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let's settle this shit

so, we all know Salt & Vinegar Kettle Chips are the only acceptable potato chip a grown man should eat. Now, which is the best Kettle Chip brand?

After running through all these brands over the years, I've settled.

Kettle Brand are the best chips. #1 used to be Cape Cod but Kettle is overall better in every single category. Cape Cods are thinner slice. It's all preference, but I've turned everyone I know around me on to Selt and Vinegar Kettle Chips. Along with some pickles and a Turkey Club or Roast Beef Club.....I'm going to make a sandwich and post in this thread. BRB.

The list is

1) Kettle
2) Cape Cod
3) Dirty, Ms. Vickies (in that order)
4) Lays Kettle (still a good chip! The others are just gourmet)
5) Regular Lays Salt and Vinegar (when you're looking for a dopamine hit. pure drugs)

when I feel like a faggot, I'll get other Kettle flavors like Peppercini, Honey Dijon, Farmstand Ranch and Bourbon BBQ (Farmstand Ranch is a great, mild flavor. On the same tier as Salt and Vinegar. Made me like "Sour Cream and Onion" as as adult again)

>> No.16250802

I like Kettle brand, but feeling the need to avoid things you enjoy simply because you consider them "childish" is a sign of being emotionally stunted.

>> No.16250823

>>16250758
Thinking about it, Salt and vinegar chips are just vinegar flavour really because all chips have salt

>> No.16250837
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16250837

>>16250823
*Most chips have salt. I think Utz, Miss Vickies, and a couple other brands all make plain unsalted chips.

>> No.16250845
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16250845

Sorry bros

forgot I even made this thread, eating my sammich

>> No.16250850

>>16250802
you just don't get it

same thing with ceral, only cereals a man shoukd have in his Pantry are Oatmeal, Corn Flakes, Raisin Bran of Wheat-A-Bix

Sneed

>> No.16250854

>>16250837
Well potatoes do contain salt on their own. Do people really like completely unflavoured chips? Here in the UK we had one where it comes unsalted but comes with a sachet of salt so you can add as much as you want and shake it, but it never goes well and you always end up with a bunch that taste terrible

>> No.16250857
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16250857

These are the best salt and vinegar chips, they are out of Washington so they are a bit hard to get. They are very crunchy, and have a strong salt and vinegar taste. They cut your mouth up if you eat the whole bag.

>> No.16250884

>>16250845
>sammich
idiot

>> No.16250920
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16250920

These are the best. I know they're called lays in america or something though

I don't know why but they're amazing. Once I dipped them in actual Worcestershire sauce though and it was a whole new level

>> No.16250925

>>16250884
It's a common colloquialism.

>> No.16250994

>>16250857
>Artificially Flavored

you do know you fucked up, right?

>> No.16250996

>>16250884
have sex

>> No.16251002

>>16250758
>when I feel like a faggot
So every moment of your life?

>> No.16251176

>>16250758
whoavicky

>> No.16251179
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16251179

Ranch or Cool Ranch

>> No.16251205

>>16250758
the lidl store brand ones are surprisingly nice

>> No.16251215

>>16250996
copeseethedilatetranny4moreyears

>> No.16251304

I've always preferred Ms Vickie's personally, maybe cause thats what my work supplies.
Either way, what about hot chip? Jalapeno flavored are everywhere but there's gotta be better options

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>>16251179
Cool ranch