately. They rip their arms off and spaz like bugs because that's what they are.